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You're almost ready, dear. I think you

look as lovely as the day I met you.

We will see you.

If you don't get any of it, I'll go help him get it.

So, I'm Jimmy, and what was your name?

John.

Well, it's nice to meet you, John.

Can I get you anything?

Water? Soda?

Cup of coffee?

Where's your wife?

She's upstairs getting ready. She should be down in a minute.

Listen, we're thinking of maybe doing this out in the yard. It's beautiful out

there today, and everything's blooming.

Whatever, man.

You don't seem all that passionate about your job.

Look, man.

Uptight, wide dudes with fat, pasty, wise bros just won't kill me, man. So,

you know, I'm a pro.

So, it ought to be fun.

Listen, man. He definitely isn't evil and certainly isn't fat.

Oh, shit.

Damn, wow.

Okay, we need a little more filling in there, you know.

Yeah, yeah, there we go. Just like that. Just like that. Do that again. Do that

again. Okay.

Yeah, right there. Hold that.

One more.

Yeah, put a little more water right there.

Yes,

that's good, that's good.

Why don't you go get some water?

Okay.

That's awesome.

Here you go, honey.

Not again.

Honey, I... I can't believe you're doing this again.

Oh, honey.

Thank you for the beautiful anniversary gift.

I'm telling you all about photographers. This is amazing.

But the gift was the photographs, not the photographer.

Oh, honey.

You just don't understand me, do you?

There's a few things I want you to understand about me.

Yes?

You need to be a man with me.

Too nice.

Too nice?

But... Listen to your whiny voice.

What are you going to do with me?

You always make me cry. What are you going to do with me?

I'm going to do what you want with me.

But I want to make you happy.

But I want to make you happy. But I want to make you happy.

But I want to make you happy.

I'm tired of you questioning me.

When I talk to you, you answer me like you're questioning.

I'm sorry.

Don't. Just talk to me like a man.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Okay.

I guess that's okay.

Are you going to tap on me like that?

Yes. I don't care. I mean, if she gets sick anymore, why don't you just take me

like you just did?

Ooh! Ooh!

You do?

Mm -hmm. Of course you do.

Oh, honey.

I never knew.

You just want to be taken.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

What's that?

Oh my god. Oh my god.

I can't put it in my mouth.

Try telling me what to do.

No, you don't.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Don't you pick up the phone. Yeah.

Go back,

go back.

You don't have to squirt in there.

I mean, this is rather large.

Oh, my

God,

oh, my God, oh, my God.

This is what you're supposed to do.

It is? Yes, yes, yes.

I've never seen you do that before.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, baby.

We're getting aggressive in here. We're playing some WWE.

Apparently.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Open that eye.

Talk to him. Talk to him. I feel like a little fish.

I feel like a little fish. I feel like a little fish. I feel like a little fish.

I feel like a little fish. I feel like a little

fish.

I can't stand you!

Keep it on.

Keep it on.

Next time.

Yes.

So fucking nasty, aren't you?

Get this out the way, man. Get this out the way.

Get this out the way.

What are you doing here?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

put this one right here uh oh

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Come on!

Come on, grab her here, man, grab her here. Rip her face off. Come on, grab

Come on,

grab her.

Come on, grab her.

okay oh my god

Keep going.

Yes.

Yes. Grab her neck or something. Look at her face.

Yes.

I'm very good. I'm on that car.

I'm very good. I'm on that car.

Oh, man.

Yes!

Oh, yes, yes.

So fucking dirty.

So fucking dirty.

I think he's afraid of mud.

No!

No!

Oh, sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Let me see that fucking camera.

Yes,

I get it.

Happy anniversary, dear.

Right?