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The time is the near future.
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The year is 2023, Tokyo.
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Internationalization
and distribution expand.
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As society evolves...
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...the dark side of society
also continues to evolve.
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As crimes increase in ingenuity...
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...and organized crime
becomes more widespread...
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...peace and order
deteriorate steadily.
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Judging the situation serious,
the current government...
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...decides to introduce
an epoch-making system.
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They organize an excessive
measures police team...
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...as a special
criminal countermeasure.
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This minority elite police team...
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...will respond quickly to
the demands of the common citizen...
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...and resolve situations with brevity.
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They are called the Special
Anti-Crime Team, "Warriors."
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And this is it.
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The Mr. Cat of total defense.
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With one of these you can
shut out all kinds of bad luck.
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It's the ultimate good luck item.
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Ordinarily it's 750,000 yen...
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...but for you, I'll offer
the special price of 500,000.
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No, no... there's no need to thank me.
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If I pull some strings,
this is an easy task.
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It's for your sake,
and your sake alone.
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Not you, too!
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Whadda ya mean, you have something
important to discuss with me?!
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Whadda ya mean,
a love just for me?!
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When I look at myself and how I took
three hours to get my hair just right...
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...and how I collected
pamphlets for the ceremony...
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I feel so miserable,
pathetic, and stupid...
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...that I want to cry
from the bottom of my heart!!
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Who told you
you could have a nap?!
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I'm not finished with
what I have to say to you!
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Hey, you, stand up!
I told you to stand up!!
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Rio Senpai is... Rio Senpai is...
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Stand up! Stand up! Hey, hey, hey!
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Say... Wh-What should we do?
How should we handle this?
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What the hell!? Don't nap right now!!
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Danger. Don't turn around.
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What're you lookin' at?!
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Meow...
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Hey, stand up already!
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See?
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The tempura horoscope said
I would be in kiss heaven...
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...that my romance forecast
was the best today!
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Tequila!
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That's what I said!
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Why 500,000 yen?!
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Tequila!
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It's from the customer over there.
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Are you free after this?
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Y-Yes...
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Now you can become
one with the cosmos!
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- Galaxy...
- For a trifling 500,000 yen.
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Galaxy...
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Don't muck with me!!
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Oh, Rio Senpai did it again.
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I told you not to watch!
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Whadda ya mean,
rocket fortune telling?!
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Whadda ya mean, V-II?!
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Watch where you're...
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I'm so sorry. A-Are you all right?
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Y-Yes.
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Ah, Rio Senpai...!
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Don't watch!
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Isn't it amazing?
Isn't it hard?
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It's all because of
the Love-H Dumbbell...
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Whadda ya mean, love?!
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As long as you have this,
you too can have a nice body!
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Whadda ya mean,
"be one with the cosmos"?
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Now give it a try.
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Can you buy that stuff
for 500,000 yen...?
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That's right.
Your muscle will build up right away.
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Argh! This sucks!
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Everyone's trying to take me!
Everyone!!
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Everyone sucks, sucks, sucks!
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I don't care if everything
is destroyed!
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The entire world can go to hell
in a handbasket for all I care!
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Love-H, Love-H...
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One, Two...
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With the power you get from the
Love-H Dumbbell, clamp onto men...
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Love-H Dumbbell, it's...
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I repeat to all citizens...
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Under no circumstances
should you go outdoors...
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...and wait for instructions
from the government.
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I repeat...
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Under no circumstances
should you go outdoors...
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...and wait for instructions
from the government.
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What do you believe is
the target of this flying saucer?
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This is...
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Back to sleep, back to sleep...
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Captain, what should we do?
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Okay, try shooting at it!
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Hmm...?
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Keep it down.
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Yay! Yay!
This is totally so much fun!
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It's sooo out there!
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Isn't this thing dangerous?
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Yeah!
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Move it!
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Well, yeah, I told the world
to go to hell, but still...
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That doesn't mean
you have to listen to me.
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METRO POLICE SECTION 8 BRANCH
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Nobody's here?
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You're late, Rio.
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Oh, I'm sorr--
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Head Chief... Naruo?
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What on earth are you
supposed to be dressed up as?
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Oh, come on.
What are you talking about?
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This is the uniform of
Cosmos Police Section 8 Branch...
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...protectors of order
in outer space and peace on Earth.
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Huh? Cosmos?
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Anyway, setting that aside...
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R-Right...
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That dress is... truly...
Yes... it's truly sexy.
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Oops!
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Naturally, you look awesome
no matter what you wear, but still...
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Uh, no, I...
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I was in a hurry...
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Oh! More importantly, the saucers!
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The flying saucers are here.
