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Close your eyes and listen closely

You can hear the beat of the city

A cunning drama with a mysterious plot begins

Oh, it might be a tragic town

Oh, but you can't look away to the very end

If you reach for the gap in your unfulfilled heart

No one can ever go back

You just have to play your part

And once again tonight, it's show time

Warrior Case File, written by Nanvel.

The incident started when he was released from prison.

Please don't leave me!

Oh, please!

I'm sorry, my precious Doris.

Adieu, my sweet honey.

You're as tantalizing as ever, Chimama.

My lover wouldn't let me go.

Is everyone from our bar doing fine?

They're scattered all over, and we've lost contact with them.

Only Josephine and Caroline stayed.

I guess we can't blame them because we don't have our bar anymore.

I see...

By the way, couldn't you find a little bit nicer of a car?

Don't complain! Right now, we don't have any money at all!

Ta-da! This is the place where we'll start over!

Mama

No Soliciting

Welcome back, Chimama!

I missed you!

Caroline!

I missed you too!

Josephine, you know I don't like fat girls!

By the way, couldn't you find a little bit nicer of an apartment?

Don't complain! We don't have any money at all right now!

Yeah...

Anyway, you know what our goal is!

Oh, yes!

To reopen Bar Akemi, and...

To go to Morocco to get sex change operations!

But how?

I have an idea. Look at this.

Sunday Minichi

Then those transsexual suspects planned the crime that night.

Eww, disgusting!

She Won the Great Innovation

Award Again! A New Record!

The Dream of All Women!

Okay, everyone! Let's say our motto together loudly!

Pinch is chance!

Keep smiling!

Nanvel Kidnapped!

Closed for Private Party

Congratulations on your Great Innovation Award!

Thank you.

I'll give you a big discount today, so eat as much ramen as you can!

Awesome! Thank you so much, Master!

Why did it have to be the same old ramen restaurant?

Hey, Nanvel! You're so great!

Thanks.

After all, you are really something, Nanvel!

Yeah, yeah...

Oh, didn't you know that?

Nanvel is really extraordinary.

Really?

Yes, really.

Well, thanks.

What's so great about her anyway?

Don't you read newspapers?

She invented... well...

What I invented this time was...

It's called the Optical Diet Machine.

Through optical science, it bends visible light beams...

Refracting them into optical illusions.

And it's a revolutionary great diet machine invention!

Right, Nanvel?!

Wow!

That sounds wonderful. Then?

The receiver you wear receives a special wave from the transmitter.

The wave modifies the visible light of the space around the receiver.

That's how the person who wears the receiver can change

the appearance of his or her body however he or she wants.

It's a revolutionary great diet machine invention!

Right, Nanvel?!

Yeah, kind of...

That means you could see girls' underwear

if it was modified a little bit.

That means I could wear the dress I bought two years ago.

That means I could wear a swimsuit.

Wow!

If you could put the receiver on your clothes or swimsuit,

it would be a big hit!

A big hit!

Well, maybe...

If you could make it very small...

You could make a lot of money!

You certainly could.

A lot of money!

Hey, Nanvel, my friend!

What is it?

Do you need an assistant?

Not really.

You are so cold, Nanvel! What about a bodyguard then?

I don't need that either!

Hey, look! It's dangerous to walk home alone on a night like this!

I said I don't need one!

Hey, ladies.

It's dangerous for just two to walk home on a night like this!

See? Like this guy.

Isn't he after you?

Well, are you aware that you're attacking police officers?

I'm her bodyguard, Rio!

You are interfering, Rio!

Yes, you are, Stephanie!

Stephanie?

Long time no see, Stephanie!

You're Chimama from the cross-dresser bar!

I hate exhibitionistic cross-dressers!

You brought an extra girl too.

But at least we succeeded in our kidnapping.

Yeah!

This is how the suspects abducted Rio and I.

What are you going to do with us?

Keep your mouth shut, Stephanie. It has nothing to do with you.

It doesn't mean that you can walk in front of me with that outfit!

What we want is this!

Winner of the first prize of Great Innovation Award!

The Optical Diet Machine!

Oh, I see.

You guys want to be thin without making an effort too.

No way! We already have nice bodies!

It doesn't mean that you can walk in front of me with that outfit!

We don't have money because we were just released from prison.

