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Oh, goodness.

Hi, Diana.

Take a seat.

I'm so sorry that I'm late.

You're right on time.

How'd your mission go?

It was a very rough one today.

Lots of fighting, quite tired,

but that's all right.

That's all in.

I'm glad it went okay and that you're feeling all right.

Yes, I mentally exhausted from meetings at Wayne Enterprises today.

Yes.

I'm not just stuff.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Hey, guys.

Harley.

What are you doing here?

Well, I just thought I would drop on by and see what my two favorite justice jerks are up

to.

What do you want, Harley?

How did you get in here?

Well, Brucey.

You see, I want a lot of things,

but we'll get to that later.

As for your little security system out there,

well, they're fine.

Don't worry.

A couple little bumps and bruises,

but they're just snapping.

Great hero.

How are you able to?

Diana.

It's okay.

Don't worry

about me.

Let me go, you Amazon super bitch.

You're not dirty clown.

Hey, everybody, calm down.

Harley, what's this all about?

Did the Joker send you?

Yeah, haven't you heard me and Mr. J are on a break?

Gone independent.

You're still pretty crazy.

You haven't lost that.

Yeah, well, keep your day job,

all right?

I don't think you're gonna make it as a stand-up comedian.

You know what?

I got a funny joke.

If you guys don't do exactly what I want,

half of the city's gonna go kaplui.

A bomb?

Where?

That's for me to know.

And don't bother frisking me unless you want to.

There's no shut off switch.

In fact, it's a passcode.

And, uh, well, unless you submit to my demands,

I don't think you're gonna have a chance.

Oh, by the way, one hour.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Okay, what are your terms?

Bruce, what are you doing?

Diana, just trust me.

Harley, go ahead.

Well, first, y'all talk to the commissioner.

Make sure I get a full pardon for all today's little fun hijinks and,

um, well, second, uh,

I want to join the Justice League and...

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

You want to join the Justice League after all that you've done before this?

Everything?

Are you kidding me?

Make that make sense.

Come on.

We've worked together before,

and haven't you noticed I've been off the grid the last few months?

You know, I've been doing real good.

I've been doing good.

And I have to admit, it actually felt good,

you know?

It kind of like gives you the warm fuzzies.

I guess I see why you guys do it sometimes.

Yeah.

Then why not just come to us and just ask?

Why all the theatrics?

Come on, Frucy.

What's the fun in that?

You know, I love my theatrics.

Plus, I just wanted to get y'all's attention.

And I wanted to make sure that you didn't say no to my third and final demand.

Yeah, and what's that?

I get to bang the big,

bad, bat-sy.

And I mean, who wouldn't want to bang a superhero and a millionaire all at the same time?

Plus, it's not like you haven't stuck your gold-plated cock in crazy before.

I mean, come on, Catwoman.

Tell ya how cool.

I think you've really racked up quite a little notch count on your belt,

don't you?

Wait a minute.

Wait a freaking minute.

Dirty little.

Oh, princess, princess.

What's with the language?

You kiss your mama with that mouth.

On.

This is insane.

Even for you.

There's no way in hell we are going to agree to...

Diana, just listen.

I know I messed up the sis,

but an hour isn't a lot of time.

Half the team is off-world and we don't even have enough people to search this entire

city.

Sometimes we have to sacrifice for the greater good,

but you know how I feel about you.

I won't go through with this if you say no.

Just say the word.

Aw, isn't that sweet.

Shut up, Harley.

Damn it all.

I hate this, but you're right.

I mean, everything inside me is just screaming to say no,

but the lives of thousands of people.

Well, they're at stake.

All right, I guess Bruce is okay with it.

And then we'll go through with it.

Yay.

Oh, this package.

I guess I'll just leave you two to it then.

Okay.

Oh, where the fuck do you think you're going?

Get your sweet Amazon house over here.

Oh,

no, that wasn't so hard.

Now was it?

I guess you even liked it a little bit.

You know what?

Why don't we take this to the bedroom?

Go give this cock hard for me.

Tick tock.

One hour.

You have to give it a little life and hard for me.

I did.

I love you.

Oh, my.

Really?

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

No.

Yeah, you don't want it to explode,

do you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

This cock is so nice and hard.

Tick tock, huh?

Oh,

yes.

Yeah.

Oh...

yeah...

Oh...

yeah...

Yeah...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

yeah...

Oh...

just falling around...

Oh... no...

Oh... yeah...

Oh...

It's such a hot view back here.

Oh...

I wonder what everyone would think.

Do you know what you'd see?

One of my favorite superheroes.

Oh...

I'm trying to save the day.

I'm trying to save the day?

You know that, Harley.

Oh... fair enough.

It's a decent bear.

Oh... yeah...

Oh...

Oh...

You see, you're getting ready over there.

Oh, yeah...

It's so hot watching you ride.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... yeah...

Yeah...

Oh... it's so hot.

It's such a hot view that I'm riding.

Oh... yeah...

Oh... yeah...

Oh... yeah...

Oh... yeah...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... slip me down.

You and I are back up hard.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... yeah...

Oh... yeah...

Oh...

Oh, you're making one now.

Oh, you're pushing me down like that.

Oh, you love it, don't you?

I don't know what you're doing.

You can feel it better.

Oh...

Oh, yeah...

Oh...

It feels so good.

Oh, yeah...

Oh, yeah...

Oh, God...

Oh...

Oh, God...

Oh,

God...

Oh, God...

Oh, God...

Oh, yeah...

I bet you're insatiable,

huh?

Mm-hmm...

Do you have to take a turn?

God...

I don't want you to take a turn.

