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Show me as much as you can. Yes, hip across.

On action.

Jason, you turn on music on action and make it loud.

And any day on the talk, the person is talking back to me.

Everybody is pleased, quiet.

Otherwise, me, I don't guarantee you that. When the song is over, everybody,

applause will break out. We all applaud.

And she's going to do it. And then she's going to do her lines.

You guys pretend to play, but you don't play.

Do your movements, but no sound.

You know what? Add action.

We start off.

The bar.

And actually, she's going to start singing. We're going to bend to the

where she's singing.

Here's what I want to do, okay?

Coverage -wise, we're going to stay low on her as much as possible. The whole

thing low at one time. Then we're going to come in handheld.

Give me all kinds of moves.

And then we'll come in, one tight shot.

And so we'll play with each other.

Okay. Okay? You get it, man.

And action.

Cool. Sing and dance. Spin on your head.

Uh -huh.

Okay.

I'd like to get some shots of your ass. And give me some ass movement.

Don't worry, I got plenty.

I know, but let's get that first.

No music, just cut it out.

Okay, give me the music. I'll give you the beat.

I'll be right back. I just have to go to the hotel and get something that I

forgot. Okay, I'll be right back.

I'm not going to suck your dick.

That's fine.

But darling, if you want to... You go, you go.

That's fine, but I'll leave you with the rest.

Okay, and?

Action.

I'm not going to suck your dick.

That's fine.

But darling, if you want to run with the big dogs, you've got to take it like a

bitch. This isn't one of your little jerk -off movies. This is the big time.

You're an asshole.

Maybe. But if you want to be the next Julia in this town, you're going to have

to sleep with the enemy at some point in your pathetic little career.

Look, and for the singles?

Yes.

And then that's when I met talk show host... Jerry Finger.

Not my brightest moment.

And then that's when I met talk show host Jerry Finger.

Not my brightest moment.

I was the talk of the town, but no one was talking about my talent.

I was still at square one.

I was the

talk of the town, but nobody was

talking about my talent.

I was still at square one.

Cut. Scene 31.

Okay. How do you want me to say this?

Tejano. Tejano.

Tejano. Tejano.

Tejano. That's how I would say it.

Tejano.

Tejano. Tejano.

Tejano. Tejano. Tejano.

Tejano. Tejano.

Tejano.

He's going to do the panning up thing, and then I'm going to turn and look at

him, just because it's really slanted.

Does it stop yet?

Yeah.

This is the hard one. The one after I say record.

Yeah, I guess not. I knew he was for real. I knew he saw me as an artist.

Close -up of your lips going, so you can look anywhere you want.

Okay. I'm so busy with the hand.

By the way, you laugh or something.

I'll just be like... Yeah, that's good. Okay.

A little action.

I'll be like... Good, yeah.

Okay. Rolling.

And... Action.

It was whack. I hated the thought of Muff Daddy and Joe.

And with my career really taking off, the last thing I needed was to be linked

to a criminal trial. Your asshole likes my chair. I haven't seen you...

There you go, Jason.

It's not even about Joel. It's about Joel's penis.

Joel, you're not over the penis.

That's all I want to be. You're nothing. That is my entire meaning of my

existence. That's all I want to be. You're just a fucking dick. Can

we start, Terry?

Yeah, you can start. You can practice.

I'll get messed up when I have to.

Because when I start, I don't stop.

If I start sucking, it'll be a different movie.

Only if we put it on camera.

Set the camera off. Close your eyes. You'll never know. Yeah, right.

Maybe the whiskers might throw you off.

so you're able to do that.

Yeah, that's perfect.

The

balls.

Okay.

How about this?

That's art, baby.

That's art?

Oh,

man.

Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I love you too.

Oh, that sweet fucking pussy's coming all the way here. Come see what it is.

Come see what it does.

Yeah. Oh.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Smack that ass, Joe.

I can't hear you. I'm sorry.

Smack that ass.

Amen.

Fuck me? Yeah.

That's it.

Christy?

Yeah, she looks so good.

Fuckin' like Christy? Yes.

Watch my ass up in jail. Fuckin' good.

That's it.

open thing.

Come on, that's it.

Really? Yeah, come on.

That's it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, over there. Suck on the pussy.

This is short. I would like to shoot it less strongly.

Less strongly. One shot.

Too much?

This is no need for coverage.

It's not keeping it really close.

You'll be fine with that. Are you ready, Jason?

We just need something.

I'm telling you.

I just need something.

Hey, Rolly.

All right. Quiet, everyone.

We have speed.

And... Action.

You know, I want us to see more of each other.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Why don't you take off your pants?

That's not what I mean.

We need to talk.

Kate, we've been through this before.

I know.

an astronaut and everything, and you need your space.

