Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Ewe
Faroese
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Ga
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Interlingua
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kurdish (Soranî)
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lingala
Lithuanian
Lozi
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Nigerian Pidgin
Northern Sotho
Norwegian
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Occitan
Oriya
Oromo
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Punjabi
Quechua
Romansh
Runyakitara
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Serbo-Croatian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Spanish (Latin American)
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Tatar
Telugu
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Tshiluba
Tumbuka
Turkish
Turkmen
Twi
Uighur
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
(suspenseful music)
Downloaded from YTS.BZ
Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ
(explosion)
(boom)
(boom - suspenseful music continues)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom)
(boom) (music fades)
Got me one now.
(click)
(gunshot)
Shit, missed.
(buzzing)
What the hell is that?
Don't look good.
(electric buzzing)
(wasp buzzing)
You would look good on my wall.
(click and gunshot)
(buzzing, more gunshots)
(squish)
(buzzing)
(humming)
(phone rings)
God damn it.
Always when I'm in the middle of some shit.
Sheriff's department.
What?
Sheriff, I saw me a monster today.
Oh, is that right?
Yes, sir.
All right, fine.
I'll play along. Joanne.
Can you describe the assailant?
It was a big, yellow, ugly monster.
Big yellow or,
uh, ugly?
Monster.
Fricking monster.
It was like one of them murder hornets, but done better.
Are you kidding me?
You know, making fake 911 calls is a felony.
I swear to God.
The nerve of some people.
(phone rings)
Sheriff's department.
What? Yes, Sheriff?
Why do you hang up on me?
Yeah. Sorry about that.
That was an accident.
There is a giant wasp out there.
Jesus Christ.
Send help, Sheriff.
Yeah. No.
Yeah.
I'll send one of my deputies out there.
I'll send one of my deputies out there.
God damn.
Must be something in the fucking water.
What did you say?
You say something to me?
No, ma'am.
I didn't say anything to you.
Let me get your address.
1977 Thomasson Road.
Thomasson...
Yeah. Huh?
I got you. I'll send somebody on out there.
Thank you. Yeah.
Bye bye, now.
(phone rings)
Yes, Sheriff.
Deputy,
I hate to bother you on your day off, but we got a call.
I need you to go check out.
I need to head out to the dreaded
backwoods.
Why?
Heh.
Believe it or not, there's
reports of a giant monster on the loose.
And how do you want me to handle this monster, sir?
Well, first, I want you to report back to me what you actually find.
And then we'll just go from there.
Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. One more thing.
The rookie?
Yeah.
Get ahold of her.
Take her with you. I.
Why? Yes, you do.
Because she's close to where you live, and it'll be good training for her.
Yes, sir.
Call. Tell her.
Get ready and go pick her up.
Yes, sir.
Just get out there and look around.
Okay? Anyone shows up? Run them off.
Roger that.
I just need to get up, shower and get dressed, and I'll be on my way.
Huh.
Ho, hum.
(water running)
(news channel theme)
Hello.
I'm Maria, reporting to you from Tabloid World News.
Reporting to you
that there have been multiple sightings of a giant wasp.
The local sheriff's department has issued a warning
to please stay out of the area and do not engage the wasp.
If you don't believe us, then take it from one of our locals
who is being interviewed down by the trailer park about
her sightings of the monster.
Howdy folks.
So there I was, you know, just standing on the corner.
I've been out there all day, you know,
waiting on some guy to stop. Just then a car pulled over.
And I made my way over to the window.
So there I was just talking and flirting,
you know, trying to make me some money
because I got to get me some beer, you know?
I got.
Cause I got to give me some beer.
And what do you know, Woody?
A monster came running out of me.
Came running out of me.
And then that guy, he just,
he took off running.
He took off like a bat out of hell.
And so I had to get my ass out of there, too.
And it ain't easy running in these heels, you know?
You know.
A prostitute?
A fucking prostitute.
Of all the people,
a prostitute?
This is Maria reporting from TWN.
And just remember that if it's unbelievable,
like the shit you just saw.
You'll hear from us first.
Damn I look good.
Time to go kick ass.
