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Let's kick things off with something

Let's kick things off with something

Let's kick things off with something uplifting. The Winter Olympics are

uplifting. The Winter Olympics are

uplifting. The Winter Olympics are underway. And if there's one thing I

underway. And if there's one thing I

underway. And if there's one thing I love, it's those post victory interviews

love, it's those post victory interviews

love, it's those post victory interviews where medal winners from around the

where medal winners from around the

where medal winners from around the world just radiate pure joy. I can't get

world just radiate pure joy. I can't get

world just radiate pure joy. I can't get enough of it.

enough of it.

enough of it. >> Congratulations so much on Olympic

>> Congratulations so much on Olympic

>> Congratulations so much on Olympic bronze. How are you?

bronze. How are you?

bronze. How are you? >> It's been the worst week of my life.

>> Okay. Little less joy than I expected.

>> Okay. Little less joy than I expected.

>> Okay. Little less joy than I expected. Uh that was Norway's Sterling Home

Uh that was Norway's Sterling Home

Uh that was Norway's Sterling Home Lagard who won bronze in the bialon, but

Lagard who won bronze in the bialon, but

Lagard who won bronze in the bialon, but he got a bronze. I mean, I know it's not

he got a bronze. I mean, I know it's not

he got a bronze. I mean, I know it's not gold, but it's still bronze. So why is

gold, but it's still bronze. So why is

gold, but it's still bronze. So why is he so upset?

he so upset?

he so upset? >> Half a year ago, I met the love of my

>> Half a year ago, I met the love of my

>> Half a year ago, I met the love of my life, the world's most beautiful, finest

life, the world's most beautiful, finest

life, the world's most beautiful, finest person.

person.

person. And three months ago, I made my biggest

And three months ago, I made my biggest

And three months ago, I made my biggest mistake, which was cheating on her.

Okay. Uh, not how I would have

Okay. Uh, not how I would have

Okay. Uh, not how I would have celebrated in a postgame interview.

celebrated in a postgame interview.

celebrated in a postgame interview. I would have gone with a thank you mom

I would have gone with a thank you mom

I would have gone with a thank you mom and dad or a thank you God. But, you

and dad or a thank you God. But, you

and dad or a thank you God. But, you know, instead you went with guess what

know, instead you went with guess what

know, instead you went with guess what world, I can't keep it in my pants.

world, I can't keep it in my pants.

world, I can't keep it in my pants. Got to say, buddy, buddy, there are

Got to say, buddy, buddy, there are

Got to say, buddy, buddy, there are other ways of dealing with your guilt.

other ways of dealing with your guilt.

other ways of dealing with your guilt. How about, I don't know, flowers, an

How about, I don't know, flowers, an

How about, I don't know, flowers, an edible arrangement, or burying the shame

edible arrangement, or burying the shame

edible arrangement, or burying the shame deep inside you and letting it fester

deep inside you and letting it fester

deep inside you and letting it fester until it explodes in a public meltdown

until it explodes in a public meltdown

until it explodes in a public meltdown in the freezer section of Trader Joe's.

in the freezer section of Trader Joe's.

in the freezer section of Trader Joe's. I need A PIZZA FOR ONE BECAUSE I RUINED

I need A PIZZA FOR ONE BECAUSE I RUINED

I need A PIZZA FOR ONE BECAUSE I RUINED THE BEST THING THAT ever happened to me.

THE BEST THING THAT ever happened to me.

THE BEST THING THAT ever happened to me. And by the way, if I was listening

And by the way, if I was listening

And by the way, if I was listening closely, did I hear that right? That you

closely, did I hear that right? That you

closely, did I hear that right? That you met her six months ago? I mean, you guys

met her six months ago? I mean, you guys

met her six months ago? I mean, you guys weren't even dating long enough to fart

weren't even dating long enough to fart

weren't even dating long enough to fart in front of each other.

in front of each other.

in front of each other. You are still in that honeymoon phase

You are still in that honeymoon phase

You are still in that honeymoon phase where you pretend you need something in

where you pretend you need something in

where you pretend you need something in the other room and go fart there.

