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Chloe, we have a major problem.

Oh, my God.

You saw the pictures, right? This is not what the pictures look like. There was

nothing like this in the photos.

It's modern and chic.

Your mother would have loved it for a wedding.

It's freezing in here.

Do you know what's up?

We had a long time, but let's see.

I don't think an outdoor space heater is what you, me,

or your mother envisioned when we thought about finding our dream wedding.

And what is this?

A staging couch?

It's literally just, like, nothing.

It just looks like one of those, like, warehouses that influencers use, like

does.

I've been crawling around my sacred wedding venue.

Honestly, maybe it's not that bad.

Not that bad?

Not that bad? I'm sorry. There is no aisle. There is no altar. There is no

for our guests to sit. There isn't even a cute little bar like we saw in the

photos. And, no, it's an outdoor space heater?

I mean, it's... Your mother...

before, but this is my first wedding.

I mean, wouldn't it be perfect?

I think the lighting is nice.

It'll make for really good photos.

We have two weeks until the wedding. I can't rebook something else. I can't

remail the invitation with entirely new directions for our guests.

I mean, you know,

The flowers over there on the back wall, we could hang the streamers up there

and just hang them really low so that no one has to, like, point cameras up or

anything.

I hadn't even looked at the ceiling.

That was definitely not in the photos.

No. I mean, it was so cute and modern, and we've been through the entire place,

so I don't know where did they get the furniture from in the photos.

It's almost like they staged it, like, just for those photos. And then, like...

Seriously, I'll bet some influencer just came through here and just, like, look,

all the carpets rolled up.

Like, I'll bet it was, like, just... We paid for an all

-inclusive package.

It was really expensive. This was... This is what we splashed out on because,

you know, your mom and I aren't traditional gals. We wanted...

You know, something that was a little bit more, you know, urban, a scale, a

little bit more. Like, we weren't going to do, like, swans and a farm.

We wanted to have a wedding that reflected, like, us and our love. And

our love looks like faux fur.

Well, you know my mom. She's just going to be happy marrying you. She's not

going to be upset or anything.

She's not going to be upset with me or anything.

We can totally make it pretty.

But, okay, we definitely have to get these carpets out of here.

And we can just set out, like, a really, really nice aisleway. And we can have,

like, roses flying everything.

Was this the expensive location?

No,

we are... So, our budget on decoration is...

This was supposed to be all -inclusive.

I mean, we have flowers coming and that's it, but we don't have a place for

people to sit.

There's no altar.

I don't even know where we're going to light the candles to the goddess.

Like, where's our coven going to sit?

Well, you know they're not going to judge. They're probably going to like

creepy box.

Yeah, but that's one group of friends. We also have my older brother and his

wife and they are very exacting. Like this was supposed to be like chic yet

funky. So we can have like our funky fun friends and also like traditional

friends. And I just, I failed and we haven't even gotten to the wedding yet.

I've already just messed up.

Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. You know my mom's going to be so happy with this. She's

probably going to cry once we're done decorating. I mean, I want to cry.

I want to cry.

You're such a good, good -to -be stepdaughter.

I love you.

It's going to be okay.

We're going to fix it up. It's going to be super pretty, and you're going to

have an amazing wedding day.

And I think we can make it really nice in here. I think we can definitely

procure the vibe that we want.

I don't know. I just don't feel it.

I don't feel romantic.

I think you're romantic.

How could this be romantic?

Well, it's not really about, like, the location, but more about the energy.

You know, if people are romantic, then that's the life.

I guess.

You can make it romantic in here.

Probably.

What? We've done it before.

But not before I asked your mother to marry me.

Oh, but, I mean, we're going to be family now, right?

Thank you.

That's it.