He sis. Hey, twin.
Bad news.
Got called in on my day off. Oh.
That sucks.
I’m sorry.
I was going to help you clean today.
Don't you worry about it.
I'll get that handled.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
Don't even stress it. Don't stress it.
I'll start sweeping and mopping, and I'll get the clothes ready.
Thank you.
Bye.
We’re in the woods.
There’s gonna be bugs.
Look for the big yellow bug.
All right,
let's go see if there's some big old wasps in these woods.
I really hope it goes quickly.
Ha. Come on, Rookie.
(car engine)
(door slams)
Well, here we are Sandy.
Beautiful looking.
I love this area.
So what are we doing again?
I mean, I thought we did a little bit of fishing, and
we got the cabin and have a little bit of fun after a while.
Oh, sounds like a good idea.
So, do I get to play with your pole later?
Well, yeah.
What kind of pole you got?
Oh, I got a big ten inch action rod,
Mmm, sounds like your rod can get the job done.
I mean, I could catch a shark with this rod, baby.
Ooo, I hope your little rod
can do the same later. Hmm.
I haven't had any complaints yet.
You know what they say.
First time for everything.
Oh, that's kind of cold.
Come on in if you want to watch me get changed.
Oh, hell, yeah.
(buzzing)
So where do we cast from?
I mean, we use the little fishing pier down at that at the end of the pond.
Okay, sounds good.
(buzzing)
Caught some really big fish here.
How big were they? (laughs)
You know, all guys lie about that stuff.
Yeah. Yes.
Yes, indeed.
The infamous Internet inch.
Yes.
So I assume you're going to use the black pole.
I think I will. Okay.
I think I will. Okay.
See, if we can't get this thing together. Want some help managing your pole there?
Oh, no, I’m completely good with my pole.
Mmmm.
I’ve heard that before.
Yeah, well, maybe we'll find out later.
Is that a promise?
Oh, most definitely.
All right, So, uh,
uh, what about a little bet?
What kind of bet you thinking?
I mean, something to do with fishing.
We uh...
Who catches the first fish or biggest fish?
First fish.
Okay, So what's the wager? Hmm?
Well, I have to put a little thought into that.
Okay. Sounds like fun. Right. You ready?
Yep.
(buzzing)
Oh, hey, I got one.
Well, look at you. Hey.
Oh, crap.
It's a strong one, too.
Ah no, it's just cause you’re weak pull on it.
Kiss my ass Sammy.
Do you want some help? Yes.
All right, Come on.
Come on, Come on.
Oh, you get it? Yeah.
Pull harder. I’m pulling.
Oh, trying.
It's hard, huh?
Yeah.
Not the first time I've heard that either.
Yeah, well, no. Oh.
Oh, shit.
Look. (buzzing)
Oh, you're on your own.
Oh, you're such an asshole, Sammy.
(buzzing)
(squish)
(screaming)
It’s a wasp!
Ahhh!
(buzzing)
Arghhh! Ahhh!
(rattles)
(buzzing)
Man...
I didn't even get my pole wet or nothing.
What the fuck...
(explosion)
Uh.
Jesus.
Ow, that hurt. Oh, shit.
No, I’m too pretty to die.
(buzzing) (squish)
(buzzing)
This is ridiculous.
I don't see a damn wasp.
I don't either. (phone rings) It’s the Sheriff again.
Hello, Sheriff.
Have you seen anything?
No, Sheriff. Unfortunately, we haven't.
All right.
Just keep looking.
I guess if you see anything, give me a call and let me know.
Ten-four Sheriff.
All right, Rookie.
Guess we're gonna look around some more.
Do we have to? My feet hurt so bad, Deputy.
Oh, my God. Suck it up.
It's just
really hot out here.
And all this smoke is going to mess up my makeup, and it probably won't be so hot
if you stop opening your mouth and running it.
It's too hot.
I got to.
I got to.
I got to let the chesticles breathe Oh, my God.
You know you want to join me?
Come on. No, I'm fine.
Thank you. It's hot.
You'll feel so much better
For a second.
It is a little hot.
Okay?
Yeah. See?
Don't you feel better?