You know what? You know what? If

You know what? You know what? If

You know what? You know what? If repairing your six-month situationship

repairing your six-month situationship

repairing your six-month situationship is that important, I guess it's fine to

is that important, I guess it's fine to

is that important, I guess it's fine to hijack the news cycle to talk about it.

hijack the news cycle to talk about it.

hijack the news cycle to talk about it. I'm sure your your teammate who won the

I'm sure your your teammate who won the

I'm sure your your teammate who won the gold had nothing more important to draw

gold had nothing more important to draw

gold had nothing more important to draw attention to.

attention to.

attention to. >> And it was an emotional win for Norway's

>> And it was an emotional win for Norway's

>> And it was an emotional win for Norway's Johan Olton in the men's 20 km

Johan Olton in the men's 20 km

Johan Olton in the men's 20 km individual bathlon. The Norwegian

individual bathlon. The Norwegian

individual bathlon. The Norwegian dedicated it to his late teammates who

dedicated it to his late teammates who

dedicated it to his late teammates who died unexpectedly in December.

died unexpectedly in December.

died unexpectedly in December. >> Oh, right. Our dead teammates. I was

>> Oh, right. Our dead teammates. I was

>> Oh, right. Our dead teammates. I was between honoring him or talking about

between honoring him or talking about

between honoring him or talking about how much I was getting. I

dude, come on. You hijacked that to try

dude, come on. You hijacked that to try

dude, come on. You hijacked that to try to win back your fling. This is

to win back your fling. This is

to win back your fling. This is basically like if instead of

basically like if instead of

basically like if instead of interrupting Taylor Swift, Kanye had

interrupting Taylor Swift, Kanye had

interrupting Taylor Swift, Kanye had interrupted the inmemoriam segment.

interrupted the inmemoriam segment.

interrupted the inmemoriam segment. You know what? You know what? Love is a

You know what? You know what? Love is a

You know what? You know what? Love is a rocky road sometimes. And if this big

rocky road sometimes. And if this big

rocky road sometimes. And if this big display helped our boy get his girl

display helped our boy get his girl

display helped our boy get his girl back, it was all worth it.

back, it was all worth it.

back, it was all worth it. >> Well, speaking to a Norwegian tabloid,

>> Well, speaking to a Norwegian tabloid,

>> Well, speaking to a Norwegian tabloid, the former girlfriend says it's hard to

the former girlfriend says it's hard to

the former girlfriend says it's hard to forgive what he did and that she did not

forgive what he did and that she did not

forgive what he did and that she did not appreciate him making their private

appreciate him making their private

appreciate him making their private issue so public.

Well, you know what? Look at the bright

Well, you know what? Look at the bright

Well, you know what? Look at the bright side. You didn't get your girlfriend

side. You didn't get your girlfriend

side. You didn't get your girlfriend back, but every woman you date from now

back, but every woman you date from now

back, but every woman you date from now on knows you can't go 3 months without

on knows you can't go 3 months without

on knows you can't go 3 months without cheating.

cheating.

cheating. I mean, no things aren't going well for

I mean, no things aren't going well for

I mean, no things aren't going well for you when even Lindsy Vaughn is like,

you when even Lindsy Vaughn is like,

you when even Lindsy Vaughn is like, "This guy's having a bad week."

"This guy's having a bad week."

"This guy's having a bad week." I MEAN, WHAT A MESS. THIS IS WHY I'M

I MEAN, WHAT A MESS. THIS IS WHY I'M

I MEAN, WHAT A MESS. THIS IS WHY I'M ALWAYS SAYING we need to keep men out of

ALWAYS SAYING we need to keep men out of

ALWAYS SAYING we need to keep men out of men's sports.

men's sports.

men's sports. You you don't see the women's teams

You you don't see the women's teams

You you don't see the women's teams having this much drama.

having this much drama.

having this much drama. >> In the women's 15k individual batlon,

>> In the women's 15k individual batlon,

>> In the women's 15k individual batlon, the gold goes to Julia Simone of France.

the gold goes to Julia Simone of France.

the gold goes to Julia Simone of France. Last fall, she was found guilty by a

Last fall, she was found guilty by a

Last fall, she was found guilty by a French court of theft and credit card

French court of theft and credit card

French court of theft and credit card fraud and given a three-month suspended

fraud and given a three-month suspended

fraud and given a three-month suspended prison sentence after stealing the

prison sentence after stealing the

prison sentence after stealing the credit card numbers of a teammate.

credit card numbers of a teammate.

credit card numbers of a teammate. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT is it about this sport

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT is it about this sport

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT is it about this sport where you voluntarily freeze your

where you voluntarily freeze your

where you voluntarily freeze your genitals off in spandex and shoot guns

genitals off in spandex and shoot guns

genitals off in spandex and shoot guns that attracts so many lunatics?

