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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) The Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show

was not nearly as divisive as people feared.

Yeah, in fact, it united all Americans

by reminding us how little we paid attention

in high school Spanish.

Very true.

Uh, uh, como se dice?

Let's start the show.

Oh, shit, you just said it.

Vamonos.

Vamonos.

I'm Kenny Thompson, and for whatever reason

you have an issue with what we doing

and you want to watch an alternative version

of the show, you can check out Bad Sports,

hosted by Greg Gutfield and Jeff Dunham

over on The Daily Wire.

Did you like the game?

Yeah, I enjoyed it.

I mean, I like the commercials as well.

Did you have a favorite commercial?

Oh, my God, yeah.

Uh, what was my favorite commercial?

I like the one...

I like the commercial that made me cry.

The, um, the Coinbase commercial.

And?

That's right, yeah.

I mean, what are you talking about?

Wait, wait, you were in a Super Bowl commercial.

Yes.

Yeah.

That's right.

Thank you.

Give me that one.

Thank you very much.

Shout-out to Agobe.

Yeah, thank you for putting my kids through college.

Yeah, man.

Congrats, man.

Major, major congrats on being a corporate sellout!

Yeah, dude, I would never do that.

Never!

Never would I ever!

Hey, you know what they have to do

to get me to do something like that?

They have to chase me down

in my Fabletics

like a shark ninja

to do anything like that.

Just-just so I can kick back

and-and drink my, uh, Grand Cormino.

Okay?

And-and track my picks

that I just picked on DraftKings,

which is easy to do from anywhere

because I have Verizon!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You should be ashamed of yourself, man.

You're right.

I should be more discerning, like you.

You know what time it is, people.

It's time for Out the Gate!

Whoo!

First of all, I knew that the Patriots

was gonna lose when Jon Bon Jovi introduced him.

Yes.

Um, because nothing says New England

more than New Jersey's own Jon Bon Jovi.

This is true.

After a disappointing loss,

Cardi B has unfollowed Stefan Diggs

and started following Tay Diggs.

What?!

Oh, my.

That's crazy information.

Congratulations, Tay.

Yeah, yeah.

We got to talk about the halftime show.

Now, I loved it.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But did anybody notice the Bushes?

They were actually people,

which was both amazing and creepy as hell.

Oh!

Yes.

Whoa, hold on now.

That's the Bushes.

All right, so, wait, King, let me get this right.

So, a Brazilian is no Bush,

but a Puerto Rican is all Bush.

Yeah, yeah.

That's right.

They know that.

Okay.

Got it, got it, got it.

Got it.

Known for that Bush.

The Bush.

Just so you know,

if you watch the halftime show on Telemundo,

um, it was in English.

Oh, I know.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, interesting.

That's where I watched it.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, caught every word.

Okay, yeah, well, speaking of translations,

we got a translation of one of his songs.

And not only does Bad Bunny not hate the Patriots,

he was trying to help them out.

Oh.

Mm.

Drake May is one of the best scrambling QBs out there.

You guys need to run him more,

either through a series of design runs or improvisation.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay, well, keep going.

What else does it say?

All right.

When they drop two safeties down in blitz,

you need to identify the hot read

and throw it where they coming from.

Get your receivers out in space

because the run game isn't working.

Good for you, Bad Bunny.

Jackson Hayes got physical on defense the other night.

Too bad it was against the other team's mascot.

Bad Wizard!

Bad Wizard!

Oh, not the cheap shot to the mascot.

Come on, bruh.

You know what happened?

What?

Luka bet him a spot on the Serbian national team.

Oh.

What's next, Jackson?

Huh?

You gonna give a wedgie to the kid

who wipes the court between baskets?

Is that what you're gonna do?

You're a bully.

Bully?

Yeah.

Goodness gracious.

What type of person does that to a mascot?

Come on, bruh.

It's ridiculous.

He can't even see it.

Taking a shot at a mascot.

You know how hot it is in there?

You know all the type of work you got to do

to be a mascot all game, man?

Man, nobody knows that it's you,

so they can't even pat you on the back.

Yeah, you know, you just,

you're unnoticed all day as a real person inside.

Everybody keeps calling you

whatever the name of that mascot is,

and you got to deal with that mentally

only to take a cheap shot like that

from a regular person on the outside

with feelings and acknowledgement.

What's going on?

I used to be a mascot, man.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, bruh.

I'm sorry, man.

I don't know what he going through, man.

Flash it back.

