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Excuse us. We're here to take Dr. Beck's
class, How to Find Your Bliss, A
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Journey of Self -Discovery. Room three.
Oh, okay. Okay.
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You have fun.
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I'll be at Tito's Taco Terrace. Faith.
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Come on.
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We're both at a crossroads in our lives,
searching for our true bliss.
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I'm searching for nachos.
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I'll tell you what. You take this class,
and I'll have three margaritas, and
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then we'll see who's happier.
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Faith.
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Please take this class with me.
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All right.
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But let me go to the ladies' room first.
If I can't escape through the window,
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then I'll come back.
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Oh!
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I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
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I am now.
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Didn't you play Ashley Storm on The
Sacred and the Sinful?
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Why, yes.
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Yes, I did.
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My mother loved you.
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You know, but she's a little hard of
hearing, so you're not nearly as loud as
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expected.
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Your mother sounds like a wonderful
woman.
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Tell her!
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Well, I'm late.
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It's very nice meeting you.
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Welcome to Parents Without Partners.
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Sorry, I'm late.
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Small world.
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Teeny weeny.
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Carry on.
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I was just going to ask anyone new to
introduce themselves. Would you like to
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start?
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I'd be delighted.
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Hello.
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I'm Faith Fairfield.
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And I'm... an alcoholic.
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Dad, I was just kidding.
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What I should be at is at a Joker's
Anonymous meeting.
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Okay, last week we left off with Chris,
so let's begin with him.
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Oh, yes, let's do, please.
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Well, I found the woman I meet don't
understand that being a good parent
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first. They seem to resent my daughter.
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Have you considered placing her in
foster care?
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Well, anyways, I've decided I'm not
dating any more women without children.
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Oh, come now, Chris. That doesn't sound
like you.
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Faith, how many children do you have?
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I don't have any more than one.
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A boy named Justin.
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Oh, how old is he?
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He's eight or nine -ish.
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Under ten for sure.
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Well, Faith, welcome to our group.
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And I hope you and your son can make it
to our Parents Without Partners family
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picnic tomorrow?
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Oh, well, Justin's father usually takes
him on Saturdays, but lately he's been
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falling down drunk at the cock fight.
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So, so yes, we'd love to come.
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would want you to A. Give her some
space.
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B. Make her talk about it. Or C.
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Buy her a gift to cheer her up.
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Another easy one. A.
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Give her some space.
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Is that your final answer?
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No. Because what good is space without a
new pair of earrings to go with it?
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I'm never getting married.
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Like you'll have a choice.
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Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I met the
future Mr.
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Faith Fairfield.
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You know, I can't believe you ditched
me. You missed a wonderful lecture on
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finding your bliss. Oh, I found my
bliss.
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And his name is Chris.
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We went out for coffee after class, and
coffee led to espresso, and espresso led
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to cappuccino, and cappuccino led to
mochaccino, and do you have any sleeping
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pills?
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Off for some random guy?
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He's not a random guy, Hope. This could
be the one.
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He invited me to a picnic tomorrow with
his daughter, and I thought it might be
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fun if I brought Justin along.
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Sure. That sounds nice. Which reminds
me, I don't know nearly enough about my
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darling nephew.
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So, let's start with some basics. Age,
date of birth, any allergies I should be
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aware of.
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Kate, if you don't mind, we're sort of
in the middle of something here.
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I'm quizzing Charlie.
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Dr. Beck wanted to do a relationship
test.
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Hope got a perfect score when I gave her
the test. We know each other like that.
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Okay, so how'd I do?
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18. 18 out of 20, not bad.
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18 wrong.
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What? Let me see this.
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Okay, okay, are you telling me that El
DeBarge's Rhythm of the Night is not
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favorite song?
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Chris's favorite song is Do You Really
Want to Hurt Me by Boy George.
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You know, you two should go have some
coffee together and get to know each
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a little better.
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That's a great idea.
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She only drinks tea.
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You look adorable.
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Oh, now, one more little thing.
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What do you say we play a game called
Pretend I'm Your Mommy?
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I don't like scary games.
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Fine, let me rephrase that. Here are two
tickets to the Cleveland Cavaliers game
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next Friday.
