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Show time
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Close your eyes and listen closely
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You can hear the beat of the city
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A cunning drama with a mysterious plot begins
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Oh, it might be a tragic town
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Oh, but you can't look away to the very end
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If you reach for the gap in your unfulfilled heart
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No one can ever go back
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You just have to play your part
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And once again tonight, it's show time
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Warrior Case File, written by Nanvel.
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The incident started when he was released from prison.
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Please don't leave me!
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Oh, please!
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I'm sorry, my precious Doris.
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Adieu, my sweet honey.
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You're as tantalizing as ever, Chimama.
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My lover wouldn't let me go.
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Is everyone from our bar doing fine?
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They're scattered all over, and we've lost contact with them.
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Only Josephine and Caroline stayed.
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I guess we can't blame them because we don't have our bar anymore.
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I see...
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By the way, couldn't you find a little bit nicer of a car?
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Don't complain! Right now, we don't have any money at all!
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Ta-da! This is the place where we'll start over!
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Mama
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No Soliciting
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Welcome back, Chimama!
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I missed you!
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Caroline!
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I missed you too!
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Josephine, you know
I don't like fat girls!
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By the way, couldn't you find a little bit nicer of an apartment?
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Don't complain! We don't have any money at all right now!
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Yeah...
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Anyway, you know what our goal is!
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Oh, yes!
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To reopen Bar Akemi, and...
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To go to Morocco to get sex change operations!
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But how?
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I have an idea. Look at this.
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Sunday Minichi
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Then those transsexual suspects planned the crime that night.
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Eww, disgusting!
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She Won the Great Innovation
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Award Again! A New Record!
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The Dream of All Women!
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Okay, everyone! Let's say our motto together loudly!
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Pinch is chance!
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Keep smiling!
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Nanvel Kidnapped!
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Closed for Private Party
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Congratulations on your
Great Innovation Award!
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Thank you.
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I'll give you a big discount today, so eat as much ramen as you can!
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Awesome! Thank you so much, Master!
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Why did it have to be the same old ramen restaurant?
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Hey, Nanvel! You're so great!
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Thanks.
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After all, you are really something, Nanvel!
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Yeah, yeah...
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Oh, didn't you know that?
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Nanvel is really extraordinary.
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Really?
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Yes, really.
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Well, thanks.
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What's so great about her anyway?
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Don't you read newspapers?
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She invented... well...
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What I invented this time was...
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It's called the Optical Diet Machine.
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Through optical science, it bends visible light beams...
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Refracting them into optical illusions.
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And it's a revolutionary great diet machine invention!
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Right, Nanvel?!
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Wow!
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That sounds wonderful. Then?
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The receiver you wear receives a special wave from the transmitter.
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The wave modifies the visible light of the space around the receiver.
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That's how the person who wears the receiver can change
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the appearance of his or her body however he or she wants.
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It's a revolutionary great diet machine invention!
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Right, Nanvel?!
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Yeah, kind of...
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That means you could see girls' underwear
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if it was modified a little bit.
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That means I could wear the dress
I bought two years ago.
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That means I could wear a swimsuit.
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Wow!
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If you could put the receiver on your clothes or swimsuit,
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it would be a big hit!
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A big hit!
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Well, maybe...
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If you could make it very small...
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You could make a lot of money!
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You certainly could.
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A lot of money!
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Hey, Nanvel, my friend!
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What is it?
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Do you need an assistant?
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Not really.
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You are so cold, Nanvel!
What about a bodyguard then?
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I don't need that either!
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Hey, look! It's dangerous to walk home alone on a night like this!
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I said I don't need one!
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Hey, ladies.
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It's dangerous for just two to walk home on a night like this!
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See? Like this guy.
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Isn't he after you?
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Well, are you aware that you're attacking police officers?
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I'm her bodyguard, Rio!
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You are interfering, Rio!
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Yes, you are, Stephanie!
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Stephanie?
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Long time no see, Stephanie!
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You're Chimama from the cross-dresser bar!
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I hate exhibitionistic cross-dressers!
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You brought an extra girl too.
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But at least we succeeded in our kidnapping.
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Yeah!
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This is how the suspects abducted Rio and I.
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What are you going to do with us?
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Keep your mouth shut, Stephanie.
It has nothing to do with you.
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It doesn't mean that you can walk in front of me with that outfit!
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What we want is this!
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Winner of the first prize of
Great Innovation Award!
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The Optical Diet Machine!
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Oh, I see.
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You guys want to be thin without making an effort too.
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No way! We already have nice bodies!
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It doesn't mean that you can walk in front of me with that outfit!
