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Close your eyes and listen closely

You can hear the beat of the city

A cunning drama with a mysterious plot begins

Oh, it might be a tragic town

Oh, but you can't look away to the very end

If you reach for the gap in your unfulfilled heart

No one can ever go back

You just have to play your part

And once again tonight, it's show time

After breaking into the bank, the suspects have holed up

at Paradise Kindergarten in Neo Ota District,

where they have taken children as hostages.

All police cars in the area should go to that location!

Repeat...

After breaking into the bank, the suspects have holed up

at Paradise Kindergarten in Neo Ota District...

You're completely surrounded.

Release the hostages right away and...

Shut up!

Your mothers must be crying for you.

This could take a while.

What's that?

It's a police officer, just like you.

Police officer?

Start it up!

Releasing!

A robot?

It's a Mecha Cop.

Mecha Cop?

It's a humanoid machine the police secretly developed.

We have arranged to use them today as an experiment.

We have permission from the brass.

He's right, just received the order from headquarters.

Well, that's that.

Why did you decide to come here, Bro?

Shut up! We're already here! It can't be helped now!

That's right! It can't be helped, can it?

Not too bad.

I guess we can call it a success.

Well, the suspects were too wimpy to collect decent data.

Look at the stupid faces on the police!

What?

What's going on?

Watch Out for the Mecha Cop!

Let's start the interrogation.

Tell me your name, age, address, and...

Is it really okay to let a robot do an interrogation?

No problem at all.

The Mecha Cop is supposed to be an ideal police officer,

who can deal with any kind of situation.

Well, people have emotions too.

You can't handle every situation with sturdiness and strength.

Your sister will be a freshman in high school this year, right?

If she saw you like this, how would she feel?

Brother, brother!

I'll make it big in Neo Tokyo and come back with a lot of money!

Brother!

Brother!

Your mother must be crying in your hometown.

Don't make your mother and sister cry any more.

I'm so sorry... I...

We put all the data on the suspects including their criminal records,

profiles, family histories, and so on into the Mecha Cop.

He's much better than officers who can only shout at suspects.

Damn it!

Mecha Cop continued playing active roles.

He respects elderly people.

He's good at breaking up fights.

And he even saved a kitty from a burning house!

I need two more written apologies.

I have finished my data input. Do you require assistance?

What, do I require assistance?

Oh, please!

Hey, can I get you a cup of hot oil or something?

You're great!

You in the red sports car, pull over!

No one stops just because they're told to stop!

You are driving 75.3 kilometers per hour over the speed limit, Sir.

Are you okay?

Are you hurt?

Mecha Cop Did It Again!

Today's top news is about Mecha Cop again.

Mecha Cop has solved over ten thousand cases so far.

He has become very popular among children.

Special articles are appearing about him in many magazines.

Plus he has become a blockbuster in the toy industry too.

His plastic models, figures, and games are very popular these days.

He is contributing not only to safety and humanity,

but also to the economy!

That's why we can call him the Savior of Our Time!

It is doing much better than we expected, yes.

If it keeps working like this, it's only a matter of time

before we'll have permission to deploy it officially.

Good. I'll count on you.

Yes, Sir. Please excuse me.

Mecha Cop is a complete independent type cyborg.

The only thing we have to do is back up its maintenance program.

Mecha Cop is superior to humans in every aspect.

Human police officers are going obsolete.

Human police officers are going obsolete? What the hell?!

Something's fishy.

Nanvel?

Something is definitely fishy.

Look, this is the Mecha Cop we have.

And this is the prototype of the latest model

of the Humanoid Combat Machine the US Army has developed.

Wow, that's quite big.

It's six meters tall.

But it is supposed to be the smallest model

of humanoid machine with a CPU for AI.

But the Mecha Cop is...

Yes, it is only two meters tall, one-third of this model.

Does it mean that some kind of special CPU

is used for the Mecha Cop?

Probably.

Why don't you ask them directly?

I already did, but they said it's confidential.

Something smells fishy!

It certainly does.

We might need to sniff around.

Hello!

You're...

You are such a devoted worker.

Where is everyone else?

They went home.

I still have something to do...

Is that so?

Must be tough.

Wow! Awesome! What kind of machine is this?

Ah, well, it's...

It is a kind of mechanical device that does maintenance,

which is generally called a computer.

There are innumerable integrated circuits inside.

They are all centrally managed through electronic commands.

All of these things make the supply of electricity possible.

That's pretty much how it works.

How about that machine, then?

What is this black thing?

Is that some kind of a special integrated circuit or something?