that attracts so many lunatics?

that attracts so many lunatics? And you know, and to be fair to her,

And you know, and to be fair to her,

And you know, and to be fair to her, it's it's not right to steal. But what

it's it's not right to steal. But what

it's it's not right to steal. But what do you think skiing with a gun even pays

do you think skiing with a gun even pays

do you think skiing with a gun even pays these days? Nobody's hiring. She

these days? Nobody's hiring. She

these days? Nobody's hiring. She probably gets one or two contracts a

probably gets one or two contracts a

probably gets one or two contracts a year to kill James Bond, but that

year to kill James Bond, but that

year to kill James Bond, but that that barely covers rents, you know.

that barely covers rents, you know.

that barely covers rents, you know. Moving on to something else going

Moving on to something else going

Moving on to something else going downhill, America.

downhill, America.

downhill, America. Today, Congress heard testimony from Pam

Today, Congress heard testimony from Pam

Today, Congress heard testimony from Pam Bondi, attorney general and woman who

Bondi, attorney general and woman who

Bondi, attorney general and woman who stresses everyone out at book club, but

stresses everyone out at book club, but

stresses everyone out at book club, but it's not worth uninviting her because

it's not worth uninviting her because

it's not worth uninviting her because that'll become a whole thing.

that'll become a whole thing.

that'll become a whole thing. Congress had a lot of serious questions

Congress had a lot of serious questions

Congress had a lot of serious questions for her about everything from ICE to

for her about everything from ICE to

for her about everything from ICE to Epstein, and I'm sure she handled them

Epstein, and I'm sure she handled them

Epstein, and I'm sure she handled them with the grace and maturity we have come

with the grace and maturity we have come

with the grace and maturity we have come to expect from the Trump administration.

to expect from the Trump administration.

to expect from the Trump administration. Are you kidding? I'm going to answer the

Are you kidding? I'm going to answer the

Are you kidding? I'm going to answer the question the way I want to answer the

question the way I want to answer the

question the way I want to answer the question. You're not going to get in the

question. You're not going to get in the

question. You're not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics. Can I finish?

gutter for her theatrics. Can I finish?

gutter for her theatrics. Can I finish? Please. I'm not being rude. She doesn't

Please. I'm not being rude. She doesn't

Please. I'm not being rude. She doesn't say how much money she took from Reed

say how much money she took from Reed

say how much money she took from Reed Hoffman. Did you? You don't tell me.

Hoffman. Did you? You don't tell me.

Hoffman. Did you? You don't tell me. >> Oh, I did tell you because we saw what

>> Oh, I did tell you because we saw what

>> Oh, I did tell you because we saw what you did in the Senate.

you did in the Senate.

you did in the Senate. >> Lawyer. Not even a lawyer. You're a

>> Lawyer. Not even a lawyer. You're a

>> Lawyer. Not even a lawyer. You're a failed politician. Hypocrite. Shame on

failed politician. Hypocrite. Shame on

failed politician. Hypocrite. Shame on you. You don't get to reclaim your time.

you. You don't get to reclaim your time.

you. You don't get to reclaim your time. Your time is up. This is so ridiculous.

Your time is up. This is so ridiculous.

Your time is up. This is so ridiculous. >> Wow.

>> Wow.

>> Wow. I mean, you could do something like that

I mean, you could do something like that

I mean, you could do something like that in Congress, but when I do it in a

in Congress, but when I do it in a

in Congress, but when I do it in a Chili's, I get banned for life.

>> To be fair though, you'd be in a bad

>> To be fair though, you'd be in a bad

>> To be fair though, you'd be in a bad mood, too, if you'd spent the last month

mood, too, if you'd spent the last month

mood, too, if you'd spent the last month redacting images of old man generals

redacting images of old man generals

redacting images of old man generals from the Epstein files, allegedly.

from the Epstein files, allegedly.

from the Epstein files, allegedly. Now, keep in mind, this is not how these

Now, keep in mind, this is not how these

Now, keep in mind, this is not how these hearings traditionally go. The attorney

hearings traditionally go. The attorney

hearings traditionally go. The attorney general used to carry some level of

general used to carry some level of

general used to carry some level of seriousness and gravitas. It's only

seriousness and gravitas. It's only

seriousness and gravitas. It's only recently that they'd spend a

recently that they'd spend a

recently that they'd spend a congressional hearing acting like a

congressional hearing acting like a

congressional hearing acting like a bratty senior who got called into the

bratty senior who got called into the

bratty senior who got called into the principal's office. Suck my dick.

principal's office. Suck my dick.

principal's office. Suck my dick. Principal Gilbert, I already got to ASU.

