Original subtitles

SHOW TIME

Mimi o sumashite me o tojite

Machi no kodou ga kikoeru

Sujigaki wa wakaranai nukemenaku hajimaru dorama

Ah, higekiteki na machi demo

Ah, saigo made me ga hanasenai

Mitasarenai kokoro no sukima ni te o nobashitara

Mou dare mo modorenai

Sorezore ni enjiru no

Soshite konya mo SHOW TIME

Hello! I'm not in right now!

Please leave a message after the beep!

This is Smiley Financing, Smiley Credit, Smiley Loan company.

Due to insufficient funds in your account,

we were unable to process your December payment.

So, we request that you deposit funds in your account by the 25th.

Demand for payment -

Request for payment

Please deposit...

29th of the month... pay interest...

please...

Okay, okay, okay.

Saving you from a pinch, this is Punch Loans.

Please deposit sufficient funds by the 28th.

Okay, okay, okay! Everyone and his brother!

Money, money, money. I'm in a big pinch here.

Pinch is Chance!

Keep smiling!

I'm going to have to rob a bank if this keeps up.

Undies, Go!

Serial underwear thefts?

Unfortunately, that's all we have in the Warrior file at this time.

C'mon, don't you have something better?

It's right up your alley. Are you going to take it or not?

I just know you have something better.

Something really big with a big payoff!

Are you hiding something from me, Maki?

The perpetrator targets only the brassieres of beautiful women.

The victims themselves are unsure of the number of incidents.

The type to steal underwear is some geezer, hard up for a woman.

Sorry, this is all we have. Do you want it or not?

What's so exciting about stealing underwear, anyway?

Although a minor offense, these incidents attract public notice.

in his room alone.

Probably getting all excited

Right up your alley, isn't it?

You don't have to split the pay. Are you going to do it or not?

Keep all of the pay?

After all, it's just underwear theft...

Why do I get such a crummy assignment?

What's taking you so long?!

It's a month since the first jewelry heist and nothing!

I know, but the heists always happen in the chaos of a fire...

stomach remedy

And?

stomach remedy

We just can't seal off the exits.

And?

It's arson, don't you think?

No comments from the rookie!

Don't just sit there like a dunce!

Make me some tea! Some tea, I tell you!

I need to take some data to the scientific development department!

Busy! Busy!

My people are incompetent, the rookie won't make tea,

the guys upstairs are shouting about

arrest percentages, arrest percentages...

I'm so sorry.

Hello, Criminal Investigation Section 1.

Chief!

Bad luck for Rio. I usually feel sorry for her, but not this time.

Why does the stuff Nanvel makes look so tacky?

If this doesn't work, I'll be angry!

Turn it, turn it... Ow, it's a little tight.

"Pinch is Chance! Keep smiling!"

Better put away the bra with the bears.

Ta-da! Rio's special underwear-thief trap is ready!

Okay, it's showtime!

Everyone, please evacuate immediately!

Please hurry!

Emergency vehicles! Clear the road!

Good. Welcome to my trap, rat.

Still trying to get into college?

The stress of studying morning to night just got to me.

Looks to me like you're managing it quite nicely!

Yeah...

I have to say, though...

It's amazing you were able to steal so many.

Just laying them out on the floor was quite a job.

All the stress from studying just got to me.

Like I said, it looks like you're managing pretty well to me!

All the same...

Detective, you have such a nice body.

I'd really like the underwear you're wearing right now.

Don't make me sick! Just being close to you makes me queasy!

Having fun, I see!

Yuji, I'm busy here. What do you want?

What a great job!

I heard my girlfriend Rio was having a hard time this week,

so I just thought I'd invite her out to a nice lunch.

No, thank you. Don't get any ideas.

Should I leave you two alone?

I told you not to get any ideas, didn't I?

Oh, not bad at all.

My, my, look at those nice legs!

Hey, Mr. Undie Thief! Where did you get this?

You have a good eye, officer! A fellow leg man, are you?

What a pair they are!

Bravo, Rio! Well done!

What do you mean?

Records Room

You shouldn't be here!

Lilica will be angry!

Can't you wait until she gets back from lunch?

What the heck are you doing?

That's the file.

Right, right.

These are enlarged from

the security camera tapes at the jewelry heists.

It's the same person.

What's that mean?

It's clear that these legs belong to the same person.

Can you be certain it's the same person just from the legs?