Yeah, nobody said anything to me.

Nobody knew.

For years.

After the game, I took the hat off

and the costume, and I was waiting for,

was that you?

Was that you?

It never happened, man.

It's that bullshit, man.

Sorry, man.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

Thank you, man.

Uh, Smucker's Uncrustables

were invented to make peanut butter

and jelly sandwiches easier to eat

and crust-free.

Mm-hmm.

Well, during the warm-ups

of the Syracuse-Virginia game,

Donnie Freeman did the unthinkable

to the Uncrustable.

The Uncrustable is great

for that pre-game meal.

You better not peel that crust off.

To take the crust off...

You better not peel that damn crust off.

Now, hold on.

Now, we done worked.

We done bust our asses.

We bust our asses

so that people didn't have to remove crust.

This is disrespectful,

and this is not in line with the vision.

Why you acting like it's crust, man?

Years of hard work.

Years of hard work and dedication

so that people can eat

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

without the crust!

What's he taking off, man?

That's ridiculous, Kenan.

Hey, Haro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They took the crust off the Uncrustable.

Look at Haro's face.

I know you fucking lying.

Oh, shit.

Ain't no goddamn crust in that crust.

The Waste Management Open

usually becomes the Wasted Management Open,

and here's what I mean by that.

These people...

Get off of me.

I got it.

I'm good.

I can walk.

I'm walking straight.

Here we go.

I wanted to go this way.

Oh!

Yeah.

I wanted to do all of that.

You know, if he pukes in his own shadow,

is that six more weeks of the Live Tour?

I'm just saying,

you don't see fans getting drunk like that

at NFL games.

No.

Well, you sure about that, Kenan?

Yes!

Never have you seen that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I just lied.

That's right, baby.

I'm like...

Hey, Kevin.

Flying is a fly.

I'll say this.

We're very lucky to have this guy

a part of this team.

I've been drinking.

I'm on cloud nine.

We got a great unit.

We got a great team.

We got a great defensive line.

I'm standing behind you.

I don't want you to fall off the stage.

Get off me!

I'm not drunk.

Get off of me.

I'm having a good time.

Get off of me.

All right.

I'll be honest with you.

I don't see anything wrong

with what I just watched.

And, you know,

there was a lot of talk

or speculation

that I was intoxicated.

But after I watched it,

I...

That's how I talk.

That's how I talk.

Interesting.

And that's my mannerisms.

And, you know,

there's nothing different.

I think it's because you were

talking with your teeth closed

the whole time.

No, no, no.

That's ridiculous.

That is just ridiculous.

Come on.

I'll tell you what, man.

If I was to drink anything,

I would drink

Grand Cormino

and I would just say

that hard work tastes different.

And if you're gonna have

a good time,

have a good time with this

because it's better than that.

Okay.

And by the way,

not a commercial.

At all.

Just kind of making a moment

to say what I say.

It's not a commercial.

No, no, no, no, no.

And by the way,

don't make it about me

and this tequila.

No, please.

I just want to say to everybody,

have a good time.

But when you have a good time,

have it responsibly.

Like I did.

Well said.

Yeah.

Well said.

Double Dr. Gate,

come on now.

Our next guest

has done it all.

From his leading role

in the Emmy Award winning

sitcom Black-ish

to co-hosting Star Search

on Netflix this weekend,

he's actually coaching

at the NBA Celebrity

All-Star Game.

Oh, man.

Is that right?

Well, give it up for one

of the most talented guys

in the biz

and our dearest friend,

Mr. Anthony Anderson.

Go ahead with it, Tony.

I just, I...

Yes.

Just a small correction.

What's that?

What's that?

Black-ish did not win an Emmy.

Well, I didn't write it.

I just let you know.

I just let you know.

That way, you know,

I'm 0 for 13.

Oh.

0 for 13.

So I just want you

to put that out there

because I don't want

the Emmy people

to come back.

It's like,

we ain't never gave that.

Did you win an Emmy?

No, no,

did not win an Emmy.

Why are we calling him an Emmy winning?

I mean, you can continue to do that.

Y'all trying to embarrass our guest?

No.

By the way, hey, guess who else hasn't won one?

Who?

Me.

I've been nominated just as many times.

Let's share some synergy in that.

Well, no.

We won.

We won for the Olympics, actually.

Oh, that's right.

You did win for the Olympics.

I won.

We did.

Yeah.

We won for...

See what I'm saying?

We actually won for our show.

