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The time is the near future.

The year is 2023, Tokyo.

Internationalization and distribution expand.

As society evolves...

...the dark side of society also continues to evolve.

As crimes increase in ingenuity...

...and organized crime becomes more widespread...

...peace and order deteriorate steadily.

Judging the situation serious, the current government...

...decides to introduce an epoch-making system.

They organize an excessive measures police team...

...as a special criminal countermeasure.

This minority elite police team...

...will respond quickly to the demands of the common citizen...

...and resolve situations with brevity.

They are called the Special Anti-Crime Team, "Warriors."

Mmm...

Huh!?

Wait! Wait, wait!

Just because it's a used item... Just because it was on sale...

...doesn't mean you can break when I've had you for only three months!

Huh!?

Your lucky color is blue.

Okay!

Will the traffic jam ever let up?

LET'S ALL OBEY TRAFFIC LAWS!

At this rate, it's impossible to ask me to be on time.

There are more traffic accidents every year...

...and I wish they'd do something about it.

Oops, look at the time.

Get out of the way! Coming through!

What are you doing?!

Sorry, girls!

I'll report you to the police!

Huh? What the...?

Take that!

Whoa!

Ow...

Oh, no... I can't make it in time...!

Oops.

I'll be late anyway.

HOT

Which one will I have?

Thank you for using this ATM. Please come again.

Please make sure not to forget your belongings.

Ta-dah! This month's last 10,000 yen!

An ATM thief!

Hold it!

Huh?!

What!?

Wait!!

Waaaait!!

Hmph!

It's nothing to laugh about.

Sorry, Rio! But it is a funny story.

Weren't you supposed to have a completely lucky month this month?

That's right!

I changed the wallpaper in my room to my lucky color, blue.

I bought sea horse fan merchandise...

...and I moved my furniture to be more feng shui!

Wasn't last month's color white, and the month before ultramarine?

Before you make a fuss saying it's wrong...

...why don't you calm down and think it over?

But I might get lucky the next time.

What do they mean, luck with money? What do you mean, hale and hearty?!

Where is the wonderful encounter they've been promising me?!

Stupid "Women's Confident Magazine"!

Stupid Angelica Izumi horoscope!

Give back my 650 yen!

While you're at it, give back my 10,000 yen! My 10,000 yen!

The 10,000 yen bill...!

10,000... Huh?

There, there. Don't cry.

I'll treat you to lunch today.

Really?!

Pay me back next month.

Tse!

That's not treating whatsoever!

Hello, General Crime Prevention.

My cat... My kitty is stuck in a drain...

Excuse me, but that sort of inquiry should be brought to the attention...

...of the nearest ward office or fire department rather than the police...

My kitty is stuck in a drain!

- You see, what I'm trying to explain... - IN A DRAIN!!

Yeek.

Yes, ma'am! A representative will be there shortly!

Yes ma'am!

This is pretty deep.

Here, kitty. There's nothing to be afraid of.

- Okay... - Oh!

Kitty...

Come on. Here here.

Whoa!!!!

Hanako! My Hanako!

What a relief!

What... about me?

Mm...! Hanako, I'm so relieved!

Are you okay? I'm so glad!

Smooch...

It is a great relief that the cat is unharmed.

Now if you'll excuse me...

Why do I get stuck with the crap jobs?!

Yeesh. That stupid cat raked me for all it was worth.

Rio, what are you doing?

Oh...! It's a long story, let me tell you.

Huh?

TRAFFIC SAFETY CAMPAIGN

I see.

The traffic department has it rough, too.

It's part of my job.

Well, it's definitely preferable to where I work.

My job makes me rescue cats, and the work day is way too long.

And I've lost a 10,000 yen bill.

Your workplace was made under the pretense that...

..."the police will respond to any request of the average citizen."

Naturally, you're expected to kowtow and take requests.

Hm. But still, you know?

Rio?

Hmm?

Do you know what "public servant" means?

Yeah, but still, look... even public servants are only human...

...and they'd like something better to do with their time, right?

Going out for dinner or driving with a boyfriend...

...or going all the way with him...!

You'd need to find a boyfriend first.

What!?

Oh?

- You never let up, do you?! - Ah, ow, ow, ow!

You should just stay in this thing forever, eh? Nooogieeee! Rio, please stop! Aw, ow, ow!

Incredible!

Huh?

Store Manager! It's shoplifting!!

Unit four to six!

The black wagon is fleeing from the Takaido area to the Hachioji area.

Request immediate backup!

Get in front and head it off!

Right!

Why, you!

What is it!?

METRO POLICE SECTION 8 BRANCH

It's a serial ATM robber.

Yes, sir. The culprit's actions are frighteningly swift and bold.

Based on how they alter their illegally modified vehicle to evade us...

...and the way they finish the job in a matter of seconds...

He is not an opponent that can be combated...

