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The time is the near future.

The year is 2023, Tokyo.

Internationalization and distribution expand.

As society evolves...

...the dark side of society also continues to evolve.

As crimes increase in ingenuity...

...and organized crime becomes more widespread...

...peace and order deteriorate steadily.

Judging the situation serious, the current government...

...decides to introduce an epoch-making system.

They organize an excessive measures police team...

...as a special criminal countermeasure.

This minority elite police team...

...will respond quickly to the demands of the common citizen...

...and resolve situations with brevity.

They are called the Special Anti-Crime Team, "Warriors."

Huh?

Huh!

Ah!

Coming up next, the sneak thief strikes again.

Serial Sneak Thief

At midnight last night, in Nakamura, Nerima district...

...there was a rash of sneak thief incidents.

Horoscope

The total damages, including cash and credit cards...

...apparently are in excess of 10,000,000 yen.

Ladies Ace

- Yellow, huh? - What on earth...

...are the police doing about it anyway?

Hm?

Another series of incidents? Where's the police?

There have been 40 robberies today alone...

...and they have yet to even come up with a good plan of attack...

I ask you, is this sloppy or what?!

Today's lucky sign... SAGITTARIUS

Today the most lucky person is you, Sagittarius!

Be active in decision-making for good luck!

Your lucky color is yellow!

I knew it was yellow!

The Spring-y me is definitely yellow!!

TODAY for sure something good will happen!

There must be something good that will happen to me for sure! Yahoo!

STOP

Um, excuse me, but I got involved in a little emergency...

...on the way there that I had to stop for.

What? A written apology? Late is still late? Oh, come on...

There, there... Don't cry.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Uh, hello? Chief?! Hello??

Come on, don't cry. I'll take you to your mommy, okay?

So tell me your name and stuff, okay?

Mr. Policeman!!

That's strange...

Today's supposed to be a day full of happy yellow luck.

Is that true?

Of course!

The newspaper, magazine...

...and TV horoscopes all agree that luck comes in yellow!

Their opinions are already wrong.

No, no... The day has only just begun!

Maybe it's a form of luck that the traffic department...

...was short of personnel, sending me out here like this.

I'm positive it's a link to a wonderful encounter.

And I think...

It'll start like this...

And proceed to this...

I love you. I want you to make Miso soup for me every morning.

Let's get hitched.

And then, end up at this!

This is a day of happy marriage mambo!

You really skip details.

Oh!

Oh?!

Hi there.

Huh?

Well, it was about 30% accurate.

Time remaining: 12 hours, 45 minutes, and 32 seconds.

Ow!

METRO POLICE SECTION 8 BRANCH

That's right! That's all there is to it!

The problem is, I still don't have enough yellow!

I need more and more yellow.

I need it to make my lucky day shine.

- Whatever you say. - Whatever you say.

So that's why you're having an omelette?

You really have it rough every day.

Hmm?

May I have a moment of your time?

Excuse me, but what's the big idea?

Actually, I don't know what you're talking about...

Don't play dumb with me.

If you think you can pull the wool over my eyes, you're gravely mistaken.

What?

So you're going to pretend nothing's going on to the end, are you?

Fine. Then I'll make it perfectly clear.

That would help.

Listen!

Yuji is not the type who will grovel his life away to a lower cop like you...

That's right.

He isn't appropriate for a no-career duck-in-a-muddy-pond hussy like you!

You are in an entirely different level, status, and dimension from him!

Yet you think you can sideswipe him from me?

You're going over and beyond your own rank!

Listen to me. Don't mess around with my Yuji ever again!

Actually, to be totally accurate...

...I'm the one being inconvenienced by him, but...

- Understood?! - Yes!

Ah... uh...

- Who was that? - Who was that?

Beats me.

What the heck is that chick's damage?

She had a bitch fest all over me without giving me a chance.

It's like today's a total write-off.

No, no. Don't give up.

Today is not yet over!

My happy day is still going on!

Yeah! The important thing is to win in the end!

Time remaining: 5 hours, 42 minutes, 39 seconds.

Hmm?

It's done!

It's perfect.

It's absolutely perfect.

Now mass happiness will have to come my way no matter what.

So what if I rang up my credit card to the limit?

Now come, happiness!

Rain your bliss down on me!

Maybe I'll go freshen up.

Hm?

Huh?

METRO POLICE SECTION 8 BRANCH

Those moves! He's like an animal!

We can't take any more public flak for a mere sneak thief.

It appears there is but one answer. The answer is but one.

Yes... Let's have the ladies intervene.

Understood.

Based on the decision of the Supreme Council...

...I will request them to dispatch.

Did you get the fingerprints over there?

Yes.

The distance from here to the door is...

Hmm...

Wha? Wha? Wha?

What the hell is all this?!

Can't you tell?

It's a crime scene investigation of a failed sneak thief attack.

Ugh...

Actually, he never got into the apartment...

And besides, what are you doing here of all people, Head Chief Naruo?

I can't help but respond when you're in trouble.

It's all right. Just leave it all to me.

To me, THIS situation is worse.

