Original subtitles

bao, ba, ba, bao

ba, ba, bao, bao

du, du, du, du, du

du, du, du, du

hey, hey, what do you say

looks like it's gonna be a very fine day

my girl is with me today

looks like it's gonna be a very fine day

hey, hey, what do you say

you never know what might happen today

who knows what's coming my way

looks like it's gonna be a very fine day

ust hangin' out

with nothing to do

lucky lucky me that I bumped into you

looking so good

and looking so fine

I wonder, wonder, wonder can I make you mine

bao, ba, ba, bao, bao

hey, hey

what do you say

looks like it's gonna be a very fine day

who knows what's coming my way

looks like it's gonna be a very fine day

I wonder, wonder, wonder can I make you mine

bao, ba, ba, bao

hey, hey

what do you say

looks like it's gonna be a very fine day

who knows what's coming my way

looks like it's gonna be a very fine day

to the flag of the United States of America,

and to the Republic for which it stands,

one nation under god, indivisible

with Liberty and ustice for all.

Bader.

Here.

Bender. Here.

Cohen.

Absent.

Cimarro.

Here.

Epstein. Here.

Cleveland. Here.

Hoffman. Here.

acobs. Here.

Katherine. Here.

Levine. Here.

Malcolm. Malincanico.

Matthew George. Here.

Murgalo.

Yo!

Rosiello.

You betcha.

Tyrell.

Yeah, present.

Weinstein.

Hey, you know you get that right every morning.

Yuckamanelli.

Here.

We have a new student who has ust transferred

into our class today, Ms. ane bradshaw.

Please say, hello!

Class, I have some instructions for you on fire drills.

I have some instructions for you on fire drills,

so please get out your paper and take them down.

Mr. Cohen, you're late.

No, I'm not.

Ms. molina, I ust saw the principal in the hallway

oh, all right now class,

I have to go to the principal's office.

But before I go, Mr. Cohen is passing out these sheets

of yellow paper, and I want you to put your last name first,

and then your first name last at the top,

followed by today's date

and the period that you are here,

which for your information is home room.

Now, I'll be ust, now, I'll be right back.

So please have those sheets filled out.

She comes.

Mr. Cohen, where is my chalk?

Why don't you take a look in your desk, Ms. molina?

You may find some chalk there.

Mr. rosiello, Mr. ragallo, Mr. Tyrell,

I am separating the three of you for your own good.

Mr. rosiello, you come right up here in front of me

and Mr. murgalo, you sit in the last row

by the blackboard.

Where's Mr. Tyrell?

You stay there.

Ah, thank you.

Mr. rosiello.

Come on up here, Mr. rosiello.

I am keeping you separated like this

so you don't have any more of that delinquent behavior

that we've had in the past.

Is that clear?

Sit down!

Copy this information down.

Mr. rosiello, what do you think you are doing?

Well, there ust seemed to be a draft

all across that seat.

I ust thought I'd move back so I wouldn't get in the draft.

All right, but ust don't make me throw you out.

No, no, I won't do none of that.

Another draft, Mr. rosiello?

I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is.

Wherever I sit, there seems to be a draft.

Either that, or the sunlight's in my eyes.

You don't mind if I move back here, do you?

Sit down.

Now, if you will all settle down and stop moving about,

maybe we could learn something today.

Oh, I hope so. Don't you agree?

Get out of here.

Get out of here!

And don't come back until you have a letter

from your mother, do you hear me?

Butchey and wimpy, I'll see you at the dodge ball game.

And I'll see you too sweet meat.

Will Victoria reveal her plans to heaven

Hi ya, David. Hey, ma.

Oh, wow.

Why don't you drink that out of a glass?

It's a glass.

I'm making a sandwich.

Oh, blackout, oh.

Don't eat cake, I'm making you sandwich.

I don't want a sandwich.

You're gonna ruin your appetite.

No, I'm not.

You're gonna ruin your teeth.

No.

I'm gon' ruin my face.

David. Goodbye, ma.

I gotta go.

What do you mean you gotta, you ust came in.

I know, I gotta go, I'm in a rush, okay?

I'm expecting you home for supper.

Okay, don't worry ma, I'll be there.

Let's go, let's go.

Come on.

Strike one, right over there.

Strike one, right?

Strike, he was right over the plate.

Hey, hey, hey, look at this.

Why don't you put an egg in your shoe and beat it?

Scram, honey!

Dork!

Hi, Stanley. Hi, chico.

How are you. Hey baby, how are you doing?

You know what I ust bought.

What?

Great new outfit for tonight.

Annie, come on.

I'll see you tonight. Yeah, yeah.

I'll see you tonight, chico.

Nice shot.

Thanks.

You wanna play a little nine-ball?

Book a throw?

Rack 'em up, I'll break.

Yeah, I'm a take a deuce in the caboose.

Are you sure you're the same way?

Before or out the back door.

Hey, what kind of a thing is that?

The lords.

What is it, a club or something?

Yeah, it's what you might call a social athletic club.

