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Hey, check it out, dude.
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Somebody bought the Donovans' old house.
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Yeah, I think they already moved in.
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I saw moving vans in their driveway two days ago.
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I hope they're not Austrians.
That's the last thing this town needs.
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Hey look!
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Hello.
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Hey. Do you live here?
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Yeah, I just moved here with my dad.
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Are you gonna be my new friends?
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No.
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I really like your town.
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My dad wanted to move somewhere
to get away from it all.
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He said he wanted piece and quiet,
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and to live with a bunch of hicks
who don't know anything.
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What's that you're wearing?
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It's my mask. My daddy says it's best
for me to hide my face.
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My name's Blanket.
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Your name is Blanket. Right.
Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody,
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and these are my friends Timsy, Winky and Nod.
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Unfortunately, we have to be off to the
Land of Booger Trees, so we'll be leaving now.
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Wait, don't you guys wanna come inside and play?
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Huh look dude, we're in the fourth grade, okay?
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You know what that means? It means
we don't hang out with a little kid.
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Come on, guys, let's get back to our Big Wheels.
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We have arcade games inside.
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Dad?
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Whoa. Dude, no way.
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Oh my God, this is awesome!
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Dude, are these all your toys?
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No, this is all my dad's stuff.
He loves toys and video games.
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Dude, he must be loaded!
What does he do?
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He's retired now.
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Oh my God, dude! Your dad must
be the coolest dad in the world!
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Come on, my dad's probably out in the back yard.
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Oh, kick ass! Dude, why isn't my house like this?!
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Dad, you out here??
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Here I am, Blanket!
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Blanket!! Oh my beautiful blanket!
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What's wrong with his face?
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Be cool, dude. I, I think maybe he's
a burn victim or something.
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Guys, this is my dad,
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Michael Ja-
Jefferson!
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Michael... Jefferson, yeh.
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Hey, you wanna play with me?
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Come on, let's climb the tree!
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Come on, climb the tree, climb the tree!
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Have you been up my... Wishing Tree? Tuh!
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It's where I come to think and dream.
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And now I'd like to show you my
... Wishing Tree. Jam on!
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Where we can laugh and giggle and scream. Hee hee!
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Imagination is the key.
Mr. Jefferson, your son can't get up.
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Won't you imagine along with me?
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Mr. Jefferson?
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We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea Chuckajam on
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Yes we can do everything, and I mean,
everything! Chuckajam on
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Up in my Wishing Tree! Hee hee!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
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Hey you guys! You guys! You gotta
come with us over to the Jeffersons!
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The Jeffersons?
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They're a new family that just moved to South Park!
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We met this kid named Blanket, and
he has the coolest dad in the world!
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Mr. Jefferson said we can invite
all the kids in town to go play over at their house.
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They have like, video games and rides
and a cotton-candy machine
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oh, and, and in their back yard,
guess what they have in their back yard??
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Guess.
A train.
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No way.
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Yeah way, Craig!
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And if you don't believe in Mr. Jefferson,
then you can just not come!
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I believe in Mr. Jefferson.
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Weeeeeee, look at us on the swing!
We're swinging!
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Who wants the first cotton candy?
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Memememememememememe...
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Mememe! I'm first! I'm first!
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Ooooh, let's go ride the choo-choo train!
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Choo-choo train! Yay!
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Let's ride the train! The train!
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Would you like to ride the train with me,
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and start a magical journey?
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Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson.
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You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson.
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Cartman, you have a beautiful voice.
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Thank you Mr. Jefferson. So do you.
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Let's ride and ride on the train together
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...Train together
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On a journey through both of our minds.
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...I've got time. Do youuu??
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Dude, what happened to your knee?
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I fell down.
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Mr. Jefferson!
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Choo-choo train, it's all fun and games.
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Choo-choo train.
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Mr.! Goddamnit. Here, come on.
We need to clean that up.
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Alright, this is gonna sting for a second.
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- Ow!
- I know, I know. Be cool.
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Thank you. That already feels better.
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So, dude, do you have any brothers or sisters?
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I have a half-brother and a half-sister.
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But they live with their mom now.
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And where is your mom?
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I don't have a mom.