A little.
(phone rings)
It’s my dad.
Hey, Dad.
Hey, dear.
You doing okay? I'm okay, Dad.
Your dad's pretty hot.
My daddy. Saying he could be my daddy.
Thank you, ma'am.
You're welcome.
What do you want, Dad?
Well, I want to let you know that there appears to be some kind of
giant monster on the loose.
Yeah, we've heard of said Monster.
We're out here looking for it right now.
Yeah, well,
it must be true, because, as you know, I'm part of the military strike force.
I know, Dad.
They're getting us together any moment now in a meeting.
They're getting us together any moment now in a meeting.
So I'm guessing it's all about this monster.
Oh, wow. Be careful, Dad.
I will. You be careful out there, too.
We will.
And, you know, let me know if you get the monster.
If we see it, we're definitely going to kill it.
You think you two can handle this?
I got the best deputy right next to me.
Hey, I'm glad you
do, because I don't want anything to happen to my baby girl.
I'll be your baby girl. Oh, my gosh!
Just sayin’
Okay, Dad, we got to go.
We got to go catch this monster. Okay?
I hope you do.
We will. Okay, dear.
Be safe. Okay. I will.
Love you.
Love you.
(footsteps crunching leaves)
(whistling)
I’m a wick and whack and it feels so nice.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Perfect spot.
(rumble)
What on earth was that?
Was that an earthquake?
Well, I may not be a good fisherman, but
gets me away from the wife. (laughs)
Rather be out here with these damn fish.
At least they don't nag.
Boy, does she nag.
Damn, she nags,
I bet you she's nagging right now.
Oh, well.
I'm away from the wife, fish.
Love fish.
Ahhh.
I have got to call Fred and figure out what is going on.
(phone rings) Son of a bitch.
Oh, I can't get away from this woman
for 5 minutes.
What the hell do you want, woman?
Fred, Like the whole house shook and my ass fell on the floor.
Well, of course the house would shake if you're a big ass
hits the floor. Fred, go to hell.
I just left from home. Well, fine.
When you come home, please stop and get a sandwich
meat and bread.
Oh, so you're going to finally make that sandwich, huh woman?
Make your own damn sandwich.
What the hell are you making?
I don't know what you'll eat, whatever I make.
Well, I'm trying to figure out whether I should go scavenge for food or not.
Fuck you.
Ah.
Ha.
Well,
no fish are biting.
I don’t see no wasp.
Guess I head to the store.
Lord knows I'm gonna hear her damn mouth if I don't.
Shit.
I guess I'll go check it out myself then.
(buzzing)
Oh. Oh,
(door shuts)
That was a giant wasp.
What? What is going on here?
I got to get out of here.
(buzzing)
(rumbling)
This is some
bullshit.
(buzzing)
(engine starts)
(buzzing)
Oh, shit!
(explosion)
(buzzing)
What the hell is that noise?
(buzzing)
I don't know why it's vibrating.
What the hell?
(buzzing)
(thud) (whipping)
(whipping)
Uh, ah, ha.
(buzzing)
No, please...
I don’t want to die.
Killed by a giant wasp.
I thought it would be my wife’s cooking that killed me.
(buzzing)
I can’t stay here all day.
I’m a sitting duck.
I need to make a run for it.
Ahhh! (squish)
(sting)
Hey, my wonderful fans.
This is Randy from the YouTube channel.
Killer Creatures walk among us.
And today, I'm going to be telling you all about what I heard on the news.
I heard rumor about this Waspzilla.
A real human killer.
It’s already killed, like, 12 people so far,
many of them in these very woods.
So today, I'm going to be telling you all about what I've learned.
The locals,
they say that this Waspzilla it's like a giant wasp.
Nobody knows where it came from.
But I'm going to tell you everything that I've learned so far.
A local news interview
interviewed this local prostitute, claims she saw Waspzilla.
But I'm actually here to document the monster
and find out if it's really real.
Been out here for a while.
Not really see anything yet.
But I'm going to keep looking.
I know what my fans want and they want to see
Waspzilla.
Some of the local townsfolk were telling me a story
about how Waspzilla chased somebody into these woods and killed them.