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We don't have money because we were just released from prison.
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So we planned a bank robbery to make some money quickly.
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But our faces are well-known to the police.
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That's why we want your invention.
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You must want to deceive the surveillance systems
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by changing your appearance using my Optical Diet Machine.
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Oh, I see. Sounds like a good idea!
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You really are the Edison of our time,
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totally different from someone who has no brain and big breasts!
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It doesn't mean that you can walk in front of me with that outfit!
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You guys know what our goal is, right?
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Yeah!
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To reopen Bar Akemi, and...
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To go to Morocco to get sex change operations!
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Now you know what we want.
Thank you for your cooperation!
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No!
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What?
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I can't let you use my invention to commit crimes!
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What?! What?!
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Are you crazy? We're police officers.
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There is no way that we can participate in a crime anyhow.
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Is that so?
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It can't be helped then.
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What? Are you going to hurt us?
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What are you going to do with Rio?
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Nothing at all.
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She's going to have some pain,
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since you don't want to cooperate with us.
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What? Do you think I will yield to violence?
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You still like to bluff, don't you?
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Stop it! Stop it!
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Okay! I'll cooperate with you, so stop it!
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Well, well, we really appreciate your cooperation.
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But I have a condition!
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What is it?
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I want to eat Café
Kamakuma's cheesecake,
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chocolate from Bodiva, and
Maxi De Mari's cream puffs!
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Why?
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Because I want to eat them!
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I see.
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Since you made such a fuss, that made me even more excited!
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My dear Stephanie!
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Did you gain weight?
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Good morning, my dearest Rio!
It's morning!
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Rio isn't here...
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Why?
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You can knock out men with
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this! Try Melomelo Diet!
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I did it!
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You did it?
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You really are the Edison of our time,
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totally different from someone
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who has no brain and does nothing but eat!
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What is this?
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This is the modified Optical Diet
Machine, Pink Elephant Il!
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I'll call it Pin-Ele Deluxe!
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I made a flower-shaped receiver this time!
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Wonderful!
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You should have told us it's a receiver from the beginning!
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Our plans of bank robbery will definitely succeed!
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Yeah!
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Then how does this...
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All right, then. Optical Diet
Machine, switch on!
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Ricky!
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What is this?
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This is a trial version of "American".
Don't you like it?
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This is good enough!
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Our goal of changing appearances has been fulfilled.
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No! My sense of aesthetics won't accept this!
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Change us to something different!
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Really? I thought it was pretty cool.
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Ricky!
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They are the same as before!
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I can see the difference!
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We look more handsome and explosively attractive!
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All we need changed are our faces!
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Why not the rest too?
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I think you look the best of you four though.
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Well then, let's try the strongest mode this time!
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Ricky!
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Hey!
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Our charms will explode with this appearance!
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Sexy dynamite!
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Hey!
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You're just repeating the same thing over and over!
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It really was dynamite!
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It didn't work because you've collected cheap parts!
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You must have collected parts from a junkyard!
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But...
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It can't be helped! We don't have any money right now!
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Plus this useless girl ate all of those expensive sweets!
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Stephanie!
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Hey!
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My Pin-Ele is very delicate, so we need better quality parts, okay?
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What should we do?
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There's no choice.
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Let's consider it as an investment and do what she says.
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And I never skip having a snack at 3 PM and a dessert after dinner.
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So don't forget them!
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An investment! An investment!
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Rio wasn't at home today, either.
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I wonder where on Earth those two are?
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That's three days now.
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I can't believe that Rio didn't show up
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for Ramen Special Discount Day.
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It's very rare!
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Well, it's not so unusual for Nanvel to disappear for a while.
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Don't those two realize that they are police officers?
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Really!
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Warrior Case File, an additional record.
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On the fourth day as a hostage,
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You can knock out men with
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this! Try Melomelo Diet!
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I started building the second machine by modifying the first one.
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I still think that Matumotoya's
Special Japanese Beef Lunchbox
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is the best box lunch I've ever tasted!
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But the suspects started treating us worse and worse as time went by.
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Oh, Shinichiro!
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Kasumi...
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They sometimes didn't give us decent meals.
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This show makes me cry!
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There's nothing better than watching
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"A Three-legged Race of Love" on a weekday afternoon!
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You're right!
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Hey! Try it, Kachin!
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Kachin!
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Nothing better than "Toppo's Try it, Kachin!"
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It is funny.
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That makes me cry!
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Here are Kamakuma's cheesecakes, and chocolates from Bodiva!
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And Maxi De Mari's cream puffs!
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We bought them for you!
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Thank you!