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You must have a mom.
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You mean she doesn't live here,
or she's dead, or what?
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No. I was made in a laboratory.
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What?
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My daddy wanted to have a baby,
so he put me in a test tube.
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Then, they put me in a woman's tummy,
and, when I was born
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Daddy took me home.
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So you never met your mom?
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Noo... But I used to have a lot of
bodyguards and nannies, if that counts.
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Yeah. Yeah, that counts.
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Oh man, that was great!
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You guys know what Mr. Jefferson said?
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He said I'm his best friend,
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and I can go over to his house whenever I want!
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I'm supposed to go right back
over there after dinner tonight!
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You guys, I feel kinda bad for that kid.
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You feel bad for him?!
He has everything a kid could want!
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Mr. Jefferson just seems like he wants
to be a kid, not have one.
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Oh, you know what?! This makes perfect sense!
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A guy moves into South Park with
a FERRIS wheel in his back yard,
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and KYLE has to see a problem with it!
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Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that's
happened to this town in a long time,
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and if you miss this up, so help me GOD,
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I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!
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With my bare hands, Goddamn you!
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Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon.
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I was over at the new neighbors, the Jeffersons.
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Oh, are they nice people?
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Yeah. It's just a dad and his son.
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Well, we're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches
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over for dinner tonight.
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Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson too.
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So, Mr. Jefferson, did I hear you say
you moved here from Kentucky?
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Kentucky, yeh.
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I heard people saying you all were from Illinois.
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No, theh, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.
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What kind of work do you do, Mr. Jefferson?
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Oh I'm retired now, but, I was in... pharmaceuticals
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Well our boys have really taken a liking to you.
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You seem to really have a way with them.
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I just id- identify so much with children.
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Their innocence, their beauty.
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I think that God is in the face of every child.
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...Yeeeah.
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...They are fun.
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Boys, you okay out there?
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Fine Mom.
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Wow, these are great.
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What are they called again?
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They're TV dinners.
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Don't you wanna take that veil off so you can eat?
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Nah, I'm not supposed to.
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Dad says I have to keep my face hidden.
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What the hell is going on?!
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Are you having Mr. Jefferson over for dinner?!
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No, my parents are.
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You guys better not be trying to Bogart my friend away!
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What?
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He is MY friend, got it?!
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I was friends with him before you assholes were,
and I hoowi-
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Stan! Stan, I'm serisouslih!
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You'd better not be talking bad
about me in there to Mr. Jefferson!
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Hey, you know Kobe Bryant was up in Eagle today.
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Oh yeah? What do you think, Mr. Jefferson?
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Do you think Kobe's guilty or innocent?
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I think he's definitely going to jail.
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I just love seeing smug celebrities get their comeuppance.
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think it's wrong what the police do
to wealthy black men.
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Oh come on, Mr. Jefferson, you're
not one of those who think
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that the police go around framing rich
black people just because they're jealous..
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Yeah! Because their hearts are full of greed and
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they have... doodoo in their soul.
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Hey Sergeant, take a look at this.
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Whatcha got?
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Looks like a new family has just moved into South Park.
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One Mr. Jefferson, age 50, bought
a house there and paid cash.
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He seems to have a lot of money.
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So, what's the problem?
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Take a look. Says here...
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He's black.
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By God, so he is. Black and rich.
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Time to take this Mr. Jefferson
down, just like we did Kobe.
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Let's go people!
We've got another rich black guy.
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I want him humiliated and dragged through
the dirt, and I want it done by the books!
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Kyle?
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Hey, Stan, whatcha doin'?
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Mr. Jefferson- Awww!
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It's 1:30 in the morning!
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Look at me, I'm Peter Pan.
T- shamon!
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I'm a little boy forever.
Hey!
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Mr. Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow!
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Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it!
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What the hell are you doing, Stan?!
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I'll tell you what you're doing!
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You're trying to steal MY best friend!
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He just showed up here.
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Remember, Mr. Jefferson?
You said we were best friends.
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Jesus Christ!
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Dude, look who I found prowling around in my back yard.
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Hi Stan.
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He was out all alone in the middle of the night.
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Mr. Jefferson isn't even home.
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I know. He's here.
What??
