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This is bad.

Tonight, I'll be showing you eight ways to kill goblins without making a sound...

Onward to Adventure

Wh-What was that?!

A scream?

H-Hey! I think something happened!

Quiet down.

Make a semicircle around the spell casters.

Those on the front line, ready your weapons.

Got it.

Hey! Quit dawdling! We need to get into formation.

R-Right.

Got it!

You there! Get your shield up!

Stand by.

If I don't return in fifteen minutes, you'll need to act on your own.

On our own?

Because it'll mean that I've been killed, or at least injured.

So it was goblins.

Goblin Slayer!

Are you all right?

Yes.

Th-This is...

Do you have any miracles left?

Yes. I managed to get some rest.

I can fully apply all three.

All of the goblins will be annihilated.

Ah, so you're safe.

Yeah. The ones I'm in charge of are all safe.

I see. Most of the guys went home at dusk.

Before... it got dark... right?

I'm glad you two are also safe.

We're here, too!

Everyone!

Thank goodness you're all safe!

Heya, Goblin Slayer.

Are you alone today?

She's a woman, you know. She has days she can't move much.

Our pipsqueaks are taking care of her at the inn.

It's gonna suck if they just come barging in here.

I'll be damned if I'm gonna go down guarding this place.

Anyway... we should probably... all... group up... right?

The ones I'm in charge of are standing by in the square.

Then we need to send them a message.

"We're now aware of the situation. There are goblins. Head this way."

We need to inform the others and get them here, too.

I'll go.

I'm the fastest one here, after all.

Good, thanks.

Leave it to me!

So, we know we're up against goblins, but who's leading them?

Probably another goblin. Since they're being conniving, possibly a shaman.

Where's their base?

The way I see it...

I highly doubt that they are all coming from one hole.

I believe they have many holes in all directions.

Tracking down their base from one of those would be the fastest.

You know which is the main path?

Actually, they're probably all connected inside.

They probably started with one hole and then split them up

right before they attacked.

Well, that's settled, then. Let's head down the closest hole.

Then... we still... have a problem.

What are we... going to do... about the other... little ones?

We either leave them here, take them with us, or have them flee...

Well, my sword does better pointing up than down.

I'll take the kids with me. You guys hunt down the hole.

No problem.

Oh...

What's the matter?

Um... the other newbie adventurers have already gone home, right?

Yeah. Everyone other than the ones who stayed behind to do night battles went home.

Whereabouts are they right now?

What are you getting at?

Um... uh...

Tell us.

I think the goblins may be after the newbies that headed home, too.

What?

I mean, it doesn't make sense.

I know that goblins are cowardly, dastardly creatures.

That's what I was taught.

If I were a goblin, I'd never want to attack a place filled with strong adventurers.

So we're not their main targets. I hadn't thought of that.

So... I have a suggestion.

I, um...

I'll go!

The new adventurers in our group are, um...

two warriors, a cleric, and a wizard...

So if they can get another priestess like me,

that should be enough to change our situation.

I'll go save them. Please, let me go.

I personally think this is a good idea.

We must strike the enemy base, yet we cannot abandon our new soldiers.

This is a brilliant idea.

That'd be a perfect rank-advancement test for you.

Can you do it?

I'll do it.

I see.

Then that's settled.

Man, we're gonna be training again tomorrow.

It's really rough doing this every day.

I'd like to go on an actual adventure already.

Yeah! I do much better in a real battle anyway.

You've never even been in a real battle.

No!

N-No!

Mommy...

Move!

How dare you?!

Why would you decide to let her go off on her own while I'm not around?

Are you upset?

Not exactly... but aren't you worried?

If worrying would make her mission work out better...

Honestly...

They're coming.

How many? From what direction?

I'm not sure. There's some echo.

No time to hesitate.

No matter what, we can't let any more of them get up there.

Oh, fine. Guess we'd better get to work.

Slaying goblins is, unfortunately, nothing but trouble and nuisance.

I know... right?

They're coming. They're coming! Both walls!

Drink and sing, spirits!

Sing, dance, and sleep like a log!

Show me dreams of fire wine!

Fools.

I guess we can't let any of these get past us.

I was never planning to.

Sagitta... sinus... offero...

Deflect Missile!

A shaman!

I'll leave him to you!

Magna... remora... restinguitur.

Counter Magic!

Please... don't add... more work... to my... load.

Well, that's your job.

I'm definitely a better archer than you!

Yes!

Die.

Do you have any spells left?

Yes... I do.

So do we.

Shall I summon a dragontooth warrior?

No.

Orcbolg, you've got another terrible idea, haven't you?

Yes. For the goblins.

Did it go away?

Looks like it.

Maybe we will survive after all.

There you are, you damned hob.

Hey, kiddos. Wanna see something cool?

I don't know what they've been teaching you,

but I've only got one thing to teach you.

No matter what kind of monster you're facing, they'll always have a physical body.

So even if they're a god... you can still kill them!

Damn it! I thought goblins were only in caves!

Well, they're right there, so what do you want us to do?!

We just need to... get to town...

Wh-What in the world?!

No one mentioned they could climb trees!

What the hell are they laughing about?!

They're mocking us.

They're mocking us and slowly...

