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[Alice] Grandpa, this was so nice. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

Yeah. Sorry, Dad. If I knew you were coming, I would've got us some beers.

Oh. No problem.

Thank you for the hot, uh, Black Cherry White Claw.

You're welcome.

My mom taught me to never show up empty-handed.

Lucky that car show was in Irvine.

- Best one I've been to in a minute. - Hmm. Mmm.

They had a pristine 1968 Ford Mustang GT Fastback.

Same one Steve McQueen drove in Bullitt.

I don't know what any of that means.

Oh, it means… [imitates gruff voice] "I'm a man, and I like man things."

Yeah. Hey, I noticed that, uh, '72 vintage Bronco outside.

- Great car, son, but, uh… - Yeah. Thanks.

Oof. Baby blue?

- That's a… That's a badass color. - Is it?

Yeah. It's like driving Frank Sinatra's eyes.

Huh. Frank would've had you killed for saying that.

[chuckles] He's a singer.

[both] Oh!

[smacks lips] So, uh… Wesleyan, huh? That is amazing.

Are kids still doing fist bumps?

Only for you, Grandpa.

[laughs] Boom!

[both chuckle]

How 'bout you, Jimbo? What's going on with you?

Just living my life, not going by the name "Jimbo."

You seeing anyone?

No.

There is a woman named Sofi.

[sighs]

Word on the street is he's too afraid to ask her out.

- Hey… - Why, pimp?

Go get some divorced strange, dawg.

Nothing wrong with divorced strange.

[sighs] Look, we don't even know if she's into…

mopey widowers.

Jimmy's always had trouble asking girls out.

Every time he tried, he got a nosebleed.

- That was one time. - Hmm.

I used to get nervous when I talked to girls, but I got over it.

[snorts]

Okay. [scoffs]

- I'll take these in. - [Alice chuckles]

Grandpa, I wanted to ask you something about graduation…

Oh, uh, hey, kid, can you help me with dessert in the kitchen?

Sure.

You are exactly my mom's type.

[smacks lips, inhales sharply]

I'm okay not talking.

Hey.

You know how I love it when you give me shit, right?

- No, you don't. - I don't. I hate it.

But I allow it because my heart sings when you include me.

But him… [sighs]

I'm glad you guys have a good relationship, I really am.

For me, it's, like… it's, like, a little more complicated.

I get it.

- Yeah? - I do.

- Thanks, kid. - Yeah.

Your friend showed me a picture of her mom's tattoo.

I'd like to leave now.

Summer! She's not even single!

We have some stuff to go over because we're about a month away from D-Day,

which is "delivery day" for us, and "doomsday" for your bajingo.

- What now? - Maybe we skip that part.

Now, I wanna make sure everyone's clear on their roles for the actual birth.

Charlie, you're gonna deal with the anesthesiologist,

take her through breathing, and hold her hand the whole time.

I've moisturized, and I'm ready.

And I'm gonna be like one of those 1950s dads chain-smoking

and saying things like, "Can you believe they let broads become doctors?"

Wrong. You're gonna be fetching ice chips.

For what? Rosé?

Also, if you do look down there,

you are not allowed to say "ew" when you see how stretchy it is.

- Ew. - Wow.

Ava, I want to introduce you to the other nanny

that's gonna be "helping out" on the six days a week that I'm not there.

You're very tall.

I am, thank you.

And I'm also just so excited that this baby is finally here.

And I have been instructed to say that,

"Serving under Liz will be the privilege of a lifetime."

[breathes shakily]

Not as sincere as I'd hoped.

- Not great. - [Ava, Charlie] No.

Regardless, Kellie is amazing and has tons of expertise...

- I have a deep training in Montessori... - But not now.

- No? - No. Thank you so much for stopping by.

- There ya go. On your way. - Yeah. Thank you so much.

Bye, Kellie. Please don't quit yet.

Hey! Remember,

the hospital will not discharge unless that car seat's installed.

I want that purchased by tomorrow.

I have a business trip.

- Uh, but Brian can handle it. - He can't.

- I can't. - Derek will join you.

- Can't he just go by himself? - I'll fucking kill you.

[stammers] I'm so excited that you guys are gonna be there when the baby comes.

- [sighs] - I invited my mom too.

[clicks tongue] Oh.

Well, the more the merrier.

She said no.