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Oh Kyle, Blanket, yay, it's a slumber party!
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No! Mr. Jefferson, you need to take your son home.
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We can't go home.
There's a ghost in our house.
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Me and Blanket are scared.
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Dad says it wants to eat us.
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Please don't make us go back home.
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Please! We're scared, we're scared!
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We're scared!
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Hee hee!
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Okay, fine, we'll all stay here,
but we're going to sleep now!
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Come on, Blanket.
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Now let's all sleep and dream Heehee!
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of fun and adventurous things shamon!
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It's time for us all to say goodnight
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Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you
all the time. You're awesome.
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I think you're awesome too, Cartman.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
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Haaa!
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What's the matter, Stan?
Did you have a bad dream?
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Yeah. A really bad dream. Oh Jesus!
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Murphy, you inside?
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We're inside, sir.
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Harris was right. This guy looks like
he has more money than all of us put together.
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Black sonofabitch!
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I'm planting the cocaine now.
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Johnson, what about you?
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Placing the blood spatter now, sir.
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Frakes?
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Placing pubic hair from the raped girl now, sir.
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All right, when this Jefferson guy shows up,
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arrest him fast and try not to beat him.
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There could be neighbors with video cameras.
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Why do we do it, Harris?
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Sir?
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Why is it that us policement around
the country have such a passion
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for framing wealthy African-Americans
with crimes they didn't commit?
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Oh why? I guess I never thought
about why, sir. We just do it.
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Twenty-five years I've been on the force.
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I've seen every kind of sick,
depraved act known to humanity and still,
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when I see a black man walk
by who has more money than me, I...
248
00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:30,350
want to vomit my gizzards right in the gutter.
249
00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:33,626
But why? Maybe there is no reason.
250
00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:36,822
Maybe there's just a big blue ball
out there that's mostly covered
251
00:11:36,935 --> 00:11:39,084
with water and we're just goin' along for the ride.
252
00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:46,416
Stan, time to get up for school.
253
00:11:46,926 --> 00:11:48,679
Stan? What the-?
254
00:11:49,782 --> 00:11:51,308
Mr. Jefferson?!
255
00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:53,711
Oh oh, we were just having a slumber party.
256
00:11:54,051 --> 00:11:56,141
Mr. Jefferson, this is highly inappropriate!
257
00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:58,910
Inappropriate?
No, you're being ignorant.
258
00:11:59,072 --> 00:12:00,203
They're my friends.
259
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:04,414
You see, I I didn't have a childhood,
so I'm really just a child myself.
260
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,636
Here, everything's okay.
I want you each to have a hundred dollars.
261
00:12:07,918 --> 00:12:11,254
Wow, I'm gonna go buy that
new sport coat I've been wanting.
262
00:12:12,842 --> 00:12:15,133
Come on, Blanket.
We have to go home and feed the animals.
263
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,148
Bye, friends.
264
00:12:18,184 --> 00:12:20,644
Boys, I do not want you going over
to Mr. Jefferson's anymore.
265
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:21,576
Do you understand?
266
00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,725
You don't have to tell us twice, Mom.
That guy's a freak!
267
00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:25,618
Not go to Mr. Jefferson's anymore?
268
00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:30,084
Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh,
but you can suck my fat hairy balls!
269
00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:35,459
Come on, Blanket!
270
00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:40,407
Hey Harris Harris Harris! Harris!
271
00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:41,196
What what what?
272
00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:42,951
It's Jefferson! He's back!
273
00:12:43,148 --> 00:12:46,540
All right, people.
Let's give Blacky a nice welcome home.
274
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:52,852
Whoa, wait a minute! That guy isn't black!
275
00:12:54,096 --> 00:12:57,517
Holy God, his son isn't black either!
Oh Jesus!
276
00:12:57,715 --> 00:13:01,925
This is Yeats! Stand down! I repeat,
stand down! Suspect is not black!
277
00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:04,724
You son of a bitch, you told my
this guy was African-American!
278
00:13:04,837 --> 00:13:06,703
It says right here on the final sheet he is!
279
00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:08,879
Does that look like a black guy to you?!
280
00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:10,688
It said on the final sheet!