Principal Gilbert, I already got to ASU.

Principal Gilbert, I already got to ASU. You can eat it.

Now, look, look. Her performance upset a

Now, look, look. Her performance upset a

Now, look, look. Her performance upset a lot of people because they were hoping

lot of people because they were hoping

lot of people because they were hoping for justice for Jeffrey Epstein's

for justice for Jeffrey Epstein's

for justice for Jeffrey Epstein's victims. But for Pam Bondi, there's only

victims. But for Pam Bondi, there's only

victims. But for Pam Bondi, there's only one victim in all of this.

one victim in all of this.

one victim in all of this. >> Have you apologized to President Trump?

>> Have you apologized to President Trump?

>> Have you apologized to President Trump? Have you apologized to President Trump?

Have you apologized to President Trump?

Have you apologized to President Trump? All of you. I find it interesting that

All of you. I find it interesting that

All of you. I find it interesting that she keeps going after President Trump,

she keeps going after President Trump,

she keeps going after President Trump, the greatest president in American

the greatest president in American

the greatest president in American history. You sit here and you attack the

history. You sit here and you attack the

history. You sit here and you attack the president and I am not going to have it.

president and I am not going to have it.

president and I am not going to have it. He is the most transparent president in

He is the most transparent president in

He is the most transparent president in the nation's history. Donald Trump, the

the nation's history. Donald Trump, the

the nation's history. Donald Trump, the Dow, the Dow right now is over the Dow

Dow, the Dow right now is over the Dow

Dow, the Dow right now is over the Dow is over $50,000. I don't know why you're

is over $50,000. I don't know why you're

is over $50,000. I don't know why you're laughing.

laughing.

laughing. >> Hold on. Oh, okay. Hold up. Come. You

>> Hold on. Oh, okay. Hold up. Come. You

>> Hold on. Oh, okay. Hold up. Come. You know, if you're going to embarrass

know, if you're going to embarrass

know, if you're going to embarrass yourself on national television like

yourself on national television like

yourself on national television like that, at least win a bronze medal first.

Have you no dignity?

Have you no dignity?

Have you no dignity? No dignity. You know, there is some good

No dignity. You know, there is some good

No dignity. You know, there is some good news for Donald Trump and it comes right

news for Donald Trump and it comes right

news for Donald Trump and it comes right out of my own home state of Michigan

out of my own home state of Michigan

out of my own home state of Michigan where the state motto is, "Welcome to

where the state motto is, "Welcome to

where the state motto is, "Welcome to Michigan. We're sorry about Kid Rock."

For decades now, the only bridge between

For decades now, the only bridge between

For decades now, the only bridge between Canada and Detroit has been the

Canada and Detroit has been the

Canada and Detroit has been the Ambassador Bridge. But in Trump's first

Ambassador Bridge. But in Trump's first

Ambassador Bridge. But in Trump's first term, Canada started construction on the

term, Canada started construction on the

term, Canada started construction on the Gordy How Bridge. And Trump was so

Gordy How Bridge. And Trump was so

Gordy How Bridge. And Trump was so excited about it that he even got a

excited about it that he even got a

excited about it that he even got a little poetic.

little poetic.

little poetic. >> America is deeply fortunate to have a

>> America is deeply fortunate to have a

>> America is deeply fortunate to have a neighbor like Canada.

neighbor like Canada.

neighbor like Canada. We have before us the opportunity to

We have before us the opportunity to

We have before us the opportunity to build even more bridges

build even more bridges

build even more bridges and bridges of cooperation and bridges

and bridges of cooperation and bridges

and bridges of cooperation and bridges of commerce.

of commerce.

of commerce. >> Wow. Wow. Remember when he used to

>> Wow. Wow. Remember when he used to

>> Wow. Wow. Remember when he used to pretend to try?