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What do you say?
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I say you're the best mommy in the whole
world.
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Good. Babe, glad you made it.
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Me too.
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Well, this is my daughter, Mallory.
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Sweetie, this is Faith, my friend I told
you about.
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Hey, and you must be, uh... Justin, my
son.
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Hi, Justin.
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So why don't you two run along and play,
and we'll pick you up after dark or
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thereabouts.
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You are so funny.
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Justin, let's go play on the swing.
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You can push me.
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These seats better not suck.
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You're a great kid.
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He looks just like you, too.
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Now who's being funny?
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It's so good to find someone who can
make me laugh.
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Most of the girls I date are so serious.
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All I want to do is play games. Oh, I
know what you mean. I dated this guy
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He was obsessed with backgammon. It was
so annoying.
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Backgammon? You're a hoot.
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I'll bet you say that to all the girls.
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I'll bet I don't.
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The zoo?
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Out with Chris. It's our first grown
-ups -only outing.
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We're going to take this relationship
from Spongebob Squarepants to Spongebob
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Notepads.
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When are you going to tell him that I'm
not really your son?
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When he falls in love with me.
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Whatever, because I'm not going out with
you anymore. Mallory is obsessed with
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me. She tried to kiss me on the lips.
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Don't you worry about her.
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Once Chris marries me, I'm shipping her
off to boarding school.
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Nice.
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Okay, Justin.
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Girls are upstairs. We'll be home around
ten.
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My, my. What's the occasion?
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Wait. Don't tell me.
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Charlie's trying to make up for not
knowing you by taking you out to dinner?
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You're driving me crazy.
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All right, sweetie. Whose favorite color
is sage?
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We're off to your favorite restaurant,
Il Molino.
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I'll go warm up the car because I know
you hate to be cold. And I'll stop
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talking now because I know you hate to
be late.
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I thought Chez Jean was your favorite
restaurant.
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It is.
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You look nice.
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So when do we get to meet Mr. Wonderful?
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Soon, soon.
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Hello? Hey, Faith, it's Chris.
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Hey, listen, my sitter just canceled.
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But Mallory had a good idea. She thought
I could just bring her over to stay
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with Justin and your sitter.
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Oh, um, my sitter just got arrested.
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Really?
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Well, I guess we could bring the kids.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Bring the kids?
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Sure, why not?
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7 .30, Chez Jean?
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We'll see you there.
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Not...
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life. Fine.
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But I'm going to have to tell your
mother about that lamp you broke.
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What lamp?
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Now, are you going to go get dressed, or
is this crazy rampage you're on going
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to continue?
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I'm really glad you told me Chez John
was your favorite restaurant.
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I'd hate to be at Il Molino, especially
since now it's a car wash.
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Charlie, you don't have to keep trying
to prove that you know everything about
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me. The little things don't matter. They
do to me, and one thing I know is what
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you like to eat. So you just sit back,
and I'm going to order for you.
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Wow.
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War flapper.
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And Justin, doesn't Mallory look pretty
in her dress?
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Ah, yes.
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Wow, looks like somebody's got a crush.
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She sure does.
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I wasn't talking about Mallory.
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Oh, Chris.
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Let's just give our exes full custody
and get out of here.
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That's Justin's father?
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Uh, well, yes.
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Who's the woman he's with?
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That's his wife. Yes, that makes sense.
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And the lady will have the, um, the
lamb.
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Or wait, the lamb. No, the chicken.
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You know what?
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How about just a sampler platter? That's
always fun.
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A little bit of this, a little bit of
that.
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Hey, there's Faith.
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Did he just roll his eyes at you?
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What a jerk.
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You have no idea.
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I'm going to go meet her mystery man.
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I'm just going to say hi.
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Is she coming over here?
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Oh.
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And a big fat liar. Keep that in mind,
no matter what she says.
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Hello. I'm Charlie's wife, Hope.
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You must be Chris.
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My sister told me so much about you.
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I know your sister?
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Faith, my sister.
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Is that Justin?
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How's it going?
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I brought Justin along for Mallory.
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Shouldn't you be getting back to your
table? I believe that violinist is for
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you.
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Nice to meet you.