281
00:13:10,886 --> 00:13:12,470
Jesus Christ Monkeyballs!
282
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:17,812
We could have made an innocent man
go to jail who wasn't black! Oh!
283
00:13:22,197 --> 00:13:27,284
Jesus, Harris. What are we becoming? We're supposed to...
284
00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:30,650
protect the people.
Where have we lost our way?
285
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:33,588
Sir, it's possible that he is black,
even though he doesn't look it.
286
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:37,714
To hell with you!! I'm never gonna
frame an innocent man again!
287
00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:40,339
Unless I KNOW he's black for sure!!
288
00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:42,515
All the adults are trying to get us.
289
00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:44,976
Get up to your room, Blanket,
and put your mask on!
290
00:13:45,173 --> 00:13:46,982
We can't go outside anymore!
291
00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:00,417
That poor kid.
292
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:03,130
Dude, come on. We're not supposed to go over there.
293
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,493
Hi guys!
294
00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:07,399
Hey Blanket.
295
00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:11,148
Uh, look, we're goin' over to help my
dad chop wood. You... wanna come with?
296
00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:12,986
Really? You mean it?
297
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:17,199
Oh yay, my friends are here!
Come inside and play, guys!
298
00:14:17,451 --> 00:14:21,184
Ah, actually, Mr. Jefferson, we were seeing
if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us
299
00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:23,496
Chop wood? No, that's ignorant.
300
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,324
That's poopie work.
Blanket and me wanna play!
301
00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:29,885
Mr. Jefferson, ih it might be good
for Blanket to learn how to chop wood
302
00:14:30,026 --> 00:14:32,315
Blanket likes to play, don't you Blanket?
303
00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:35,113
Wee, look! He can fly!
304
00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:36,691
Jesus Christ, dude!
305
00:14:36,805 --> 00:14:37,427
Aaaaaah!!
306
00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,603
Stop, you fucking lunatic!!
307
00:14:43,494 --> 00:14:45,388
Dude, we have got to get that kid away from him!
308
00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:48,752
No, Blanket, shhhh. Stop crying.
309
00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:51,239
It's okay, Blanket. Here, look.
310
00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:57,260
Jeekabee durtah! Ow!
There, Blanket, shhhh.
311
00:14:57,557 --> 00:15:01,346
Hey, hey look, hey look. I got your nose.
312
00:15:01,488 --> 00:15:06,799
Look! Lookit, I got your nose.
I got your nose, Blanket. See?
313
00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:08,552
I got your nose.
314
00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:19,556
Aaaaaaaa!
315
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,478
No, Blanket, stop!
316
00:15:21,592 --> 00:15:23,683
It's ignorant. You're being ignorant!
317
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,179
Harrison, why haven't you called?
You know how I worry.
318
00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:31,965
I'm givin' up, Maggie.
I'm quitting the force.
319
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,312
Quitting the force? You?
320
00:15:34,532 --> 00:15:36,314
None of it makes sense anymore.
321
00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:38,659
I don't even know if what we're doing is right.
322
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,571
The last thirteen hours we've been working on a case,
323
00:15:41,685 --> 00:15:44,059
trying to get a real scumbag off the streets.
324
00:15:44,229 --> 00:15:47,960
And when he walked up to the door,
I could have sworn he was white.
325
00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:51,975
Maybe I can't tell the difference anymore.
Maybe it doesn't matter.
326
00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:54,979
Because it seems like every time we frame a rich black guy,
327
00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:58,570
he's back out on the streets in no time.
It's just like OJ.
328
00:15:58,766 --> 00:16:01,366
Do you know how hard those cops worked to frame him?
329
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:03,431
The tireless hours they put in??
330
00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:06,030
And then he just gets off because somebody messed up
331
00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:08,264
and said the N word out loud too many times.
332
00:16:08,858 --> 00:16:12,956
I guess I'm just tired. I'm jast damn tired.
333
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,963
Not another word of that kind of talk, Harrison Yeats.
334
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,873
Believe me I would love nothin' more
than to have you quit the force
335
00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:20,937
and no longer have to worry about
whether or not you're comin' home.
336
00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:25,345
But I know you. Framin' rich black men for
crimes they didn't commit is in your blood.