At the time we were like, "Look at him

At the time we were like, "Look at him

At the time we were like, "Look at him phoning in diplomacy. Now we're like,

phoning in diplomacy. Now we're like,

phoning in diplomacy. Now we're like, "Dear God, please phone in some

"Dear God, please phone in some

"Dear God, please phone in some diplomacy."

diplomacy."

diplomacy." Anyway, the point is the bridge is

Anyway, the point is the bridge is

Anyway, the point is the bridge is almost complete, which will soon open up

almost complete, which will soon open up

almost complete, which will soon open up a public crossing that will enrich both

a public crossing that will enrich both

a public crossing that will enrich both our nations. Trump must be so excited

our nations. Trump must be so excited

our nations. Trump must be so excited for this new era of US Canadian

for this new era of US Canadian

for this new era of US Canadian friendship. This morning, President

friendship. This morning, President

friendship. This morning, President Trump threatening to block the opening

Trump threatening to block the opening

Trump threatening to block the opening of a brand new bridge between Canada and

of a brand new bridge between Canada and

of a brand new bridge between Canada and the US. I will not allow this bridge to

the US. I will not allow this bridge to

the US. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully

open until the United States is fully

open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given

compensated for everything we have given

compensated for everything we have given them or

them or

them or friendship.

friendship.

friendship. After all, what has friendship ever done

After all, what has friendship ever done

After all, what has friendship ever done for Trump other than associate him with

for Trump other than associate him with

for Trump other than associate him with the world's largest sex trafficking

the world's largest sex trafficking

the world's largest sex trafficking ring?

Still, still, Mr. President, this bridge

Still, still, Mr. President, this bridge

Still, still, Mr. President, this bridge is a winwin. Canada is paying for all of

is a winwin. Canada is paying for all of

is a winwin. Canada is paying for all of it, and they're going to share ownership

it, and they're going to share ownership

it, and they're going to share ownership with Michigan. We get a a public bridge

with Michigan. We get a a public bridge

with Michigan. We get a a public bridge instead of having to pay tolls to the

instead of having to pay tolls to the

instead of having to pay tolls to the billionaire owner of the Ambassador

billionaire owner of the Ambassador

billionaire owner of the Ambassador Bridge. Why would the president oppose

Bridge. Why would the president oppose

Bridge. Why would the president oppose that?

that?

that? >> The owner of the older Ambassador

>> The owner of the older Ambassador

>> The owner of the older Ambassador Bridge, Matthew Maroon, lobbyed the

Bridge, Matthew Maroon, lobbyed the

Bridge, Matthew Maroon, lobbyed the Trump administration on the same day the

Trump administration on the same day the

Trump administration on the same day the president unleashed his tirade about the

president unleashed his tirade about the

president unleashed his tirade about the Gordy House ban.

Gordy House ban.

Gordy House ban. Oh, I see. You were for it. Then one of

Oh, I see. You were for it. Then one of

Oh, I see. You were for it. Then one of your donors called you and you

your donors called you and you

your donors called you and you immediately turned against it. I mean,

immediately turned against it. I mean,

immediately turned against it. I mean, say what you want about Trump. He is

say what you want about Trump. He is

say what you want about Trump. He is always transparent with his corruption.

always transparent with his corruption.

always transparent with his corruption. You never have to follow the money with

You never have to follow the money with

You never have to follow the money with him. You know, the money is like, "I'm

him. You know, the money is like, "I'm

him. You know, the money is like, "I'm going to Donald Trump. I'll drop you a

going to Donald Trump. I'll drop you a

going to Donald Trump. I'll drop you a pin."

pin."

pin." >> WELL DONE, MR. JORDAN. Looks like he

>> WELL DONE, MR. JORDAN. Looks like he

>> WELL DONE, MR. JORDAN. Looks like he solved me riddle.

solved me riddle.

solved me riddle. >> I I Wait, who who said that? It is I,

>> I I Wait, who who said that? It is I,

>> I I Wait, who who said that? It is I, THE TROLL OF THE GORDIHOW BRIDGE.

THE TROLL OF THE GORDIHOW BRIDGE.

THE TROLL OF THE GORDIHOW BRIDGE. >> It seemed you solved the riddle of the

>> It seemed you solved the riddle of the

>> It seemed you solved the riddle of the bridge dispute. Give Trump a bribe and

bridge dispute. Give Trump a bribe and

bridge dispute. Give Trump a bribe and you'll have your root.

you'll have your root.

you'll have your root. >> Uh, yeah, it wasn't that hard. The

>> Uh, yeah, it wasn't that hard. The

>> Uh, yeah, it wasn't that hard. The answer with Trump is probably always a

answer with Trump is probably always a

answer with Trump is probably always a bribe.

bribe.

bribe. >> But if true, puzzle master ye be, then

>> But if true, puzzle master ye be, then

>> But if true, puzzle master ye be, then see if ye can answer these riddle three.

