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SHOW TIME

Mimi o sumashite me o tojite

Machi no kodou ga kikoeru

Sujigaki wa wakaranai nukemenaku hajimaru dorama

Ah higekiteki na machi demo

Ah saigo made me ga hanasenai

Mitasarenai kokoro no sukima ni te o nobashitara

Mou dare mo modorenai

Sorezore ni enjiru no

Soshite konya mo SHOW TIME

Whew, I'm beat, I'm beat.

That perp today was something else.

They're all creeps these days.

There's only one way to shake this nasty feeling.

You got it!

What? Not again?

Are you out then, Lilica?

Count me in, all night long!

So, let's go for karaoke, Maya!

Maya?

She wasn't able to do any blasting today, either.

She looks really frustrated.

Is it a new record?

This is day thirty-five.

That long? Without getting to fire any major bursts?

Worse than that. She hasn't even gotten to use her gun.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Now, now, now.

You shouldn't argue, you know!

What do you want? Men aren't allowed here!

No peeping, guys! - No men!

I was just bringing this to Maya.

Miss Maya Jingu

A telegram in this day and age?

What is it, Maya?

Rogue Father

To Maya Jingu.

Father in critical condition.

Come home immediately.

- Tome

It has been a long time since I last visited home.

A police officer, you say? Don't be silly!

This house won't produce any police!

Please forgive her, Boss!

It's been her dream ever since she was little.

Idiots! I want her out!

She's not setting foot in this house ever again!

Miss Maya, I'm sorry. Deep inside, your father is worried about you.

That's the only way he knows to express his feelings.

And... and... I hope you become a fine police officer!

Octopus Dumplings

Neo Osaka Station

Good old Osaka. It's been a long time.

Miss Maya!

Bob!

Welcome home, Miss Maya!

Wow, you're all grown-up!

Oh, come on.

Why, I almost didn't recognize you.

What do you mean?

You've become a real knockout!

As feisty as ever, I see, Miss Maya.

I'm sure seeing you will perk up your father.

Perk up? Isn't he in critical condition?

His joy at seeing you will whip any old nasty illness.

I see. About his illness...

That reminds me.

The boys are really looking forward to seeing you.

By the way, Miss Maya,

you sure have gotten "big city".

Do you think so?

I don't think so.

Tsukikusa Okinomiyaki Shop

Not Gondo Construction again!

When you get back to the office, you tell 'em!

I'm not leaving my shop!

I couldn't drink another drop.

Now, now, let's not get excited.

You just be quiet!

Yes, Ma'am!

What's the matter?

My goodness, if it isn't Maya Jingu!

It's sure been a long time. Still alive and kicking?

Yes, thank you.

What is it?

You sure have grown up.

Haven't changed a bit, have you?

In any event.

All joking aside...

Doing things in a big way as usual.

Is this some advertisement for your shop?

Don't be silly! Lately this neighborhood has been the target

of real estate speculators!

Speculators?

Right. Spec-u-la-tors.

So, there are still speculators even in this digital age?

Gondo Construction has been targeting

all the shops along this street.

Gondo Construction? What a stinky name.

Right. Go-n-do Con-struc-tion.

Just let the police take care of it.

The police around here aren't worth a crap.

All of them are on the take.

Where do you think you're going?

Well...

We mean...

Well, you see...

This isn't over!

Look at that. He rams a truck into my shop and gets off scot-free.

Jingu Syndicate

I get the feeling my house has shrunk since I've been away.

Our syndicate has had its share of problems.

I'm home, Mother.

I'm home, Father.

Tome, I'm home.

Welcome home, Miss Maya.

And Bob...

Yes...

Kan...

Yes...

Yamada...

I'm sorry for the worry my long absence has caused all of you.

Welcome home, Miss Maya.

Welcome home, Miss Maya.

I'm sorry, Miss Maya.

Gondo Construction has taken over our turf,

leaving our house in this pitiful state.

And now, your father...

It's all our fault.

I see.

Father, how are you feeling?

Boss! This is his worst coughing fit so far! Boss! Boss!

Damn! If only he had his health back!

What did the doctor say?

Boss! Boss! Boss!

Damn! If only he had his health back!

So, what is it Father has?

Boss!

Damn! If only he had his health back!

Could you at least come home to live, Miss Maya?

I don't know.

By the way, Maya.

Yes?

You sure have gone big city on us.

Do you think so? I don't think so.

And...

Look at how much you've grown!

What's happening?

Gondo Construction?

I can't drink another drop.

The same guy!

My masterpiece!

It's clear what they're up to.

You Jingu Syndicate folks seem to be having trouble.

Provided you're amenable, I could be of some slight assistance here.

How tacky!

What did you say? Tell us who you are!

How tacky!

My masterpiece!

Not that we are worthy of introduction,

But...

We are...

But...

We are...

What is this?

Don't you do digital business card exchange?

Nope.

We don't have a computer.

I see.

I see. The Jingu Syndicate

isn't even digital business card exchange-capable.