She's not really on board with what I'm doing.

- It'll just be the three of us. - Four of us.

[chuckles] I miss Kellie.

All right, meeting adjourned.

Sean!

Marisol.

Koala! [laughs]

[sighs] God, I missed this.

I'm sorry I'm late, but it's so good to see you. How are you?

No, wait, wait. I wanna go first because I just moved back from Miami.

And I'm so excited to be with my family

and to, like, end the day in the same bra that I started it in.

It's very sticky there. You know, things get sweaty.

That's too much. Okay. Your turn.

Right.

- You look great. - Thanks.

Before we catch up, we obviously need to talk about how things ended.

Especially how badly I behaved…

Ew. No, who cares about that?

Okay, I know that I was late, but I'm-I'm trying to get into fashion,

and I met this girl who has this cousin who's like a sick designer.

And she said that I could meet him if I met her in 15,

so I can't stay, but I still wanted to see you.

And now I have. [chuckles]

And you're still hot. Thank God. [chuckles]

Oh, my God. We should have dinner tomorrow night.

You can cook for me, and since I don't have a job yet,

- you can buy all the food. - I don't know…

- Why, are you busy? - No, I just-just...

Okay, great. I'll see you tomorrow night.

- Koala! [exclaims, giggles] - [chuckles]

Wait. You koala me.

I'm kidding. I'd die.

[scoffs] You're crazy.

I'll see you tomorrow. Bye!

What the fuck just happened?

- [Alice] Bye, Grandpa. - Aw.

- Love you. - Love you too.

Hey, didn't you, uh, have a question for me before?

It was nothing.

[sighs]

- It was nice seeing you, Dad. - Oh. You too, kid.

Maybe I'll see you again if there's a car show in a 30-mile radius.

[chuckles] You can count on it.

All right, Jimbo.

[inhales deeply]

[door closes]

[Jimmy] Every September 16th

I think, "This is the year my dad's gonna call on me my birthday."

Never does.

Your birthday's September 16th?

That means your parents were fucking on Christmas.

Was that helpful?

Hey, so, Paul, how you doing?

I'll be back in the office in no time.

Give me the scoop. What's going on with that patient of yours?

- Maya? - Yeah.

Oh, I fucked that up real good. She still won't return my calls.

Why don't you tell her the truth? [grunts]

That you were messed up because Jimmy was BFF with the guy who killed your BFF.

- Is that how we're describing this now? - That's the way we're describing it.

Paul, I don't know if I want to be that forthcoming with Maya.

[sighs] There's nothing wrong with self-use.

It can build trust when you confess your own flaws.

That's why Jimmy's patients trust him so much.

He's basically a walking mistake.

I'm only hearing the compliment.

Okay, I'll tell her. Why the hell not?

Oh, shit, I gotta run. I'm covering one of your patients at noon.

- Oh, yeah? [stammers] Who? - Sean. [cackles]

Oh…

- Terrific. - [imitates Paul] "Terrific."

- Somebody's jealous. - [sighs] I'm not jealous.

[sighs] All right, I'm a little bit jealous.

Yeah, that's fine.

You jealous little bitch.

- [sighing] - Paul.

Matthew hated getting in the car seat.

We had to play the Wiggles on repeat just to get him to sit still.

- Derek. Focus. - [chuckles]

Wait, I'm about to be a caring father. I should practice.

How is Matthew? Have you heard from him since you kicked him out?

No… [sighs] …but I know he's staying with his brother because Liz tracked his ass.

She, like, put a GPS tracker in his clothes?

Sure.

In his clothes. [chuckles]

Okay, now, find the one with the fewest crevices

because you're gonna be hosing poop out of that thing twice a week.

- That sounds like a Charlie problem. - [phone pings]

[inhales sharply] This one's not bad.

- Holy crap. Holy crap! - What?

[grunts] Ava went into labor.

- [gasps] - [sighs]

I'm having a baby. [chuckles]

[chuckles] Congrats.

[both chuckle]

Oh. [chuckles]

Oh! This isn't how I imagined

- this moment at all. - What?

I thought I'd be at a boozy brunch with my best gays,

and as I ran out of the pool area, everyone would've formed two lines.

It's like I was a guest on the Jennifer Hudson show! [sighs]

[stammers] Okay, hey, everyone!

This man is having a baby!