So we planned a bank robbery to make some money quickly.

But our faces are well-known to the police.

That's why we want your invention.

You must want to deceive the surveillance systems

by changing your appearance using my Optical Diet Machine.

Oh, I see. Sounds like a good idea!

You really are the Edison of our time,

totally different from someone who has no brain and big breasts!

It doesn't mean that you can walk in front of me with that outfit!

You guys know what our goal is, right?

Yeah!

To reopen Bar Akemi, and...

To go to Morocco to get sex change operations!

Now you know what we want. Thank you for your cooperation!

No!

What?

I can't let you use my invention to commit crimes!

What?! What?!

Are you crazy? We're police officers.

There is no way that we can participate in a crime anyhow.

Is that so?

It can't be helped then.

What? Are you going to hurt us?

What are you going to do with Rio?

Nothing at all.

She's going to have some pain,

since you don't want to cooperate with us.

What? Do you think I will yield to violence?

You still like to bluff, don't you?

Stop it! Stop it!

Okay! I'll cooperate with you, so stop it!

Well, well, we really appreciate your cooperation.

But I have a condition!

What is it?

I want to eat Café Kamakuma's cheesecake,

chocolate from Bodiva, and Maxi De Mari's cream puffs!

Why?

Because I want to eat them!

I see.

Since you made such a fuss, that made me even more excited!

My dear Stephanie!

Did you gain weight?

Good morning, my dearest Rio! It's morning!

Rio isn't here...

Why?

You can knock out men with

this! Try Melomelo Diet!

I did it!

You did it?

You really are the Edison of our time,

totally different from someone

who has no brain and does nothing but eat!

What is this?

This is the modified Optical Diet Machine, Pink Elephant Il!

I'll call it Pin-Ele Deluxe!

I made a flower-shaped receiver this time!

Wonderful!

You should have told us it's a receiver from the beginning!

Our plans of bank robbery will definitely succeed!

Yeah!

Then how does this...

All right, then. Optical Diet Machine, switch on!

Ricky!

What is this?

This is a trial version of "American". Don't you like it?

This is good enough!

Our goal of changing appearances has been fulfilled.

No! My sense of aesthetics won't accept this!

Change us to something different!

Really? I thought it was pretty cool.

Ricky!

They are the same as before!

I can see the difference!

We look more handsome and explosively attractive!

All we need changed are our faces!

Why not the rest too?

I think you look the best of you four though.

Well then, let's try the strongest mode this time!

Ricky!

Hey!

Our charms will explode with this appearance!

Sexy dynamite!

Hey!

You're just repeating the same thing over and over!

It really was dynamite!

It didn't work because you've collected cheap parts!

You must have collected parts from a junkyard!

But...

It can't be helped! We don't have any money right now!

Plus this useless girl ate all of those expensive sweets!

Stephanie!

Hey!

My Pin-Ele is very delicate, so we need better quality parts, okay?

What should we do?

There's no choice.

Let's consider it as an investment and do what she says.

And I never skip having a snack at 3 PM and a dessert after dinner.

So don't forget them!

An investment! An investment!

Rio wasn't at home today, either.

I wonder where on Earth those two are?

That's three days now.

I can't believe that Rio didn't show up

for Ramen Special Discount Day.

It's very rare!

Well, it's not so unusual for Nanvel to disappear for a while.

Don't those two realize that they are police officers?

Really!

Warrior Case File, an additional record.

On the fourth day as a hostage,

You can knock out men with

this! Try Melomelo Diet!

I started building the second machine by modifying the first one.

I still think that Matumotoya's Special Japanese Beef Lunchbox

is the best box lunch I've ever tasted!

But the suspects started treating us worse and worse as time went by.

Oh, Shinichiro!

Kasumi...

They sometimes didn't give us decent meals.

This show makes me cry!

There's nothing better than watching

"A Three-legged Race of Love" on a weekday afternoon!

You're right!

Hey! Try it, Kachin!

Kachin!

Nothing better than "Toppo's Try it, Kachin!"

It is funny.

That makes me cry!

Here are Kamakuma's cheesecakes, and chocolates from Bodiva!

And Maxi De Mari's cream puffs!

We bought them for you!

Thank you!