We play a little ball, bust a few heads.

Ever hear of the ays?

No, where are you from?

Avenue .

Oh yeah, I actually can remember

hearing about that.

You know, we broke up.

What, did you have a lover's quarrel?

You know, you remind me of a guy I used to know.

He used to be in the ays.

Little, short guy, we used to call him mouse.

What are you gonna call a little fella named mouse.

He's only five foot three.

Yeah, well let me tell you something.

First of all, I'm not five foot three, I'm five foot six.

And second of all, it ain't the size, man,

it's whether or not you got balls, you know?

You're 100% right.

You got balls, you got nothing to worry about.

That's right.

You look like you can handle yourself pretty good.

Yeah, I do all right.

I do better in groups, you know what I mean?

I like to know if I get in trouble,

I could snap my fingers, man,

and the lords come out running.

Like I feel good around my friend, Stanley,

he's what you call, my insurance.

Hey, wimp. Hey, Stan.

Where'd you go?

Here you go, pool player.

I didn't get your name, man.

What's your name.

You can call me moose for now,

everybody calls me mambo.

Oh, moose mambo, this is Stanley and this is chico.

Moose, huh?

Mambo!

If you're moose, the rest of your pants

must be cured, huh moose?

What do you mean by that?

Pay no attention to the fake dude,

you know what I mean?

He don't know what he's talking about.

Hey, not the time to dig, I threaten you in life.

I forget, you know?

Hey chic, you ever hear of the ays, man?

Yeah, it's a bird, man.

You know, if he was on Avenue ay,

he wouldn't talk like that.

Yeah, well I'll tell you something about avenues ay,

I eat avenues ay.

Hey moose, what say you and me play a little game of pool?

Good idea.

Yeah, I'll rack 'em up.

Flat hours to throw, right?

Good.

Go ahead and break.

Give me my dollar back.

I think it's my shot.

Normally it would be.

This ain't no game for me, man.

But here we play by my rules.

You lose a fin.

Listen, I'll see you guys around.

Hey!

Don't do that. Don't do what?

Watch yourself.

Hey, who is this guy?

He is the guy that's gonna tell me to kill you.

Tell you to what?

Hey, listen, maybe one at a time or something

but not three against one.

Hey, you know who I am?

Do you know who I am, huh?

Let me tell you something.

I don't no punk people coming out their mouth,

do you understand? Okay.

Do you? Okay.

I don't like you. Okay.

Take off moose man.

I'll see you around.

I like that guy.

He's all right, he got balls, you know what I mean?

As long as he can't beat me, he's all right.

Come on, wimp, rack 'em up, will ya?

All right, all right.

tonight is the night

I've waited for tonight

to feel your arms around me

to feel you hold me tight

chico, you know, this is the outside

I was telling about you this afternoon.

I got it special ust for you.

Hey, give me help with the blanket.

Sure.

the stars in the sky

know ust how I feel s

ltust

you know, chico.

I don't know why I came here tonight.

Oh, take your boots off and put them on the corner.

No really, I thought you were gonna take me out

for a change, I got all dressed up.

Hey!

You look terrific.

Do I? Yeah.

Chico!

Do you think maybe tomorrow night

we could go into New York City?

You know like, maybe to the rock,

something really classy.

Yeah, we can.

Yeah?

I'm ready to forgive.

chico, you've been getting fresh.

all the love I have to give

you done brought me home

chico!

Chico, no!

Chico.

Yeah.

Oh, chico.

Oh, chico.

Come on, baby. Chico, you know,

this is where frannie got pregnant by Stanley

not too long ago.

Oh my god.

Chico.

You made a mess.

oh what a night

oh love

oh what a night for love

ooh

chico, can we go to Wendy's now

so I can get some clams in their half shell?

Yeah, we'll see.

Hey, did you say frannie is pregnant?

I didn't say that.

Yeah, I stand corrected.

Okay.

What's she gonna do?

Stan is gonna marry her.

It's what she's gonna do.

You know something, chico,

there are a lot worse things in this world

than getting married.

Oh, is ane there?

Yes sir, I realize it's late,

but I've been trying to get her.

Would you tall her Karl erskine is calling?

Hello, ane.

Yeah, it's chico from class.

You and me

riding down the road

hey if it was cool to ride together

hold on tight

with all your might

don't it feel good to ride together

the way I'm feeling today

ooh

I never thought I could be so happy

having you by my side

as together we ride

together we ride

Dall the sand

with you is good to heart together

dmade in heaven

along the sand

it feels good to talk together

the way I'm feeling today

ooh

never thought I could be so happy

to be holding your hand

das we walk in the sand

I like holding your hand

it's gettin' late

so very late

come on, let's ride home together

chico, slow down, I gotta get off.

What do you mean you gotta get off, come on.

I'll see you later.

Hey, come back.

Come on, chico, I'm gonna get in trouble.

the way I'm feeling today

ooh

I never thought I could be so happy

the way I'm feeling tonight

with holding you tight

and I kiss you goodnight

Bye!

goodnight

I'm late.