- He's having a baby! - I'm having a baby!

Come on, come on! Form two lines, Hudson-style!

- Let's go. - All right!

- Come on, come on. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh I'm having a baby, baby, baby ♪

[vocalizes]

["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing]

[snapping fingers]

Alice, is this your old spaghetti?

I told you to clean it up last night!

Alice.

Mmm. [grunts]

[phone ringing]

- Hello? - Hey, buddy.

I'm just here with Ava.

She went into labor a little bit early, but everything is great. [chuckles]

We are doing so, so…

bad!

We're talking Cats the musical the movie bad.

There's a storm in Chicago, Charlie's stuck,

I've already seen three different gross things.

Plus, I'm sorry, but does she have to keep her feet exposed?

- I'm freaking out! - Hey! I'll be right there.

It's gonna be fine.

Thanks. But why are you still talking? You talk too much!

- Hey, you. - [sighs]

Look at those cute little toes. They look cold.

- Do you want me to cover them up? - No, no, no.

Okay, yeah. Let's leave them out for everyone to see.

[sighs]

[engine starts]

[screams] I could've killed you.

We're having a baby!

If she's crowning, you tell her to clench until I get there.

Okay, so you're mad at that gorgeous woman

with all those curves and lashes like butterfly wings? Why?

I was gonna say sorry for what an asshole I was.

She was supposed to apologize for cheating on me.

I didn't want her to jump on me and tell me to make her dinner

like nothing happened.

Being accountable matters.

I see what this is.

You want to smooch her.

What are you… No, I don't.

- Then why'd you agree to dinner, Sean? - [sighs] She made me.

- She didn't make you do anything. - [sighs]

Look. Paul told you about "The Field," right?

- [scoffs] - This magical energy force

that sends you everything you need in life?

That's just Jesus, right?

[vocalizes]

I'm a lot less crunchy than Paul,

so I think once you know what you need to work on the most in your life,

you just start seeing it everywhere.

Seems like Marisol might be here to help you move forward a bit.

And if that's the case,

then maybe you should dig down and find the courage to do it.

[sighs]

You thinking about what I said, or you dreaming about more smoochies?

- Thanks for your help. [sighs] - Mm-hmm.

- I know you thinking about smoochies. - Thank you, Gaby.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

They're gonna tear each other up.

[Alice] Okay, here's the deal.

Liz has you scheduled for brain exercises,

so I'm gonna show you photos of Julie's friends.

All you have to do is tell me their names.

Squirrel Teeth.

- Stupid Glasses. - [giggles]

Never Shuts Up.

Yeah, yeah.

Janet is way too talky. Here.

Well, it seems like you're feeling more like yourself.

I am. I haven't had a hallulu in days.

Yeah, and once he goes a whole week, then he gets to go back to work.

But until then, he needs to rest.

[sighs] It's like I'm in prison.

[sighs]

And you're my sexy warden.

- Hmm. Bingo. - Yeah.

[Alice chuckles]

So, why are you here? Wh-What do you need?

- I can't just be nice? - [scoffs]

All 18-year-olds are selfish assholes, so no.

[inhales sharply] Nothing.

Just some dumb stuff I'm trying to process with Dad.

- And I... - Hey, kid. [shushes] Keep it down.

[mutters]

She hears that we're work talking, and we're both in the shitter.

Tell you what, you leave.

I'll meet me at the bench in 30 minutes.

Okay, but that's not enough time for me to get you a snack.

Well, then you better hustle.

And it better be bad for me.

If I catch one whiff of carrot, it's over.

Go. Go.

- Oh. Oh. - Go.

[sighs]

I gotta get the fuck out of here.

- [Ava breathing heavily] - Hey. Somebody call for backup?

This is happening so fast. [chuckles]

I haven't even decided if I want the epidural or to do it natural…

- [exhales sharply] - [sighs]

Any strong opinions, Liz?

Natural childbirth is like getting a root canal without Novocain.

No one's giving you a trophy for suffering through your vadge being ripped open.

- [gasps] - When I hear

those natural childbirth dummies screaming in pain… [inhales sharply]

…I just… I can't help but smile a little.

I want the drugs.

- Obviously. - Great. So, should we tell someone?

How does this work? Do we order them online?

The baby could be here any minute.

Relax. She's only two-and-a-half centimeters.

She's right.