I made the connection immediately when I saw Lilica with the data.

This is ridiculous.

I wouldn't be so sure.

We construct 3-D wire images of the photos and compare them.

Processing...

Currently processing...

Completed. Proceed?

See? They match, right?

So, it's the same person?

I wouldn't go so far as to say that.

I'm certain of it!

A guy with a leg fetish knows what he's talking about!

Why, Mr. Undie Thief!

Why, Detective!

Our leg fetish makes us kindred spirits!

Okay!

What's going on here? Confess!

You mean you didn't know, Rio?

What are you doing?

This and that...

Just a little business.

Nothing important.

In a bit of a hurry.

What is going on?

Hey, Honda, what were you doing?

Okay, now I see.

This job came in after you had taken the underwear case, Rio.

Anyway...

This is our little secret! Got it?

Yeah, but...

We'll divide the payoff from both cases fifty-fifty,

and have a big dinner at the Bay Platon Hotel, your treat of course.

And!

And?

Daybreak in the Royal Maisonette Suite with cafe au lait!

Cafe au lait at daybreak?

Daybreak in a royal maisonette suite with cafe au lait!

Anyway...

I want you to show me where I can find this woman!

You don't mean for free, do you?

All right, then.

If that's how you want it, how about for the bra I'm wearing?

Cafe au lait at daybreak with Rio.

You must be in a great mood, Yuji.

I guess.

ID:

Gender - Male - Female

I see. You two would like to work at my place, right?

Yes.

I see. You're both very lucky.

My establishment is such a delightful place.

So, do you two dance or do something else?

No, nothing like that!

Look you, why didn't you tell me this was a cross-dresser bar?

Didn't I?

My, you certainly have beautiful hands. I'm so jealous.

What are you doing?!

I just know you'll be a hit here. They'll just love you!

You got a thing for taking photos of transvestites' legs too?

You know, the more unusual the item, the better.

Boy! You and Yuji sure are into weird stuff.

My, your skin is so nice, so beautiful.

This is hell.

Okay, have you told us everything? Let's hear it now.

This is hell.

I told you everything, really.

Are you certain this homing device signal is coming from Rio?

It appears that way.

Maki!

Forget that idiot and get the directional mike ready.

Okay.

Maki!

No full-course dinner at the Bay Platon,

or cafe au lait in the Royal Maisonette Suite for me!

Okay, it's ready!

Directional mike acquisition, now!

My, your eyes are so pretty.

Won't you go steady with me?

A guy?!

What are you doing?

I tricked you! Touch!

What do you think you're doing?

Beautiful!

Your breasts are perfectly shaped, and sized, and so soft.

Like the real thing.

I had a little operation in Morocco.

So nice.

I don't want my customers' dirty hands touching you.

Those are the legs! That's them!

Oh, I know! I'll make you my mistress.

You'll be amply compensated!

You'll be waiting for me when I get home every day.

Excuse me, toilet.

Everything's ready. We'll meet at the usual place, as agreed.

Right.

Now I see. They were stealing jewels disguised as firemen.

That's right, girlfriend!

Oh, man...

You both have such soft skin!

This is heaven!

Rio!

Rio! Rio! Oh, my precious Rio!

Why can't we hear her voice anymore?

It appears she's now underground.

Underground or whatever.

Let's go blast 'em now!

Wait, we need a better fix on the situation.

Sorry to make you wait.

This might be really big.

Please come again!

I'll be back tomorrow!

It looks like the bar is closed.

Rio!

Wait, we still need a fix on the situation.

These are of especially good quality.

It appears that way.

Our team worked extra hard!

Thank you.

I have transferred funds to the usual account.

Verified.

Well, then. Make sure you take care of those two.

She's a very troublesome girl.

RIO!

Wait just a little longer.

Ta-daaaa! Meet my new item, just perfect for this type of situation!

Roach Motel

Roach Motel

What is it?

Ultra-miniature beetle-type robots equipped for infiltration,

probing, and reconnoitering of inaccessible areas,

prototype number GB-O6R,

Mechanical Pink Cockroach. I call it "Pinkiri" for short!

Isn't it cute? A cockroach won't arouse any suspicion at all.

It's plenty suspicious already! Cockroaches are black, right? Black!

No! I don't want that! It's gotta be pink!

Whatever! Just send it on its way!

You're completely useless!

I'm sorry.

You don't have to take advantage of it!

You're both looking good!

Oh, thanks.