For what?

My friend, I'm a month late with my friend.

What friend is that, frannie?

Stanley, I'm pregnant.

That rubber band didn't work.

What are you gonna do?

Tell the other guy that I'll kill him, Fran.

What are you gonna do?

Me, I'm doing nothing, what do I gotta do?

What do I gotta do?

Well, we're gonna have to engage

within the Brooklyn eagle next week.

No Fran, no way.

You, you!

You!

You are the one who's pregnant, not me, you!

I'm one week, frannie.

We're not so these other guys.

You know there's nobody else.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Damn!

Why didn't you pray?

How would you like to tell those guys over there

that you cry when you cum?

Okay frannie, okay.

Okay, listen to me, it's nothing.

Come on.

But frannie, are you sure about this?

Yeah Stanley, I'm sure.

What am I gonna tell my mother?

I don't know.

What do I say to the priest in confession?

I don't know.

What kind of clothes am I gonna wear to school?

I don't know.

Listen, listen to me.

I know a guy who,

who knows a guy downtown that usually handles these things.

I don't wanna be a father.

Do you understand, I don't wanna be a father.

I told you, I don't wanna be a father.

But you're old enough to make me pregnant.

And to go in the army.

America wouldn't have to go in the army, would it?

Well Stanley, it could be terrific.

We could get our own television

and watch American dancing all the time.

Then we could buy a two-family house

right here in the neighborhood

and my mother could move downstairs.

Maybe she'd even pay the mortgage.

Listen, listen to me.

You sound like we've got a license already.

Fran, I don't wanna get married.

Truthfully, I don't wanna get married.

Besides, you're too skinny to be pregnant.

You're too skinny.

Stanley!

Stanley!

I love you.

each time I lock you home

deach time we're all alone

can't seem to find the words to say

just gotta let you know

tonight I think I know the way

I'm gonna put on some rock n' roll music

dput on some rock n' roll music

I'm gonna put on some rock n' roll music

and play it soft and low

dput on some rock n' roll music

tomorrow is too late

I ust can't hesitate

my heart tells me tonight's the night

so when I take you home

I'm gonna kiss and hold

these are my parents, colonel and Mrs. bradshaw.

Mommy, daddy, chico Tyrell.

How do you do? How do you do?

We've heard a lot about you.

ane told us that you were in some of her classes

and that you met the other evening

at the fraternity party.

Oh, look, excuse me for a moment,

would you, please?

Certainly dear.

Yeah!

Are you a member of that fraternity?

No, no, I belong to the lords.

Well, is that a fraternity?

No, it's what you might call a social athletic club.

Aha, I see.

Do you play a regular position or something?

No, nothing is set.

We ust sort of take turns, if you know what I mean.

Oh, look who's here.

Nancy, what are you doing out of bed?

Chico, this is ane's sister, Nancy.

Hey.

My sister says you're cute.

Hey.

Well, your sister tells me you got a cold.

Chico's right.

Now you be a good girl and run on up to bed, okay?

Mommy and daddy will be home soon,

and we'll bring you something.

Okay?

Goodnight. Goodnight, honey.

Don't forget to bring me something.

We won't dear.

Goodnight.

Come on Pam, let's go.

Not right to keep everybody waiting.

I'm very happy to have met you, chico.

Yeah, yeah.

Goodnight. Goodnight, dear.

We'll be in the officers court at fort Hamilton.

We'll be home early if I can get your mother

away from the general.

Goodnight mom, daddy.

Have a good time.

Goodnight.

You know, you're gonna be the most beautiful bride.

Oh, Annie, coming from you that's really important to me.

I can ust see you now walking down the aisle

of that church.

Annie, how do you think it's gonna sound when I say,

bless me father for I have sinned, I'm pregnant.

Oh no, I'm sure he's heard that so may times before.

You think so?

Of course, that's why they call it

our lady of 1000 sorrows.

Are you going for a mishawla?

And that's for me to know and for you to find out.

Oh, come on Annie.

No, I'm not gonna tell ya.

Now, come on, we're here to look for rings.

Do you see anything that you like?

What about this one?

Oh frannie, they're too yellowy.

Oh, hi. Oh, hello.

Are you Mr. Birnbaum of Birnbaum brothers.

No, I'm his son, can I help you?

Yes, you can.

We'd like to see that ring, please.

Who's it for?

It's for my friend here.

Is this the one?

That's it.

It's a beautiful ring.

Come on, try it on.

Oh Annie, look.

Oh, that is ust gorgeous.

That is the most stunning thing

I have ever seen in my whole life.

And it's so light.

Oh, it's gorgeous. Look at that good look.

Oh, I've gotta have it. Definitely.

It's me. I know.

Annie, it's really me.

I've never seen anything so beautiful in my whole life.

What's Stanley gonna say?

Well, ust tell him to get a ob of nine to five.

Don't worry about it.

Yeah, but then he's not gonna be able to go to college.

Excuse me, but how much is that ring?

Let me see.