What station is the baby at?

Is she fully effaced? You know what, let me just look at her vitals.

I'm sorry, who are you?

I'm her ob-gyn.

Whoa. No, she's not.

She is, however, a mother of three

who's here to help in a sane and normal way.

That sounds better. [chuckles]

Hey, Liz. Why don't we…

Why don't we have a little chat outside in the hallway?

I don't wanna have a chat.

I know you don't, sweetie. Come on. We'll be right back.

Okay, Liz.

We're just gonna go ahead and let the experts be in charge.

Raise your hand if you've pushed someone out of you before?

In your face.

Don't make me explain.

Uh, guys? Lock the fuck in.

We are not ready for this.

The car seat hasn't been installed. I forgot the go bag.

And that entire room smells like vagina.

I think it's on my clothes.

[sniffing] No. No.

[sniffs, scoffs] There it is. Smell that.

I'm good. Brian, a lot of crazy shit's gonna happen in there. All right?

- You're gonna see blood. - Lots of blood.

- You might see her insides. - On the outside.

And poop is definitely a possibility.

- Poop's gonna be everywhere. - I would so much rather be at brunch.

The one thing we know for sure is you're gonna be a dad.

I'm gonna be a dad.

- [Jimmy] Yeah. - [chuckles]

- Hey, guys. - Hey, Stuart, I know I texted you

that I was gonna be the first father in history to die during childbirth,

but… [chuckles] …I'm okay now.

So, you can go… What's that stupid face?

[groans]

What do you mean she hasn't signed the adoption paperwork?

I think you know what I mean because you just repeated it back to me.

- Hey, let's all just relax. All right? - [Brian sighs]

The baby came early. Maybe she just hasn't gotten around to it yet.

In my experience, delaying signing usually means she's reluctant about something.

- [sighs] - Read the fucking room, Stuart!

Jesus.

- So, I'm not gonna be a dad. - [Liz] Here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna wait until the anesthesia kicks in…

- Nope. - …then there's this sweet spot

- before the baby comes out… - No.

…where she'll be very suggestible.

- No. - I feel like she's making the most sense.

She really isn't.

- All I have to do is get her to sign. - Brian.

Put yourself in Ava's shoes. She's scared.

She has to come to this decision on her own.

- Liz? - [sighs]

He's not wrong.

Brian, I promise you even if Ava decides to keep it… [inhales sharply]

…we are leaving this hospital with a baby.

Uh, okay.

I cannot be a party to this.

- Hey. - Yo.

[sighs, groans] Why isn't there anything sweet in this house?

Do you think Paul will take brown sugar packets?

- I got you. - [bag unzips]

Thank you.

If you join me and my ex for dinner tonight.

I get uncomfortable when it's just the two of us.

Oh, so you wanna tap that again?

- Deal or no? - Deal.

[Paul sighs]

Were you followed?

Dude.

It's just that Julie always seems to know where I am.

Yeah, she tracks you on your phone.

[grunts] Not anymore. I got a burner.

[both chuckle]

So, what's going on?

- Ooh. Nice. - [sighs]

- So, graduation's coming up, and… - Okay.

…I want to invite my grandpa, but I don't think Dad would love that.

They have baggage.

Look, Jimmy's shit is not your shit.

You wanna invite your grandpa? Do it.

As far as letting your dad know,

you don't have to do that unless he says yes.

Mmm.

You just cross that tall, sad bridge when you get there.

- Thanks. [chuckles] - Mmm.

[Paul sighs]

- [scoffs] - What? Something else?

You just went somewhere.

It's just…

I made a big deal about being done with therapy

and now I have a tiny problem and I come running back?

I don't know, I just…

I guess I feel like a failure.

I knew you'd be back.

Life has a way of making sure that no one's ever really done with this stuff.

Least now you know…

you can get it through it on your own if you have to.

But hear this.

You never have to.

Good. 'Cause I mean, I'm about to go to college,

- and that's gonna be insane. - [chuckles]

And then there will be work stuff and marriage.

Actually, never doing that.

That's a sexist construct… or, shit, babies.

Well, I guess I could do that. I did raise Dad.

[chuckles]

[sniffles] I do know that I want this in my life.

Forever and ever and ever.

[Paul smacks lips]

- [Ava] Thanks. - Yeah, of course.

Was your wife scared when she had your daughter?