We did win.

And honestly, this is why he's here.

Because I'm so caught up in the dumb stuff.

I'm ready to jump on a train, and now I got to jump off that train and let you ride it

by yourself.

Yeah.

I've been on it by myself for a long time.

We got one.

We got one.

Sorry about that.

Congratulations.

I appreciate it.

I appreciate it.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, man.

Thank you.

What a correction.

Yeah.

You deserve it now.

Yeah.

I appreciate it.

Beyond deserving.

13 times?

13 times?

Yeah, yeah.

I was nominated eight times, and the show was nominated five.

Oh, fantastic.

Boom.

That's the number we got.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you know.

This is a miracle.

That's how you got to go.

Get that out of there.

All right.

I'm going to remove the last two questions.

No, no.

Leave those questions out there.

No, no.

That was all about that.

You being a winner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I just wanted to make sure y'all was on y'all games.

All right.

First things first, man.

What did you think about the Super Bowl?

You know, I thought it was a great game.

They didn't have their first penalty called until like second half almost.

You know, so I thought it was a great game.

Well fought game.

A little underwhelming for me.

Really?

Why?

What were you expecting?

I just expected more because these are two teams that we didn't expect to see in the

big game.

And then when they got in the big game, I thought that it would possibly be fireworks

that were unexpected that could then put people in a conversation like, holy cow, the Super

Bowl ended up being one of the best.

Nobody thought it would be, but then it ended up being a shootout.

Like, I went in with that expectation.

Oh, okay.

I just want to point out that I called the Seahawks long ago.

Did you?

Long ago.

Okay, good.

He keeps saying that.

He's been leaning on this for the last couple of weeks.

But do you understand he only did that because he's an Atlanta Falcons fan.

Yeah.

So at some point you have to jump ship.

I need a better bird.

You need a better bird.

Let me go in this direction.

Yes.

Okay.

He's just coming from an Eagles fan.

Okay.

All right.

This isn't about us.

This is about you.

We're here to talk about you, man.

I was wondering where y'all was going to get to me.

Anthony, we've got to talk about Star Search, man.

Yeah, let's talk about Star Search, man.

Star Search on Netflix.

You're hosting a new Star Search.

Such a dope show to be revived.

Have you discovered any new stars so far?

I feel there are a couple of people on our show that are star worthy.

Yeah.

What do they do?

There's some singers.

And you know, it's just crazy.

There's some magicians on the show, man.

I knew you were going to say magicians.

That are just out of this world, man.

What is it about magicians and Star Search?

They really do.

They find a way.

What's really is magicians and black people.

We get wild.

We get wild.

We love it.

You know what it is?

We love it.

We can't believe that this shit is like.

No, you lying.

You lying.

No, you're watching it, man.

You're trying to find it and you can't find it.

So you're telling me that you.

Okay, I'm going to close my hand.

And when I open it, it's going to be gone.

Get the fuck out of here.

We can't believe it.

I can't believe that shit.

Anthony, you're also hosting a celebrity game.

I am.

I'm hosting a celebrity game.

Why'd you wait so long?

Because I can no longer play in the celebrity game.

So, you know, they asked me to coach.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Will you be wearing socks?

Yes, I will be wearing socks.

That is the only time that I do wear socks.

Is when I play a sport.

Yeah.

Yeah, when I play a sport.

Inside a gymnasium.

Inside a gymnasium.

I will be having socks on.

But I'm looking forward to it, man.

Anthony, here's the thing.

You're the perfect person to help us with this next segment.

Okay?

This next segment is called Sport-ish.

Sport-ish.

All right.

Let's go.

Okay, I like it.

First up, we have Quidditch, the game from Harry Potter,

which is played on flying broomsticks.

The only problem, brooms don't fly.

But that ain't stopping these muggles.

Look at them.

Oh, wow.

How about we just cut the shit and be honest?

All right?

Okay.

We're going to talk about it.

We're going to talk about it.

Okay.

Okay?

It's not even a broom.

Okay?

All right.

Show the clip, man.

Look, man.

That's a little ass tickling.

Ain't nothing.

They call that the tickler.

Keenan called it an ass tickler.

It's kind of freak-ass sport-ish.

That ain't no damn sport.

That's freakness.

All right.

Listen.

In this next video, all we can say is the wrestling is real,

but the basketball game is real.

This is Wrestle Ball.

Take a look.

Okay, look.

Half Nelson.

Okay, that's ass grabbing.