This is our one and a half carat marquee setting,

with the two baguettes.

$1600.

$1600?

That is including the baguettes, of course?

Of course.

Annie!

Do you have a layaway plan here?

Yes, we do.

That's good. Annie.

What time do you open till?

We're open till nine every night.

Well, could you put that ring away for us,

and we'd be back and pick it up?

Of course I can.

No, don't sell it to anyone else.

No, I won't sell it to anybody else.

Okay, we'll definitely be back.

I'll be waiting for you.

Thank you. Okay, thank you.

Thanks for coming. Bye bye, see you later.

Okay now, we have to get your shoes,

and the bag and the gloves.

Oh, I promise you.

I'll never play another trick on you

as long as I live.

You mean it?

Oh, I cross my heart.

Maybe this isn't a good time

What are you doing out of bed?

I wanted a glass of water.

Okay, get it.

But hurry up and get back to bed.

Go on.

Don't you think we better get started, erry?

I'm getting hungry.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, Nancy.

Goodnight, chico. Goodnight.

Go on.

Don't It's okay.

Please. Not to worry, baby.

It's okay, I won't hurt you.

It's okay.

Chico, no.

I love you.

No!

What color are my eyes?

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You know, it's ust that you make me

very nervous sometimes, chico.

That's right.

It's television's first family of neilson.

Yeah?

Well, maybe I wouldn't make you so nervous

if I wasn't here, okay.

Likes to watch this all-American family,

in the adventures of ozzie and Harriet,

every week on abc TV.

Tomorrow is too late

I ust can't hesitate

my heart tells me tonight's the night

so when I take you home

dand when we're all alone

I'm gonna kiss and hold you tight

and then [I'll put on some rock n' roll music

dput on some rock n' roll music

I'm gonna put on some rock n' roll music

and play it soft and low

dput on some rock 'n roll music

All right.

Okay, deck the cards kell.

Hey, you're not ready to lose, man.

Yeah.

Here you go, all shuffled.

Okay, 10th time today.

I win, you lose.

Hey, hey, what you doing there?

What's up with that little kid?

Tell me about that little kid.

Beautiful, man, she's ugly.

I don't care, she's gonna wanna know what happened.

Hey, you take a dip in the pool or something?

Yeah, did you get on the beach?

What's it to you?

Hey man, did you tell her we all share

and share a like around here?

No, I'm sorry, I didn't happen to mention you guys.

It didn't come up in the conversation.

You didn't tell her about us?

Not even me, chico?

What are you, a loon?

Did you say nothing about me?

Yeah man, did you get your hands on those lemons?

Lemons?

Grapes? Grapes.

Pits, pits. Pits, pits.

Come on, chico, what did you do?

What do you want?

Do you wanna get your rocks off on my dates?

Come on, I'm gonna forget you said that.

Yeah, well you got your own little pepperoni, man.

What are you doing?

Why don't we trade hits?

Chico, why don't we trade hits?

Come on.

Wait a minute, we trade hits

and if you lose, you tell me everything.

Yeah, what if I win?

Come on, what's the matter?

I'm leaving if you win.

I'm leaving town if you win.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Come on, chico.

My money is on chico.

Come on, chico.

Come on, man, I ust don't wanna mess up your hair.

If anything happen, I'm not fixing you.

I tell you what, chico,

I'm gonna take off my rings so I don't hurt you.

Listen chico, when it's over, I want your bike.

I'll take good care of it.

You wanna go first?

No man.

Remember, you lose, you tell everything.

you wanna take it all away

you say you don't think we can make it

well I say

I say to you

hey, that's the way crazy hits.

I say to you

easy now

you sometimes you really hurtin' yourself

but I say, easy now

dnot so fast

hey, knock it off.

I want this person something on me

all right, you cool?

All right, hey.

Let's ust set up a couple of egg creams

for me and chico, right?

All right?

Well, you better make it four egg creams, set 'em up.

You're okay chico, you got stones.

Hey, if it isn't Annie and frannie.

Hey, Annie and frannie, frannie and Annie,

how's it hanging?

Hello.

Hey chico, it's Annie from frannie and Annie.

Hi chico.

Don't look at me, man, I ain't here.

Hello chico.

What's the matter?

Don't you wanna see me anymore?

Yeah!

Yeah, I do, I do.

It's ust, ust doing my homework.

Do you think it's easy keeping up that average?

I'm ready to forgive

all the love I have to forgive

you're so mature.

Come on, chico.

Really, don't you wanna see me anymore?

You're acting like a real hyena, chico.

But you know, if you get tired of little Ms. White bread

you could give me

When you are alone with me

I think you really care

but when I see you with your chance

dyou act like I'm dead

I tell you, if I wanna call you, I will.

If I don't, I won't, okay?

Well, if I'm around, I'll be there.

And if I'm not, I won't.

You know something, chico?

I really don't understand you, I really don't.

I got two egg creams and

Do you know something, chico?

I really don't understand you, I really don't.

Let's go frannie.

Keep going, I tell her to go.

You can go.

