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So, how was the battle?

I'm so excited for him to come over. Well, he's named Quinn.

We've been dating for like a few months now.

And so I think it's finally time for you guys to meet him. I want to keep calm

and handsome and sweet.

I'm so excited.

How'd you meet him?

I met him through Stacey.

Like, we both went to the same skating place.

He was skating, I was skating, I fell, and he picked me up. And we just, I

know, we just clicked right off the bat.

So, it was so good.

Well, as long as he treats you right. Yeah, I'm excited to meet him.

I'm not sure I'm going to improve with this guy.

Mom,

I mean, he's really cool. I promise you'll like him. He's friendly.

He doesn't... Oh.

I guess he's here.

Where'd you go get him? Okay.

Yeah, I don't know.

Oh.

Take it easy on him. Keep an open mind.

We'll see. She seems to really like him.

Yeah, she does seem happy. You're right.

I just hope he's okay with the two moms thing. She really told him he's coming

over. It's like a big surprise.

Mm -hmm. That and, like, other things.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Hey babe, how are you? Good, how are you? Good.

I'm cute.

I'm excited you're here.

Me too, I don't know.

I have something to tell you, just come here.

Okay. We kind of need to talk before you actually meet my parents.

Okay. It's not a big deal, but my parents are moms.

Wait, you have, wait, hang on.

You have more than one mom?

Yeah, I have two moms.

They're gay.

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Hey, honestly, that's great. That doesn't bother me.

I'm fully comfortable with that. I'm super, super nervous.

No, don't worry about it. That's great.

Hey, what's taking so long? Nothing.

I'm quite nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

You both look like mothers like daughters.

Hey, long time.

Hi.

You said my mom.

Wow,

you all look very similar.

In, like, a really good way.

Wow.

Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Quentin.

I'm Harry's boyfriend.

Why don't you come in?

Oh, yes, of course.

We have dinner already ready.

Okay.

So she was telling us that you work construction, is that right?

Excuse me, yes.

I do work construction. I've been working construction for three years

Wow.

So that's good to know you're pretty close to your family.

I'm still very close to my family.

I would say I'm from England, so my family just moved out here, too, about

years ago.

We're very close. We like to try and stay.

as close as possible you know very family orientated do you have a big

do have kind of a big family actually i do um my dad has two brothers and three

sisters and my mom has six brothers wow they all didn't move out here

We're a really close family ourselves.

Yeah, I'm already saying that you're really close.

So I like that.

Closer than most.

We feel like family is very important.

No, I'm saying, I think family is very important. I guess the closer you can

the better, right?

Yeah. But, yeah, the construction seems to be a really good job, right? Is it

more seasonal, or is it... No, no, no, it's all year round. I mean...

Yeah, if we get the jobs and we get the customers when they come in, I mean,

everyone needs to build something all year round, you know, so... You seem a

little nervous.

I'm sorry.

You're making all nervous.

I'm just really nervous about meeting you guys for the first time and, yeah,

take a minute for the nerves to settle.

Was it a shock when she told you about us?

Um...

No, it actually wasn't. I was a little taken back, but I think it's really

I'm glad to hear that. You guys are all so similar.

With the hairs and stuff. It's amazing.

We're very ginger family.

I guess you are.

I like you. I think that's good.

That's why he says he likes me.

Oh, I'm thirsty.

You don't eat too much, are you?

You know, I'm not that hungry.

I hope you like the pizza. You know, it's one of the favorite restaurants we

like. Yeah, the pizza's great.

It's really interesting.

So what are your, like,

goals? Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, my goals, my goals, goals, goals, goals.

Goals are just to be, yeah, the goals are just to keep

a successful business, you know, run a successful, that's a successful

I think I've said that a few times.

Successful. Yeah, successful business.

Yeah. Do you have any, like, family goals? Do you want to have a family?

Yeah. Well, yeah, family goals, well, kids someday, we talked about that,

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, so,

Yeah, we want our family one day, and that will just be one of those things

that, like, when we decide that that's something that we're going to do,

then... You feeling kind of funny?

I'm okay. You're acting really weird. It's just really hot. I just need to

of me some more.

Babe, you need to get yourself on the bed.

Therapist? No, I'm kidding. Oh.

I think...

What were we talking about? Yeah, the kids, family, we talked about that,

Yeah, yeah. We talked about the kids, yeah, we talked about the kids, but we

talked about that one more time.

Yeah, so, yeah, we want our family one day, and that will just be one of those

things that, like, when we decide that that's something that we're going to

do, then... You feeling kind of funny?

It's okay, you're acting really weird. It's just really hot, I just need to

think of me some more.

Babe, do you need me to get you something? Mm -hmm.

Therapist? No, I'm kidding.

I think... What were we talking about again? The kids, family, we talked about

that, right?