Hold your man.

Okay.

He hit the three.

Get off.

Get off.

We busting that out.

Now, what's up with this?

Ain't nobody guarding this thing and nobody with the ball by

himself.

Oh, wait.

All right, wait.

I just wanted to make sure there was not a black person on

his court.

There's not one.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I just wanted to double check.

I don't think so.

These are all white, strong men out here.

Strong.

Yeah.

Nope.

False alarm.

Look on the sideline.

I see a little bit of fruit.

There's a black guy over there aggressively watching the game.

Yeah.

He didn't think that we were catching.

Okay, let's go down under for the next one.

We're going to Australia for the Tuna-Rama Tuna Toss,

where last year's winner got disqualified when he tested

positive for mercury.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

I'm going to show you how to toss it.

Ah!

Oy.

Yeah.

Is it not enough to catch them with a hook in their mouth?

Do you got to toss them over your shoulder,

just into the dirt?

Ain't no target.

That's an expensive piece of fish.

You know how expensive tuna is?

What is that?

Sashimi.

Sashimi.

Yeah.

Sashimi.

Yeah.

Sashimi.

Okay, so you really into it.

Yeah.

Okay.

I've been rich a long time.

Well, that there was a perfectly good piece of sashimi

that y'all throwing over there.

Okay?

What is that?

That's about $800 at Nobu?

Is that what it is?

Yeah, y'all throwing around $800 at Nobu.

Shit.

That's just for a piece of the tail.

Hello, sir.

You just won the Tuna-Rama Tuna Toss.

Where are you going to go now?

I'm going to SeaWorld.

Oh, no.

No.

You can't.

I saw that coming.

No, we're not letting you in.

We're not letting you in SeaWorld.

All right.

Well, in this next one...

There's another one?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Relax.

How long is this show?

Relax.

Hey, man.

Okay, my bad.

Don't you do that to us.

You ain't going nowhere, Anthony.

We need you here for this one.

I'm right here.

Okay.

In this one, reading Excel spreadsheets is the alleged sport.

So let's check this out.

Drake and Chitain working there intensely.

There, that second bonus point, might just save him here.

The top four will be moving on to the finals.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes.

She doesn't take this cheek off.

What the fuck?

Wow.

Today's a big day.

I got the spreadsheet tournament going down today.

I got to get my mind right.

I mean, goodness gracious.

You guys actually won an Emmy for doing

shit like this on your show?

Yeah, thank you.

Wow.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

Wow.

Nobody else wants to touch it.

Me and Keenan saying, we are your guys.

Yeah, I got it.

I got it.

I got to follow this lead.

All right.

OK.

Next up, next up is the Housekeeping Olympics.

They've been trying to clean up this sport for years.

You think I'm lying?

Take a look.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm not mad at this one.

Yeah, I don't think the backdrop of empty seats

give this enough justice.

No.

I don't think they're giving it enough justice.

If you've ever been to a hotel and you're like,

I need to get in my room now, and they're like, well,

it's clean.

It's not clean yet, sir.

Give us 10 minutes, all right?

And then you go and look at this.

Yeah.

That's how it's happening in 10 minutes.

I get it.

All right, Stephen A. Smith.

Let me get my Stephen A. Smith.

Yeah, see, the problem is young janitors

are going straight to the pros before they ready.

Yeah.

You know, they get money.

You know, they get famous.

And then they wash out.

Yeah, yeah.

See, here, the winner gets to have Schwarzenegger's

love child.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on, bro.

Big thank you to Mr. Anthony Anderson for joining us.

You can catch him on Star Search wherever

you find Stranger Things.

That's right.

Guys, we'll be right back.

One more time for the legend of the show, Anthony Anderson.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yes, sir.

Yesterday, my partner Kenan had a chance

to talk with Seahawks tight end and Super Bowl champion AJ

Barnum.

Let's take a look.

Right now, we're going to talk to a second year Seahawks

tight end who caught all four targets thrown to him,

54 yards and a touchdown in a 29-13 Super Bowl

win over the Patriots.

There he is.

He's open.

Barnum's got a touchdown.

Please welcome AJ Barnum.

Let's go.

What's up?

Yo, sir.

Good to be on here.

Good to see you, brother.

You got the champion's hat on.

I love it.

Come on, you see it?

It's not leaving my head for a week.

Yes, sir.

Man, you scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl.

What does that feel like?

Top of the world.

Just waiting for the ball to come down and go catch it.

