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At last.

I know, I'm so fucking excited.

Oh my God, look at this room.

This is so fabulous.

Oh, the baby right here. I know, finally a Jamaican vacation.

I know, a dream vacation.

Here, come to my bed.

Yes, here. Bed.

How is it?

It's okay.

Yeah? It could be better.

Let's just put this stuff away.

So, what do you want to do now that we're home?

Yeah. What you got in mind?

Oh, I was thinking.

You know that, uh, hotel manager downstairs?

I saw you looking at him.

You know who I am.

I know exactly who you are, you pretty bitch.

What were you thinking?

Well, like I was saying about this bed, I'm a little bit unsatisfied with it, to

be honest.

Oh, yeah? What's wrong?

Seems nice.

It is nice, but...

Don't you think it'd be a lot nicer if he was fucking me on it? You are a

I love you.

You're the best wife I've ever had.

Why don't you get out of my way so I can call him?

Are you serious?

I'm so serious.

You're really going to do this? I'm going to make a complaint and have him

up here and tell him what the problem is. What kind of complaint are you going

to make?

The fact that he's not fucking me. All right, come on.

You're really going to do this?

Watch me. Oh, you're so fucking awesome. I love you.

Hi.

My name is Katie.

I'm in room 906.

And I have a complaint to make.

The room isn't really up to standards of what I'd like.

No, I would like your hotel manager actually to come up here.

Yeah.

Yes, Nathan.

He's the hotel manager.

If you could send him up here right away, that would be fabulous.

We can get this all sorted out.

All right. Thank you.

Bye.

You're fucking unbelievable.

Is he coming up?

Yep. I'll be up in just a few minutes.

You are thirsty.

You should go and have it any other way.

Jamaica was the perfect place to come.

Oh. Oh.

I want to see you, baby. This is hot. Well, you're going to have to come back.

Hopefully he gets here soon.

Oh, baby, this is like the perfect vacation. Our first time in Jamaica.

I wonder who that could be.

Kevin!

Hey, how you doing, sir?

This is the Republic.

Yeah, my wife would like to have a quick word with you, actually.

Very well.

How can I be of service?

I'm right over here.

Oh, I'm the one who made the complaint.

Yes. Um, you know, the room's great and all, and, um,

I'm just really not satisfied with this bed.

Uh, this is one of our, uh, fine beds here.

You're right, it is very fine, but it's missing one thing.

Okay, what is it? I'll be happy to open it.

Oh, perfect.

It's missing you fucking me on it.

It's our first time in Jamaica, man. Come on.

The guest always comes first, right? Is it the joke?

No. This isn't a prank.

I'm being dead serious.

My wife really wants to prank you.

I saw you downstairs.

This isn't appropriate.

If you have an actual complaint, I'd be happy to make sure that you're

satisfied. My complaint is that you...

Complaining about not wanting to fuck me.

That's how I complain.

Don't you want me to be happy?

Well, the happiness of our guests is paramount, but this really isn't

on the list of services that we offer, as I said. Well, I could offer you some

services.

I won't tell if you will.

No problem with that. I won't complain either.

Come on.

What are you saying?

You don't want to talk to me?

Well, I do.

You're okay with that. Oh, he's more than fine with that.

You always get such words.

Excellent.

I'm going to try and bite in that little conservative outfit.

Get a little bit more comfortable.

You seem to be accommodating very well.

Are you sure to write up a good review of this hotel?

I'm not sure.

Are you sure?

I'm not sure if it's necessary.

I'm going to take it off.

Oh, my

gosh.

I'm sure this happens all the time to you, right?

Happens all the time to us.

I

told

you I was going to call him, baby.

These beautiful looking cockies out there.

Way bigger than my fucking husband.

You're a lucky man.

You're lucky.

Can't you fucking hold?

You know I can't resist a big black hug like this.

Are you enjoying yourself over there? Won't you fucking suck this beautiful

cunt?

It already is.

Why do you want to fucking make my place? Do you really fucking suck on

car?

I'm going to take this girl.

I'm going to use the overdress.

Take that for me.

Thank you.

I'm gonna get a lotion.

This is like a box of something sweet. Let's see.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, I fucking love it.

and drive your dick off from your fucking fucking mirror, you know?

Oh, I'd rather have your fucking dick crawled to my pussy than either of you.

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't

know.

me in front of my husband.

Oh, Shoma, you're fucking amazing.

Oh, Shoma, you're fucking better than him.

Vacation in Jamaica and I'm not even fucking deeper.

I'm fucking as good as I thought I'd be.

Every vacation, a really different guy. Every fucking week. Fucking week.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, the fucking customer always comes.

for this fucking vacation to see it fucked by another man.

I'm going to start doing this a little bit fast.

That's incriminating.

Fucking come all over my corpse, huh?

Fucking that's a bitch.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, come on, baby.

Oh, you're such a fucking daddy. I can't even worship you.

Good. You fucking should.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Tell me when you're about to come.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah, I'm about to come, baby. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, I'm about to come. Fucking hold it. Come on. What the fuck?

You don't want me to come?

You don't get to come.

I told you.

You're the last to fucking come. And I didn't say when.

I got mine.

Customer always comes first.

Welcome to Jamaica.

Enjoyed it.

The wonderful amenities of this hotel.

Oh, you made the bed much better.

I'm very much at the satisfaction now.

I can be of service anymore or at all. If I have any more complaints, I could

call you.

Yes, you can.

Awesome. Call me directly.