We talked about the kids, yeah, we talked about the kids, but we talked

that one more time.

Are you playing a game with me, Scott?

Mom!

I didn't want to be rude. That's what was going on. I didn't want to say

anything. I was trying to be polite.

Babe, you should have the fuck, babe.

What? Are you cheating on me? I don't know who's funny. I

don't know what is going on. I'm not kidding.

Wait, wait, wait. Tell me what?

We said we were a really close family.

Very close.

And we knew you didn't know what that meant.

Close?

We like to share.

Like to share.

Everything.

Appetizers. Hot dogs and popsicles.

I guess you have to lay it out. We're not just lesbians.

We're bisexual.

And we share everything.

Even men.

Especially men. With your moms, you share.

How do we know if you're any good? Yeah. You have to get our approval, right?

We have to all test ride you.

Like the whole try before you buy kind of thing? Yeah.

Let's give you a test ride.

What? Now?

Yes.

Look,

the area is a standstill. Perfect. Perfect.

Okay.

You have really talented toes.

Sit down.

Okay.

This looks so much like a zombie land.

But with gorgeous women. Oh my god.

Are you sure this is like, this happens?

Are you sure?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Warm them on breath.

Wow, this is really happening.

This is really happening.

Oh my god.

You always look so good with a dick in your mouth.

Good girl.

You've learned a lot.

You try it, mom.

This is a dream. A fucking incredible dream.

Orange dream. Can

you just marry me now?

Of course.

Oh my god.

It was nice. You were right.

Told you.

Did you mention my name?

We need a titty fast food.

I love you guys

too!

Well, I think I'm naked. I think you all should get naked, too. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

You can try it out. Who wants to go first?

Me? Okay.

Right there, baby.

Where am I going? Come here, right over here.

Okay.

Oh!

I don't know what to do. You guys are going to have to show me. I've not

had this many people before.

Especially this many.

Redheads. Yes, this many redheads.

You know how we are, baby.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to call this fucking bell. Oh, no.

Baby.

I want to see you on him.

You're going to tell him that? Yeah.

Are you going to tell him his face?

Oh, yes, ma 'am.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's what we like.

Yes, fuck your pussy.

That's pretty. That's a little pussy.

Oh, baby, I want to see your titties bounce right up. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's going to be

tight.

Oh, that is terrible. That is terrible.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Hands up.

Screw this thing back.

Yeah, there you go.

How do you want it?

You know I like to say my best.

Oh,

it's

a tight pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Don't worry we'll clean it and put it right back in.

You get that side?

Open wide.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck! That was so fucking good.

Get a nice and wet for me.

I don't know how much of that, but all that spit in you.

Yeah, just like...

You better make my wife scream.

I don't know if we can hear you down there.

I'm surprised,

my love.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

so deep. Yeah.

What the heck, you guys? This always happens.

What always happens?

Whenever I bring a guy over, they always fucking hug him.

Every fucking time. We're just trying to make sure he's right for you. Test them

out, that's all.

It's been your best interest.

This is every freaking time.

How am I doing? Am I doing alright?

Yeah, give it to her.

Oh my god.

There we go.

Roll over like you love us.

Make sure you make her come.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

We're just all lined up for you.

Yeah.

We can line it all up, right?

Let's line it up.

You want to line it up? Mm -hmm.

Line it up. Whoa.

I've got something special planned for you, your dessert.

Oh.

Oh, wow, wow.

You know, a family that stacks together, shares together.

I like this.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

The more we rock, the more he suffers.

I'm like fucking her mom. Okay, I'll do this one. I'll go get this boy in there.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, yeah.

There's my puppy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

How hard is he like that?

Oh, my God. It's really nice to see you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, good job, baby.

Oh,

fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

You got really wet.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my knees right in your vagina.

Here we go.

Oh, I like that pig's weave.

You guys are like in the bath.

No. No.

Thank you.

Yeah, you do.

Oh yeah, there we go.

Have you heard of the human scent?

On your back. On your back.

No, on your back. Turn on this back like this. Yes, there we go.

Turn this way.

Mother, turn the other way.

Mother, you're the best.

I like that.

Yeah, yeah.

My daughter's turning into a DJ.

Three gingers and a cock.

It's like you've got the handler and then the suckies.

Oh, fuck. It's fucking hot.

No, no.

I like your pussy.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my

God. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes. Look at my fucking foot.

Oh my god, it's just me. Yes, yes, yes, rub it, rub it, rub it.

There we go. Take turns.

You take one and I'll take the other.

Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Taste.

Why do you think you taste so good?

Drive it off. Jerk that fucking dick.

Now he's your guy.

He's my man after all.

I'll just warm him up, but you have to jerk him off.

Can we just share?

All over our faces.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Well, put your heads together.

Well, this was a fucking unexpected but great day.

Wait till the boys at the construction site hear about this.