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Oh, hey Babe. Mind if I sit?

Yeah, sure, go ahead.

- Any good parties you can go to? - [chuckles]

No, you can tell me. I'm not going to tell your mom.

Remember when I was in college?

Yeah.

- Oh, my God. I met your mom at college. - Oh?!

Wow.

You didn't hear it from me, but back in college,

your mom was even a little more wild than I was.

Vivi!

Oh, hi mom.

What are you wearing?

Peter, can I speak to you for a moment?

Babe, she's in the pool. She's in a bikini.

Babe, she's just my stepdaughter. She's

not my daughter. Maybe you should tell her.

No, I...

I'll take care of it.

What was that all about?

I'm just going to go back inside and spend a little time with your mom.

What? Now you can't even hang out with me?

Happy wife, happy life. Okay, so I'm just...

Hey babe.

Man, she was like going really crazy over the bikini earlier.

I kind of see your point.

Don't tell me you're siding with her.

Look at you, see? I mean, you have an amazing body.

Can you just kind of really brought it out?

Are you calling me hot?

That stays between me, okay?

What about like the double standard here?

What if I was into older guys and you turned

me on every time we came out to the pool?

That's funny.

Yeah, but I didn't say I wasn't.

So, yeah, what do you want to watch? I'm going to stop.

Oh my God.

What's gotten into you? I don't think that's a good idea.

At least feel him.

Oh, oh, oh.

He's making me really horny.

Oh, yes.

On my face, I can taste it.

If you jump in the pool, I'm going to go inside.

Okay.