Oh, God, it's so hot.

Oh, my God...

You really want that coat,

don't you?

Yeah...

She wants what I thought.

Oh, what a big, hard cut.

You better make me come,

though.

I hope it makes you come.

Yeah?

I like your style.

That's right.

Oh...

Oh, yeah...

It goes around your neck.

Oh!

Oh, yeah...

Oh, no...

Oh, no...

Oh, I think you're a little more like me than you know.

I can't lie.

You do look good right in the car.

Mm-hmm...

Oh, yes, you do.

Oh, my God...

Yeah, sit down.

Mm-hmm...

Oh, yeah...

Oh, yes...

Mm-hmm...

Oh, my God...

Yeah...

Oh, you're cold.

Oh, my God, my tits coming right out.

Oh, yeah...

Mm-hmm...

Oh, yeah...

It feels so good.

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Yeah, I mean like it.

Mm-hmm...

Oh, my God...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Oh, really nice and warm.

So nice in my car.

Oh, yes...

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, it feels like you guys are crazy.

Crazy girls.

Oh, my God...

Oh, yes...

Oh, my God...

Oh, God, I'm so bad.

Oh, my God...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

Oh, my God...

Oh, yes...

Oh,

yeah...

I love this song so much.

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

It's not for me to do some fun.

Oh, yeah...

Hands and knees there.

Right here.

No, that way.

Put your ass right here.

Oh, I don't know...

Someone thinks he's really in control.

You know what?

I think he needs to make both of us calm.

Yeah, me too.

Or no deal.

Oh, no, but we need that deal.

Or...

No, no...

No, no, no...

We've got to get the deal.

We've got to get the deal.

We've got to get the deal.

We've got to get the deal.

We've got to get the deal.

Mm-hmm...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

Oh, yes...

Oh, okay...

Yes, you love taking that...

I do.

I do.

I can't lie.

I can't judge you.

Everybody thinks you're such a good girl We still have some naughty thoughts.

Yeah.

Oh, I can't.

It's hardly.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm dirty.

Dirty little girl.

Oh, yeah.

Just take it back.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Do you love it?

Yes.

Oh, I do, I do.

Did you just put me cleaning out of room?

Uh-huh.

I think I'm just cleaning all over that vacuum.

Oh, it feels so good.

Yeah, I know.

Nothing, like, turning good feels bad.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you wish you were still fucking with me.

Yeah, I love it.

Oh, but...

Oh, yeah.

So good.

So good.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

I'm getting it right here.

Oh, yeah.

Awesome.

Oh, good.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh, yeah.

There you go.

I'll go down if you like this.

Yeah, stick my hands up.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Keep going.

You look good.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

That was my first one.

That shit wasn't bad at all.

No.

You like what you can do.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

I love how you go.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

That's right, Harley.

I'm getting fucked real good.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

This is the only time that you're a good girl.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah.

You're a good girl for months of my life.

Uh-huh, yeah.

Keep going.

Uh-huh.

That's right.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

That was a nice nipple.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I love it.

It makes me so wet now.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Sitting here and looking at that park.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I want to ride that cock.

Uh-huh.

That's right.

Uh-huh.

You've been doing all the work.

It's my turn.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

This is like backwards.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

I'm just watching both of your asses.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

I'm a crazy girl.

I love it.

I love watching both of your asses.

Uh-huh.

I love watching both of your asses.

Uh-huh.

Right in your nipples.

Yeah, just taking my cock.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, keep it nice and deep.

Oh, I love it.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

You know, I think you need to experience some Amazon.

Yeah.

Taking my girl.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Just hold on.

Oh, my God.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my God.

Look at you so flexible.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I can see it right here.

Oh, my God.

You can't hurt her.

You are an Amazon, aren't you?

Yeah.

You love this Amazon-fucking position.

Uh-huh.

It's taking me over.

I can't believe I'm learning to tap it.

Oh, my God.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Staying on control.

Maybe I need my little slug.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's hard.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

It has the word in English.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

It's so cold.

Oh yeah!

Ah!

Oh!

This is so good!

You don't even want to breathe!

Ugh!

Oh you're gettingほ..

Ugh...

Yeah, that chegou.

Yeah, that gave me feeling like,

Oh my God!

Oh my God.

Yeah, perfect.

Click right.

Stay.

Over.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I love it.

I'm not supposed to love it,

but I do love it.

Yeah.

I can't stop.

You're a little slut.

Oh my God, you're in the corner.

I'm on my fourth bruise.

Oh my God, it feels so good!

Yes, yes!

It's getting clearer.

Awesome!

Yes!

Ah-ha!

Ah-ha!

Ah-ha!

Ah-ha!

Yeah!

Ah-ha!

Ah-ha!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Wow!

I guess I did.

Hopefully you got one more.

Yeah, so you can come for me.

Yeah, because as much as you don't give in,

you gotta give it a go.

Oh, gosh.

Mm-hmm.

Diana's pretty good in bed.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, do just like that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, you love it.

Mm-hmm.

Me too.

Oh, that feels so good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

I'm just watching you speak for me.

Oh, massage all over you.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Mm-hmm.

I'm just watching it go in so good.

Oh, you girl.

Watch him take you over.

Oh, yeah.

Come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, you're good.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, let's go.

Just post over it with me and the monster.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Post over it with me and the monster.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that close one.

So good.

What is that?

Oh, wowzers.

They say soup's the real deal.

You get to have them every night,

hot princess.

Oh yes, but only when we don't have uninvited guests dropping in on us.

Don't be such a wet blanket.

I took care of you too,

princess.

Yes, I hate to admit it,

but you actually did.