Damn it!

O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,

the wanderers in the darkness, with holy light!

Y-You guys are...

We've come to save you.

I'll never get used to the way this feels!

They're still coming!

Come closer, injured people! I'll treat your wounds!

I'll only use miracles on the gravely injured!

We all need to get out into the open.

Having us stuck in a cramped area is just what the goblins want.

B-But if they surround us in an open space...

I will protect us using Protection.

So hurry!

Don't move!

I can't cast spells carelessly.

The goblins are split up.

I won't be able to hit several of them with just a single Fireball.

But I also don't have any time to hesitate.

Who knows what'll happen to us if we're caught by them?

Who knows what my sister went through?

Calm down.

If I let my rage control me and I cast my spell in that state,

I'm definitely gonna lose to that guy.

Nah, it's not like he'd actually say anything.

But I wouldn't be able to forgive myself.

So what should I do?

What do I do?!

Also, the job of a spell caster isn't to cast spells.

It's to use spells.

If you can't even tell them apart, there's no hope for you.

Anyone who thinks a wizard is just someone who goes around

throwing fireballs and lightning is a simpleton.

Guys! Cover your ears!

Hey! We're right in the middle of a battle here!

Hurry! Get behind me!

Oh, damn it!

Um...

I'll leave this to you.

Go on! Cover your ears, too! Hurry!

Crescunt! Crescunt! Crescunt!

Oho?

Sounds like the kid's getting serious.

They're running away?

After doing as they please... running wild... killing...

And yet they're running? They're running away?

No way!

We're getting out of here.

We're heading straight out of the forest to the town!

All right! Getting home is our top priority!

Follow me!

He'll take the lead, and I'll watch over all these guys, so watch our rear for us.

Right!

What was that?!

Just me yelling. I amplified it even more using Crescunt, though.

Great job! That was amazing!

Thanks.

The goal this time isn't to slay goblins.

It's to save these guys.

To save them and make it safely back into town.

I wonder how much better I'd feel if I could massacre all the goblins.

But... That's right. But...

I'm not Goblin Slayer!

Up top. Open a hole above us!

Again? All right, you got it!

What's the point of makin' a hole?

I have a plan.

Before that, I want to scare them and move them farther back.

Leave that to me.

Bao Long, honored ancestor, Cretaceous ruler, I borrow now thy terror!

They'll be back eventually!

That's fine.

Er, Orcbolg... You'd better not be thinking about using one of those scrolls again.

I don't have any scrolls.

Then what are we supposed to do?

There's a lake above here.

When the Tunnel spell runs out, could you cast some kind of ice spell?

The ice will expand, and eventually, the tunnel will crumble.

All right... I... understand.

All that's left is to find their nest from up above and crush them.

Yeah, you can do all that. I'm beat.

Next time you call me, make sure there aren't any goblins on the adventure.

All right.

But I'm surprised that you knew that we were under a lake.

Have you been in this area before, Sir Goblin Slayer?

Yeah. Long ago.

Long... long ago.

Well, good work.

Hey, great job.

Don't worry. I know you're not lying.

R-Right... But it's still nerve-racking.

Well, in your case, you just had to work on your own accomplishments.

Don't worry. I believe your rank definitely matches your hard work.

You have good technique, a great reputation, and great luck, even if it's by chance.

Right?

Yes, you're right...

I'm not sure just yet...

But I'm going to do my best so I can find out!

Heya! Great job!

How'd it go?

Thank you. I was able to rank up without issue.

Way to go! Are you at the third level now?

You actually made it to steel! Now you're a real priest, for sure!

Yes. But...

I, um... let some of the goblins escape.

Now, listen. You're not Orcbolg, so that's fine.

Right...

It's because everyone has different thoughts and acts in different ways

that the world is such an interesting place.

Right!

I'm thinking about traveling around the world a bit more to master my technique.

You're not going to go back to the Sorcerers' Academy?

I want to get revenge on the ones who mocked my sister.

I mean, I do, but...

I'm sure no matter what I do, they're gonna mock us anyway,

so whatever. They can act stupid all their lives.

Yeah.

You know... I still don't like you.

I see.

So I gave it a lot of thought.

I don't want to ever copy you. I'd rather be caught dead.

That's why...

I'm gonna be a dragon slayer!

I see.

Then I'll go with you!

Wh-Wh-Wha—

Why, though?!

Well, a porcelain spell caster going on an adventure on his own

is super dangerous!

But you're also just a porcelain fighter. Not to mention, you're a girl.

You bet! And that's why it's dangerous!

Well, I was planning to travel alone!

What a coincidence! So was I!

Oh, damn it! This is the problem with you rheas!

Mention my name

if you happen to come across a rhea who goes by Burglar.

He might just look after you.

I guess I will if I remember.

All right. I guess we should get going... together.

Yeah!

See you around, Goblin Slayer!

Yeah.

Are you done?

Yeah.

I guess they're going on an adventure.

Are they now?

Yeah.

So the lake ran dry?

Sorry.

You seem happy.

Do I look happy?

Of course you do.

I see.

I know everything about you, you know!

Something good must've happened.

Yeah, something very good.

Next Time

Beard-cutter, to the Southern River