But I feel like you just live those things

out before they happen.

You prepare for them to happen.

And when the moment comes, you just

got to be ready to make a play.

So walk us through your night last night, man.

You win.

You celebrate in the locker room.

And then what?

Man, see the fam?

I wish it was a little more lit than what it was.

But I mean, the confetti falling down and holding the trophy,

that's really what it's all about.

So I think this week will be definitely more crazy.

So it wasn't lit?

It was lit, but I think the parade will be better.

And we got a lot of vets on my team.

We got guys with kids.

We got guys with families.

Oh, it was respectful.

You know what I'm saying?

For the young pup, he's going to have to get lit later on.

I feel you.

For the young boy, he want to turn up.

He want to take his shirt off.

All right.

Well, let's take a look at this.

Come on.

So that's what we're trying to be on this week.

A lot of beers, a lot of cigars, a lot of fun with the homies.

Hopefully some females, too.

Sure.

Now, you won a national championship with Michigan,

and now a Super Bowl with the Seahawks,

all in about two years.

So what's next for you, an Oscar?

I'm with it.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

I like how casual you are about life achievements.

Cool.

Give it to me.

I like that.

So let's talk about Sam Donald.

Who is he?

I mean, as a quarterback and the leader of your team.

Sammy D's a dog.

He's a world champ, one of the best quarterbacks in the league.

And like I said, he's a world champ,

so nothing else to say.

Nothing else to say no more, dog.

The traveling salesman, that's right.

So let's talk about the halftime show.

Did you sneak out the locker room

and get a little watch of the bad bunny?

No, I didn't see it at all.

And believe it or not, you can't even hear it in the locker room.

We were dialed in.

Honestly, we were getting lit, though, too.

We had the music going.

What music were you listening to in the locker room?

What were y'all turning up to?

Man, Thunder by ACDC got the boys going.

We got a little grunge.

We got a little white boy vibe to us.

We also got a, who do we have?

We had a, man, we had rap in there, too.

Sure, sure.

We had rap.

That's right.

I like that you call it rap.

But let's look ahead.

Are we going to see the Seahawks back next year?

Run it back.

Got to run it back.

We've got a lot of young players,

but hey, we're going to enjoy this one for a little bit,

but got to run it back.

I love it, man.

Congratulations.

Absolutely.

Yeah, man.

At the parade, I got a favor to ask of you.

Will you promise to thank me and Kevin for your big win?

Absolutely.

I got you.

That's a good man.

That's a good guy right there.

Enjoy this feeling.

Soak it in.

I want you to have a great time at the parade.

Don't forget me and Kevin, you know what I'm saying?

Got you.

And bro, you won the Super Bowl, man.

That's incredible.

Yes, sir.

No doubt.

Thank you so much for taking your time

and talking to us.

One more time, this is AJ Barner.

We will be right back.

And now, Good Sports celebrates great moments

in black sports history.

In 2002, Vernetta Flowers became the first African-American

woman to win gold at the Winter Olympics.

Her event was the bobsled, which is basically just pushing

a car in neutral down the street as fast as you can.

Vernetta's from Alabama.

I wonder where she learned that.

Congratulations, Vernetta.

Have a black history moment.

All right, we talked a lot about the big game already,

but we also sent one of our correspondents

to cover it in person.

Please welcome Sarah Tiana.

Oh, Sarah.

What's up, Sarah?

Hi.

How was the Super Bowl?

Well, I did not go to the Super Bowl.

What do you mean you didn't go to the Super Bowl?

You told us that you needed $10,000 to go to San Francisco

because you were covering the biggest game of the year.

Yeah, and I did.

I went to the Pro Bowl.

What?

The Pro Bowl?

Why would you go to that?

That is exactly the problem.

The Pro Bowl does not get the respect that it deserves.

So I took all $300 of the dollars that you guys gave me,

and I went to find out why.

Check it out.

Oh, look at you guys.

How the mighty have fallen.

The Pro Bowl is my favorite event of the year.

You get to see all your favorite players

at once and Joe Flacco.

Jackpot.

This is so amazing.

What was your favorite Pro Bowl of all time?

I went 13 times.

That's it?

And you know what?

I enjoyed every last one of them.

Why do you think the Super Bowl is

more popular than the Pro Bowl?

Because the Super Bowl is a celebration of the two

best teams in the NFL.

Yeah, but the Pro Bowl is a celebration

of the two best conferences.

Why do you think the Pro Bowl isn't

as popular as the Super Bowl?