...with the power of the present police force.

At this rate, the damage will only increase.

Which means there is only one answer.

Mm... We will have to request the action of our trump card once again.

However, the opponent's mobility is quite technologically advanced.

Do you think that the ladies will be able to catch up to him?

I don't think there's a problem in that respect.

If they utilized the opportunity to perform its last test...

...for actual battle, there shouldn't be a problem.

Good idea...

Understood.

Based on the decision of the Supreme Council...

...I will request them to dispatch.

Can I have a balloon?

- Yaaay! - Oh, she's dead.

Idiot!

Careful.

Here, practice traffic safety.

No matter how many times I look inside, it never changes.

My 10,000 yen... Where did you go?

Oh, stop. It doesn't suit you to sigh.

Huh?

Head Chief... Naruo?

Uh...

Well... What did you want to talk about...?

Uh... how in the heck can you enjoy the breeze in this season?

It happens to be February, you know.

I heard.

You went to rescue a cat, right?

Yes...

You don't have to hide it from me.

No, no. I'm not hiding it.

I may not look it, but I understand you more than anyone.

At least, I've been trying to make an effort to do so.

Does that mean you're poking around, prying into my private life?

I apologize...

Had I only found out about it a little sooner...

...you wouldn't have had to do such a thing.

Are you trying to win me over with sparkle again?

Uh...

I could transfer you to a job more suited to you.

Uh, that's very, um...

Would you work as my right-hand person? That would suit you.

Won't you stay by my side?

Wa... wait just a second, please! My cell is...

I want to hear...

...your answer!

Ow!

Excuse me, sir!!

Good... She's really... good!

Yuji!

You belong by my side... Yes, by my side.

Yes, in my loving arms...

Oh, Yuji! Please be okay!

Right... It's her, isn't it? It's her, right?

It's that woman's fault, isn't it?! That bitch!

That biiiiiitch!

Rio Kinezono, identification confirmed.

Rio Kinezono, reporting as ordered!

Officer Rio Kinezono, as of today, the serial ATM robber is an S class crime.

In other words, it has been designated an incident to be handled by Warriors.

ATM robber?

Oh, the black wagon from this morning!

That bastard...

Oh? Do you already know about it?

I'm a so-called witness, or rather a victim of sorts.

I have a beef with him, ma'am.

Damn it! I will avenge my 10,000 yen! I will not forgive him!

That's right, tackle it with enthusiasm.

Oh!

By the way, where is Maya?

I sent her directly to the scene.

Oh...

Today at 2400 hours.

Head to Point 96, Mizunashi Town, West Tokyo City.

Once there, lie in wait for the offenders and exterminate them.

Lie in wait, ma'am?

Don't worry. The information's come from a reliable source.

A reliable source?

You'll find out soon enough.

Warriors, dispatch!

Annihilate the elusive ATM robber immediately.

Roger!

For those who are defenseless.

Whoa!

Huh...?

Hmm?

Rio, he's heading your way.

Surrender!

Rio...

I can't cover you from this angle.

I got everything in blue, and bought sea horse stuff.

Then why the 10,000 yen!? Why... Why...

My 10,000 yen!!

What?

Rio, good work.

This is for my 10,000 yen!

This is for my bicycle!

And this is...

...to finish you!

Oh!

10,000 yen!

Welcome home, my 10,000 yen!

And thank you for inviting so many friends!

If you believe in horoscopes, they really do come true!

What are you doing, Rio?

Huh?

- You can't do that. - I can't?

I'll shoot you.

I was only kidding. Really, I was only kidding.

Thank you for using this ATM. Please come again.

Thank you for using this ATM.

Ta-dah! This month's last 1,000 yen!

Whew, that was close.

My 1,000 yen!!

Yubi de tsukutta pisutoru senaka ni ateta

Honto no kimochi kotaenasai

Suki ni naru kamoshirenai kizuiteru kuseni

Yasashiku suruno Mi-Hi-Tsu no koi desho

Yume no naka no (milky dream)

Anata wa dare? (sugar babe)

Dame... (honey juice)

Naichai sou yo (don't make me shed tears, darling)

Mune no oku ni (candy pray)

Kakushite ita akogare dake (parfait amour)

Ubau nante... sore dake nante

Zenbu ja nakya ai janai wa

Sou yo, love or unlimited

Gyutte daite...

Amai kisu de mezame sasete

Maya Jingu. The background main character. Charmed.

So the next episode is about theme parks. Aren't theme parks wonderful?

The crowds that smother the living breath out of you...

...the long long lines, the tiny expensive lunches...

...the billing & cooing idiot couples at the merchandise stores...

...the children that scream and cry their eyes out...

Yes, isn't it all so great?

The most wonderful thing of all has to be the hou... Uh, no... Ahem.

She's in danger? Roger.

So saying, look forward to the next episode.