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Get in here.

Take that seat right over there, miss.
Okay.

You know, you're in big trouble here.

I really don't understand why I'm in big
trouble. I don't have anything on me.

I saw you standing over by the jewelry
section and, you know, you were over

there for quite some time and, you know,
I noticed you didn't...

Bring a wallet or a bag or anything?
Were you looking to make a purchase or

something? I mean, you've got a very
large selection of jewelry. I was just

looking, but my grandmother came with
me. She was going to pay.

Oh, your grandmother's here and she's on
the floor?

I think so.

Okay, you know what?

Why don't you just sit right there? I'm
going to go grab her for you.

Okay.

Do you need anything?

Do you have anything?

Okay, so I believe this is your
granddaughter, if I'm not mistaken.

Yes, and why do you have her here? I
wondered where you went, sweetheart.

She's in some big trouble here.

I noticed her standing by the jewelry
section, you know, touching and grabbing

lot of jewelry and trying it on.

And I also didn't notice she, you know,
she didn't really go to the cashier and

she didn't have a wallet on her, so.

And she said you were with her and
you're supposed to pay for her stuff.

Well, good man, we are shopping here.

We've been customers of this store for a
lot of years. Yeah.

And we were just looking around.

Well, you know, I'm having my team go
over surveillance footage right now.

you know, we have reason to believe that
your granddaughter is going to be in

really big trouble here.

You're going to have to probably call a
cop and stuff on her.

Oh, come on. That's too much. I didn't
do anything.

I believe so. You know, I mean, he's not
being very cooperative.

Well, what do you expect?

I mean, what a shock.

Well, you know, I saw what I saw, and
the footage is going to back everything

up. What do you think you saw?

I'm positive I saw that your
granddaughter stole some items from our

I don't have, like, a purse or a bag or
anything, though. We're going to get to

that first. I'm going to have to do some
paperwork and get a couple of mugshots

first. And then once I get the monk shot
and go get the paperwork, I'm going to

come back and I'm going to have to do a
strip search on her. What?

Is that entirely necessary?

I can assure you. If that or your
granddaughter is going to have to go to

I really don't. I'm sorry, ma 'am. Look,
I don't think her mother would

appreciate her going to jail.

So let me just get this monk shot off
her. Can you just please stand up? Monk

shot? Yes.

Stand up. Let me just get a picture of
her because I got to do some paperwork.

Please. This is my job. Where is the
photo going? Right here. This is just

our personal records.

Just do what he says for right now.

I'll think of something. One like that.

Turn to the side for me, please.

Oh, my goodness.

All right. Perfect.

All right. Well, like I said, your
granddaughter is going to be in some

trouble here once we get the footage
back.

Well, first you have to find what you
think you can find.

Trust me, I already know. So I'm going
to want you and her to think about the

strip search.

Things can be solved a different way as
long as you guys cooperate, right? Yes,

we can certainly pay for anything you
may think. I'm going to get the

you two discussed.

When I come back, I'm going to have the
strip search.

Listen, it's either going to be me or
the cops going to strip search her.

And if they do it, it's going to be a
big scene, cop cars outside.

She might even make the news.

Oh, you're just out of the question.

What?

You know what?

Where is this exactly?

One of the items we were looking for.

You know, I think I'm going to have to
do paperwork on both of you two now. You

know what?

Switch spots. Let me get a picture
before I leave.

And I think you two need to really think
about surf shirts when I get back

because I'm going to have to do both of
you now. Stand over there.

Switch. You two are in really big
trouble.

Switch spots.

Let me get a picture right there.

One.

And now let me get a side profile, ma
'am.

Like I said, I'm going to get people
excited.

I could call the cops. They could come
down here and ship search both of you,

you let me do it, and we can see if we
can work something out. All right?

I'll be right back.

Oh, good Lord.

Well,

I haven't. I don't know what happened.

Okay, wait.

I need to snap at you, sweetie.

It's going to be okay. It's going to be
okay. Look.

I can't. I can't. Just let

me

handle it.

Let me take care of it.

I'll work something out.

We're not going to tell her. We are not
going to tell your mom.

We wouldn't tell her this.

She says straight laced. You know how it
is.

He won't. He won't. Just trust me a
little bit.

Trust me. It's your grandmother.

Trust me, darling.

I wanted to wait to tell you until after
we left the mall for lunch, but you

know that scholarship I applied for?

Yeah. I got it.

And I can't lose it. You're not going to
lose it, though. I might. No,

you're not going to lose your
scholarship.

I might, though.

