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I am so excited for you to meet my boyfriend today. I know.

I'm so happy, too. You've been, like, raving over him. I know. He's so great.

I kind of think he might be, like, a little in love. I don't know.

So happy for you.

Is he coming? Like, he's coming, like, in a minute, right? Yeah, like, he

be here, like, any time. He's on his way. That's so good. We're, like, both.

I'm happy I recently found someone, too.

You did?

Yes. Why didn't you tell me?

It's just fairly new, and I don't know. I can already start feeling the sparks,

though. Yeah. Yes. He's super sweet.

He loves to give me gifts.

And he works at a jewelry shop.

And I don't know. Like, I just feel the butterflies.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's so sweet. I'm so happy for you, babe.

Thanks. What else? Tell me more about him, though. Like, I want to know.

Well, there's really nothing much. He lives around here. We're close by.

That's good.

Just makes me feel like the most special girl in the world.

His name's Tommy.

I don't know. I just feel like it's the one.

His name is Tommy, huh?

Mm -hmm.

He, like...

A little older?

Yeah, he is.

You know, I like him like that.

Right, right. Yeah, me too. Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me just recap this.

His name is Tommy.

He's a little older.

Yeah. He works at the jewelry shop.

And he lives nearby.

Okay, that's interesting.

But yeah, why?

What's wrong with that?

Whoa.

Because it sounds like you're describing my boyfriend.

Wait. Your boyfriend's name's Tommy?

Yeah. I didn't know this. Wait.

Your Tommy works at a jewelry shop, too?

Yeah. And he's older?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, okay, wait.

Are we dating the same guy?

Are we? Is he playing us?

I don't know. What the fuck?

Loki kind of fucked up.

No, seriously.

He's supposed to be coming in any minute. Like, what are we supposed to do

whenever he sees both of us here?

I don't fucking know.

What if it's not, though? Like, what if it's just a coincidence?

Maybe just a crazy coincidence.

Maybe. I don't know. I guess it's me. I don't know.

Oh, fuck you.

Hey,

baby.

Hi. How are you?

I'm so good. Come on in.

I'm so glad I got to see you today. Yeah, it's really nice.

I love it. It's so fun. No, you're fun.

Yeah. I miss you.

I miss you. You know work. It's just pretty busy.

Yeah. Sorry I gotta go away.

Oh, that's okay.

I know you love me.

Oh my god, I love you so much. You're the most important person in my life

now. Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you.

Anyway,

I'm super glad you were able to come over today because I wanted you to meet

friend. My best friend. I love meeting your friend.

Yeah, here she is actually.

Oh my god, yeah? Hey babe.

Why?

What? No!

Hi! So great to meet you, but this isn't our first time meeting each other, is

it?

No! I don't think it is.

Do you care to explain what's going on? I'm really fucked right now.

Oh my god, I'm starting to cry.

Are you crying?

Yeah, I should go.

No!

you know, fuck, you explained to me that I was the best one yesterday.

Oh, just yesterday?

Yeah. Because you were our, were our, were

our, we, you were our, am, and still, and you are also, and the

thing is, I just love.

the both of you so much and I didn't want to give it up. I think what we

should do is test that.

Let's find out who's the best. Let's find out who's the best. Do you have

How is that going to happen?

I mean, you thought you could share us. I did.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Why don't we share you?

Yeah.

That's perfect. That's a good plan.

You can just share you and see who's the best.

Really? Yeah. Why don't you just lay back there, buddy?

No one's going to stab me, right?

No. No, you're not getting stabbed. No?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm excited, but a little scared. You could be. I should be. You should be

pretty scared. You like being scared.

Are you sure you both want to do this?

Oh yeah, I'm so positive. I mean, we have to find out who's best, right? I

you're right.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, you guys look so good kissing, honestly.

Right? We're a great couple.

Oh, let me see you go.

Oh,

God. Okay.

Just like that.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, gosh.

I feel so guilty about all.

You do spit a lot.

That's cool. And you're great with your hands.

Watch her suck your fucking dick.

Yeah, you like that?

She goes in so fucking deep. Look at her pretty mouth just rattling around that

fucking cock.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. I'm so confused.

Oh, wow.

No, you're right.

What corner should I be in? Oh, this corner, that corner, anywhere.

I'll be in the corner if you just outline the space.

Check it out there.

Ooh, ooh, coming off.

Ooh, that looks so good.

That looks great in that, babe.

You like them?

Absolutely.

Go back to your corner. I don't know what we're having fun. I'm only going to

watch.

Oh, this is torture.

Tearing me apart.

I think

I've learned

my lesson. Have you?

Yeah, I want to make sure.

I am pleased.

Can I please make up for my mistake?

How are you going to do it? I will eat, ask,

and pursue.

He flicks your dick.

I think he might pee. It would be horrible.

Oh, my.

Oh,

my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

That's what I thought.

I think it's about your turn, huh?

I've been putting in a lot of emotions.

Well, I totally understand.

I don't want to go down on you. I don't want to chew

out.

This moment. Can we just move to the edge a little?

To the edge? Yeah. Fucking all.

Yes, yes, yes

Thank you so much.

or whatever you want.

Fucking what?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

I've got to be honest. I can't decide who's the best girlfriend.

And I'm so torn by that.

Is there any chance tomorrow we could do this again? Because I really want to

make sure.

Oh, hell no. No, no. We already decided, I think.

Yeah, we know who's best. And it's just definitely not you.

Yeah. So if you could leave now.

You lost this bone.

Bye. Bye bye.

Get out.