337
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,512
Wipin' that rich, smug smile off their faces is
338
00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:30,209
the only thing that puts a smile on yours.
339
00:16:30,378 --> 00:16:32,469
You're a good cop, Harrsion Yeats.
340
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:35,550
You don't have to question that.
Because I'm here to tell you.
341
00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,321
And you're a good wife, Maggie.
342
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,157
You know me better than I know myself.
343
00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:42,137
Where're you goin'?
344
00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:44,115
Think I've got a little more work to do.
345
00:16:50,941 --> 00:16:54,193
Mr. Jefferson? It's your best friend
in the whole wide world, Eric Cartman.
346
00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:57,697
Mr. Jefferson? I came to sleep over tonight, remember?
347
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:01,704
No, Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you,
you have to fly out here right now!
348
00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:03,119
My nose came off again!
349
00:17:04,279 --> 00:17:06,907
I know you live in California;
I'll pay for your plane ticket!
350
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,224
But I'm falling apart!
351
00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:11,231
I need some more of that cream and the injections!
352
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:12,644
I have to look young again!
353
00:17:14,313 --> 00:17:15,669
Oh, I'm melting!
354
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,502
All right. Thanks a lot for helping us, dude.
355
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:19,645
Yeah, sure, whatever.
356
00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:20,975
You just gotta pretend you're Blanket
357
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,451
until we can get the real Blanket somewhere safe.
358
00:17:22,798 --> 00:17:23,696
Aren't I too big to be Blanket?
359
00:17:24,062 --> 00:17:26,138
I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays enough
attention to his son to notice.
360
00:17:26,202 --> 00:17:26,496
Come on!
361
00:17:31,674 --> 00:17:32,458
Blanket, you in here?
362
00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:34,080
Hi guys!
363
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,481
Shh, Blanket, we're gonna take you
away for a little while, okay?
364
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,977
You are? Oh thank you thank you thank you!
365
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:40,926
All right dude, get in his bed.
366
00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:42,624
All right, but you guys owe me for this.
367
00:17:43,032 --> 00:17:44,502
Dude, whatever. At least you finally
get to do something.
368
00:17:47,462 --> 00:17:49,177
Santa Barbara Police Department, this is Snetzl.
369
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:53,236
Hello, this is Sergeant Yeats over at the
Park County Police Department in Colorado.
370
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,100
Yes, sergeant. What can I do for you?
371
00:17:55,410 --> 00:17:58,495
Well, we've been trying to frame
this guy who just moved into our town
372
00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:00,733
and the fil-o-fax says he moved from yoru area.
373
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,416
One Martin Jefferson?
374
00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:06,132
Hm. No, we never had a any rich
African-Americans named Jefferson here.
375
00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:08,028
If we had, we would have framed him ourselves.
376
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,854
Well, he doesn't really look that black.
377
00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:11,775
Yeah, I don't uh...
378
00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:12,950
Hold on a second.
379
00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,531
There was oine we framed a couple of times,
380
00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:18,046
but the black bastard was so rich he made bail
381
00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:19,174
and disappeared before the trial.
382
00:18:19,589 --> 00:18:20,830
You say he disappeared?
383
00:18:21,092 --> 00:18:21,989
What did you frame him for?
384
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,050
We uhhh found some kids
that had stayed over at his place,
385
00:18:25,115 --> 00:18:27,531
and we asked them to lie and make
up some false molestation charges.
386
00:18:27,842 --> 00:18:28,853
Molestation, nice.
387
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,716
Yeah, it was a lot of work. Took years,
388
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,250
but we were finally able to arrest him.
389
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:35,410
Then we planted some evidence,
took embarassing photos of his penis,
390
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,713
and threw him in a dirty prison cell
with doodie feces on the walls.
391
00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:39,591
You should have seen him squirm!
392
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,255
That's damn fine police work, sergeant.
Damn fine.
393
00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:45,597
Heh yeah, but the point is this
guy didn't really look black either.
394
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,945
We had to sneak in while he was
asleep and get a DNA sample to be sure.
395
00:18:49,647 --> 00:18:52,604
Jesus Christ Monkeyballs!
It must be the same guy!