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I guess.
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I can't believe your own sister married
your ex -husband.
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It's got to be so painful.
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Not as painful for me as it is for her.
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He's a cross -dresser.
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Look, why don't we go back to my place?
I can cook.
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And if everyone gets tired, we can have
a sleepover.
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A sleepover?
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Did she tell you that I'm a bedwetter?
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Shall we?
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Hey, Justin, come here. I want to tell
you a secret.
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That's it!
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Hey!
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What? Your son just pushed my daughter.
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She kissed...
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Now, why would you push her for no
reason? Hey, wait a minute. If my son
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she kissed him, then that's exactly what
happened.
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Oh, so my daughter's a liar?
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Yes.
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And a tramp in training wheels.
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Well, are you sure you're not
projecting?
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I mean, is that a skirt or a belt?
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sticking up for me tonight sorry about
chris yeah he's the type of guy that's
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gonna lose his looks in about 60 years
besides
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no one calls my favorite nephew a liar
and gets away with it but we were lying
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about me being your son and that was
wrong i'm supposed to be setting a good
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example for you and i didn't and i'm
sorry and if i ever do have a son I hope
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he's a lady killer just like you.
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Now pucker up, it's bedtime.
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Chris, what are you doing here?
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Mallory told me the truth.
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Look, I'm so sorry I called Justin a
liar.
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Well, I'll pass along your apology.
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I hope that you can forgive me, because
I really do want to keep seeing you.
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You are the most beautiful and exciting
and funny woman I've met in a long time.
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I'm really falling for you, Faith.
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Oh, Chris, I'm falling for you, too.
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But there's just this little tiny thing
I have to tell you about my sister and
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my ex -husband.
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First...
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Just let me say how embarrassed I am
about Mallory. I mean, she knows lying
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the one thing I cannot tolerate.
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Not even a little bit?
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You're a hoot and a half.
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Now, what did you want to tell me about
your sister and your ex?
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Hey, we're home.
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Just that I live with them.
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For text purposes.
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I didn't realize you had company. That's
okay. We were just leaving. Let's go.
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You all live together.
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Isn't that a little awkward?
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Well, it was at first.
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Until we moved her out over the garage.
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And I couldn't be happier about it. Off
we go.
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Yeah, which reminds me, you're late on
your rent.
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Again. You make her pay rent?
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And utilities.
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Miss Moocher got a free ride long
enough.
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Charlie.
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Let's go to dinner. Hey, hey.
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Man to man, let me tell you, this girl
is a keeper, and I mean it.
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Keeper!
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All right, that's it.
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I don't like the way you talk about the
mother of your child, Mr.
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Hey,
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stop it, stop it. I can explain.
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Mom? Yes?
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Okay, what is going on here?
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All right.
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Charlie, he thinks you're my ex
-husband.
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What? I know, it's disgusting.
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He's not?
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No, he's not.
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And Justin is my nephew, not my son.
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Look, you said you would only date a
woman who had a child, so I lied because
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wanted to go out with you.
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Sorry I lost it, man.
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Guess I need to go back to my anger
management support group.
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Chris, I'm sorry.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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Not really.
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Goodbye, Faith.
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He's gone.
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Well, you lied to him.
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What do you expect?
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I just want him to like me.
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Faith, when are you going to learn to
let someone like you for you?
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What if just me isn't enough?
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Or way too much? Charlie.
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You'll never know unless you try.
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And eventually you'll find someone who
loves you for you.
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Just like I did.
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And even though he might not know every
little thing about you.
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You'll love that he drives you crazy
trying.
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Me again.
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I just had a really good cry in the car
and... And I realized that I think I can
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work on forgiving you.
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I know a great couple support group we
can go to.
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groups do you belong to?
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Nine.
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Plus a men's group, but I haven't been
in a while because last time I had a
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panic attack in the sweat lodge.
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I'll tell you what, Chris.
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Maybe you could call me when you're down
to three support groups.
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Oh, but email me about that man thing
because that sweat lodge sounds
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interesting.
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I'm sorry.
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really dodged a bullet there.
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Come on, Justin. You can read me a
bedtime story.
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Charlie.
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I also have closure issues.
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