I think it's a black diamond.

A black diamond?

It is a diamond which has special crystals.

You can only make one by super-compressing

a diamond with super-high purity and modifying the crystals.

This diamond can make the metal which it is attached to

function as an independent CPU on the molecular level.

Now we have an answer.

Did you really understand, Yuji?

No, not at all!

But you need at least one thousand diamonds to make this!

One thousand?

One thousand diamonds?

That's true.

That's why people believe that it's almost impossible to make it,

even though it's theoretically possible.

So this is the first time that I've seen one.

One thousand! One thousand diamonds!

Black diamond...

Masato's last case, a few years ago.

Someone illicitly manufactured them in Hong Kong,

and a politician helped them smuggle them into Japan.

Black diamond...

Hey, Masato, please don't go too far with this case!

This is more than you can handle alone!

I somehow feel that it's different this time.

Please, Masato...

Undercover investigation in Hong Kong? I'll go with you.

A honeymoon couple...

The best camouflage of all, don't you think?

Masato!

The police decided that the explosion was an accident,

and denied that it was related to the smuggling investigation.

Everything was buried in the darkness.

With him...

All of the Mecha Cop's ability tests were successful.

Right, there were no problems within the data.

Understood.

We'll move on to the second stage.

Don't come any closer!

I'm serious! Bring my ex-wife to me now!

Good luck!

What is it? Stay back!

Warning! Drop your weapon and surrender!

Stay back! Don't come any closer!

Drop your weapon and surrender!

Okay, okay.

I surrender!

Drop your weapon and surrender...

Drop your weapon and surrender...

Stop it!

Damn it, I said stop!

Interference in official business.

Eliminate the subject.

What?

What's going on? What are you doing?

Something must be wrong with him!

He attacked a suspect who had surrendered.

Is he broken?

Mecha Cop's decision-making program is perfect.

I'm sure that the suspect tried to resist him.

You didn't have to go this far.

Your action was obviously an interference in official business

and damaged police equipment.

Be prepared for our complaint to your boss!

Why do I have to write a written apology?!

Damn!

To tell you the truth, you're not the only one.

Similar incidents have happened eight times in the last few days.

The higher-ups are trying to conceal them, however.

What did you say?

It must be broken somewhere.

They're hiding it because it's so popular now.

If its program is having trouble,

it's only a matter of time until it causes more damage.

We should do something about it soon.

Really, we should do something about you soon, right, guys?

Really!

Women's locker room

Men are prohibited

Emergency! Emergency!

maintenance room!

Explosion in the Mecha Cop

Repeat! Explosion in the Mecha Cop

Hey, are you okay?

Wow! What happened?

Here, your order!

How long are you going to stand there wasting time?

But our regular customers are there in Police Town.

Yes, but they only regularly come on hundred-yen ramen day!

Are you all right?

I'm all right.

What about the other two?

He's okay, just fainted.

This one too.

Good. Let's take them to the hospital quickly.

Wait a second.

A group of Mecha Cops are patrolling in the city.

In the city?

They must be out of control too!

I understand.

Warrior, move out!

Hey, you stupid Mecha Cop! Idiot! Nincompoop!

Your mom has an outie belly button! Got a problem with that?

Come and get me! Kiss my butt!

What?

Here they come!

Okay! Come here, Mecha Cop!

My Osamu is a little different today!

Hey, it's not working at all!

They're not bad. Next, Kiyoshi!

Here!

I'm counting on you, Kiyoshi!

You're under arrest for exhibiting obscene art!

You're under arrest...

You have nice breasts, young lady!

Wait, Rio. You're being too rough!

What are you talking about?

I have to be rough, or it will catch on!

Hey, do you feel it?

Sexual assault! You're under arrest!

We got it! Let's go, Lilica!

Lilica!

You're under arrest for speeding!

Yes! Next, we have

the awesome Masaru!

Uh-oh.

Something terrible is happening over there!

Arrest...

Arrest...

Over here, Rio!

Goal

I will arrest...

Arrest...

Mecha Cop Motel Operation, success!

Are you sure it works?

I used Nanvel's special super alloy on all of the walls.

There's nothing to worry about!

Is that an earthquake?

Hey, didn't you use that metal for the floor?

I forgot about that!

Arrest...

What are you looking for?

Go, my Kazuma!

I did it! Serves you right!

Kazuma, you're really strong after all!

All right, all right. Be still!

How about this?!

Drop your weapon and surrender.

Drop your weapon and surrender.

Drop your weapon and surrender!

Drop your weapon and surrender!

Resistance is futile.