Still, to think that I would come to your room for the first time like this.

It's quite unfortunate.

Huh?

What the heck is that?!

As you can see, it's evidence of the crime.

E... Evidence of the crime?!

I am extremely sorry to have to take these actions.

However, for the safety of civilian lifestyle...

...and to resolve this situation, these actions are unavoidable.

So you say, but... So you say, but what are you doing?!

- Now... - Huh?

There is something I need to ask Officer Kinezono.

Would you all please leave us?

What?!

That is an order.

Ugh. Understood.

Now then...

I would like you to go into detail about your encounter with the sneak thief.

What? Detail?!

- Ugh. - It's to crack the case.

Well, when it happened, I... I wanted to take a shower, so I took off my...

Took off your...?

M-My clothes...

Would you assume the same posture as when you were doing this?

I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience...

...but it's to crack the case.

Uh, p-please wait a moment. My cell is ringing.

It might be a new job. Eh.

We need to crack the case!!

Ugh. U-Understood, sir.

Augh.

Uh...

Ugh...

You can...

...take your clothes off.

Wa-hoo!

Yuji!!

G-Good! She's really good! Ah!!

METRO POLICE SECTION 8 BRANCH

Rio Kinezono, identification verified.

Rio Kinezono, reporting for duty!

As of today...

...the serial sneak thief incident has been made a Special S Crime.

In other words, it now falls under jurisdiction of the Warriors.

I see. So it's under our jurisdiction now.

Officer Kinezono?

What? What's wrong?

Oh, nothing. It's a private thing.

Take care of the search for tonight's sneak thief appearance point.

Hmm?

Elementary school?

The back garden of Midori #6 Elementary School, Rio Kinezono.

A secret time capsule is buried there.

The capsule contains love letters, drawings, and poems.

Her pen name is Seimuren.

Don't dig that up!!

I mean, there is no such thing! There IS no such thing! Nothing!

- I... I'm sorry! - No, that didn't happen.

The back garden of Midori #6 Elementary School...

Don't make notes of her nonsense!

10 pm, near Tateishi, Edogawa district.

Lilica, that's enough.

Okay.

Warriors dispatch! Immediately annihilate the serial sneak thief!

Roger!

For those who are defenseless.

Yoo-hoo! How ya been?

It's a showtime!

Yeah...

That's one.

Rio Senpai's momentum is amazing.

It doesn't look like she needs our support.

That's true.

In her current frame of mind...

...she would probably track him down to the depths of hell.

That's a little scary.

For real? For real?! No waaay! No, I mean...

Huh? He did?!

Huh?

Huh!

That's two!

That's three!

Nice follow-up.

Think nothing of it.

I love you. Just kidding. No, it's the truth.

I love you. Just kidding. No, it's the truth.

That's four!

BATH

How was the actor you dated last night?

He took me to the Sushi restaurant.

- Huh! - Huh!

That's five!

NO-GOOD LOAN

Gotcha!

Now I'm going to pay you back for what you did.

Finished!

12 centimeters.

Huh?

It's so sad...

NO-GOOD LOAN

Lucky color: PINK

Ladies Ace

Pink...

Today's most unlucky person is you, Virgo!

You will die today! Stay at home and play with your Ferret!

And... Today's most lucky person is you, Sagittarius!

Attack it with a 'you can do it if you try' attitude for luck!

Your lucky color is pink!

I knew it was pink!

Now I'm gonna be all I can be in pink!

TODAY for sure something good will happen!

There must be something good that will happen to me for sure! Ya-hoo!

Like I'm saying, there was a very compelling reason.

What? You're tired of hearing the same excuses?

But it isn't an excuse... Hello? Hello??

Can you tell me where the bus stop is?

Like I said, to get to this town's bus stop, you take a right at this corner...!

- What? - You take a right!

- Pardon? - You take a right!

Could you go get a policeman?

Ugh.

Time remaining: 16 hours, 25 minutes, 13 seconds.

Yubi de tsukutta pisutoru senaka ni ateta

Honto no kimochi kotaenasai

Suki ni naru kamoshirenai kizuiteru kuseni

Yasashiku suruno Mi-Hi-Tsu no koi desho

Yume no naka no (milky dream)

Anata wa dare? (sugar babe)

Dame... (honey juice)

Naichai sou yo (don't make me shed tears, darling)

Mune no oku ni (candy pray)

Kakushite ita akogare dake (parfait amour)

Ubau nante... sore dake nante

Zenbu ja nakya ai janai wa

Sou yo, love or unlimited

Gyutte daite...

Amai kisu de mezame sasete

Hello, Rio here. I hate to be a bore, but I'm the main character.

People may not know me, but it looks like people go around...

...saying irresponsible things, so please don't worry about it.

Let's see... The next episode has to do with alcohol.

Isn't alcohol great?

There's even a saying "Sake" is the chief of all medicine.

It's like the food of life. It's really good stuff.

However, drinking at a corporate party is another story.

It's a story of obstacles, pecking order, a welcome lecture.

And there's also a booby trap hidden within a call to relax.

What? I'm out of time. So saying, it continues in the next episode!