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Male, 7 years old: Patrasche

Long time no see, Patrasche!

You're going away this year too?

Yes, please take care of my Patrasche for three days.

Did you know that Maki is taking

three days paid vacation starting today?

Shopping in Neo Hong Kong sounds very nice,

but who's taking care of Warrior's work?

We need cash!

I think there's a reason she goes to Neo Hong Kong

around this time every year.

A reason?

I heard that...

I don't care! Just let me shoot the gun! Or I'll...

Take it easy.

We can enjoy working peacefully

and without stress for the next three days.

Women's Locker Room

Men Not Allowed

Why do you always appear out of nowhere like this, you pervert?!

What is this?

No!

Short Vacation

One piece of flesh with bone.

Two big pieces and five small pieces of flesh.

Plenty of bloodstains on the wall.

I could collect a few different fingerprints.

Two big and three small pieces of fiber in the valve.

All right, take out the toilet now.

I'll collect things stuck inside the pipe.

Oh, there's a lot of stuff.

I can't believe Maki just left

and we already have a murder in Policetown.

I don't think it's a real murder case.

Let's wait for the results from Forensics.

Someone could be playing tricks.

Do you really think some weirdo

came to the ladies' room just to play tricks?

Well, this must be the result

of a complicated office love affair.

The couple burned up in their passion

fueled by an illicit relationship and...

What burned up?

Well, nothing?

Chef, Yuji will pay for everything today!

Thank you very much!

What did you do this time?

Never mind. No big deal!

Tell us, Miyuki. What did you see in there?

Well, it was quite dim and I couldn't see very well.

There was a lot of water splashed around

as if something had struggled violently,

and there was something looked like bone with red stains too.

There were also a few things floating in the water.

I was scared to death, but I tried to look.

It smelled awful!

That's enough!

I've lost my appetite.

I shouldn't have ordered kimchee ramen!

Anyway, we're going to solve this!

Murder is worth 150 points, so...

That means a 6000-yen increase in salary! Are you with me?

But it's too early to decide if it's a murder case.

Don't be such a wimp, Miyuki!

If that was just vandalism, we'd only get 10 points.

Where will you get another 140 points?

Rio really wants this to be a murder case!

I know you have a kind nature, Miyuki,

She seems to be short of money this month.

but I can't yield on this point.

I'll take care of this murder case! Leave it to me!

Yeah, yeah.

Here, thank you for waiting.

I'm glad that you came again this year.

I'll give you a little discount.

Thanks, Miss Tai.

They smell nice.

Heave-ho!

Policetown Ladies Toilet

Murder Case Headquarters

Policetown Ladies Toilet Murder Case Headquarters!

All set! Now...

All I have to do is arrest the suspect and I'll get a raise!

I thought it'd be easy, but look at this.

A playboy officer had a love triangle and...

Or this big guy used his strength to cut the victim into pieces.

But a guy like that could just lose it.

Everyone looks suspicious now!

Hey, you!

You work here, don't you?

The toilet is that way.

Who asked about the toilet? This is an emergency!

My boy Tah was kidnapped!

Kidnapped?

Child Kidnapping Case

Headquarters

Tah, real name is Takuya, 8 years old, was kidnapped.

There has been no contact from the suspect.

There are no witnesses whatsoever.

I didn't know that there were this many

policemen who are hungry for women!

We need more information to narrow the search!

Rio forced this tough job on me.

I need a break. Let's get some juice.

Pull over and stop the car!

What a troublemaker!

Hey, you! You were going fifty over the limit!

I'm sorry, but she's about to give birth.

It's coming!

Ouch! The baby's coming!

What are you doing?

Here's your baby! Now let me see your license.

Yes, Sir.

How many times have you done this?

This is the first time, really.

It's no use lying, okay?

Hang on while I look up your record.

You idiot

What the hell is this?

What did you say?

He disappeared about three hours ago

when I took my eyes off him for just a second.

He didn't come back for his meal.

He must be crying with hunger right now.

I see.

Well, if Takuya doesn't come home by tomorrow,

please come again.

You're not taking me seriously because I'm an old woman.

You tax thief!

A lost child case gives me no points at all.

Come again with a real kidnapping case,

which will be 100 points.

All right, Rio! Let's check out what they found

in the toilet murder case.

Nobody's here?