Bye Stanley, it was really nice

spending time with you again.

I wish I didn't care but he drives me crazy.

Oh, I know what you mean.

No, no, no

we had such possibility

hi, ane.

We could work it out

see ane run.

There's ane running.

Run, run, run.

oh there's a better way to say goodbye

hey butch, look at this.

You know what chico really needs,

chico needs a car.

Yeah. Yeah.

Gonna steal a car?

Yeah. Yeah.

I can hot wire any car in the world,

you steal it and I'll hot wire it.

Don't worry man, I can drive any car in the world.

Don't you worry, chico.

Hey, you guys find the car and I'll start it.

The car even built that I can't start.

All right, let me check out this garage.

Yeah.

I hope chico appreciates this.

Who knows.

What, is he stupid or something?

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, told you not to sneak in a place.

You gotta be careful.

Stay shut your mouth and milk it.

Nobody tells me to shut up.

Hey man, what are you doing?

Get out of there.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Come on.

Well?

I lied.

You lied?

I lied, I seen it once a movie,

I thought I might be able to do it, I lied.

Damn it, we're counting on you and you're lying.

Oh goddam, whose idea was this?

It was your idea, it was your idea.

All right, keep it down.

Hey, you got the keys.

Well, put on the car. Will you start the car?

Come on. All right, all right.

Who said you could drive, man?

Get out of there, get out of there.

Shotgun. Bullshit.

Hey, man, we got a car.

East. East.

Three bam.

Three bam. Two bam.

Martha, you make the most beautiful spreads.

Annie, I could never compare to you.

And the pineapple was beautiful.

Oh, look who's here.

David, how are you? Come on, David.

Hi.

How are ya?

Annie, do you remember him when he was a baby?

Martha, he looks ust like you.

Can I have 10 bucks?

What are you gonna do with $10?

Where do you wanna take out my daughter?

She's beautiful.

When are you gonna call my Hadley?

She would love to hear from you, I'm sure.

Be back by 11:30.

So long, ma.

Have a good time.

Have fun. Enoy.

All right, have a piece of pineapple.

No, it's okay, thanks.

Goodnight, David. Bye.

Goodnight. Night.

With all the talking around here,

how can you remember what you're playing?

Come on, baby.

It's a parking.

Whose car did you say this was?

Yeah, I thought you'd like it.

I love it.

The sparkling cold,

the uicy frank sizzling hot.

There's delicious coffee freshly brewed

and all kinds of ice cream and candy to tempt you.

Come help yourself from the big variety

of quality goodies.

Showtime will be announced loud and clear

to get you back to your car in time.

So, stretch your legs.

Come to the snack bar, now.

Hey, your eyes aren't purple, they're blue.

I'm glad you called.

You trust me?

Uh huh.

You trust me?

Yeah.

You trust me?

Trust me.

No!

Did you miss me?

No!

Okay.

What do you think?

Why didn't you tell me?

na, na, na

when you're alone

when you're alone

people look at you differently

you are the edge

they treat with you dignity

no you are alone

no, when you are on sidewalk

oh, oh

dlo

dlo

dlo

dlo

dlo

That was terrific.

Didn't exactly take matter.

No, that was good.

We'll get better.

Yeah, we'll practice.

I gotta go home. What for?

I gotta be home by 1o'clock.

My mother waits up for me.

I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Bye!

Man, we steal chico a car,

we sit here like a pack of schmucks.

Man, this is what I don't understand.

Like how he could see the same broad every night.

'Cause he's probably having a good time.

You guys wanna go?

Wanna go?

You guys in a hurry, you can go.

You don't wanna go?

I'll see you tomorrow.

Come on, kell, let's go.

I'm gonna get you, Stan.

See you, butchey.

Yeah, yeah, take it easy.

Goodnight, ed. Yeah!

Hey, eddy.

Why do you think we spend so much time

in this stinking place?

Must be my egg creams.

Yeah, I guess so.

Butchey,

you mind if I stick my two cents worth

where it don't belong?

Can I stop you?

You sure you don't mind me butting in?

Eddy, as long as you don't come over here

and give me a great big kiss, anything goes.

That's what I mean, that's exactly it.

What? You're a wiseguy.

Me?

I ain't no genius, but I'm smarter than you

because you're a schmuck.

Oh, is that it, I mean, are you finished?

No, I'm not.

You're a schmuck because you got brains.

Not a lot, but you got brains and you're wastin' 'em.

Well, don't stop now, man.

You're ust getting hot, I oughta be taking notes.

All right, forget it.

No, no, don't forget it.

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna go home tonight, eddy,

and I'm gonna paint you a masterpiece.

You know what I think?

I think that this little talk tonight

has done me a world of good.

Get the hell outta here.

Eddy, I'm gonna do something wonderful with my life.

And I owe it all to you.

Hey eddy,

goodnight.

Stop, wait.

Come here. “Wait!

You trust me?

Don't cry, hey.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Tell me, what's the matter?

I don't know.

Don't you like us together?

It's not that.