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Kids' High-Quality Electronic
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Parts Set
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Obtaining the parts for the machine,
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Special Pizza Lunch
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buying everyone's food and their sweets...
271
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We're going to be broke before she finishes building the machine.
272
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Right!
273
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,110
We need to cut down on our expenses somehow.
274
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:33,510
You can't replace me!
275
00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:34,750
You can't throw me out like a dog.
276
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,010
You want to keep a hard-working fat girl.
277
00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:38,040
That means...
278
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It must be a non-hard-working fat girl!
279
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,820
Bastards!
280
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Adieu, Stephanie!
281
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,590
Don't call me that name!
282
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This is how "Fat Girl" Rio Kinezono was released.
283
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,030
Good job, Rio!
284
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This is it!
285
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,310
Great Pin-Ele Deluxe
286
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:17,650
My Pin-Ele, don't die like the Mark Il.
287
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:24,460
Because you are my precious baby, okay?
288
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,490
Right?
289
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,440
You can knock out men with
290
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,440
this! Try Melomelo Diet!
291
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,940
Wow! This is also quite a stimulating character
292
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,660
for early in the morning!
293
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:36,240
This is the Modified Optical Diet
Machine, Pink Elephant Ill.
294
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,940
I'll call it Great Pin-Ele Deluxe!
295
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,910
It has twice as much power as Pin-Ele Il.
296
00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:42,810
Twice! Twice!
297
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:45,750
I also modified and upgraded the receivers!
298
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,020
Wonderful!
299
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,790
This is it, again?
300
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:52,520
Now, not just bank robbery, but world conquest is possible!
301
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:53,520
Yeah!
302
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,430
But, this is...
303
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:57,220
As I modified them, I added a remote control function too.
304
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,670
I'm getting thinner and thinner!
305
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,070
Wonderful!
306
00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:06,970
Now our plan is perfect!
307
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:10,000
But... This... Is...
308
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:13,980
What happened?
309
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,380
I can't see anything!
310
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,380
This newest version is capable of making you invisible
311
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,380
in its strongest mode!
312
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,190
That's great, but we can't see anything either!
313
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:24,620
Turn it off for now!
314
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,760
What's that sound?
315
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,060
Where is the remote control?
316
00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,060
Do it soon!
317
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,190
Yes...
318
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,260
Who touched me?
319
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,200
What are you doing anyway?
320
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,730
The remote!
321
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,840
You turned me on instead!
322
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,210
Turn it off now!
323
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:47,440
Don't touch me!
324
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,540
Gently!
325
00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:51,150
What kind of machine do you think you made?
326
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,080
The remote!
327
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,520
You are too extreme!
328
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,750
We can use this!
329
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:59,450
Of course, you need to modify this a little bit.
330
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,390
On the ninth day as a hostage,
331
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:06,030
they forced me to participate in their crime
332
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:08,070
You can knock out men with
333
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:08,070
this! Try Melomelo Diet!
334
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:09,630
by using the Modified
Optical Diet Machine.
335
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:12,200
I'm at the Neo Numabukuro
Branch of Yotsuboshi Bank,
336
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,310
where a robbery took place last night.
337
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:17,710
The surveillance camera didn't record anything this time either.
338
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,310
Wow!
339
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:20,640
The police suspect that the same suspects have broken into
340
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:24,180
last three days, and...
341
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:24,180
different banks for the
342
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,950
I didn't expect it to be this easy.
343
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:26,350
Right. It's so easy for invisible people to break into a bank!
344
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:28,120
You are so smart, Mama!
345
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,890
What will we do with the girl, by the way?
346
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:33,920
But Mama, the machine isn't very stable yet,
347
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,760
and we might need to repair it sometime. Besides...
348
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:43,130
She has almost become one of us.
349
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,330
You're right.
350
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,640
If people knew that police officers on the active roster
351
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,540
had something to do with those robberies,
352
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:53,880
it might ruin the reputation of the whole department.
353
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:58,450
Yes, that's why we should deal with this internally.
354
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,650
Let Warrior handle this.
355
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:03,290
Yes, thank you, Sir.
356
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:06,850
Well, you don't remember where you were held at all?
357
00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:10,830
You'll remember. You'll remember.
358
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:13,630
You'll remember some clue!
359
00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:18,970
Nothing happened, did it?
360
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,540
It can't be...
361
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,270
Special Lunchbox...
362
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,780
Matsumotoya's Special Lunchbox...
363
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,210
Rio, what else? What else can you remember?
364
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,940
Café Kamakuma's cheesecakes...
365
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:39,560
Chocolates from Bodiva,
Maxi De Mari's cream puffs...