But I want to feel like our relationship is moving forward. I feel like you're

keeping me at a distance.

Is there someone else?

Kate, you know how important the astronaut program is, okay?

I can't put stuff on hold for you all the time.

You understand?

Fellow American, I would think you would understand us.

I do.

I know. I'm sorry.

How about I show you the big difference, huh?

Cut. Cut. Cut.

Cut. Cut.

Helen.

Yeah. Your phone keeps ringing.

I'm okay with it. Is it all right here?

I don't have it.

Does it look good to you?

You know what? There's one thing I want you to do. William, I'm going to do a

close -up of that long line.

You can pause a little bit.

The right case is, you know how important the space program is to the

I can't put it on hold.

Every time you need to be held, it's a miracle that space program is done.

Hey, Asher, we're rolling.

Man, Asher.

Wrong way.

Kate, you know how important the astronaut program is?

Okay. I can't put it on hold every time we need to be held. We'll do it again.

It's the space program.

And action.

Kate, do you know how important the space program is?

I can't put it on hold every time we need to be held.

As a fellow American, I think you'd understand.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

How about I tell you to be different?

Julie,

you okay for a finger in your butt?

No.

Oh, thank you.

Didn't end them a journey.

We don't... Stop

that car, baby.

Give me a car, baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh God.

Yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, God, damn.

Oh, yes. Oh, my God, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, God. Yes.

Oh. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

That's it.

That's it.

Goddamn. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Reverse, Jason.

Oh, God damn!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

God damn.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, it's so wet.

You give me that fucking heartache. Oh, God damn.

Oh, dear.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, God. Yeah.

Yeah. That's it. That's it, baby.

Oh, that's it. That's it. Oh, God. That's it. Yes. Yes. Let me comb my

yeah. Let me comb my hair.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

You can stop now, though.

I digressed a little bit there.

You know what?

Just let me talk. Okay.

Tell me what to do.

Yes, please.

Yes. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh,

God. Oh, shit.

Oh, God damn.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

I asked you, what is going on here?

Nothing!

Obadiah, I asked you what is going on here.

Nothing. What is that in your hand?

It's a camcorder.

It fell from the sky, Daddy.

This is from the outside world. It does not belong in our home.

Action.

What is that in your hand?

It's a camcorder.

It fell from the sky, Daddy.

This is from the outside world. It does not belong in our home.

There will be consequences in the morning. Now, gents, get in the house.

Go! Now!

What's all the commotion going on in here, Dr. Ryan?

Ah, you know, I think the kids are just playing with the camcorder.

Well,

the barn's pretty romantic.

So what's going on?

Ah, you know.

Let's get off the show.

We're done, right? We're out of business.

I was on the other side.

Right, right.

Let's get back.

What?

Deliver the line the way it's written.

Okay? Which one?

The one, oh, you know how kids are today, Claudia. Oh, no.

Well, the bar sure looks nice. They're romantic.

What were they doing with it? What were they doing with it instead of in here?

No, but the first part of the line as well.

Jason, stop moving because I'm getting fucking dizzy.

Sorry, madam.

What's all the commotion going on in here, Zachariah?

Nothing. The kids just got hold of the pancora.

Well, the barn sure looks nice.

Pretty romantic.

What were they going to do with it?

I've had, you know, kids nowadays, it's all about sex and being sneaky.

You know, try and teach them about discipline and morality and scripture.

I just don't know what to do.

Well, we want someone like that before we go married.

You know, babe.

The line is, it's not your fault, Zachariah. We were the same way before

married. It's just a phase.

They'll grow out of it. And that's it.

It's not your fault, Zachariah.

We were once like that before we were married.

They're just kids. They're faves. They'll grow out of it.

Yeah, I sure hope so.

Now get on over here and let me eat that filthy asshole, you dirty Amish whore.

It's just a fave.

They'll grow out of it.

Yeah, I sure hope so.

Why don't you get on over here?

Let me eat that dirty ass while you still be on it for a while.

Oh, yeah.

Try to get deeper in there.

I can use that to set up a snake.

No.

Yeah, just, you know, give me a third of that light.

I think that'll work.

Perfect.

It's time to eat that filthy Amish asshole.

Amateur asshole?

No, Amish.

Amateur Amish asshole.

Sorry, I woke you up. It's okay. No, it's good. Can we have a little lube,

please? Yeah, it's such a good day.

Oh, fuck.

Look at that pussy saw. Oh, fuck yeah, baby. All the way to my balls.

This is what I'm really concerned about. If he's okay, then it's okay, you know.

Because, you know, guys... Are you okay?

I don't know.

You got it, Jason.

You know, Jason, what you do, listen.

Get half a minute here, and then he might as well get some cable.

Get those, like, nerve things where it feels like he's picking it for a second.