It's crazy stuff.
(buzzing)
But I do hear something.
Sounds like,
I don’t know, like a loud bee.
I don’t know, like a loud bee.
Oh, my God.
It’s Waspzilla.
It's coming right for me.
(buzzing)
My views are going to go through the roof.
This is not good.
I need to get out of here.
What is that?
What is what?
Run! From what?
Waspzilla is coming! Really?
I got video of it.
I'd like to see it.
It is real. It is.
Oh, I wonder where he’s at?
I don't know.
Waspzilla is that way,
But I don't,
I don't see anything.
Maybe we should go check it out.
You're right. Let’s go check it out.
You need to get out of these woods it’s not safe.
Trust me. I definitely will.
Thank you.
(buzzing)
(squish)
(buzzing)
Uhh. I got to call the Sheriff really quick.
He's got to know about this.
Okay, well, I got to piss like a racehorse, so...
Okay, well, don't like with poison ivy this time.
That shit was itchy.
Yeah.
(phone rings)
God damn it.
(phone rings)
(sighs)
Go ahead, Deputy.
Hey Sheriff, I think we found something.
Are you shitting me?
Yes, I am. For real.
The wasp is real.
I saw it.
I saw it on someone's camera.
Well, video.
Well, where the hell is it now?
I don't know where the wasp is, and I don't.
I don't know where the people are that have the camera either.
Honestly, there's nothing even really around.
Well,
I tell you, I just got off the phone with the military,
and apparently they're sending some helicopters.
Helicopters? Yeah.
So, y’all keep your heads down.
Really?
Military should be along.
You know,
pretty soon they're heading your direction.
Oh. Oh, my God.
Sheriff, I hear the helicopters now. We got to go.
I got to go.
Yeah, Yeah. Y’all stay clear now.
That's a ten four
Fucking giant wasps.
I feel better. Good piss?
Uh, huh. Yeah. Helicopters.
I hear them. Why are they here?
I don’t know. But we got to go. We got to figure it out.
Okay.
(news channel theme)
Hi, this is Maria, once again
reporting to you from Tabloid World News.
There have been multiple,
multiple reportings by locals of the giant wasp
that is still apparently on the loose and killing everyone.
If you don't believe us, then take it from a local about her sighting of the monster.
Ah. Hey, there.
Ooo. Let me tell you what I saw today.
So there I was.
I was out there. In them there, woods over yonder.
I was just out there walking and drinking my beer.
Well, I guess I had too many beers, and I had to take a big piss.
You know? So
I found me a big ol’ bush and I dropped my drawers,
you know, And there I was, having a leak.
And I when I get done,
you know, I needed to wipe.
So I reached over yonder.
And because I see me a big leaf, I reach for it, you know.
And I looked up and there it was,
the biggest ugly stain you ever seen.
Other than my 5 ex-husbands.
Okay, so you know what I did?
I grabbed my drawers,
I yanked them up,
and my ass was runnin’.
And when I say running
I mean my ass was running,
What the fuck? That's the same woman from before.
Well, if I have to listen to that shit. I need a beer.
(sighs)
This Maria. And just remember that if it’s completely unbelievable
you'll hear from us first.
you'll hear from us first.
Oh, and by the way, the US government is
sending in the helicopters to wipe out the wasp.
(helicopters) (triumphant music)
(buzzing)
(helicopter gunfire)
(splash)
(rushing water)
(buzzing)
(triumphant music continues)
(helicopters)
(buzzing)
(explosion)
(buzzing)
(explosion)
(crashing)
(explosion)
I got to call my sister. I got to see if she's okay. Okay.
I should definitely take that trash out.
(phone rings)
Hey, sis. Hello, Stephanie.
What’s up? Yeah, the wasp is real.
I know that already, sister. I saw it on Facebook.
Yes, and it might be headed your way. Oh, my gosh. Really? Wow. I'll keep an eye out.
Okay, well, we're about to head out now and see what's going on.
We're going to take this thing down.
All right. Well, you have fun with that.
All right. You need to stay on the lookout, though.
Don't go outside and don't do anything stupid, okay?