366
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,730
She's just talking about food.
367
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:44,590
No, those are very important clues!
368
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,230
Come to think of it, those are all Nanvel's favorite foods!
369
00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:51,740
So expensive! You need money to please her, as usual.
370
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,940
Let's find out the locations of those stores.
371
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,440
Matsumotoya... Café Kamakuma...
372
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,940
And Bodiva is here.
373
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:59,280
Maxi De Mari's cream puffs...
374
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,840
That makes my mouth water!
375
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:05,250
I see. This is how we'll identify where the suspects are!
376
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,310
This is the basic of the basics.
377
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,120
But we can't see the relationship between these clearly.
378
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,290
We need something else to put this information together.
379
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,690
Melomelo...
380
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:18,950
Melomelo... Melomelo...
381
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,570
You can knock out men with this...
382
00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:25,700
You can knock out men with
383
00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:25,700
this! Try Melomelo Diet!
384
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,170
Try Melomelo Diet...
385
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,540
What is this?
386
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,470
Goal: Reopen Bar Akemi and
387
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,470
go to Morocco to get sex
388
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,470
change operations!
389
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,470
1: Fuji Bank Ikebukuro Branch
390
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,470
2: Yonwa Bank Shinjuku Branch
391
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,470
3: Ume Bank Akasaka Branch...
392
00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:31,040
They don't care about being cautious at all!
393
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:31,280
Damn it! Where did they go?
Come out, cross-dressers!
394
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:35,580
I wonder if they have the slightest doubt about what they are doing?
395
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:36,750
Written apology.
396
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,380
I truly regret that I couldn't resist
397
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,250
the suspects' violence and threats,
398
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:44,650
and that I cooperated in their crimes.
399
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,850
Neo Shinjuku Branch
400
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,850
of First Bank
401
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,770
This is so heavy, Mama!
402
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,270
Don't complain and just do it!
403
00:17:58,270 --> 00:17:59,840
But...
404
00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:00,200
First Bank
405
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,410
I'm impressed. You have such nerve!
406
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:03,510
What do you mean?
407
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,010
Don't you feel anything,
408
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,180
even though your coworker has been thrown into the sea?
409
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:09,210
Rio won't die so easily!
410
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,910
You think so?
411
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:12,110
Yes, I think so!
412
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,840
Rio!
413
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,980
I'm so tired.
414
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,590
Nobody move!
415
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:24,290
You're under arrest for trespassing and robbery!
416
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,390
How dare you throw me into the sea?!
417
00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:32,770
Damn it, Stephanie! Everyone run!
418
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,470
Why there are so many banana peels here?
419
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,740
You put me in a kiddy pool
420
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,480
and threw me into the sea without any food!
421
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,000
My grudge is deeper than the sea!
422
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:46,320
Fat Stephanie! Don't be so cheeky because you lost some weight!
423
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,320
Your conversations are going in different directions, but...
424
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,290
We'll disappear now!
425
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,750
Goodbye!
426
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,700
It's you again!
427
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,670
Even if they are invisible, I can smell beautiful women!
428
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:06,690
Damn, where did they go?
429
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:12,430
Rio!
430
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,900
That's it!
431
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,980
It will be easy if we destroy this transmitter!
432
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,180
No!
433
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,490
Pin-Ele!
434
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:24,980
Nanvel!
435
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,080
What's going on?
436
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,130
Let's finish our fight, Stephanie!
437
00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:35,900
I'll definitely beat you this time!
438
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:39,900
No! Don't shoot! It's my precious Pin-Ele!
439
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,170
Get out of my way, Nanvel!
440
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:43,740
Are you aware of what you are doing right now?
441
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:47,580
I am! I'm aware! But...
442
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,770
Nanvel!
443
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,480
He jumped again?!
444
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,020
We are police officers, Nanvel!
445
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,260
We're supposed to prevent crimes and catch criminals!
446
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:07,200
Taking a hand in crime is the last thing we should do!
447
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,770
I know, I know that!
448
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:11,700
But, but...
449
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,070
It's my precious baby!
450
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,700
Stephanie!
451
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,980
Being a police officer isn't easy either.
452
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,680
You'll go straight back to prison!
453
00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:29,710
Nanvel...
454
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,460
I understand. That machine is very important to you.
455
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,530
But Nanvel...
456
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,330
Is it okay for it to be a bad baby?
457
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,140
Stop it!
458
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:50,400
Your breasts are as good as ever, Stephanie!
459
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:52,870
This is hell!
460
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,880
Goodbye, my Pin-Ele!
461
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,990
Hey, do you still have that thing?
462
00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:08,450
Sure! I just got out of prison.