Nobody plays defense.

But neither do the Jets, and they get to play 17 games.

Seahawks are not here, so.

No, no.

The Seahawks are not here because they

have another game that they have to play.

I forget what it's called.

Why do you think the Pro Bowl isn't

as popular as the Super Bowl?

That's easy, because they're afraid to get hurt.

The same thing happens on The Bachelor,

and I watch every episode.

Joe Burrow showing off the sprint.

There's so many kids here.

It's like being at Cam Newton's house.

I didn't have much growing up, but I had Super Bowl Sunday.

Well, if you're a Cowboys fan, you definitely

did not have much growing up.

Why do you think the Pro Bowl is not

as popular as the Super Bowl?

I think it's timing.

I think they do it at the wrong time.

I think they should do it after the Super Bowl,

when everybody's really missing football.

Then they should do the Pro Bowl.

That is such a woman answer.

You need to miss me.

When you miss me, you'll want me more.

That's right.

That's exactly it.

Why do you think the Pro Bowl isn't

as popular as the Super Bowl?

It's flag football.

Right.

The same.

They're not used to tackling people anyway.

What?

What?

What do you mean?

What do you mean they're not used to it?

I'm a Falcons fan, so I'm always

throwing shade at this name.

He came up to me.

I want that to be known.

I don't think the Pro Bowl is as star

studded outside of the game.

Like, even with Keenan and Kevin,

they would come to the Super Bowl,

but they won't come to the Pro Bowl.

I know.

They sent me.

There's your answer.

Pro Bowl is important, but the Super

Bowl is the most important.

You sound like you have a favorite child.

Is it you?

Yeah.

Well, there you have it.

I heard a lot of excuses.

I didn't hear a lot of proof.

I still think the Pro Bowl is the best game all year.

I was kind of the Pro Bowl of my family.

My sister was the Super Bowl.

Yeah.

And my dad wasn't there for either.

So that's kind of.

Yeah.

That's good timing, Sarah.

Happens in the white families, too.

I mean, Sarah, goodness.

I mean, look, I think my issue with the Pro Bowl

is just that it moves around too much.

Yeah, I mean, I hear you.

It does change locations more than the Raiders.

But just like my ex-boyfriend, I don't care where it goes.

I will find you, and I will be watching.

That's pretty dark.

No, that got very dark.

I'm pretty nervous.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sitting next to a legitimate stalker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, keep it going for Pro Bowl stalker Sarah Tiana,

everybody.

And you owe us $9,700.

Yes, yes.

OK, and we will talk about that when we get back.

That's right.

We'll be right back with more good sports after this.

That came out of my check.

That comes out of my check.

I didn't know that.

This weekend is the NBA All-Star Weekend,

which is always a special weekend for me.

Because as you all know, there's going to be Jumanji 4.

That's great.

Jumanji, Jumanji.

No, no, no.

I mean, I hope there is a parkour.

What I'm talking about is that I'm a four-time All-Star

Celebrity Game MVP.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cool.

And you know what?

You know what?

It's time for me to pass my wisdom on

to a rookie celebrity All-Star.

And that's exactly what I did, Kenan.

Take a look.

We going to watch Jumanji 4?

No, no, Kenan.

Take a look at what I did.

Just watch it, please.

OK.

Basketball icon, 7 foot 6 inches tall, former Boston Celtic.

Of course, I'm talking about the UCF legend.

Starting center for the Ningbo Rockets in China

is Taco Fall, ladies and gentlemen.

That's right, Taco Fall.

First and foremost, hey, man, how you doing?

Good, you?

I'm good.

Long time, no see.

Taco, the Celebrity All-Star Game is going down Friday.

Are you ready?

Always.

You think you're ready, Taco, but you

have no idea that the celebrity basketball

game is much, much harder than the pro basketball game.

It's a completely different understanding

that goes into playing in the celebrity game

than what goes into playing in the actual NBA pro basketball.

But you should not have a fear, because me,

being the celebrity that I am, and also the four-time Celebrity

Game All-Star MVP, I'm going to give you

the point that you need, OK?

Stay put, Taco.

Time to get you right.

Let me explain something to you, Taco.

It's all about performance.

The camera's everywhere.

OK, when you go attack the rim, everybody's watching.

The world's watching, but they want entertainment.

So they want to see your expressions.

They want to see you have a good time on the way to the rim

and get there and look back and do something crazy.

So you want me to get some?

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