Oh, no worries.
Sure thing.
Yeah. Okay. I love you, too. Bye. Okay,
(sighs)
Forget this.
I’ll have my sister, do it.
I should take the trash out.
Where did she put the trash can?
I still have so much to do.
I think I'll put on some music to help.
(rock music starts)
It’s so hot in here.
It’s so hot in here.
I know what will help.
(buzzing)
Wow. I didn't realize I was that cheek up.
What the hell was that?
I think it knocked it on my hedge.
Oh, these cats.
(buzzing)
What in the hell was she talking about? But oh, my God, she was right!
(dog barking)
Oh, oh, oh! I’m not ready to die.
(screams) (squish)
What was that? Sounded like an explosion,
But where did it come from?
Oh, my God. It sounded like it came from my house.
We have to go check on my sister now. Okay.
(buzzing)
(dogs bark in distance)
(buzzing)
I don't see anything. I don't either.
Where's your sister? I don't know.
I didn't see her when we walked in, and I don't see her in here. No.
Let's go check outside. Okay.
(dogs bark)
Hey, y'all hear anything?
Why’d I even bother?
Crazy.
It’s almost like they have seen something. (dogs bark)
Did you all see something?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
It’s my sister, okay.
(dogs barking)
Let’s go.
Pull your weapon, rookie. Keep your eyes peeled.
You got it.
I know you're in here somewhere.
There he is right there. Let's get him.
I've got your ass now.
Get him.
(buzzing)
Hold it right there, you ugly motherfucker.
You killed my
sister, and now you're going to pay. Yeah.
You've been warned.
Light him up, rookie.
You got it?
(gunfire)
Oh, my God!
(thud)
I think we got him.
I think we got him.
(buzzing)
That's right.
We warned you.
You were warned.
Hell yeah.
All right.
We should call the... (buzzing resumes)
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
(gunfire) Fucking lame.
How are you still alive motherfucker?
Ahhh!
Deputy Callahan!
Deputy,
wake up.
Wake up.
(gunfire)
Deputy
(gunfire)
Fuck.
Giant wasp
that is still apparently on the loose and killing everyone.
That's bullshit.
They will say anything for a rating.
Well, last one I lost I got to get this pool point.
Jane, oh Jane? Where you at?
Hi chick.
When you gonna get started cleaning this pool?
Make sure you clean it good this time April.
I will. Jane.
Hey, where’s John? His bad ass is in the crapper again.
All those tacos he’s been eating.
Let me tell you, he stunk up this room so bad last night.
Hey, I can hear you, Jane.
I hope you can, you nasty bastard.
Well, I'm out of here. I'll be outside
if you need anything.
Sure thing.
Would you hurry up?
I need in here before I go ride my Harley.
I get something you can ride.
I like something more
big and powerful, you know, between my legs.
I could stick my arm in there and you wouldn’t feel it.
Fuck you.
Oh, what a good day. to clean the pool.
Oh, damn.
Looks like it's going to need a lot more cleaning than what I thought.
When I uncover it
I guess I'll go to the garage.
See if I can find the pole.
(buzzing)
What is that sound? Oh.
Oh, well.
(buzzing)
Oh, my God.
I guess Anita was right for once.
Oh shit!
(buzzing)
I got to warn Jane about this.
(buzzing)
There's got to be something I can do to get the hell out of here.
Where’s your ass now?
I'm ready.
Fuck.
I guess the thing's gone.
(buzzing)
I've got to go tell Jane about this.
I've got to get back and warn Jane about this.
(screams)
(squish)
What the hell was that?
I don't know, but maybe we should go check it out.
I guess you're right.
I guess you're right.
It might be April out there fucking something up again.
Sounds like her.
(buzzing)
What the hell is that sound?
I don't know.
But I want to know where April is.
She's supposed to have been cleaning the pool area.
Who the hell knows? What is that?
It looks like a giant wasp.
They don’t get that big.
It's getting closer..
Oh shit. You were right.
I told you so.
Your fat ass better run.
Fuck you John.
What the hell am I going to do?
(buzzing)
(crash)
Oh, here we go again.