Kids' High-Quality Electronic

Parts Set

Obtaining the parts for the machine,

Special Pizza Lunch

buying everyone's food and their sweets...

We're going to be broke before she finishes building the machine.

Right!

We need to cut down on our expenses somehow.

You can't replace me!

You can't throw me out like a dog.

You want to keep a hard-working fat girl.

That means...

It must be a non-hard-working fat girl!

Bastards!

Adieu, Stephanie!

Don't call me that name!

This is how "Fat Girl" Rio Kinezono was released.

Good job, Rio!

This is it!

Great Pin-Ele Deluxe

My Pin-Ele, don't die like the Mark Il.

Because you are my precious baby, okay?

Right?

You can knock out men with

this! Try Melomelo Diet!

Wow! This is also quite a stimulating character

for early in the morning!

This is the Modified Optical Diet Machine, Pink Elephant Ill.

I'll call it Great Pin-Ele Deluxe!

It has twice as much power as Pin-Ele Il.

Twice! Twice!

I also modified and upgraded the receivers!

Wonderful!

This is it, again?

Now, not just bank robbery, but world conquest is possible!

Yeah!

But, this is...

As I modified them, I added a remote control function too.

I'm getting thinner and thinner!

Wonderful!

Now our plan is perfect!

But... This... Is...

What happened?

I can't see anything!

This newest version is capable of making you invisible

in its strongest mode!

That's great, but we can't see anything either!

Turn it off for now!

What's that sound?

Where is the remote control?

Do it soon!

Yes...

Who touched me?

What are you doing anyway?

The remote!

You turned me on instead!

Turn it off now!

Don't touch me!

Gently!

What kind of machine do you think you made?

The remote!

You are too extreme!

We can use this!

Of course, you need to modify this a little bit.

On the ninth day as a hostage,

they forced me to participate in their crime

You can knock out men with

this! Try Melomelo Diet!

by using the Modified Optical Diet Machine.

I'm at the Neo Numabukuro Branch of Yotsuboshi Bank,

where a robbery took place last night.

The surveillance camera didn't record anything this time either.

Wow!

The police suspect that the same suspects have broken into

last three days, and...

different banks for the

I didn't expect it to be this easy.

Right. It's so easy for invisible people to break into a bank!

You are so smart, Mama!

What will we do with the girl, by the way?

But Mama, the machine isn't very stable yet,

and we might need to repair it sometime. Besides...

She has almost become one of us.

You're right.

If people knew that police officers on the active roster

had something to do with those robberies,

it might ruin the reputation of the whole department.

Yes, that's why we should deal with this internally.

Let Warrior handle this.

Yes, thank you, Sir.

Well, you don't remember where you were held at all?

You'll remember. You'll remember.

You'll remember some clue!

Nothing happened, did it?

It can't be...

Special Lunchbox...

Matsumotoya's Special Lunchbox...

Rio, what else? What else can you remember?

Café Kamakuma's cheesecakes...

Chocolates from Bodiva, Maxi De Mari's cream puffs...

She's just talking about food.

No, those are very important clues!

Come to think of it, those are all Nanvel's favorite foods!

So expensive! You need money to please her, as usual.

Let's find out the locations of those stores.

Matsumotoya... Café Kamakuma...

And Bodiva is here.

Maxi De Mari's cream puffs...

That makes my mouth water!

I see. This is how we'll identify where the suspects are!

This is the basic of the basics.

But we can't see the relationship between these clearly.

We need something else to put this information together.

Melomelo...

Melomelo... Melomelo...

You can knock out men with this...

You can knock out men with

this! Try Melomelo Diet!

Try Melomelo Diet...

What is this?

Goal: Reopen Bar Akemi and

go to Morocco to get sex

change operations!

1: Fuji Bank Ikebukuro Branch

2: Yonwa Bank Shinjuku Branch

3: Ume Bank Akasaka Branch...

They don't care about being cautious at all!

Damn it! Where did they go? Come out, cross-dressers!

I wonder if they have the slightest doubt about what they are doing?

Written apology.

I truly regret that I couldn't resist

the suspects' violence and threats,

and that I cooperated in their crimes.

Neo Shinjuku Branch

of First Bank

This is so heavy, Mama!

Don't complain and just do it!

But...

First Bank

I'm impressed. You have such nerve!

What do you mean?