I leave for a minute, and everyone is slacking off!

I'm in a hurry here!

Who's slacking off?

Hey! What are you doing!?

I didn't know that you're so easily frightened.

What? What's going on?

What's wrong?

Someone must have entered some faulty data!

Or maybe a virus? But it can't be.

Hey, what's going on? We're getting incoherent information!

Our data has been erased! What's happening?

Why did you send me three-year-old data?

Why is it taking so long? Send the data right away!

What the hell is going on? You're screwing up our work!

Good. Why don't you search intensively around here?

First, the women's toilet case,

then someone broke in and messed with the data.

Something, something is about to happen...

In Policetown!

Maki!

The target hasn't shown any unusual movement.

Her pattern is the same as last year.

I'll continue watching her.

(Is the suspect a mysterious

intelligent lifeform?!)

Information Room Mystery Headquarters

In Policetown

Two strange incidents in one day, plus a missing child case.

Well, a lost child will give me no points anyway.

If I solve those two cases, I'll get three hundred points!

Promotion!

Salary

A raise!

In Appreciation

Bonus and a commendation!

What are you grinning at, you tax thief?!

What happened to my Tah?!

I said I'm too busy to look for a lost child!

What? You are a police officer, aren't you?

Hey, I was trying to be nice, since you're an ordinary citizen!

You're feeding your big breasts with our taxes!

What are you doing? You wrinkled, droopy-breasted grandma!

You get your pension from my salary, so we're even!

What did you say?

What?

It's gone! It's gone! Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone!

My treasure! My complete collection of "Rio's Here and There!

Please Step on Me with Your Beautiful Legs

Summer Festival Special" optical magnetic tape is gone!

I can't find my earrings!

My compact is missing too.

Where is my lipstick?

My Olympic gold medal is gone!

Where is that expensive magnetic necklace

I bought through the catalog?

Has anyone seen my tweezers?

Serial Robbery Headquarters

I said I'm busy! He's just lost, he'll show up soon.

This is my right as a taxpayer.

"Leave it to me!" at first!

You're the one who said

Stop bothering me!

There are tons of other officers over there

I won't shut up!

Until you take your responsibility,

with nothing else to do!

You are so beautiful, Maki.

No! No! Masato!

I gathered you all to discuss today's incidents,

which are the Policetown Toilet Murder Case,

the Lost Child Case, the Information Room Mystery,

and the Serial Robbery Case.

Well, you can forget about the Lost Child Case.

How dare you?

Calm down.

Be quiet, there!

Right.

Let me tell you about my brilliant conclusion

regarding this series of incidents.

The title is...

"The Serial Robbery by a Murderer

Caused the Disturbance of the Data.

An Illicit Love and a Tragedy." And the suspect is...

You can guess the rest of the story from the title, can't you?

You can tell she likes TV dramas!

Her special favorites are the daytime suspense soap operas!

Be quiet!

Yeah, yeah.

Let's begin, then.

Location = Policetown 8th Floor,

Ladies Room

Reported Time = 9:07 AM

Reported by Miyuki Fujiidera

Policetown Ladies Room Murder Case

The first case was reported this morning.

It was a crime of brutality beyond expression.

Location = Policetown

Takuya Kidnapped Case (no, he's just lost)

(He'll show up soon!)

Well, we can omit that one.

Location = Policetown Information Room

Data Disturbance, Possibility of Virus

The Information Room Mystery

The suspect got into the Policetown database

and disturbed the data.

This affected people all over Policetown.

What his intention was is still unknown.

And there was some mysterious filth left in the Information Room.

Location = All over Policetown

Many victims

Serial Robbery

Reported times vary

Finally, these thefts confused people throughout Policetown!

Was it such a big incident?

It became big.

Rio has a talent for making small incidents big!

Be quiet, there.

Yeah, yeah.

The incidents seem unrelated,

but they're all connected by my brilliant conclusion.

All of the incidents occurred here in Policetown.

So the suspect knows Policetown very well.

In other words, he or she is an insider, a police officer.

The suspect likely had an illicit office love affair,

got into an argument with his lover and happened to kill her!

The suspect calmed down but was worried,

so he created the perfect crime.

He used his position as a police officer

to change the crime from a murder to a theft/murder.

Then he snuck into the Information Room to change the data,

which might have connected him with the victim.

The suspect is still working in Policetown as usual, right now.