No, no, no, no. Look, listen. Because
the cops will be in trouble, and then

they'll be like, oh, you can't come to
our school. Let me handle it. I'm going

to work it out with this young guy.

Don't worry about a thing. Don't worry
your pretty little head.

She's got a hard -on for power.

Well, some people do. But you know what?
We're not going to let him take

advantage of us.

We're going to work with that. I mean, I
can pay for these things. Just make it

go away.

I know.

He will. He will. I'll throw enough
money in this direction. Don't worry

it. Don't worry about it. Just watch
what you say when he comes back.

Have a sweet time. Don't you sit here.
I'll sit here. Okay.

I can do that.

Relax for a minute. He'll be back in a
second.

I'm sure I can raise him up.

I hope so.

Yeah.

You know, this is a big store. They have
more important things to worry about

than that little bit of joy.

Not even that much.

It's nothing.

It's really nothing.

You know, I'm sure they deal with
things. They just jump the gun on us.

I don't even have anything on me. I
don't know what I'm feeling.

I know. I think they're just prejudiced
sometimes towards young people.

And they think that...

You're just going to steal things, but
don't worry about it. I've been doing

this a long time.

Have you been strip searched?

Well, no, I've never gotten caught
before.

I have no idea what happens in a strip
search, but I guess you have to take

clothes off, maybe.

I'm not sure.

I don't know.

I don't want everybody to see me naked.

Heck no.

Well, that's not going to happen.

I'm not sure that wouldn't happen. I
mean, he's a guy. We're women. Right.

get a female security guard. Yeah, if
they had to do it, which they won't.

I'm sure they'll get a nice older lady
of some sort or something if they

have to do something.

We're not going to worry about that.

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going
to tell him it must have just stuck to

sleeve somehow, and I just didn't notice
it.

Exactly.

And I mean, I was looking through all
those jewelry bins that were on sale.

I can't believe that they don't want to
be looking at the jewelry when the other

one's having the massive sale. Exactly.

Of course you're going to look at every
little piece, and I mean, that's

completely possible.

Picking it up.

Everything's so expensive in there, you
have to make the most of a 50 % off

sale. Well, yeah, you do.

I know.

Otherwise, we'd be shopping online.

Right.

Yes. Instead of just doing it online.

Hope you two had a good a long time to
think about what you both have done here

All right. I got all paperwork filled
out About that. All right. Listen here

quiet. I haven't told you to talk yet
All right. Uh, can I see some ID please

'am?

Thank you first name, huh such a great
influence for your granddaughter, huh?

Well, I am.

Is this your current address? This is
everything here? Yes.

All right, cool.

Did she live with you or did she live
with her mother?

Well, she lived with her mother, but she
spent a lot of time with me.

That's all. I'll be able to send
everything to you then. Yeah.

But seriously, you know, I was looking
at that jewelry, and it just must have

gotten caught in my sleeve.

I mean, there's just no way I wouldn't
have... Ma 'am, please, leave your

accuser to somebody else here.

We have you on camera.

It's already over with, all right? Can
you fill out my paperwork?

And let's just get through this, okay?

Well, I can pay for it.

You know, I do. I have money.

You know that?

Too late for that. You could have done
that about 20 minutes ago.

Well, I didn't get the chance. You
brought me in here.

All right, just to let you also know,
the cops... I'm going to have to call

cops on this one.

What? No way.

The items you stole?

They're $10 ,000.

I didn't steal them. They're right here.

Listen, listen. This is $10 ,000.

You're holding them.

And, you know, we caught you and that's
it. So I'm going to have to conduct a

search on your granddaughter.

A search?

Yes. But I don't have anything.

I don't. I'm going to have to find out
for myself. So can you please stand up

for me?

I don't have anything. Stand up. Listen,
it's either I'm going to be doing this

or, like I said earlier, the cops are
going to come down.

And it's going to be a lot of people.
But you said you have to call the cops,

right?

Well, let me get through the procedure
here and then... I guess I'll just pat

you down. I mean, it's okay, darling.

Come on, get up.

Let's just get this over with so we can
go home.

Okay? Get up. There you go.

Okay.

That's okay.

You guys sure you don't have anything
else? Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Why would I put anything there?

Hey, listen.

Stop. This is part of the search, all
right? This is part of our procedures. I

don't know about that. Are you sure?

Yeah. You don't have any female security
guards? No, we have none. Can we

request one?

No. Hey, look. Listen.

You guys stole $10 ,000 worth of... I
didn't do anything. I don't have

You guys are both in really big trouble.
This is going to ruin your

granddaughter's future. I don't have
anything.

All right. I'm going to have to call the
cops.