She was terrified.

So was I. And then she took charge,

and turned into this, like, savage mom-animal.

And I watched this woman, like…

push this baby out of her.

She ripped through the umbilical cord

- with her teeth… - [chuckles]

Many have said that it helped her that I was brave enough to be scared.

Name one who said that.

My friend Harry.

Harry… [stammers] Harry Belafonte.

The "Day-O" guy?

[stammers] Just rub her fucking feet, Brian.

- Pass. - Well, then hold her hand.

- [Ava groans] - [Brian sighs]

Hey, she needs the epidural. Did you find the anesthesiologist?

Yes. He said, "Will you get out of the bathroom?" I said, "No."

And he said, "Will you at least get out of the stall?"

And I just stared at him, so now he'll be here in five minutes.

See, Ava. Huh? You got… You got nothing left you gotta do.

- [chuckles] - Well, you know,

- there might be one thing. - Brian.

What? I think she might feel better if she went through a mental checklist

of anything that she might've forgotten. Like, did I do this? And did I do this?

Maybe I didn't do this. I might've forgotten to do…

Is there anything that comes to mind?

Ow! Jesus.

Derek is downstairs with the car seat.

Go help.

[exhales] Good idea.

Because if we don't have it installed,

they won't let Charlie and me take the baby home.

[inhales sharply] And that is our only remaining obstacle.

- [snaps fingers] - Right.

[knocks on door]

Hi, I'm Kimmy.

They sent me to check on you 'cause every other nurse is too scared to come in here,

but you don't seem like a monster bitch.

That's her.

- Yep, name's Liz. Hi. - Hi.

Short for Liz-zilla.

[laughing] Liz-zilla. That's funny. Did you just come up with that?

- Yeah. - [laughing]

What? He's so funny, right?

Make it stop.

I gotta say, Maya, I'm really grateful that you gave me a second chance.

Are you kidding? It's the most insane story I've ever heard.

Your best friend died, you fucked her husband,

and then he fucked the guy who killed her?

Voicemail might have gotten a little garbled, but you get the gist.

Anyway, you're here.

Let's dive in. What's going on with you?

- Not much. - Ah, yes. I remember this part.

How about this? I'll fire some things off at you for fun,

and, uh, we'll see if we get anywhere.

Feeling anxious?

Hate your mom? Porn addiction?

- [scoffs] - Sex freak?

Stalker? "Stalkee"?

[laughs]

Maybe you've been kinda crushing it your whole life,

and you suddenly feel like the walls are closing in on you.

[gulps]

Hit. I sunk your battleship.

[laughs] It's not a magic trick or anything.

You're just a young woman living in America today.

I mean, it is brutal out there. We're all going through this shit, you know?

Yeah.

- [phone pings] - [Maya inhales sharply]

Oh, my God. Please take that.

Okay, but when I'm back, we're gonna talk about what deflection is.

[sighs] Can't wait.

What the fuck?

[car seat clattering]

[scoffs] Why am I even doing this?

If she doesn't sign, then today is all for nothing.

I canceled a tanning session to be here.

I mean, look at me. I look like Nosferatu.

This is one of the great defining moments in a dad's journey.

Along with the first time your kid gets hit in the nuts with a baseball

and you have to not laugh.

Can you just do me a favor?

Can you give me the special and tell me everything is gonna be okay?

Brian,

everything's gonna be okay.

Thank you. [sighs]

Maybe just not the way you want it.

- [grunts] - Wait.

You added that. Don't add things.

Look, Ava may decide to keep the baby, which sucks.

[stammers] And I'm scared that Matthew might never get his shit together,

which also sucks.

Look, all we can do

is believe that things are gonna work out the way they're supposed to.

That's what "Everything's gonna be okay" really means.

That is not my favorite.

You and me both, my friend.

It's good, come on.

All right. Can you feel this?

- No. - [grunts]

Nailed it.

Sorry. He's the worst.

Whoo!

Okay, um, so, that should help with the pain.

And then if you need anything else at all, don't hesitate to press this button.

Okay.

Clean up on aisle seven.

We've had a water break on aisle seven.

[laughing] Okay. Are you serious?

- [grunts] - I have to get back to work.

You're so funny.

[chuckling]

I, uh… I don't know why, but she wants to tumble your rocks.

Oh, come on. No.