You two just hang there until you run out of strength!

When you get exhausted,

this power saw will be waiting below to slice you in half.

I've always wanted to be taller and thinner! Thanks!

It'll be fun seeing how long you can hold on!

Girlfriend, it'll be sad parting with you, but adieu Stephanie!

Don't go giving me any nicknames!

The transaction has been completed. I have been careful.

They think we're only a smuggling operation.

Detective, I can't hold on!

What are you saying? Hang on!

I'm happy that I can at least die in your bosom, Detective.

No one's in my bosom, I'm telling you!

Hey, let go of me! What are you doing?

Yuck! Let go!

I'm in love, Stephanie!

Thank you, everyone. We've been paid and when we finish here,

it'll be time for our company trip!

We can go to Alaska or Mars or wherever we want!

All right! I'd like to go to Morocco then!

Yeah! Morocco! Morocco!

It's decided then! The Bar Akemi company trip

will be the "Moroccan Sex Change: Farewell, Manhood" tour!

Sex change in Morocco! Good-bye manhood!

Stop it!

It's Rio's...

Operation is go, everyone!

Hey, you're up, Yuji!

Look at where it is!

It's in recording mode, I'll let you see it later.

Really? I'll pay whatever you want for it. Just keep it!

Yuji...

Your precious Rio is in trouble.

Going? Or not?

What's it gonna be, Yuji?

That tickles!

What's the matter, Detective?

No, not there!

No!

I love you, Stephanie!

No, not there!

Rio, can you hear me?

Nanvel?

We're monitoring your situation. We're preparing to come in!

Pinkiri will cut the rope.

If all goes well, then we just may meet again.

Incidentally, if you open his little wings,

he can also be used as a grenade.

Okay? Hang in there!

You got me into this pinch,

and record me as this thing crawls all over?

You have it rough, Detective.

What's that?

Rio, Rio, Rio!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Pinkiri is ultra-miniature and so is its output.

No way!

Rio! Rio!

Hurry, hurry! I want to blast now!

Detective, I really can't hold on anymore!

What are you saying? Hold on!

Cafe au lait at daybreak!

Damn it!

"Pinch is Chance!"

"Keep smiling!"

I love you, Stephanie!

Damn! This is it!

Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!

We're in!

Don't move! You're all under arrest!

We're here, Rio!

You took long enough!

I'm here, too!

You're all very nice, but... Get them!

Right!

Gross!

I'm saved!

Stephanie, I'm going to kill you with my own hands,

so no other man gets his dirty paws on you!

Rio!

Give it your best shot!

Hey, do you still have any?

And what if I do, Stephanie?

I should have gone to Morocco sooner!

What nice legs!

Hey! Let me go!

I want to do more shooting!

Here are the bills.

Why do I have to pay all these?

Because this is what it cost to rescue you.

And my precious Pinkiri was destroyed.

And I didn't get enough shooting action.

Calm down, calm down.

More importantly, do you remember your promise, Rio?

Here you go, Daybreak Cafe au Lait.

See ya!

You mean, no full-course dinner at the Bay Platon?

What a waste...

All of these, material for an experiment.

Might as well enjoy them while I can.

Back to part-time jobs again.

Okay, Detective. I got the bra you promised.

"Pinch is Chance. Keep smiling," you know!

Good luck!

I know!

It's cold!

Itsumo tomodachi ni attousarete bakari

Sugoku kakko ii ne

Kokoro no naka ja kuyashisa de hachikiresou nano

Dareka no mane o shitatte kawaru koto wa dekinai

Taisetsu nano wa kimi dake ga motteru

Subete wa tokubetsu

Donna ni chiisa na hitori demo

Yuuki dashite

SHINE YOUR POWER

BELIEVIN' ON DREAM, OPEN YOUR WORLD

Dokomade mo tsuzuku mirai koete

SONG FOR YOU

Soo da yo

Ima shika da yo

Hajime no ippo fumidaseru kimi e utau yo

Today's assignment is bodyguard duty. What a bother.

I'm told our client for this one

is the son and heir of an Arab petroleum mogul.

What's more, he's young and handsome.

What's that? All right then, let's go for it!

You're eager all of a sudden.

I'll get gobs of reward money,

and my dream of marrying rich will come true!

Next time: "From the Desert With Love"

If you don't watch, I'll cry.

But, Rio, this mogul's son is a bit on the weird side...

From the Desert With Love