Well, don't do that.

What can we... Honestly, wait.

There's got to be something we can work
out.

Um, I'm not taking your money, and I'm
going to have to have your granddaughter

take off some layers of clothes.

What? You mean like a jacket?

Yeah, I'm going to have to see if she
has stuff underneath that. I can't feel

everything.

And, you know, also, you're going to
have to do the same thing, too, here.

I can't. You can't have my grandmother.

Yeah.

He's my grandmother.

He's the one who had the items falling
out, and I have to see if you have

anything else under there.

Well, I mean, a couple of things I can
take off. Listen,

like I said, it's either me, or I'm
going to get the cops really involved

this, and this is going to be really bad
for the both of you's future.

We can't have the cops.

This is part of my job.

Please, take off your top. Let me see
what you have under there.

I know she got her scholarship and
everything. We're not going to ruin

Come on, take... What?

The tops also. Let's go. I don't have
another shirt on under this. That's

I have to see everything. I don't know
if you have anything taped underneath or

hidden. I don't even have a purse. Why
would I hide tape?

Come on.

Take the top off.

Is this what you do all the time? This
is humiliating, Hannah.

Well, it's just us. It'll be over soon
enough.

I'm not going to find anything and then
we'll be out of here.

I told you I don't have anything.

I promise.

Yeah, well, we'll see.

Taylor, I'm going to need you to remove
the skirt as well.

Come on. I'm going to also need you to
remove the skirt.

My skirt?

Yes, your skirt.

But, sir, I... Come on. It doesn't even
have pockets.

You've got to remove it. Let's go. This
is part of the search.

Come on. Pants, too.

Pants? Yes, I've got a strip shirt to
pull to you.

It's going to be me yelling at these
poll cops here.

Well, I mean, this is better. It's just

him. Take the skirt down. It's not like
he's

asking us to take our underwear off. I
mean, you know, I guess it's no worse

than a day at the beach.

All right.

Turn around.

Officer, I swear, it's my butt. Come on.
Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, really?

Oh, my goodness.

You are really taking advantage, aren't
you? The whole situation.

I'm just doing my job, lady.

I'm making sure that you have nothing
else on there.

I'm gonna have to, you guys, you're
gonna have to lose it all.

What?

What? Yeah, lose it all.

Can't you feel? Can't you see? Like,
what could I be hiding in here? I have

check your clothing. I have to see if
you have anything hidden in there.

You might have hidden pockets.

You probably have hidden pockets among
you two ladies.

We don't.

Look, ladies, it would be a lot easier
if I do this and the cops.

Alright?

This will be over quickly or you'll be
here all day with the cops.

It'll be a huge scene.

And there's no way out of it. You're
going to get strip searched one way or

another.

It's going to be embarrassing for her.
There's no way out of this. You're going

to get strip searched regardless.

Come on.

I don't have all day here.

Let me see that.

Let me see more.

Give me. Do you see buckets?

Nothing in there.

Nothing in here.

Alright, ladies.

Nothing in there.

Pants also.

Come on with the panties.

Thank you.

Like a little too much.

Like I said, it's either my way or it's
going to be the cops around here.

I can't do the cops.

I can't lose this scholarship.

I really can't.

We're not going to find anything and
then we'll get all our clothes back on

and then we'll be out of here.

Get it over with.

Be careful.

It's my granddaughter.

How could I put things in my hair?

Alright.

Well, ladies.

I'm never shopping here again.

Like I said, you guys are in very, very
big trouble. Turn around when I'm

talking to you.

Listen, ladies. You two are in very big
trouble here.

You know, like, look.

I could get the cops involved, but, you
know, maybe I could help you out here.

Okay.

You don't want to get your granddaughter
arrested, have her college ruined, her

future, have her mom mad at you.

She's young and beautiful.

And you don't want to be known as a
grandma on the news. I've got a

granddaughter arrested for shoplifting.

No, no, no, I can't have that.

So, you know, I think I'll give you guys
a break.

Okay.

But you're going to have to help me out.

Okay.

Um,

you know, this is very serious.

I could get fired. I could get in
trouble with the law. So I think you

could help me out in a certain way.

We're listening.

We're listening.

Um, you guys could help me out in a
certain way.

Oh, no,

no, no, no, no.

Look, like I said. No, look at me.

It's that or I'm gonna get the cops down
here. It's gonna be 12.

They're gonna be searching you.

God knows what they'll do.

Or you won't be known as a grandma on
the news who got her granddaughter

arrested. But you're not gonna call the
cops if we... If you help me out, I

won't call the cops.