What? What's wrong?

Who exactly is the suspect, Rio?

That was all just your personal opinion, right?

Who is the victim anyway?

What about the mysterious filth?

Rio, it was exactly same as the drama I saw last week.

Then what happened to my Tah?

That's weird.

I thought it was pretty good.

You should concentrate on making tea for a while.

Don't say that!

It's quite interesting.

Your hypothesis of only one suspect

for all the incidents is interesting,

but your image of the suspect is totally wrong!

Is that so?

Who is that?

Masuoka of the Profiling Department.

Wow! Could you tell us the profiler's point of view?

All right.

First of all, since we still haven't found an actual body yet,

we can't assume that the victim is female

just because the location was a women's toilet.

And why should the suspect be a male?

A man coming out of the women's toilet would look suspicious.

It's more natural to think of a female suspect.

If the suspect cut the body into pieces,

she must be a very strong woman.

For three incidents in one day,

she must be a more physical than intellectual type.

The majority of the things she stole were accessories,

so you can guess she likes flashy things

and is very loose about money.

Does this sound like someone?

Rio! You?

No way! What are you talking about?

You were in the Information Room when I came back, right?

You once asked me how much my gold medal was worth.

It's odd that you didn't have anything stolen, Rio.

Did you?

What? What do you think I did?

My optical magnetic tape!

My earrings!

My lipstick!

My gold medal!

My magnetic necklace!

My tweezers!

Everything missing is here!

Why? How come?

Reflect on what you have done!

It's a nice picture, Rio. "Beauty in Prison!"

No matter where you are, you're picture perfect!

Why didn't you talk to me before things got this bad, Rio?

But I didn't do it!

Believe me!

The only thing she did was throw a bouquet?

That's correct. She never contacted anyone here.

And she never did anything with people from the same tour.

I see. Good job.

It's me.

Regarding the schedule of the project...

Yes...

Be careful not to let that woman find out about this.

Yes, I'll prepare the work.

This is a typical cross section of male hair.

It's almost a regular triangle shape.

And this is the female one. It's close to a hexagonal shape.

Now, look at this. It's the cross section

of the hair we found at each location.

It looks like a male's, but not exactly.

Is Rio a she-male?

Or is she an alien?

No, no! I compared it with Rio's, but they're totally different.

Which means?

That's right. The real suspect is still somewhere in Policetown.

I want you guys to catch him.

I'm going to bring my recruits next year.

Is that okay, Masato?

They are our comrades, who will carry on your spirit.

Masato...

I don't like dark, narrow places.

You should put up with it for Rio's sake. Turn left there.

There are only three more shots in this chamber,

so you'll have to reload.

Got it.

Yuck! I found a trace of the suspect. It's still fresh.

I'll go that way!

I'll help you to find your Tah.

It's too late now. I don't need any help!

Please wait!

The target is running toward the final location!

Hold on!

It's coming!

Five, four, three, two, one, zero!

Hey, don't shoot me too!

Mission accomplished!

What's going on?

Tah, you're here! I've been looking for you everywhere!

Is Tah a crow?

Oh, that's what happened.

Yes, he took the bone I was using for ramen soup.

And he ate the bone in the ladies' room.

And came to the Information Room

and played with my keyboard.

And took shiny things to his nest inside Rio's locker.

I'm so sorry that he troubled you all.

That's okay! I'm so glad that you found your Tah.

Thanks to you all.

Why don't you order anything you want? Everything's on me!

Great!

Give me a large portion of roast pork ramen!

I'll have dumplings and fried rice!

With lots of garlic!

Lilica, I've just returned.

Yes? Nothing happened. It was very peaceful. Yes...

You'll come back tomorrow? Don't forget the souvenirs!

I think we might be forgetting something.

I'm starving! Let me out of here!

Patrasche, wait a second!

I'll give you some milk and food soon.

All right, everyone! Let's go eat ramen!

I wonder if I've gained any weight recently?

You too?

My breasts have become a little heavier.

They certainly are bouncing a lot!

What are you guys doing?

I wonder if mine will bounce every time I move like Rio's do?

Oh, no!

Are you talking about me? Boing boing boing!

Next episode: "Nanvel Kidnapped!"

Am I going to be kidnapped?

Nanvel Kidnapped!

Well, looks like we'll have another side story.