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Hey, honey.

How long? I don't know, about 15, 20 minutes?

Yeah, it's been a long day.

You've got a surprise for me.

No, it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you. You just have to wait.

Okay. All right, I'll see you soon.

Bye.

Oh, what a long day.

Baby, that breath.

Ah, so is this my surprise?

No.

But you can guess again.

Oh, crap at guessing.

I'm just going to go get some work done. I'll see you in a bit.

Hey, look at you, former.

You put a maiden in that dress. Have you been working out?

No, baby.

You know I like to eat the booty, too.

What are you doing there?

Picking out what to make for dinner.

I was thinking your favorite food.

Oh, you're too good to me, babe.

So, booty, baby. Is that the surprise

tonight?

but your clothes.

Right, I'm going to go to watch some TV.

Give this out when dinner's ready.

You do that, baby.

Babe, where's the dress that you had on earlier?

I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't worn a dress all day today.

Well, you know, the sexy, tight little dress.

No, it wasn't me.

It must have been someone else.

Baby, come on. Give me some credit. I know what my girlfriend's butt looks

Okay.

Anyway, can I get the surprise now?

No, you can't. Baby, please!

Okay, fine.

Since you're so cute, if we go to the bedroom now, and you close your eyes, I

will give you your surprise.

Oh, you're the best.

Okay,

baby, I'm ready for my surprise.

Okay, do you have your blindfold on? Yep, yep, coat, yep. Fucking thing.

So, are you excited?

Oh, yes, baby.

Yeah? Yeah.

Do you want to feel my mouth on your butt?

Yes, baby.

Yes, please.

You do, huh?

Mm -hmm.

You want a wet blowjob, don't you? Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, fuck you.

That's it, honey.

Yeah. Deeper.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, baby, you give the best blowjobs ever. Oh, my God.

You don't want me to come?

Oh, baby,

yes.

That's it. Is that what you like?

Baby?

Yes.

What the?

Baby, what?

You're warm, aren't you? Have you been looking at it?

No,

baby. You know I just love to eat some foodie food.

Okay.

Ah, so he ditched my surprise.

Nope, that was probably someone else.

Come on, give me some credit.

Okay.

This is Melissa.

I met her at the supermarket.

And I felt like she was my doppelganger.

And now, I thought you can have two of me.

Baby, that is the best present.

She was thrilled.

And so excited to share the coffee.

Oh, my

God. Fuck.

Shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, hey.

Fuck, yes.

Oh.

I don't know.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yes.

Oh, I love this.

Oh, yes. What did I make you come back?

Yeah,

I was just thinking about her tips running all over your dick.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Look at her.

Look at her.

Look at her.

Look at her.

Look at her.

Look at her.

Look at her.

Look at her.

Look at her.

My face is all sloppy and wet.

Take off your neck. Take off your neck. Oh

my god.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, man.

Oh, that's so funny. Oh,

that's

so funny.

You're crying that dick, yeah?

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Wow.

Oh shit!

Oh my Jesus Christ.

Thank you.

you're free to go.

Thank you.

You like that?

Strike your hand. Strike it, strike it.

Oh,

that's

so moral.

Now that is what I call double trouble.