What do you want?

I want... To touch it?

Both of you, you suck my dick.

Yeah.

Help me out a little bit here, and this
will never, never happen. Just never

happened.

You promise?

Cops won't even know about this.

What about, what about the paperwork?

Paperwork? What paperwork?

Really? Yeah.

That's it?

That's it. Just like that.

Ladies, come on. I don't have all day.

Okay, okay. Come on. Come on. Get down.
Both of you guys get down.

I know you don't want to do this.

Think of something else. Don't think
about what it is.

Think of it as like a rubber toy or
something.

Come on.

Maybe.

Watch.

I can't watch.

It's not that.

You know?

Nina, stop.

I can't watch you do that.

I don't like watching you do it either.

Don't. Take a little of it.

Oh, God.

Keep me happy.

Nothing. Sorry. Never happens.

Look here. Listen, you two need to have
a little bit of a better attitude here

or this isn't gonna work. I'm gonna get
the coffee. Oh shit.

Okay, baby.

Come on.

Suck it up.

Make me believe like you guys like it or
something.

Stop the crying.

It's either this or going to jail.

Oh, God.

That's it.

Get

the

balls, yes.

Get those balls, yes. Slip them. There
you go.

I guess that'd keep me happy.

Come on. Show me a little bit more than
that. There you go.

You too, granddaughter.

You're okay. You left those walls.

That's not as bad.

That's it.

Just clean it like that, yes.

There you go.

Okay,

have you had your fun?

No, let us go. Really? No, this is not.

Listen here.

Like I said.

I love cops. You guys got to keep me
happy.

You said you don't have all day. You got
to show your grandma what happens when

you get caught or do something wrong.

It's either this or she could be in
jail.

Back and forth, baby.

Yes.

Have both your grandma and your
granddaughter spit on you. There you go.

on her.

Hey, look, listen.

She doesn't have a lot of experience.

I mean, I haven't been doing this for
years.

She has to be taught a lesson.

Just because I'm a grandma doesn't mean
I don't have a tight hole. Oh, my God.

This morning, I sure didn't think I'd be
doing this.

Yeah, you don't say.

Oh, do you have to do that?

Mm -hmm.

I guess it kept him excited.

Some men are like that.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, you could punish for
your crimes.

She didn't do anything.

It's all me.

I'm already naked. You saw I have
nothing. You felt inside my pussy.

nothing in there.

Yeah.

Well, actually, he's in me now.

Yeah. You ever had one that big before?
No.

No, I've never been fucked that deep.

Really? I don't think it's natural,
Dana. I don't think it's natural, Dana.

You have to do something like pump it
up, you know?

I think it's a pump toy.

Your earrings were pretty, though. I
don't think they were worth this.

Probably not.

No.

This will matter as long as they keep my
scholarship.

You're doing this for your

scholarship.

Yeah, we're doing it for the
scholarship.

We're sure not doing it for the fun of
it. And you know what?

We don't even get to keep the earrings
after all this.

I don't think.

Turn around.

Turn around. There you go.

Turn around.

Oh, no.

Are you kidding on the hard table?

What?

Nobody does this on a table.

It's very pretty for us.

And then a beard.

It's so fucking weird.

Oh my God.

Don't think about it. Think about
something nice.

That's amazing.

Can you believe this goes on at a store
like that? Hey, quiet.

How did you ever qualify for this job
anyway?

Are

you

okay?

This isn't hurting your back, is it?

All right.

Well, she's just so young. I can't
expect her to suck it up. It's either

she'll be going to jail.

She's sleeping so hard.

You are one big trick pony.

No reason to walk in here.

No, no reason to walk in here.

Let me supervise that. Oh, great.

You can see how he probably trains
people around here.

Hey, I'll make the rules here.

Sir, please. She can take it. She's a
big girl.

She can steal $10 ,000.

I think she can take this. I didn't
steal $10 ,000. Well, in the end, what

we stolen?

Hey,

quiet.

Hey, when I call out now.

Put that thing back in me.

Oh, God.

Hey, stop.

Try and get through this together.

We don't ever have to talk about

She's too young for this. I'm too old
for this.

Don't they have some nice beds in this
store in the home department?

I'm not fucking on a bed, young man.

Is there something wrong with this
picture?

That he's excited and we're not?

Just shut your eyes, baby, if you can't
take it.

She's a big girl. That's what I do.

I just shut my eyes.

Back and forth and back and forth.

What kind of room is this?

Yep, sure, Colonel.

Okay.

You know what? Maybe when we leave here,
we can go out in the mall and get a

massage or something.