You know, half a minute, half a minute hardcore, and I'll tell you when we have

enough, then you go.

Get whatever the fuck you can with the camera on. Okay, let's shoot whatever we

need to get right now because it's real hot. I don't need to write this second

because he's shooting over my shoulder. I can't.

You're fucking me so hard.

Man, I'm fucking you so hard.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I see you looking at me.

Yeah, geez.

You just have your balls again there, killing it.

Yeah. Oh, it's deep.

That's good. Oh, I love that. I love that.

Yeah. Oh, I love that. It's deep in my head.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Just like that. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah, I do.

Oh,

yeah.

Keep it open.

Keep it open.

Kick that ass.

Look at that. Keep it.

Oh, look at that.

Okay. Rotate.

You got wheels? You're rolling.

You're rolling.

And action.

The FBI.

I need to ask you a few questions regarding the incident that occurred

morning at the Chipps gas station.

It wasn't an incident.

You're fucked.

Is there a law against that now?

We're not as concerned with the fucking as we are with the phenomenon that seems

to be causing all the fucking.

Your cooperation can help us understand what we're dealing with here.

Do you know anything about carnal cults, Ms. Crane? Puzzles, if you will?

So we don't talk about it.

Miss Crane.

I'm no longer going by that name.

I'm fucking Richard McCullough.

Miss Crane, I know you're infected with nympholeptomy.

It's running through your veins right now as we speak.

Making you flush.

Raising your body temperature.

Making you horny.

Hmm.

Because that's expected.

That's expected.

No, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no,

no.

Let's get them wet before action.

And then see whatever comes out, comes out.

Or you can just lay them down and see them smear.

Okay, that's good too.

Take your panties off. Can I get some water?

Yes.

Water? What's going on?

The properties are so wet. They're just dripping wet.

Oh, baby.

Here, I'm going to give you a shot of the baby.

Before I make you eat these.

I guess we're going to do that right now. Right now. Right now. Let's go.

up.

Watch yourself kill me.

The words, come on, the words.

Show me.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ready? Okay, rotate.

My back is stuck to the leg. Okay. Action.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Don't stop doing that.

Yes. Oh, baby, yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Yes, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, Jerry, enough of that ass with the fingers.

I can do cock, but fingernails and stuff is not working.

So come on, show me fuck up.

Yes. Yeah.

Deeper. Suck it. Yeah.

Awesome.

Spit all over that fucking cock.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

I would be much more okay going there than having you go there.

No,

I won't. I'm afraid of heights. I won't even go by the edge. So forget it.

That's sexy, Jerry.

I don't know.

Yeah, I don't want to turn up. Yeah, let's have a look.

Here,

I'll just pretend like I'm punching down.

I'll just stick out my butt and crouch down.

You better guess.

Then I run up to her like, people are dying to know more about you.

Let them die. You don't mean that.

I know about Kaltar and his church.

I'm working on exposing him.

I could be a very valuable ally to you.

Stay away from Kaltar.

They're looking for another one.

Another virgin.

He could use me in fate.

Okay. I didn't know anything, you know.

I've got

another

one.

Come on, actually, Ken.

Troy Podsky.

I can't get three more guys.

Be careful. Be careful.

The skirt is not solid. It's not right.

Yeah,

careful with the skirt.

I'm rubbing my ass because it hurts from sitting on that styrofoam.

Hurt my butt, look.

She pulls out her red nose.

Oh, my God.

Hurt me.

What?

Looks like the cover of Testament. I know.

It's from this.

The cover of Testament. Practice what you preach.

Ready?

Roll tape.

And action.

Good luck.

Okay. Oh, shit.

See how far deep you can go. Yeah.

Get out of your way.

You got it? Got it.

No, that's a real one.

Well, you have to have one real one.

That's a great... Okay, I'm going to need you to stand up.

This is no joke.

That's right.

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

Daddy? Daddy?

Look, can you follow me under your knee? Is that possible?

Yeah, it was beautiful.

I need this.

Keep going.

Get out of the way so I can get it. Please.

I'll be very brief.

That's it, Bobby.

A little more fell. A little more fell. Hold it.

Getting hard or soft, Jason?

We're doing this one hard. I don't know why. So I better put it in her ass or

kick it in her pussy. All right, now make it soft. All right, now make it

There you go. Now you got it.

No, no, wait, Jason.

Now, show her he's going to strike her.

And you grab his hand. No, no, no.

Jason.

Jason, what I want you to do, I want your kick to go like this.

Jay,

hold on. Jay, your shadow's in the middle of your ear. No, she's sitting

there. It ain't my shadow you're looking at. Yes, it is.

Are you okay?

Show me where you're going.

Okay,

go. Let's go.

That's right.

Come on. Let's go.

Hold on to her.

I'll be here.

I'm late.

And action.

No, back to what?