396
00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:56,250
Mr. Jefferson, hello??
397
00:18:56,661 --> 00:18:58,833
Come on, Blanket! We gotta go
before your dad sees us.
398
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,460
What are you doing with my Blanket?
399
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,848
Come on, Blanket, play with me.
400
00:19:10,898 --> 00:19:12,688
Jeechabee durtah! Hee!
401
00:19:12,838 --> 00:19:14,734
HAAAAA!
Go go RUUN!
402
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:17,817
HAAAAA!
403
00:19:18,064 --> 00:19:21,468
Wuchatennah! Jamonah! Heehee!
404
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,294
Oh Jesus!
What the hell is going on, you guys?
405
00:19:24,401 --> 00:19:27,180
My Blanket! Let's play, Blanket!
406
00:19:27,552 --> 00:19:28,859
Nonono wait, I'm not Blanket!
407
00:19:29,284 --> 00:19:31,426
Wee, he can fly! He can fly!
408
00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:32,664
Aaaah! Aaaah, stop!
409
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,007
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
410
00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,186
You bastard!
411
00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:42,089
Blanket? Blanket! Come play!
412
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:43,383
Nooo!
Come on!
413
00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:47,284
Run Blanket Run!
414
00:19:49,935 --> 00:19:50,723
Hang on, Blanket!
415
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,336
Heehee!
416
00:19:53,607 --> 00:19:55,940
Freeze, Jefferson! The gig is up!
417
00:19:56,245 --> 00:19:58,603
You are wanted for child mo-les-tation!
418
00:19:59,356 --> 00:20:02,829
No! I am sick and tired of
people harassing Mr. Jefferson!
419
00:20:03,014 --> 00:20:06,029
All I've been hearing since Mr. Jefferson
moved here are sick lies!
420
00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:10,139
That he molests children, that he's a
bad father, that he has plastic surgery!
421
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,830
It's ignorant.
422
00:20:13,149 --> 00:20:15,093
Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson's a little different.
423
00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:17,259
But that's because he had to work
all the time when he was young
424
00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:18,532
and missed out on his childhood.
425
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:21,264
What's wrong with wanting to have
the innocence and beauty of a child.
426
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:27,148
All right, let's just say all the bad things
said about Mr. Jefferson are lies!
427
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,902
Let's say the police department does
just go around spending their time
428
00:20:30,114 --> 00:20:31,481
framing people for crimes they didn't commit!
429
00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:32,776
Let's say it's all made up,
430
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,542
and Mr. Jefferson is just a nice guy
431
00:20:34,719 --> 00:20:36,722
who's trying to be a child because
he never got to have a childhood.
432
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,347
Well that's fine, except for that
he HAS children now!
433
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:41,831
And when people have children,
they have to grow up!
434
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,160
You're right. I've been so
obsessed with my childhood
435
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,420
that I've forgotten about his.
436
00:20:48,741 --> 00:20:51,285
I thought having lots of rides
and toys was enough, but...
437
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,852
Blanket doesn't need a playmate.
438
00:20:53,406 --> 00:20:56,431
He needs a father, and a normal life.
Chickuckoo gainuh.
439
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,398
Blanket, I wanna give away all my money.
440
00:20:59,609 --> 00:21:01,130
I I wanna get a normal job and...
441
00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:03,674
take a shot at raising you in a normal setting.
442
00:21:06,935 --> 00:21:10,396
Look everybody! I'm a normal little boy.
443
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,925
Well, if you're gonna give away
all your money, then,
444
00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:14,928
I guess we can drop all those charges.
445
00:21:15,452 --> 00:21:18,104
No point in putting another poor black man in jail.
446
00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,470
All right! Things just might work out!
447
00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:22,120
Things can always work out,
448
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,430
as long as we know we have the power to change.
449
00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:31,838
We all have the power to change
if we search inside our hearts
450
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:36,874
And we start to heal the wounds of all our yesterdays
451
00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,794
And you know it might be hard,
452
00:21:39,961 --> 00:21:43,469
but all you've got to do is start,
453
00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:51,850
And you can change all of your evil molesting ways.
454
00:21:56,911 --> 00:21:58,584
Jejabee durtah!
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