(buzzing)
You missed asshole.
(squish)
I got something for you.
(buzzing)
(explosion)
(buzzing)
(gunfire)
Come get some of this.
(crackling fire)
Damn it I’m out of bullets
(squish)
Alexia Miller.
Juan Montoya
Jacque Torres
Marshall Harrison
Puppo Das
I already looked, all right. (phone rings)
Jesus.
Sheriff's Department.
What? Yes, this is Dr. Ward.
I'm an apiarist.
Hello, Doctor.
What can I do for you?
I'm sorry.
You're a what?
Well, I'm an apiarist.
Or a more technical term is a melittologist.
Oh, okay.
I see.
I don't have any idea what either one of those things are.
Well, an apiarist or a melittologist is
someone who studies bees and bee biology.
Okay, you could open with that. Uh,
what can I do for you?
Well, I saw on the news that there is a giant wasp loose.
Yeah.
Yeah, you could say that.
Well, I can help with that. Really now?
And. And.
And how could you help with a waspzilla is what they're calling it.
Well, I do have a lot of experience dealing with killer bees. You don’t say.
Yeah sir, well mainly have dealt with murder hornets.
Okay. It's really that simple, huh?
Well, I'll tell you, there really wasn't that much to them.
Well, now, how'd that work with the murder hornets?
Oh, not at all.
I mean, it was more of a joke to everyone.
I mean, it was more of a joke to everyone.
I mean,
about how bad and ineffective they were.
Yeah.
Yeah, I reckon it does.
Well, I know that Waspzilla is bigger and better
in every possible way than the murder hornets,
but to be honest, the way to kill Waspzilla is just to shoot a stinger off.
Okay, Doc.
Well, thanks for everything. Thanks for your help.
Appreciate your advice. Thanks for calling.
Bye bye. Bye.
Deputy, wake up.
Where's the monster?
The monster is gone.
Fuck.
Sheriff is not going to be happy about this.
Oh, speaking of not going to be good.
Come on, Deputy, answer the phone.
Hello, Sheriff.
What's the report on wasp?
Sheriff?
We lost it.
The hell you mean you lost him?
It it just happened.
We just lost it.
It's really not good. Well,
the military sending in tanks now.
Tanks? Yeah, tanks.
So get,
get ready.
I don't know.
Ten four. God dammit.
All right,
All right.
The fucking tanks...
Not going to end well.
I don't think so either.
Oh, God.
What? What is it? Look.
Oh! Oh, my God.
That's absolutely disgusting. Yuck.
Oh, but you hear that?
What?
You hear that?
That ringing.
Maybe we should follow it.
Such a good idea.
It's like coming over.
Hey, Rookie,
What’s a phone doing here?
I heard that there was a big ass
wasp out here, so I'm here to find it.
Let's look here.
(buzzing)
Oh, what is that noise?
(screams) Oh, my God!
The wasp just claimed another.
We're seriously in over our heads.
(news channel theme)
Hello,
This is Maria reporting to you once again from Tabloid World News.
There have been even more multiple sightings of the giant.
Wasp that we are now calling Waspzilla.
Stay the hell out of the area.
This town is full of morons.
And if you don't believe me, here's another jackass
Oh shit.
Hey there, folks.
It's me again.
You won't believe what happened to me this time.
You know me a working girl, right?
Well, I was out in them there woods
earlier with this guy.
He paid me 20 for a quickie.
So there I was on all fours,
having to act like I enjoyed it.
That is, you know what?
It’s just not that big.
But that's just between you and me, You hear?
There he was, though.
We was just a banging away.
We was just a banging away.
And then I heard it that loud sound.
So I looked up over yonder
and there was that big old monster again.
Cause I tell you what.
He must have a thing for me because that's like the third time I be seeing him.
Ha, ha.
But that guy, he just
got his ass up and ran out of here.
Let me on all fours with my ass up in the air.
So I just got up and I ran ass out of there.
Hah.
For fuck's sake.
That's the same woman you couldn't find anyone else
to interview for a third time.
For the life of me.
I can't understand. My God. Just.
You know what?
I'm done. I'm done.