Wouldn't it be nice?

Right?

I'm feeling awful kinked up after all
this. I think we need to do something

that.

Oh, what are you up to for us?

You just turned on the mic.

Are you sure? Think about it.

Here, come here.

Over now.

Come here. Aren't you tired?

Nope. You've got to sit down on here.

Get on top.

What?

You've got to learn. You've got to teach
your granddaughter how to ride.

Come on.

Oh, Dave.

Come on.

There you go.

I think they're doing it in reverse.

Well, that's not easy.

I think she has it.

Well,

at least you don't have to go down any
farther than you want to.

You can kind of control it.

That's it. Up and down.

Yeah.

It's not easy.

Hannah don't want me to do this.

At this point, does it even matter?

I mean,

if you have to do it, you might as well
just not be completely uncomfortable.

You know, just go slow and don't go down
too far.

Yeah. Right?

Yeah.

It's like an eternity.

Oh, yeah.

It's so gross.

Nice and long. There you go. Up and
down. Listen to me. Come on. Pick up

attitude. There you go.

Now your grandma's turn.

Come on.

You're okay.

Here, get a nice little retreat,
Grandma.

Make it nice and wet for her. There you
go.

Why can't I do that?

There you go.

That's it.

Be a good granddaughter.

Come on.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Daniel.

That's it.

Can you look at Grandma? I'm just taking
the tip part.

I'm going to sit all the way down on
this ball.

I don't want to hear you talk like that,
Grandma.

Well, honey, desperate moments,
desperate measures.

What?

What are you doing?

What's going on?

What

are you doing?

Am I not enough for you?

Now it's your store. I thought you just
worked here. Yeah, I work here. You're a

supervisor. I run this store, right?

Into the ground.

That's it, yes. Keep on running that
thing. There you go. Just like that.

happy.

That's it.

Now my legs can only take so much.

All right, so you're going to get back
on.

Take a walk with your grandma.

Come on, switch. I don't want her to...
You're getting tired. Come on.

Switch. Oh, baby, I'm sorry.

I'm just getting tired.

Switch.

I'm sorry, honey.

That's it. We get it over with.

Oh, shit.

Good Lord, it's not bad.

Does it hurt?

No, it's just really deep.

Well, don't let him push you down too
deep.

Stay up more.

Honey,

the sooner we get this done, the sooner
we can get out of here.

I'm just, I'm just horrified that this
is even happening.

I thought the store was destructed. I
just have no idea this type of thing

on. I just can't believe it.

I just can't.

It's like I'm in shock.

Just do what you can.

Do what you can do. Just do what you can
do.

What?

You want me to do both?

Then do what?

You can't watch?

Okay,

through my balls.

There you go. That's it.

Get those balls, yes.

Uh -huh.

Oh, that's okay.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Are you okay?

Oh, that's it. Yeah.

Yes.

Oh.

Fuck, yes, that's it, just like that.

Oh, good grief.

Trust me, ladies, this is way better
than having cops come down and hang on

you.

I'm beginning to wonder if that's true.

Oh, that's a good thing, but... Oh,
fuck.

Okay.

My legs are tired. What do you want from
us?

Oh, you girls get off.

Get in your knees.

Get back down there.

What? Yeah, back to the floor.

Just like... Oh, that's a good one.

Uh -huh.

Your leg is almost there.

You almost worked your way out of this.

I never liked it.

I don't think I'll ever get it again.

This is what she's going to have to
expect in college, and she goes... Aw,

frighten her.

There you go. There you go. This is what
college life is going to be doing to

you. There you go.

Those guys aren't like them.

Those guys aren't like them. Come on,
your grandma's been to college, right?

knows. She's just lying to you.

You guys have to do one more last move.

Come on your face now.

On my face? On both of your faces. What?

Yes. So gross.

Oh, no.

You do this, and nothing ever happens.

Please don't get it in my hair.

Oh, honey, you can always wash your
hair. I don't want everybody in the wall

see what we were doing in here.

Come here.

Face this way, honey.

I'm just going to face that, and we'll
be out of here.

Shut your eyes. You don't get all that
nasty stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Shut your mouth, too. You don't get all
that stuff.

Come on closer.

Look up at me. Come up. Let me see your
beautiful faces.

Come on closer. There you go. That's it.

Oh, that's it.

Shut your eyes.

Maybe it won't be very much

First is over.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

I think he has a little titty bargain.

It's never happened.

You know what, ladies?

Clean yourselves the fuck up.

Get the hell out of my office.

And I never want to see you back here
again, all right?

You're sick.

Don't worry.

I think we'll be back.