Stop at the red light.

Turn at the corner of the tobacco store

and go straight one hundred meters to get to City Hall.

Your mother and sister in your hometown are crying...

We are looking for a lost boy.

He is a cute five year old boy named Kiyotaka.

He is wearing a yellow hat and black shorts.

Pinch is Chance! Keep smiling.

It is 4:35:20 AM.

Because of this mess,

they indefinitely postponed Mecha Cop's official assignment.

We got our reward and everything went fine after all!

But I wonder why Mecha Cop suddenly went out of control?

All three Mecha Cops were totally wrecked,

so there's nothing left to analyze.

Sorry!

"It is difficult to determine the actual cause

of the malfunction of the Mecha Cops

because their main programs were badly damaged."

"There are a few possibilities,

including a computer virus and hacking from the outside.

We can't either confirm or deny those possibilities at this point."

"But we found the evidence which indicates

that some kind of program self-destructed in its CPU.

If that had something to do with its malfunction,

we should look for the cause at the first stage,

which means the manufacturing stage of the Mecha Cops."

All of this was planned?

Yuji's Additional Theater

Part Ill

Ta-da! It's Yuji's Additional Theater, Part Ill!

Yuji: Keep out

Go go, Yuji!

Come on Mecha Cop!

Our Burn Up Excess is reaching a climax now!

The android cops, which were mass-produced by automation,

are attacking Neo Tokyo en masse. The city has almost been destroyed.

Even Police Town's strongest team, Warrior, was forced to withdraw!

Then!

I, Yuji Naruo, in cooperation with

the Nanvel Candlestick Research Center,

succeeded in developing the world's greatest secret weapon!

I'm asking our 800,000 audience members in Japan to look at this!

Look at this perfect design!

Awesome! It looks like a super-secret machine!

By the way, I copied Dr. Loli Loli

of "Super Electric Robot Dogaizer V"!

Excuse me for expressing my personal preference!

Turn it on!

Dogai okay! Dogai okay!

LET'S...

DOGAI IN!

Go go, Yuji!

Come on Mecha Cop!

Infinite grow! Yujinger 50!

You look so awesome!

Okay! I order you to patrol for super busy me!

Yes, Sir!

And take care of my desk work and flattering the chief too.

Go go, Yuji!

Come on Mecha Cop!

Yes, Sir!

And I myself shall...

Head for the women's locker room!

Go go, Yuji!

Come on Mecha Cop!

Go go, Yuji!

Come on Mecha Cop!

This is the women of Police Town's...

This pose or that pose... they're totally exposed!

We can watch them so closely!

It's exciting! Exciting! Exciting! Exciting!

My soul was completely charged!

My soul was completely charged!

My soul was completely charged!

My soul was completely charged!

Oh, my Shiori!

Friday, August 14, 1998

Don't Peep, Yuji!

See you later, Rio!

See you later, Rio!

Women 's Locker Room 573

Hey, don't go away so quickly!

Oh, no! You can't peep in the locker room!

You can 't peep in the locker room!

Oh, Rio!

Sorry, I made a mistake again

and accidentally got here.

A man definitely wants to peep if he is told not to!

But it's okay.

But... it 's okay!

This is a sexy event!

Friday, August 14, 1998

I've been watching you.

I've been watching you.

Women 's Locker Room 573

You have! You have!

Have you? I've been watching you too.

Go go! Go ahead!

Go! Go go!

Until my finger breaks! Until my finger breaks!

But I hate guys with bleeding noses!

Damn it! Let's do that again with Kleenex in my nose!

Graphic Completion Rate 1%

Come to me, if you have any complaints!

Yuji

I'm always just in awe of my friends

They're so cool

In my heart, I'm just about to burst with envy

You can copycat people, but that won't change who you are

Only you have what's important right now

And it's all special

No matter how small you are

Be brave

Shine your power

Believin' on dream, open your world

Overcome the endless future

Song for you

That's right

There's no time like now

I sing to you, for being able to take that first step

Our mission is to sneak into the humanoid machine factory.

But this time the reward comes from Maki's pocket money.

If she has that much extra money, why wouldn't she give it to me?!

I wonder why Maki is interested in the factory

even though the Mecha Cop incident is over?

Why do we have to dress like high school girls

to sneak into the factory?

Though it's kind of fun!

Is this something to do with the black diamond?

Look! Look! I still look okay in a high school girl's uniform!

Next episode: "Invitation from the Past"

Warrior and Neo Tokyo are about to face their moment of crisis!

Invitation from the Past

Why is the next episode so serious?