What did you say?

If you don't know, then I'll tell you! We are...

Osaka's Bright Star of Love and Courage,

Gondo Construction!

What the hell are you talking about?

My masterpiece!

Look at that. Tacky!

My masterpiece!

Our mission is to make efficient use of land being used wastefully.

The Jingu Syndicate's operation

has shrunk considerably of late, hasn't it?

Wouldn't it be better

to place control of the Jingu Syndicate in our hands?

Of course, you have my promise of equitable financial compensation.

My, how you've grown, Maya.

I'm sorry for keeping it from you, Miss Maya. We may have to sell out.

Osaka's Bright Star of Love and Courage,

Gondo Construction!

I see.

Gondo Construction is throwing their weight all around Osaka.

I see.

Osaka's Bright Star of Love and Courage...

Please Enter Password

Those Gondo idiots!

How could they have dropped something this important?

It's telling us to put something in, I guess.

Yamada, you're a gamer, aren't you?

Sorry, but not really.

Are we just going to let Gondo

take control of the Jingu Syndicate?

No, but...

But didn't you clean up on some game called Something Something?

It was called Hot and Sexy Transfer Student.

Yeah, but I only played it thirteen times.

That's more than enough.

Gondo's got the police in his pocket.

He's playing dirty, isn't he?

Isn't there something we can do?

Yeah, I know, but...

Somehow I've got to protect the Jingu Syndicate from Gondo.

Osaka's Bright Star of Love and Courage...

Osaka's Bright Star of

Love and Courage,

Gondo Construction

Gondo Construction.

(Access Denied)

Not again! You dummy!

I'm trying my best!

We'll lose the house at this rate. I'll have no home to come back to!

If we could only do something about that sorry old geezer.

Gondo, the sorry old geezer

That ain't gonna work, Yamada!

Welcome!

Whoa!

I found something.

Top Secret

Look at that!

Now I see! There'll be an auction for smuggled arms

aboard the airship "Emperor Ivan", which will soon arrive in Osaka.

I see.

So, Gondo has been lining its pockets by auctioning arms!

I get it!

Anyway, we must do something to...

Stop them!

Or at least trick them out of their money and guns.

It's huge!

Ivan, he's so huge and so big!

Just what you'd expect from Russia's top luxury liner.

Security must be very tight. How do we get in?

I see. Very tough security, indeed.

I see...

Like I said, how are we going to get in?

That's...

Where I come in.

I don't think so!

Looking good, Boss!

With this Yuzo Kayama tranquilizing guitar rifle

made by Maya's friend Nannan, nothing can stand in my way!

Looking good, Boss!

Her name's Nanvel! And your outfit is embarrassing!

I ask that girl for a weapon,

and I get this crummy samisen smoke screen gun!

Looking good, Miss Maya!

And what about your outfit, Maya?

All right, then. Let's go!

Like I said, how are we going to get in?

Hi, there!

That was easy enough!

The money and guns are all ours!

Release cradle locks! Increase gas pressure by 17! Turbine ignition!

Emperor Ivan is airborne!

Open main duct!

Initiate aero-mode!

Wow!

Maintain altitude at 5,000.

Now you can safely begin your auction, I believe.

It's all going just as we planned.

Our next item...

Russian-made PPSh45 equipped with quick-change drum magazine.

An improved version of the Soviet PPSh41,

its rate of fire is approximately 1,300 rounds per minute.

Stopping power has been more than doubled.

We start the bidding at one million yen for fifty units.

One million five hundred thousand!

Two million!

Two million five hundred thousand!

Seven million!

No other bids?

Sold to Mr. Gondo for seven million yen!

What do we do next?

We got in, at least.

We're way up in the sky, so there's no turning back.

That's true enough.

Of all places to find this limited production, local edition can!

This is the plan!

This is our present position aboard the airship.

Right, right.

For now, I'm in charge of this location.

The rest of you search the airship.

Got it, Boss!

How does that qualify as a plan? How?

Okay, Maya, we're going to search the airship now!

It's supposed to be a secret!

Well! An Egyptian Portside. Look at that wonderful black finish.

Oh, you know your guns. Are you a gun freak, old man?

How rude! It's machine gun mania, machine gun mania, I tell you!

Why hasn't anyone noticed us?

Hey, you over there!

We're in the middle of an important auction here.

Stop making all that racket over there.

Try to keep it quiet, okay, Miss Show Biz?

Yes, Ma'am.

We will now have a fifteen minute intermission.

What are you doing drooling over some pretty woman?

Hey! Excuse me!

You're on! It's time for you to go on stage! Hurry up!

What? Us?

Tome, what should we be looking for anyway?

Beats me.

Could it be we're just walking around aimlessly?

Nah, this is just what a search is like.

Wow!

This is the rare, one-in-ten-thousand "Shiori In a Bikini" can!

Hey, Yamada! What are you doing? Leave them there!

Wait a second!

Saki! Shiori!

Thank goodness.