This is Maria with Tabloid World News.
And if you think it's unbelievable
and or just fucking stupid,
you'll hear from us first.
(tank engines)
(buzzing)
(ominous music)
(buzzing)
(gunfire)
(buzzing)
(gunfire...)
(explosion)
(squish)
Sheriff! Where the hell you all been?
Oh, my God. It's, it’s...
Damn, Deputy Spit it out.
It’s Waspzilla!
Holy shit?
No shit.
You don't say. I do say.
What are we going to do Sheriff?
(buzzing)
Oh, shit! (gunfire)
Sheriff!
Sheriff!
Fuck I’m out of bullets Rookie!
Don’t worry I’ve got some left.
Oh, my God.
Eat shit!
Sheriff, do something! Take that fucker.
How’s this?
(gunfire)
(thud, squish)
Oh, my God.
We did it.
We killed Waspzilla. We did do it.
Shit, he don’t look that mean.
The hell he doesn't.
He's fucking mean, dude.
Oh, shit. (buzzing)
Oh, son of a bitch.
Rookie, we got to do something.
What can we do?
Sheriff!
(buzzing)
(swoosh)
(swoosh)
Help me, Deputy.
(gun clicks)
(gunfire)
Oww, I said help me, not shoot me.
Fuck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I just shot the Sheriff! Fuck!
(gunfire)
Dammit! Shit!
Shit.
This is not helping.
Yeah, well, help yourself. Then motherfucker.
Ow.
Bitch.
Fine.
(gunfire)
(buzzing)
Got an idea.
Grab a stick,
Huh? Okay.
Yeah. Let's go.
Come on, Rookie.
Yes. You're about as useful as a sheriff.
Hey, I can hear you.
Damn, let you do all the dirty work, design your own damn uniform.
That's how you treat me.
Fucker!
(gunshot)
(thud)
Yay!
Woohoo!
Yes, yes, yes. We did it.
Oh, good job girls.
Oh, team Sheriffs Office.
So good job.
Good girl. Good girl.
All right, let's get this monster in the ground.
Yeah, You grab.
You grab one wing, I'll grab the other.
Sounds good.
I'll go to the thing. Okay.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
It's moving. It's moving.
Oh, shit. Oh, it's moving.
Oh, shit, Shit. (buzzing)
Sheriff! (squish)
Oh, God. Sheriff, no!
Big, bloated, disgusting. (phone rings)
Hello?
Where's the Sheriff?
The Sheriff is gone.
What do you mean, he's gone?
He's dead. Oh, my God. How?
Waspzilla is how. He exploded!
You're the Sheriff now. What?
I'm not ready for that.
Well, you're next in line.
So you're the Sheriff now?
Yes. Deputy.
Listen. I called to tell you that the military is sending a strike force.
Get out of the area right now. Strike force?
Yeah.
Get out of there now! All right. Understood.
Let us know if there's anything else you need from us.
We'll let you know.
Right now nothing, though, honestly.
We're going to head out.
Let's get out of here, Rookie. Alright. Here’s a bullet belt.
(suspenseful music)
This is Eagle One.
All fighters report in.
Eagle Two standing by.
Eagle Three standing by.
Eagle Four, standing by.
Get in formation, Eagles.
Our target is dead ahead.
Eagle One to Eagle Four.
I copy before I'm in position.
I'm going to cut across the target and open fire.
Copy that.
(gunfire)
No effect.
One, Miller's coming in right behind you.
What it Eagle Four.
Waspzilla is coming in right behind you.
He's on my ass tight.
Go to the bridge and flip around.
I’m behind you.
I'm going to open fire now
Watch it Eagle Four.
Waspzilla is coming in right behind you.
What do we do now Eagle One?
When you go one head to the sky and maybe this Waspzilla
will follow us.
(buzzing)
Look at the size of that monster.
Stay focused Eagle Three.
Oh, shit.
This is not good.
He'll get the monster
Incoming!
Move, move, move! Clear out of the way.
Oh, shit. Eject, Eject.
I got this
(explosion)
That damn thing shoots fire.
(whoosh)
Stay focused, and
accelerate to attack speed. Lock and load.