Then tell me, what is it?

I don't know.

Tell me.

I don't wanna talk about it.

Yeah, well I wanna talk about it.

What, did I hurt you or something?

No.

Come back here sergeant, I'll tell you the story.

You can take it back to the barracks

Come on, tell me what it is.

I wanna talk about it.

You're so beautiful, come on.

Look, I don't wanna be ust another

What?

I don't wanna be that.

What?

Chico, I don't wanna talk about it.

I wanna talk about it, tell me.

Look, I ust don't wanna be

ust another one of them.

I know.

Until I met you, I dint think it was possible either.

Never seen a broad get so upset at a movie before.

here's to better ways

hey, butchey.

to say goodnight

the snow is a better way to say goodnight.

Chico. Yeah.

Shut up, man, my parents are sleeping.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, can I come up?

Yeah, go around the side.

What?

Go around the side.

Oh, okay.

And from all in to that special someone

on Thursday night, won't you listen to lowers of the soul.

kiss you away

only her lips can kiss

can you believe it

that it all ends up to this

can you believe you're in love

can you believe that your eyes

hold you and flew you

what'd you do tonight?

What'd you do tonight?

Well, I took ane to the drive-in.

What did you get?

Do you wanna help me dump the car?

Come on, help me dump the car, okay?

It's late.

Tomorrow.

What are you pissed off about?

Who's pissed off, I'm not pissed off.

What's with you, man?

Nothin'.

anel!

Come and take me for aride

wanna talk about it?

Well, there isn't

There isn't much to say.

I mean, what can I say?

If you got nothing to say, I can go to sleep?

till you see her once again

can you believe you're in love

okay.

You are in love

you are in love

Well, here they are, here's the happy couple.

Congratulations.

Yeah, yeah, thanks man.

We came for it.

Let me get it.

You know, all my life I wanted to be engaged.

You know something, Stanley,

you've got the best girl in all of Brooklyn.

Yeah, yeah, I know. You do.

Look at that ring.

Oh Stanley, couldn't you ust picture that on her finger?

Isn't this a beauty?

Here, let me try it on.

I want you to know something about this ring.

It's an investment in the future.

Oh Stanley, isn't it beautiful?

This is the ring I wanted all my life.

Oh Stanley, you know, they grow more valuable in time.

Can you wait a minute, Annie.

Tell me something about this ring.

Well, it's one and a half carat marquee

in a platinum setting with two baguettes.

It's a beauty.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Tell me about it.

$1600.

16.

Hey Birnbaum, you got something else over there,

say something about the same size.

Do you have something like that, huh?

Yeah, I'll try and look.

Let's get outta here.

Stanley, we can do it on the layaway plan.

Stanley, you could even have them on consignment.

I don't want nothing on consignment, Annie.

Do me a favor, why don't you go outside

and run your teeth on the curb?

Do me a favor, would you?

Very funny, Stanley. Don't talk to her like that,

Stanley, what do you think?

She's one of the boys on the corner?

Oh, but that ain't right?

She's my best friend and she's gonna be my maid of honor.

That's right, Stanley.

Who ever heard of a maid of honor

arriving on a broom, huh?

I want that ring, Stanley.

I got a ring for you, Fran, I got a ring for you.

On my bathtub.

Christ!

Tell me again, how much is it?

How much is that ring?

The other ring?

This, yeah, the ring she has here.

This ring is $1600.

It's marked down from $2200 and it's a steal.

It's a beautiful ring.

I don't want the ring, Stanley.

I don't want it.

I don't want it.

Hey, will you listen to me?

Hey, you wanna calm down a minute?

Hey, listen to me.

Listen to me.

I'll get you an ID bracelet or something, all right?

You cheap skank. You are so cheap, Stanley.

Hey meatball, why don't you go wipe your head?

I'm saving for a car.

I'm saving for a car. You're saving for a car?

You know, that's all you ever think of,

is money, money, money.

You know something, I don't think

I'm gonna even let you marry my girlfriend.

What do you think of that? Annie, shut up.

Hey, listen to me daddy-o, listen to me, hey.

You got one of those rings,

the thing you take out for 10 days,

you bring back

I don't want it for 10 days, Stanley.

10 days, you don't have I want it forever.

You know what I mean, a 10-day ring.

Do you have one back there? Stanley, I love you.

Buy me that ring.

All right, how much you want?

I'll take 10%, it's $160.

I only have 90.

Got a ring.

Stanley, we're engaged.

You've got real class, Stanley.

All right, bear with me.

Hey, frannie, frannie, frannie, listen to me.

Frannie, listen.

Will you shut up a minute?

Hey frannie.

Hey frannie, frannie, will you take the ring out?

Will you take the ring outside

and look at it in the dark or something?

Take the ring out, see if it touch glass or something.

Oh, Annie.

Oh, I don't believe it It's really beautiful.

So gorgeous.

ust look at the color.

It's a beautiful ring.

Listen to me, listen daddy-o.