She totally does.

Your jokes weren't funny.

I didn't even know they were jokes until she laughed.

It doesn't matter anyway. I can already tell that we're not compatible.

- How so? - [Jimmy] How so?

The whole Kimmy, Jimmy thing?

Also, she wears a cross around her neck. I'm completely nonreligious.

So, she has to renounce her Lord for you to smash?

What the hell is wrong with you?

You didn't ask out that Sofi chick either.

I'm not ready for that one, okay?

It feels… [sighs]

I don't know, it-it feels too real.

So, one woman feels too real and the other one not real enough?

You're like Goldilocks.

Looking for an ass to tap that's just right.

- Oh, my. - [Liz] Trust me,

Sofi's not perfect because no one is.

And nurse fake laugh is flawed

because her childish name rhymes with your childish name?

Dude, if you want to get in the game, you gotta start taking some shots.

[sighs]

I'm with you.

But Jimmy and Kimmy is pretty awful.

- Yes, but… [shushes] Listen. - [patient screaming] Oh, my God! Ow!

I changed my mind.

- I want the drugs. - [chuckles]

It's too late for her to have them.

- [Ava chuckles] - [patient] Ow!

Hey. Why did you need us? Is everything okay?

Have you been here the whole time?

I'm fine. [exhales sharply]

My ass is asleep, but… [sighs]

I kinda like that. Sit down. I want to talk to you guys.

- Uh-oh. - Okay.

This better be good. I bailed on Sean to be here.

Although, I did get someone to sub in.

You guys used to date?

I'm down for whatever this is, but I just want to make sure you've both been tested.

What the fuck?

I didn't use to come to this park to sit on a bench.

I'd jog a bit, do pull-ups on the monkey bars.

Not anymore.

Get to my age, you go through a lot of changes.

You in menopause, Paul?

Maybe.

- I do get hot a lot. - Oh.

Alice, unfortunately, as much as I might want to be,

I'm not gonna be around forever to meet on this bench.

I think it's time I turn you over to someone new.

Yeah, I don't want to talk to some random weirdo.

That's why I'm turning you over to a weirdo you know.

She knows you, she knew your mom.

You guys can talk about, you know,

all that s-sex stuff that… [sighs] …is a no go for us.

- He's not wrong. - Hell no.

I mean, I'd be honored.

Is that okay with you?

That'd be really great with me.

Okay.

Uh, well, first I'm gonna lay out a couple ground rules, okay?

One, none of this candy bullshit, okay?

I get paid in Taco Bell. I like a burrito supreme,

extra sour cream, no onions.

- Okay. - [Gaby chuckles]

I'm gonna leave you guys to talk.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

Uh, Paul…

Yeah?

Thank you.

You're in good hands, kid.

She's the best there is.

Next to me of course.

[Alice] What if I get to college

and I don't like any of the girls on the team?

I have this anxiety dream

that I'm playing soccer, but my feet are the soccer balls.

[grunting, muttering]

- You okay? You two in a fight? - [sighs]

You think I wanna be alone forever?

You see this Twix?

Do you see it just dangling there? I am that candy bar.

I know that I have to drop,

and I am just clinging to my old life.

What's holding you back, bubba?

Do you know what every relationship has in common?

They all fucking end.

Somebody falls out of love.

[inhales sharply] Somebody cheats.

Somebody dies.

I do not think that I can handle another bad ending.

It's why I always tell Derek if he dies before me, I'm gonna kill him.

[chuckles]

- Oh, shit. [exclaims] - I knew you were a witch.

[chuckling]

You know, Matthew's been on my mind.

He's always been afraid.

Afraid to make friends, afraid to try new things.

He was so sad, it used to kill me.

I remember one time when he was nine,

he wanted to ride his skateboard down a ramp.

He would climb to the top,

totally freeze.

No matter how badly he wanted to ride down,

he would just stand there and watch all the other kids riding by,

having fun, living their life.

Yeah.

How did he get over it?

Well,

I pushed him.

Oh, her?

You're right. She is a babe.

[Kimmy, Jimmy chuckle]

[chuckles] Hey.

- I like your necklace. - Oh, thanks.

- What's the "T" stand for? [chuckles] - [chuckles]

Do you think you'd wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime?

Sure.

[sniffs, clears throat]

Is the lighting in here making you tense?