We're entertainers. Entertainers!

Okay, but I don't know how.

We're fine! Leave it to me!

I've heard that before.

What? A guy dumped you? All right.

Leave it to me!

Leave it to me!

Where is that punk hiding? I'll turn him into Swiss cheese!

Calm down, Boss!

No, that's not it.

What? You fell off a swing? Leave it to me!

Leave it to me!

I'll blow that playground to kingdom come!

Calm down, Boss!

No, not that time. It was...

Get ready, Maya!

What? Hey!

Oh, we're a carefree

noisy, little family

A carefree, bashful, noisy little family

First off, my explosive tongue twister medley!

The shoes laughed, kutsu, kutsu, kutsu.

The sandals laughed, geta, geta, geta!

The neko jumped, cat, cat, cat! Two senbei to say bye!

Forget that watch, hottokei! A futon went a-flyin'!

Get 'em by the handful!

I thought that was a crummy comedy routine!

I'm certain I've seen your faces before somewhere!

I know! Why, if it isn't the Jingus of the Jingu Syndicate!

No, no, you must be mistaken!

What's more, the way I hear it,

the Jingu girl is a cop in Neo Tokyo!

Pinch...

You're in charge now. All right?

Leave it to me, Miss Ruby. Please give Mister Harry my regards.

Certainly.

Good work, Yamada! These are the weapons for the auction.

Wow! When Miss Maya sees these, she'll just go crazy!

Take that for seeing through my perfect disguise!

That wasn't difficult!

Now you're in trouble! Get them!

If you got it, bring it on!

Where'd the Boss get to?

Hey! Boss! Boss!

Tome!

Guys!

How did you find them?

There's more where that came from!

All right! Now I'm ready for anything!

Leave it to me!

Leave it to me!

Not again!

Idiot!

What do you think you're doing? You're a police officer.

I know, but...

You're leaving with Tome and the boys.

Leave the rest to me.

This is my fight, in my world.

Yes, but...

Don't worry. Leave it to me.

Now I remember!

It was when my mother...

I know you have regrets, but don't worry.

Leave it to me. I'll raise Maya into a fine young lady.

What's wrong, Father? Father? Father!

Tome, you and the boys go on ahead!

I'm going with my father!

We're coming, too!

Right!

What is it?

Fire in B Block!

No response from No. 2 chart room!

Intruders detected in E Block No. 1 Lobby!

Who the hell are they?

Tome, aren't we supposed to be helping the boss?

We're in trouble! Once she starts blazing away, no one can stop her.

No. 1 rudder and No. 2 stabilizer inoperative!

Gas pressure dropping!

Release ballast pods No. 1 to No. 6! Raise gas pressure!

Fire in No. 2 engine room! Pressurizing tank inoperative!

Main duct is stuck! Cannot maintain altitude!

All hands abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Let go! This auction money is...

Just shut up!

I shall use this money for the people of the world,

and incidentally for myself! Leave it to me!

Ivan Goes Down in Osaka Bay -

Accidental Explosion?!

Auction for Smuggled Arms

I just love it! Now we can live in peace.

Messenger From The Moon?

Bunny Moon

Sorry, Maya. We looked for the boss, but...

It's okay. Never mind.

He doesn't look it, but he's a shy one, your father.

I understand. He is my father, after all.

Please come and see us again.

Octopus Dumplings

Thank you. Please look after my father, guys.

Take care, Miss Maya!

Looking good, Boss!

Whew! I'm beat, I'm beat.

That perp today was something else.

What was it he said? Oh, yeah!

"I am Underwear Man, hear my song!"

I thought my ears were going to fall off after listening to him!

Well, then, Lilica?

Right, Rio, Nanvel!

Let's go out and have some fun!

So, let's go for karaoke, Maya!

Where'd she go?

I bet she went down there again.

She was pretty frustrated.

When is Father's Day?

Kan

Yamada

m

Bob

Tome

Dad

Itsumo tomodachi ni attousarete bakari

Sugoku kakko ii ne

Kokoro no naka ja kuyashisa de hachikiresou nano

Dareka no mane o shitatte kawaru koto wa dekinai

Taisetsu nano wa ima kimi dake ga motteru

Subete wa tokubetsu

Donna ni chiisa na hitori de mo

Yuuki dashite

SHINE YOUR POWER

BELIEVIN' ON DREAM, OPEN YOUR WORLD

Dokomade mo tsuzuku mirai koete

SONG FOR YOU

Soo da yo

Ima shika nai yo

Hajime no ippo fumidaseru kimi e utau yo

I envy you, Rio!

How's that?

The pop idol Anna Kitagawa chose you to be her bodyguard, right?

So, what about it?

You'll be with her nice body at her concerts,

and when she's sleeping and eating,

and when she takes a bath!

There you go getting a nosebleed again!

Next time: "An Idol Never Sleeps"

If you don't watch it, Yuji here will cry.

An Idol Never Sleeps

You're making me sick! No one will want to watch with you like that!