463
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,190
Nanvel...
464
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,970
I'm sorry, Pin-Ele.
465
00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:32,450
I should have gone to Morocco sooner.
466
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,220
Man...
467
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,620
That is everything I can remember about this case.
468
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:40,720
Idiot
469
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,760
I am truly sorry about what I've done, really.
470
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,030
Well, I finished my portion of her penalty!
471
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:50,970
Maki suppressed this case for you, so you should put up with this!
472
00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:52,140
He's right.
473
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:53,800
It's your turn, Maki!
474
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,900
I'm already finished.
475
00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:00,400
This machine will perfect my diet!
476
00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:30,840
I can't keep this up!
477
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:07,070
Yuji's Additional Theater!
478
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,070
Ta-da! Yuji's Additional Theater!
Part 1!
479
00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:07,070
Part 1
480
00:24:07,670 --> 00:24:10,400
Good job on your penalty, Nanvel!
481
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:15,380
It is finally completed!
482
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:18,720
The modified Optical Diet Machine for gun and drug control!
483
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,420
Pink Elephant V!
484
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:23,020
I call it the Everything
Becomes Transparent
485
00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:26,680
and Yuji Can See Anything
Pink Elephant Final!
486
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:30,990
The honorable place I picked for this historical experiment is...
487
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,060
IS!
488
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,130
Cafeteria
489
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,600
The cafeteria!
490
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,570
There are so many girls!
491
00:24:35,570 --> 00:24:36,700
Let's do it,
492
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:39,300
Everything Becomes Transparent and Yuji Can See Anything,
493
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:41,140
Pink-Elephant Final!
494
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,740
The target is, of course, my dearest Rio!
495
00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:44,870
Turn it on!
496
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,010
Oh! This... this is!
497
00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:52,570
My Rio's clothes are disappearing!
498
00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:56,590
It's exciting!
499
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:56,150
I don't regret my life as a
500
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:56,150
stalker!
501
00:25:02,490 --> 00:25:05,530
Oh, no, no! I shouldn't be satisfied with this!
502
00:25:05,530 --> 00:25:07,020
Power up!
503
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,800
My Rio's...
504
00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:16,570
Here and there...
505
00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:18,710
Is it okay to see them so clearly?
506
00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:21,010
I'm really happy to see them though!
507
00:25:21,010 --> 00:25:24,050
What are you doing there, Yuji?
You look so spaced out!
508
00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:26,880
Oh, my God!
509
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:26,880
Nothing can compare to the
510
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:26,880
joy of tarnishing something
511
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:26,880
beautiful!
512
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,990
You've got a nosebleed, Yuji! What are you doing squatting there?
513
00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:34,450
Well, this is a part of my official duty, and...
514
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,230
You must be planning something stupid!
515
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,530
Not really...
516
00:25:42,530 --> 00:25:46,100
Though as I'm saying that, I still can't stop my nosebleed.
517
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,210
Isn't that Nanvel's machine?
518
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:49,830
Well, this is...
519
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:52,080
Don't touch it!
520
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,310
But you're going to do something bad with this!
521
00:25:54,310 --> 00:25:57,280
As you're saying that, you put it on full power!
522
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:01,220
What the hell is this?!
523
00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:08,960
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
524
00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:23,440
I'm always just in awe of my friends
525
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,840
They're so cool
526
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:32,450
In my heart, I'm just about to burst with envy
527
00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:38,860
You can copycat people, but that won't change who you are
528
00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:43,360
Only you have what's important right now
529
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:47,490
And it's all special
530
00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:58,170
No matter how small you are
531
00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:02,150
Be brave
532
00:27:02,150 --> 00:27:05,650
Shine your power
533
00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:11,490
Believin' on dream, open your world
534
00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:15,830
Overcome the endless future
535
00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:19,360
Song for you
536
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,730
That's right
537
00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:25,170
There's no time like now
538
00:27:25,170 --> 00:27:35,170
I sing to you, for being able to take that first step
539
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,690
All right! I'll finally go worldwide!
540
00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:45,060
This is so end of the century.
541
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:47,620
"The Shame of Japan" goes out to the world?
542
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:50,090
Well, if she can conquer the world with her swinging breasts,
543
00:27:50,090 --> 00:27:51,630
that would be worth watching!
544
00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:56,130
Awesome! Where will you start?
545
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Of course, I'll start my world conquest
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from Studio 101 of the
Neo Tokyo TV Center!
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Next episode: "Slam Tank"
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Whatever it is, just conquer me soon, Rio!
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Slam Tank
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Rio Kinezono resigns in order to conquer the world.
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