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Darling, I heard you the first time and the second time and the third time

on the drive up here, okay?

I know you don't want to spend the weekend with your mother.

However, we're here in what looks like this very nice place

and we're going to reconnect, okay?

Everything out.

will be there when you get home, okay?

Your games, your apps, whatever it is

that is turning you into this insufferable person through your eyes.

Now can you go and get the bags from the car, please?

Very nice.

Worth the money I suppose.

Hmm.

Tad inappropriate.

Not that I'm going to be getting flushed with my thumb.

Mr. Scott.

Weird.

We welcome you at the intimacy retreat and we hope you enjoy your stay.

Please find below a list of workshops that we recommend completing before you

leave the property.

We've worked tirelessly to

ensure these workshops have a 100 % success rate.

And both you and your partner leave.

Closer than ever.

Please be aware there is no cell service in our properties to ensure

compliance.

You have everything that you may require including amenities,

toiletries and food.

For the duration of your day.

Work, Phil.

Ah, good. You're there.

I've made a mistake.

This isn't going to work out.

Well, I thought that was what you wanted?

To go home?

We can't stay here, okay? It's not appropriate.

I've made a huge mistake. It's because I've been rushed and I was trying to

something and yeah. Come on!

Chop chop! Back to the car!

What do you mean it's locked?

Did you do something to it when you came in?

There's no cell service.

What are we going to do?

I'm not overreacting, okay?

Hang on, there must be like a phone in there or something.

No, no, no, don't unpack.

I told you we're not staying here.

I'll just find a phone and explain to the company that this has all been a

book misunderstanding, okay?

I can't find a landline anywhere.

Have you seen anything that we could, I don't know, that

we could use to help someone that were here?

What about your iPad?

Would you bring it? I know I told you not to, but you're always doing what I

don't tell you to do.

I'm not overreacting, okay?

I'm not being like anything.

This is serious.

Darling, I've eventually booked a love nest.

I don't understand.

My friend at work came here, but...

This has never been closer. This is magical.

It's like having a new man in her life.

I'm sure there must be other areas of something, right?

Of the place.

They'll obviously realize their mistake, you know?

But you know we checked in.

I think security cameras everywhere so we'll expect a knock on the door soon.

We're gonna have to wait I suppose.

Nothing else we can do.

The TV won't work, darling.

Because it says here that they've removed all distractions.

TV, phones, everything.

This is just supposed to be about you and I.

What time do you make it?

Been here hours now.

It's getting dark.

Bloody blinds went down.

Must be one of those AI houses, you know? Those smart ones.

It says, upon completion

of the workshop, will

the program be finished and participants will be allowed to

exit.

What?

Apparently we can keep us here.

Because I said C2s.

I wanted it to be intense, structured.

I didn't want it to be like one of those wishy -washy retreats where nothing

happens and no one gets to the root cause of why you've drifted apart.

I wanted it to be like a rehab facility.

God, now I know how old they feel.

No, we can't do the programme.

We can't do the programme, okay, because I'm your mother and it wants me to do

inappropriate things.

I really wish you would stop asking questions whilst I'm trying to think,

First workshop.

Disgusting. problems in the relationship.

Second workshop.

Re -establish intimacy.

Third workshop.

Re -establish physical intimacy.

Fourth and final workshop.

to achieve optimum sexual gratification with each other.

Do you see the problem?

Hmm?

Okay that's...

Yeah, that might work, actually.

If we... start the programme,

someone will come along and check, right?

Yeah, that's an excellent idea, honey.

Right,

okay.

The problem is that...

Darling, I... to be the most important person in your life and now

you don't care about me you don't spend any time with me

you don't talk to me we don't communicate

I just I know things

are different now and I know that there will be girls and there will be parties

and that

This is an entire other stage of your life, but this is you and I, darling,

okay? It's just us two.

And when we've come through, all we have is each other.

