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lie to me.

Of course I see you staring at them.

You always stare at them.

Yeah.

It just bugs the fuck out of me that every time we go out, you stare at all

other girls and ignore me.

Ugh. You know what? Fine.

I don't even want to talk to you right now. Fuck you.

Why do guys always do this to me?

Why are they all this way?

You'd never do this to me, would you, Mr. Bonkers?

No, you wouldn't.

So what should I do?

Back apart.

That's not a bad idea.

But what about... Yeah, you're right.

That would work.

I don't see why it wouldn't.

A spell.

A spell to make him with me. Of course.

I'll just text you at the end of the day.

You know, you're always a very good dad.

Oh, yes.

Love the spell.

A cast in a circle, round about, the love I'll never be without.

That's going to work, Teddy.

Okay, actually.

Picture.

Got it. Lock of hair.

Easily attainable.

The scent of a woman.

What did I do for a scent of a woman?

You're right. You're right. Okay.

Honey, what are you doing?

I can wear it one more time, can't I?

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

I can't respond to this. This is your idea.

And you should cross your legs.

Give me the love that love will bring.

God has changed me.

Let's do this.

Did it work?

I don't... I don't feel any different.

It doesn't work. It's your fault.

Ever. Ever.

Ever.

Kenna?

Kenna, you forgot your lunch.

I don't think you're feeling so good. Maybe you need to go and lay down.

Why? I feel just fine.

No, I don't think you are, actually.

Yes, I am.

Mom, mom, mom.

Mom,

mom.

You know you want me.

You're my mom.

Stepmom. Yeah, this isn't right.

I don't know about this.

Come on, you. Oh, come on. I've raped you.

I know you better than that. You're kinky.

I know you are.

I've heard your phone conversations.

What? I know you're kinky. I've heard you have phone sex before.

Give me some of that sugar. No!

It's like I remember.

I don't know.

I cannot believe this.

Oh, gosh, this is like...

Not weird at all.

No, no.

Oh, yes. It's completely natural.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Here.

You may be a safe stepmother, but this is the safe step.

It's only natural,

sweetie. It's only natural. Just enjoy it. Let go.

Let it go.

It's always been me.

She's seen the way I always look at you when you're sleeping

You really

did cast

the spell on me, didn't you? No, no, no. I mean, literally. I literally cast the

spell.

You have to know.

Oh, I'm very hot to my phone.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, no.

This is not good.

Oh,

my God.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay. That's not true.

I don't think this is... Just

enjoy it.

Yes, we should. I feel so good. I really don't think we should.

I mean, what would my dad say? He would not be happier now. Oh, Daddy will never

know.

It's just between you and me, honey, okay?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I shouldn't do that because... Because why?

Because of my mom.

That's a good reason.

Admit it.

You've always wanted us to admit it.

Why? Oh, you've seen me naked before.

I mean, I don't really have other things I should

be doing right now.

Just relax.

Enjoy. What about my chores?

Oh shit.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

That's it.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Right there.