Don't you feel anything,

even though your coworker has been thrown into the sea?

Rio won't die so easily!

You think so?

Yes, I think so!

Rio!

I'm so tired.

Nobody move!

You're under arrest for trespassing and robbery!

How dare you throw me into the sea?!

Damn it, Stephanie! Everyone run!

Why there are so many banana peels here?

You put me in a kiddy pool

and threw me into the sea without any food!

My grudge is deeper than the sea!

Fat Stephanie! Don't be so cheeky because you lost some weight!

Your conversations are going in different directions, but...

We'll disappear now!

Goodbye!

It's you again!

Even if they are invisible, I can smell beautiful women!

Damn, where did they go?

Rio!

That's it!

It will be easy if we destroy this transmitter!

No!

Pin-Ele!

Nanvel!

What's going on?

Let's finish our fight, Stephanie!

I'll definitely beat you this time!

No! Don't shoot! It's my precious Pin-Ele!

Get out of my way, Nanvel!

Are you aware of what you are doing right now?

I am! I'm aware! But...

Nanvel!

He jumped again?!

We are police officers, Nanvel!

We're supposed to prevent crimes and catch criminals!

Taking a hand in crime is the last thing we should do!

I know, I know that!

But, but...

It's my precious baby!

Stephanie!

Being a police officer isn't easy either.

You'll go straight back to prison!

Nanvel...

I understand. That machine is very important to you.

But Nanvel...

Is it okay for it to be a bad baby?

Stop it!

Your breasts are as good as ever, Stephanie!

This is hell!

Goodbye, my Pin-Ele!

Hey, do you still have that thing?

Sure! I just got out of prison.

Nanvel...

I'm sorry, Pin-Ele.

I should have gone to Morocco sooner.

Man...

That is everything I can remember about this case.

Idiot

I am truly sorry about what I've done, really.

Well, I finished my portion of her penalty!

Maki suppressed this case for you, so you should put up with this!

He's right.

It's your turn, Maki!

I'm already finished.

This machine will perfect my diet!

I can't keep this up!

Yuji's Additional Theater!

Ta-da! Yuji's Additional Theater! Part 1!

Part 1

Good job on your penalty, Nanvel!

It is finally completed!

The modified Optical Diet Machine for gun and drug control!

Pink Elephant V!

I call it the Everything Becomes Transparent

and Yuji Can See Anything Pink Elephant Final!

The honorable place I picked for this historical experiment is...

IS!

Cafeteria

The cafeteria!

There are so many girls!

Let's do it,

Everything Becomes Transparent and Yuji Can See Anything,

Pink-Elephant Final!

The target is, of course, my dearest Rio!

Turn it on!

Oh! This... this is!

My Rio's clothes are disappearing!

It's exciting!

I don't regret my life as a

stalker!

Oh, no, no! I shouldn't be satisfied with this!

Power up!

My Rio's...

Here and there...

Is it okay to see them so clearly?

I'm really happy to see them though!

What are you doing there, Yuji? You look so spaced out!

Oh, my God!

Nothing can compare to the

joy of tarnishing something

beautiful!

You've got a nosebleed, Yuji! What are you doing squatting there?

Well, this is a part of my official duty, and...

You must be planning something stupid!

Not really...

Though as I'm saying that, I still can't stop my nosebleed.

Isn't that Nanvel's machine?

Well, this is...

Don't touch it!

But you're going to do something bad with this!

As you're saying that, you put it on full power!

What the hell is this?!

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

I'm always just in awe of my friends

They're so cool

In my heart, I'm just about to burst with envy

You can copycat people, but that won't change who you are

Only you have what's important right now

And it's all special

No matter how small you are

Be brave

Shine your power

Believin' on dream, open your world

Overcome the endless future

Song for you

That's right

There's no time like now

I sing to you, for being able to take that first step

All right! I'll finally go worldwide!

This is so end of the century.

"The Shame of Japan" goes out to the world?

Well, if she can conquer the world with her swinging breasts,

that would be worth watching!

Awesome! Where will you start?

Of course, I'll start my world conquest

from Studio 101 of the Neo Tokyo TV Center!

Next episode: "Slam Tank"

Whatever it is, just conquer me soon, Rio!

Slam Tank

Rio Kinezono resigns in order to conquer the world.