I've always just wanted the best for you. I was so young when

you came into my life, and truthfully, I wondered if I'd fucked it all up and

then... Here you are, handsome and intelligent.

You're gonna be so successful.

But I just want what we had back.

You and I against the world.

You know?

No, I'm fine, I'm better without them, just...

What...

frustrates you about mommy?

Fair?

Okay, I could nag a little less.

Yeah, I suppose I could be a

little more supportive of your

girlfriends.

But it's difficult.

Okay, bye.

Sorry.

Huh?

I don't flirt with your friends.

It's so absurd.

Well, lying about that is completely inappropriate.

I've heard good minds say other mothers.

Okay.

No, you're right. This is about listening and learning and also being

friendly with your friends so they don't think I'm a milf.

Okay.

Did you hear that?

Over there, look, on the TV.

Congratulations.

You've taken the next step to the ultimate intimacy.

It's working.

Okay, right.

I'm going to get changed and then we will do the roof thing.

I feel better already.

It must be broken.

Hello?

We'll leave Dad with intimacy.

We know what we're going to do.

we're gonna do when we get back home.

You think?

You think we actually have to do it?

And remember, I used to hug you all the time.

You didn't used to have a problem with it. You were so loving and so

affectionate.

We used to lie in bed every single Sunday morning just, you

know, being tactile and...

This feels good, doesn't it, baby?

Being in each other's arms again.

And we thought that we would...

Planting one here?

It would mean the world to me.

Just know that you're thinking of me, you know?

I

love

you.

So damn handsome.

Mwah!

Oh! Look!

It worked!

Jesus! Right, okay.

We need to come up with a game plan.

We are so gonna be fucking out of here.

Hmm? Nah. No idea.

Um... I don't know...

...any way around it.

Obviously we can't.

Literally no ideas, darling.

How does that fucking television know?

Come here. Come here.

I think it's watching us.

How does it know?

You know, that we're doing the things.

We're not going to be doing the things anymore, are we?

So... The email that I'm going to write, the

review that I'm going to write, after this place... My

friend, it was honestly this place that she recommended.

What friend?

Yeah, yeah, that one.

Huh?

You know her son?

Didn't know that.

Weird how.

No, you're just jumping to conclusions.

Just because you have a thing for older women doesn't mean he fancies his own

mother.

Jesus.

I don't read things like that. I thought it was such a gossip.

You!

Well, I didn't know that.

Your current dating life doesn't suggest that you have a thing for mature women.

In fact, it suggests that you have a thing for... ...brainless bimbos.

Okay, well, I'm sure when you meet this fantastic older woman...

I'm sure I'll love her.

I'm sure I'll get on great with her.

Right, come on.

Life is, life is quite sweet, right?

Because we're not being productive right now. We're just bickering back and

forth, back and forth.

It's not helping, okay?

We're gonna come out of this worse than what we came into it.

Come on.

Come down.

Hmm?

Oh, there.

Thanks.

Yeah, there's new.

Got it in the sales.

Lovely colour, isn't it?

Of course there's only one bed.

Come on, I'm over.

You know, I can sleep on the couch if you want.

Yeah, but it's me that goes into this.

I know, I know.

A phone.

It's an email from the company that I booked this with.

Mr and Mrs Skull.

You've made such great progress so far on your first day

with us.

May we suggest some French kissing to

end a spectacular evening?

It's alright.

Come on, we need to get some sleep.

I think we'll be able to think better in the morning and...

I'll come up with a plan, okay?

We'll just be able to laugh about all of this and...

Yeah.

Yeah, sweetheart.

I love you too.

Goodnight.

Morning. Have you been awake for long?

Do you have any self -service?

Have you checked?

Can I ask you a question, darling?

You said that you like

older women.

Is that just because I told you to stop being mean about

that other guy?

So, like, how old are you talking?

My age.

No, I'm...

But you say that all

your...

sexual kinks or... the deep read from your mother and I'm...