It's making me tense. Should I go grab some lamps?

I saw some where they keep the tiny babies.

- [clears throat] - Are you okay?

I'm amazing. I'm completely happy.

Just seems like something's been on your mind all day.

You've been so kind to me.

I want you to know you can tell me anything.

[exhales sharply]

[gulps] No, I'm good.

The only thing that I care about right now is that you're okay.

- I am. - [sighs]

Ice chips?

Those are for you. [chuckles] I hope you weren't stressing.

[chuckles]

Never been more stressed. [chuckles]

I'm grinding my teeth so much, I'm gonna need braces… again.

- [breathes shakily] - [sighs] Yeah.

My mom just got so in my head.

She is so judgmental,

and she made me feel like the worst person for doing this.

[sobs] I'm not a-a bad person, am I?

Ava…

- [sniffles] - You are a kind,

generous, gift of a person.

[chuckles]

- [breathes shakily] And… - [exhales sharply]

…Charlie and I are so grateful you picked us.

I'm grateful I picked you too.

[both chuckle]

[inhales sharply]

Uh, I think it's happening.

[chuckles] Me becoming a good person? Don't worry. It's temporary.

- [laughs] - No. No, no, no. The baby.

Oh. Oh!

- Okay, pushing the button. - Yeah. [exclaims]

- [chuckles] Where are they? - [breathing heavily]

Okay, I'm just… D… Don't move.

[chuckles, grunts]

Doctor time!

[Summer] You guys just stay seated, I'm gonna clean up.

So glad you could join us, Summer.

Although, you look a little young to be one of Sean's army buddies.

That's so sweet.

Especially considering the shit I've seen.

I mean, I could tell you some stories,

but what happens in Australia...

- Nope. - Afghanistan.

We were in Afghanistan.

I forgot.

Okay, it's time for you to go.

- Thank you so much. - Wait, no.

Wait, I was told there was gonna be dessert.

- [Marisol] Yeah, not for you. Bye. - [sighs]

What the fuck is going on?

Why are you acting so fucking weird?

I'm trying to be accountable for how I treated you, and you won't let me.

Okay, then go nuts. Get accountable.

Okay, here goes.

I was so mean to you, Marisol.

I said things to you that no one should say to another person,

let alone someone they love.

Okay.

- My turn? - Yes.

- Pass. - Pass?

I dumped you while you were overseas.

Do you know why?

Because I was 19 and some bartender told me I look like Latina Anne Hathaway.

Okay? You're beating yourself up over shit that you wanna take back,

but I told everybody that knows you that your dick is weird.

[smacks lips] I didn't know that.

But it explains a lot.

Look, Sean, if you want to live in the past,

that's cool, but it's not how I roll.

So, it's your call, stud.

[Sean sighs]

Koala?

[Summer] Hot.

Sorry, I forgot my phone.

Do you want me to hang outside, and then we can get some post-sex froyo?

Don't you knock?

It's not my style.

What are you doing? Are you in here sad sacking?

I just…

Feeling ol' Father Time come for me a bit.

Aw.

So that's a huge yes?

I just don't know who I am without my work.

Okay.

Maybe it's better to focus on how grateful you must feel

that you've gotten to do this for so long.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

[Paul sighs]

Maybe I was sad sacking.

- Yeah. - Oh.

- Big time. - Yeah.

Okay, come on. We gotta go. I got something that's gonna cheer you up.

I don't wanna go anywhere.

What? Just trust me. You can choose the rap song,

- and I'll let you say all the lyrics. - All the lyrics?

Feels like a trap.

Only one way to find out.

♪ My neck, my back ♪

♪ Lick my… ♪

♪ And my crack ♪

I'ma let you say it. I'ma let you say "pussy."

Am I crazy, or does she look exactly like me?

- Eh. - Brian.

I'm just so glad I made it in time.

Dibs on first to go skin-to-skin.

Let's keep your shirt on, Liz.

All right, stop hogging your baby.

Let me hold her.

Oh.

Hi, Mama.

You're so yummy.

I just want to eat your face.

I wanna eat the face.

- I know. - [chuckles]

You wanna hold her?

- Ah. [sighs] - Come on.

All right.

Hey.

- [baby gurgles] - [smacks lips]

[gurgles]

Enjoy the ride, kid.

[sighs]

["SPEYSIDE" playing]