It's time to rock and roll.
(gunfire)
Shit.
Force field, pull up, pull up
(explosion)
(whoosh)
Watch it Eagle Two Waspzilla is right behind you.
I can't shake it.
I'm coming to you.
Eagle Two.
Where are you at Eagle Three?
I see Waspzilla now.
(gunfire)
Thanks Eagle Three.
Good shot. Eagle Three.
Waspzilla is not dead yet.
I don't see anything.
Check your visual scanning.
I still don't see anything. Coming in behind you.
Above you to the left.
I see him. Look out Eagle Two.
I've been hit.
(boom)
Yes! That’s my dad!
Oh, my God.
He's going to get him for sure.
I know it.
He's all that's left.
Okay, Come on, Dad. You got this.
You can do it.
Take him out.
(whoosh)
Basic maneuvers.
Basic maneuvers.
All right.
Waspzilla is coming toward us, open fire. Now! Now!
(gunfire)
Eagle Three, circle around and fire from behind.
Watch yourself.
(boom)
Good check Eagle Three.
(boom)
(buzzing)
Looks like I'm going to have
to go all kamikaze on his ass.
(rushing water)
(gunfire)
(boom)
Dad. Oh, my God.
Yeah. No.
Waspzilla is gone!
That was my dad.
Oh, shit.
You son of a bitch.
(buzzing) (gunfire)
Oh, shit. We gotta go, gotta go. Come on.
Come on!
Fuck the Waspzilla.
Ah, oh.
God dammit.
Fuck this.
How are we going to kill this thing?
I've got an idea.
I've got an idea. Follow me let’s go.
Come on.
No more girly shit.
Time to Rambo up on this motherfucker.
I like the sound of that. Hell, yeah.
Let's see if this monster likes what I've got for him.
(gunfire)
(buzzing)
Doing good Rookie.
Yeah,
We’ve almost got him.
(gunfire)
Stop moving! Die, die, die!
(buzzing)
Looking for me, motherfucker?
Here we are.
(gunfire)
Eat this.
Can’t fight if you can’t see.
(clank)
(boom)
Can’t see shit. Just open fire Rookie.
(buzzing)
Ahhhh! (splat)
No! Rookie!
You motherfucker.
You killed my Rookie.
You killed my sister, and you get my daddy.
Die!
I got something else for you, motherfucker.
Ahhh! (gunfire)
Hasta la vista, baby.
(gunfire)
(loud thuds)
Oh, my God.
This is going to be an all out war.
Roar!
(rock music)
♪ Let me tell you what I saw ♪
♪ And then I looked up in the sky ♪
♪ The biggest ugliest thing I ever saw ♪
♪ Waspzilla ♪
♪ Come along with me, Waspzilla ♪
♪ On a killing spree ♪
♪ We’ll Have some fun ♪
♪ Watch them run ♪
♪ Waspzilla ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ On a killing spree ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ On a killing spree ♪
♪ So we’ll have some fun ♪
♪ Waspzilla ♪
♪ Watch them run ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ On a killing spree ♪
♪ Watch them run ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ On a killing spree ♪
♪ We’ll have some fun ♪
♪ Waspzilla♪ ♪Watch them run ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ On a killing spree ♪
♪ Have some fun ♪
♪ Watch them run♪♪
Oh, my God.
Here comes Waspzilla!
I'm going to die.
(whoosh, splat)
(buzzing)
Bro, you don’t have shit.
Wait, what’s that sound?
Oh, fuck that’s Waspzilla!
(whoosh, splat)
(buzzing)
Oh! Oh, my God.
(whoosh, splat)
Om, my God! It’s Waspzilla!
Ahhh! (whoosh, splat)
Oh, my God. It’s Waspzilla.
(whoosh, splat)
(buzzing)
Oh, my gosh.
What is that thing?
Is that Waspzilla?
(buzzing)
No! No!
Please, stop.
No, no, no.
(whoosh, splat)
(buzzing)
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What the hell's that?
That’s fucking Waspzilla!
Run! Oh!
(buzzing)
(whoosh, splat)
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.