You see that girl who ust walked out of there,

if you ever show her a $1600 ring again,

you know what's gonna be written on your tombstone?

Do you know what's gonna be written on your tombstone?

I was dumb enough to show frannie malincanico a $1600 ring.

You know what I mean?

Yeah?

Oh, looks fabulous, it's ust so gorgeous.

Oh, you're so lucky.

Did I do it?

Stanley, this is the happiest day of my life.

Did I do it?

Stanley, it's the happiest day of my life too.

I can't believe it.

Who is the best guy in the world?

Oh, you are, Stanley.

Went to the gypsy woman

to hear what she had to say

she said you left me pager

and we'll meet one day

is that real?

Get the bride, congratulations.

Gypsy woman, oh yeah

Dand then she looked at me

DI do believe

I do believe the gypsy woman

dd yeah d

gypsy woman oh yeah

they say that there's a wish

and so I wish tonight

one day I have to look up

some one meant for you

what do you do

Dd 'cause I do believe

dI do believe

the gypsy woman

woman

woman

gypsy woman

I'd be so much happier if you were getting married too.

But that's why I always counted on David.

That's why I was so happy for you.

I always wanted a double wedding.

I know, Annie.

But don't worry, listen,

Stanley has a cousin in New ersey.

Really, he's gorgeous.

Father owns a pizza place.

I promise I'll fix you up with him, don't mind.

Okay.

Hey, my man, chico.

There's chico. Hey, chico.

You know what, Stanley ust got engaged.

Congratulate him, man.

Come on, go ahead.

Go talk to him.

Hey, congratulations to you, man.

Hey butchey, are you interested in a little fun, man?

Chico. Hey, not now.

Chico, I have to talk to you.

Not now, all right, not now.

Listen butchey, you interested

in a little entertainment, man?

What kinda entertainment?

Like putting your fist through somebody's face, man?

Whose face?

Arnie levine, that's who, man.

Arnie levine. Yeah.

Stanley, what about you?

What about you?

You gotta do it today?

Yeah man, I need it right now, man.

I need you. It's a nice sunny day.

We have to go now?

Where is he?

He's down at the football field.

You're not going, you promised me.

Who are you pulling?

Huh?

I wanna tell you something,

you don't ever tell me what to do,

and don't ever tell me what not to do.

You understand me?

Do you?

Come on man, those guys have been asking for it.

Come on. Okay, calm down.

Let's go. All right.

Stanley.

Come back.

You have your Sunday clothes on.

Arnie levine, get your ass out here.

Hey, you homo buries bathing in there?

Hey, you guys come out

or we gonna come and get you.

And this time you're gonna lose your balls for real.

Get out here you scumbag.

Who wants me?

I do, levine.

I do.

What do you want?

You!

Guys, get outta here.

Butchey!

Hey, butchey.

Hey butchey, you okay man?

Hey, Stanley.

I mean, he's broken.

Come here, come here.

What happened to your foot?

What happened to your foot, don't scratch.

Hey!

That a pretty girl, yeah.

You know if you eat your food,

you know what's gonna happen to you?

You know what's gonna happen?

You're gonna grow up to be a bald eagle.

You wanna be a bald eagle, huh?

Or do you wanna be a squirt?

What do you wanna be?

Hey, rocky marciano, how are ya?

Hey, what are you doing chic?

Not much man, I went to see butchey.

How is he, how is he?

He's all right, man.

You gonna go over and see him?

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't fit in well with hospitals.

You know, I'm kind of afraid the whole thing,

I don't like it, I don't like it.

How are you feeling, man?

I can't complain.

I think I hurt my knuckle a little bit in the fight.

You know, nothin' serious but

Hey, you mind if I come up?

No, no, come on up but watch yourself.

Right over here, it's a little tricky.

It's a little tricky.

That's it, you got it.

You got it, good boy!

You know, chico, I've been thinking about

getting some chickens, you know?

What for?

I was thinking about raising chickens.

What for?

I figure this way.

You know, Rhode Island chicken,

they're supposed to lay good eggs.

I bet I could sell the eggs in the neighborhood

and when these, like when these Rhode Island chickens

get too fat to lay more eggs, I can eat 'em.

What do you think? Yeah, man.

You can support your family, huh?

Hey, she ain't pregnant.

Hey, she ain't? No, she ain't pregnant.

Hey man, that's good, you don't have to marry her then.

No, I don't have to marry her, but I might.

I might.

Hey chico, you know, you know what you really gotta have

to raise pigeons, you know what you really gotta have,

you gotta have a think what they call, country blood.

Yeah?

Hey, like you guys, right Stanley?

Yeah, I got country blood, I got country blood.

You know, when you ain't around here,

like when you're out there screwing around

your little motorcycle, you know what I do?

You really wanna know what I do?

I come up here, I sit in my Coop and I read.

You read, man. That's right, yeah.

What do you read? Maps.

What the hell have maps got to do with anything?

Maps got a lot to do with a lot of things.

Listen, see I figure it this way,

the more maps you read, the more you know

about where you wanna go.