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I know, never mind.
After all, I have a career.
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Huh?
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Whether the Prime Minister
is assassinated...
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...or we're attacked
by flying saucers...
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...I will never have
to take responsibility.
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Oh...
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Setting that aside...
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Let's discuss something
more important...
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Yes...
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Let's discuss our future together.
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Oh...
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Rio...
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I... happen to be in a hurry.
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No, you don't.
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This time I will not let you
get away without an answer.
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I'm sorry, but if you'll excuse me...!
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Isn't this the saucer's...?!
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Byu.
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Byu...?
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Byu-byu!
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Byu, byu...
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That mark...
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That means he's being
controlled... right?
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No-career...
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Byu! Byu! Byu!
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Bigyu!
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Bikyu!
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Space Girl...
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Maya!
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Byu! Byu! Bigyu!
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That's embarrassing.
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Space Gun!
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Holy cow.
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I merely stunned them.
Don't worry.
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Now hurry, the captain is waiting.
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Hey, aren't you embarrassed
wearing that outfit?
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Why would I be?
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Rio Kinezono,
reporting as ordered.
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Good work.
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Huh?
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U-Um... Not you too, Captain...?
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Is something wrong?
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No, it's nothing.
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As of today, the flying saucer
incident has been classified...
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...as a Special S-Class felony.
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In other words, it's been
designated as a Warriors case.
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What? Really, ma'am?
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Whether the felons are
terrorists or space invaders...
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...or people from another dimension...
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...it is the mission of the Warriors
to exterminate anything...
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...that threatens
the safety of the citizens.
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Well, yes, that's true...
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But, you know... there are a few
things I need to ask you about...
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Like who or what they are.
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And like what Maya's doing...
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...in this admittedly incredible
but overdone armor...
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In what way?
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Their identity is under investigation.
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That armor is the latest equipment
that was developed...
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...in top secret
for such an emergency.
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What? What!?
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I'm sorry,
but the situation can't wait.
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Lilica is already working on it.
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Officer Kinezono, I want you
to head out to intercept.
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What!?
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I-Intercept?
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Do you have an objection?
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No, I don't mind
going out to intercept...
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But... this outfit...?
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Yes?
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We have a special suit
just for you.
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W-Wait just a minute.
Wait a minute, please!
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Wait!! I said wait! Hey!
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For those who are defenseless.
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Darn...
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E.S.P.!
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They're coming.
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Let me out!
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Let me out of here!
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A-Are we finished?
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Oh! What should we do?
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Rio, I'm leaving it to you.
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What?
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Biyu!!
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Rio!
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Pink!
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Holy cow, it's a lady cop!
And her Panties!
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00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:20,550
It's amazing, but I'm not
very happy about it!
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Me, too!
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00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:25,880
Mama, is that Ultra Ma? Ultra Ma?
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Don't look at it!
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Tentacle Play!
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00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,900
Rio Senpai, hold on!
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Rio can only operate for a total of
three minutes on the planet's surface.
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What?! Really?! No way...
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I'm lying.
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I'm -I'm... out of energy.
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00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,610
Biyu!?
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Rio Crush!
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Byuyuyuyu...!
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What!?
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- I can't breathe!
- Don't look!
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N-Nooooooo...!!
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00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,430
That's it! Don't flinch! Fire! Fire!!
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Huh...? A dream?
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00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:14,080
What are you doing?
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You can tell without asking.
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Leave me alone.
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I've become utterly and thoroughly
confused as to why I'm alive.
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Isn't there even the tiniest little
good thing coming my way?
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Vitamin Drink
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Huh? Huh?
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My treat.
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Thanks...
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Yubi de tsukutta pisutoru
senaka ni ateta
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Honto no kimochi kotaenasai
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Suki ni naru kamoshirenai
kizuiteru kuseni
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Yasashiku suruno
Mi-Hi-Tsu no koi desho
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Yume no naka no (milky dream)
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Anata wa dare? (sugar babe)
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Dame... (honey juice)
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Naichai sou yo
(don't make me shed tears, darling)
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Mune no oku ni (candy pray)
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Kakushite ita akogare dake
(parfait amour)
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Ubau nante... sore dake nante
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Zenbu ja nakya ai janai wa
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Sou yo, love or unlimited
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Gyutte daite...
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Amai kisu de mezame sasete
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This is the ultimate invincible
main character, Maya.
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I realize this is sudden, but I will sing
you a song of the sea. One, Two...
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The sea... wide. Too salty.
The sea... deep.
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Jellyfish in the fall.
The sea... The sea...
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Occasionally corpses wash up
on the beach, the sea...
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The end. Well, see you next week.
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