see if ye can answer these riddle three.

see if ye can answer these riddle three. Yeah, I I'm sorry. I actually have a

Yeah, I I'm sorry. I actually have a

Yeah, I I'm sorry. I actually have a show to do. WE'RE IN A ONE.

show to do. WE'RE IN A ONE.

show to do. WE'RE IN A ONE. >> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY. >> If two companies want profits to search,

>> If two companies want profits to search,

>> If two companies want profits to search, they'll need this in order to merge.

they'll need this in order to merge.

they'll need this in order to merge. >> If two companies want to merge, I'm

>> If two companies want to merge, I'm

>> If two companies want to merge, I'm guessing you try to give Trump a bribe.

>> Aren't you clever?

>> Aren't you clever?

>> Aren't you clever? >> No, I I I'm not. The answer is JUST

>> No, I I I'm not. The answer is JUST

>> No, I I I'm not. The answer is JUST ALWAYS GOING TO OKAY.

ALWAYS GOING TO OKAY.

ALWAYS GOING TO OKAY. If thou desires an ocean for drilling,

If thou desires an ocean for drilling,

If thou desires an ocean for drilling, only this will make Trump willing.

only this will make Trump willing.

only this will make Trump willing. >> Uh, again, I'm going to guess A BRIBE.

>> Uh, again, I'm going to guess A BRIBE.

>> Uh, again, I'm going to guess A BRIBE. >> WHAT? WHERE ARE you getting these

>> WHAT? WHERE ARE you getting these

>> WHAT? WHERE ARE you getting these answers from? Did you hack my laptop?

>> Bridge trolls have laptops.

>> Bridge trolls have laptops.

>> Bridge trolls have laptops. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. And the password is impenetrable.

>> Is the password bribe?

Riddle number three.

If a 20ear sex trafficking sentence ye

If a 20ear sex trafficking sentence ye

If a 20ear sex trafficking sentence ye face

face

face >> with this, your punishment may be

>> with this, your punishment may be

>> with this, your punishment may be erased.

erased.

erased. >> Oh wow. Yeah. You know this this is a

>> Oh wow. Yeah. You know this this is a

>> Oh wow. Yeah. You know this this is a tough one.

tough one.

tough one. >> I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MR.

>> I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MR.

>> I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MR. >> IS IT A BRIBE,

>> IS IT A BRIBE,

>> IS IT A BRIBE, >> MOTHER?

LOOK, I'm sorry.

>> Troll. Troll. Trump is just not that

>> Troll. Troll. Trump is just not that

>> Troll. Troll. Trump is just not that complicated. It's always comes down to a

complicated. It's always comes down to a

complicated. It's always comes down to a bribe. Why are you even guarding a

bribe. Why are you even guarding a

bribe. Why are you even guarding a bridge anyway?

bridge anyway?

bridge anyway? >> Because I TRIED TO BRIBE TRUMP BY buying

>> Because I TRIED TO BRIBE TRUMP BY buying

>> Because I TRIED TO BRIBE TRUMP BY buying his crypto, but then it crashed and I

his crypto, but then it crashed and I

his crypto, but then it crashed and I lost everything.

lost everything.

lost everything. >> So, I live here now.

>> So, I live here now.

>> So, I live here now. >> Oh, I you know, I'm I'm sorry. That's

>> Oh, I you know, I'm I'm sorry. That's

>> Oh, I you know, I'm I'm sorry. That's that's very sad. I know. I just like

that's very sad. I know. I just like

that's very sad. I know. I just like honestly I could really use a place to

honestly I could really use a place to

honestly I could really use a place to stay until I like get back up on my

stay until I like get back up on my

stay until I like get back up on my feet.

>> Well, good luck to you. Um,

>> Well, good luck to you. Um,

>> Well, good luck to you. Um, I guess we're done here.

I guess we're done here.

I guess we're done here. >> Not just yet. If you wish to end your

>> Not just yet. If you wish to end your

>> Not just yet. If you wish to end your bout, permit me to crush on your couch.

bout, permit me to crush on your couch.

bout, permit me to crush on your couch. >> I mean, we're not even rhyming now. You

>> I mean, we're not even rhyming now. You

>> I mean, we're not even rhyming now. You know,

know,

know, >> rhymes count.

>> rhymes count.

>> rhymes count. >> Okay. Gordy howbridge troll everyone.

>> Okay. Gordy howbridge troll everyone.

>> Okay. Gordy howbridge troll everyone. On.