Like, what I do is, you pick a place,

any place in this whole stinking world.

You pick a place, and I'll show you you ain't so smart.

Go ahead. All right, man.

Tokyo!

All right, Tokyo, good start.

Here's what we do.

First, you got up a 10-year pigeon.

Now, you look that way and you close your eyes.

Now, go on.

Now, pretend you're flying

and you're flying, and you're flying.

You're going farther, and farther, and farther

and farther out.

Now, right here, chico, you look down.

Look down, chico.

Do you see what's down there?

Look what's down there, chico.

Look, look.

Yeah, man, I see what's down there.

I see pigeon shit.

Oh, come on man, listen to me.

Do you wanna do it or not?

Now, you're a pigeon, okay?

All right, now shut your eyes dude, come on.

Watch me.

You're going and you're flying and you're flying,

you're going over the mountains,

you're going over the ocean,

and your arms are getting tired

and you're going farther and farther.

Now raise your ear, chico.

Raise your ear.

Look down, man.

Look down, do you see what's down there?

Chinks, chinks.

Do you know what that means, man?

Chinks, you're in Tokyo, man, we're in Tokyo.

Get out, man.

We're not in Tokyo, we're on the roof.

We're on the roof, man.

Don't you see?

We're not in Tokyo.

I'm in Tokyo.

Yeah? Yeah!

Well, what's it look like, Stanley?

What's it smell like in Tokyo?

What's the matter, chico, huh?

Your bike broke, what's the matter with you?

Hey, man, that's the point.

That's the one point, man.

I got a bike.

I can go places, man.

I can go places.

That's the whole thing, that's the whole thing.

You see, I don't need a bike to go any place, chico.

To go places, I mean, man, to really go places,

you gotta have imagination.

I got imagination,

you aint' got nothing. You can have

all the imagination you want, man.

You're never gonna see no chinks in Tokyo.

This would be after speaking a lie.

I know what I do and you don't know what I do.

If I say I've been to Tokyo,

I've been to Tokyo and nobody can tell me different.

I'll tell you something else, chico.

I don't like you coming up here

telling me what I can do and what I can't do.

Do you understand?

'Cause I see right through you.

I'm gonna tell you one more thing, man.

You're trying to make me feel bad.

Don't tell me. You're gonna be pigeon shit,

man, you got that?

You're gonna be pigeon shit.

Hey, chico!

Chico!

I'm gonna forget that, chico.

Chico, you know why?

Do you?

You know why?

'Cause if I don't forget that,

you're gonna be unmarried, chico.

You're gonna be unmarried, you hear me chico?

You're gonna be unmarried, you hear me?

Stanley? What do you want?

What's wrong?

I'll be right down, Fran.

Wait a minute, will ya?

I wanna talk to you.

I ust wanna talk to you for a few minutes.

Come on, wait.

I want to go home.

You're not gonna go until you talk to me.

All right, what do you wanna talk about?

You and me

you did something to me

and I ust wanted you to know

Chico, look, I think I know what you're talking about.

No, no, wait a minute.

You don't know what I'm talking about.

ust, let me tell you what I'm talking about.

We had something between us.

It was better than anything

Chico, I'm sorry if I hurt you.

I didn't say I got hurt. I'm sorry you got hurt.

I'm not talking about getting hurt.

I don't care about that.

I don't care whether you're sorry.

I ust wanna tell you

Chico, ust can't we be friends?

Can't we ust be friends?

it's gettin' late

fine!

So very late

come on, let's ride home together

fine.

You're so immature.

I like you a lot.

We had a good time, all right?

Yeah, I'm glad we had a good time.

We'll have to do it again some time.

Chico, I ust don't understand you, that's all.

Yeah, well that's okay.

I guess I'm pretty tough to understand.

But don't you see, what you think is important, I don't.

What I think is important, you don't.

Yeah, I guess.

When are you gonna grow up?

I guess never.

and I kiss you goodnight

goodnight

You small racket.

I did it, didn't I?

You got a nice little girl there.

Be good to her.

I will, pop.

It's important. I will.

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Before we all settle down to a hearty meal.

I want you all to oin in a toast

to the bride and the groom.

Where's the best man?

Who? Best man.

Wimpy!

Hey wimpy, come on over here.

Come on!

I ust wanna wish you well, man.

Both of you.

I want you to have a good life.

Be happy.

Salut!

life is never really changing

time is never really passing by

only different people walking

down familiar pathways

where we walk

only different people saying

the same things we were saying

when we talk

dand dreams are still made of

all the things dreams are made of

and never finding happiness

is still what everybody is afraid of

tomorrow we may go our separate ways

so let me drink a toast to you my friend

on this your wedding day

oh, yesterday, we laughed and played

life was ust a game that had no end

and we would do it all again

all the oy and all the pain

d 'cause we have friends

and everyday was something new

we fell in love

and one day we'll feel like

we never have been here

one day when we're traveling down

some dusty road or unfamiliar highway

tomorrow we may go our separate ways

dso all of us

on this your wedding day