I just don't... I don't want to be responsible

for... I don't know, you just not being happy

or... What is it you

like so much about older women?

You don't know.

Just tell me.

The body, of course.

No, no. It's fine. It's just... Oh!

What are you doing? I'm... I'm...

Sweetheart, you're, you're...

Darling,

what, what's gone into you? That's...

I don't want to see.

I don't want to see.

Put this covers down.

It's not me that's made it like that. It's the morning

time.

You just have morning wood, that's all.

It's...

i don't want to touch it if i touch it

there's no going back like

kissing fondling not something

you've never done before but i i

don't get the touch your coat.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I'm out of here.

Okay.

Just let me make you feel good, okay?

You're so hard.

I haven't been interested in thee, darling.

Because my... wife has...

has been all about you.

Don't mess with Miss Wall.

Yeah, sometimes.

I'm not doing anything wrong.

This is it.

This is it.

Why lied to you?

There have been other men.

We didn't know about it.

I didn't want...

you weren't my everything.

So occasionally I'd see someone and break it off if I got

too quickly.

I don't know why I'm telling you this actually.

I think it's just that...

made me feel with you that not one can go on

and

over 20 years I'm not scared of you, right?

but you I'm sure this is... this is... I don't know the f...

I'm a MILF.

But for me?

I can't think straight right now.

okay listen i've read that thing cover to cover and

the only way we're gonna get out of here is we do exactly

what they say no listen to me okay

don't say no problem like that

It's clear that there are some issues that we need to work out and

they're not the issues that I thought we had to work out.

But I think that staying in here is more detrimental to our relationship.

I think what we should do is do what

the repeat wants.

and then I'll find some alternative kind of therapy

when we get out.

Okay?

So we're agreed?

We do.

Come on then.

Huh?

Oh, oh, right. Of course.

Sorry.

Get rid of me, then.

Oh.

Of course.

I'm sorry. I... Never mind.

I didn't realize that you were... an Asman.

Of course that makes sense.

I'm so sorry, this is, okay.

I know you're right, I'll shut up.

It really doesn't take you long to get hard at all, does it?

No more of that talk, darling.

I just... I just think it's really, really important that we just focus

on what has to happen and not what we want to happen, you know?

let me do this a little bit here's a picture

I know you think it right now, but... It's not...

You're not hard for me.

You're mum.

You're just confused.

Okay, are we ready?

Um... Yeah, I suppose that... Yeah,

it can't... It can't hurt.

Get... Get mommy ready as well.

You know what, I just like... Son, it's alright.

There must be some some lube or something around here

We need to be the right class.

Okay.

You ready?

Well, not like prolong it or anything like that would.

mention you um you absolutely cannot mention a word of it to anyone

you understand that right like not one single soul i can't even

complain about this place because then i'll have to

admit that i fucked my own

Just do it.

We done it.

We done it!

Mr and Mrs Scott.

Congratulations on completing the intimacy retreat.

Due to technical issues, we are unable to

facilitate your release right now.

These will be...

This will be resolved by tomorrow.

Apologies for any inconvenience we caused.

We need to stay.

Of course I'm awake.

Why can't I sleep?

Yeah.

And what if... Like my ass that

you're thinking about?

This.

But you know we can't do that.

Because we didn't do what we did for pleasure.

Darling, we did it for war.

We didn't get to get out of here.

Did we not?

Of course I love

you.

Do you love mom?

What do you want most of the world right now?

Should I go first?

What I want more than what I'll take next is another one of those untamed

fucking orgasms you gave me.

But we both know that that's wrong.

You know what, baby?

Let's not be entirely honest with you.

I think we've been struggling with our relationship because

deep down I always hoped that I

viewed all of this other girl just as, well, just not good

enough.

I just want you to just give me what you want me to give you. What you deserve.

New level of intimacy, I suppose.

Looks like we've got a little work to do when we leave here, don't we?

Okay,

if anyone asks, we're hoping in ways.

We came here