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Take that! And that!

Get away from her!

Take that! And that!

You're in my way!

R... Run....

Forgive me! Are you all right?

Wh-Why...

O... merciful... Earth Mother...

That's one...

And that makes two.

Um... Who are you?

Goblin Slayer.

An Ordinary Spring Day

Next, number 15. Please come up to reception.

I've got a quest here!

Seems a horde of dung-eaters appeared in the sewers!

Do you have your weapon and equipment ready?

Anyone got some time?

Did you memorize your spells?

Yeah, of course.

Okay, let's go!

Well, aren't you in a good mood?

This is my second year, after all!

People can consider me their senior now, right?

Wow, it's already been that long?

Yes! And I was thinking I should be able to rank up from 9th to 8th any day now.

Well, you did work hard.

Anyway, it sure is lively in here.

Those girls are cute.

I bet we can be friends with girls like them if we become adventurers!

Seriously? Do they really think they can keep secrets around elves?

I was lined up over there last year, too,

but there weren't this many then.

And that's probably exactly why a training center's opening up.

Did you read the letter?

Yup, I sure did! Of course.

Setting up a charity for new adventurers...

She sure works fast.

Yes, truly.

She said she wanted to help as support from now on rather than be an adventurer.

I'm glad she seems to be doing well.

I heard she made amends with her family, too.

All right, let's go.

Whether you can learn something in the beginning or not really is important.

I don't think it's that deep.

I mean, there are some people who never listen, no matter what they learn.

For example, dwarves.

I can hear you, long-ears.

Actually, it's you elves who never listen.

Now, now. Our hearing is far superior to that of dwarves.

You see? Anvils don't get sarcasm.

Who are you calling an anvil?!

Well, I don't see anyone else who fits the bill.

How peaceful.

Don't get too rowdy.

Otherwise, we won't look as cool in front of the rookies.

See? Interactions like that lead to better teamwork.

You're just making excuses for being a violent drunk. Okay, lawful good.

Heya!

Good morning!

Good luck today!

Yo!

Hey! Greet them properly!

Hello there.

You all seem to be in good spirits since it got warmer.

I also love the warm weather.

Winter did seem harsh for you.

Indeed.

So, where is Goblin Slayer?

He said he was going to be a little late.

He should be here soon, though.

What the...

Goblin Slayer!

Goblin Slayer?

Slayer of goblins? What the heck?

So you're all here already.

You're the one who's late, Orcbolg!

So, what are we doing today?

Slaying goblins.

Figured as much.

I'll listen to your requests if you have any.

As long as we do something pious, I am willing to do anything.

Okay, fine! Fine!

We can go hunt some goblins.

Thanks.

Heya, Goblin Slayer. Slaying goblins again?

Yeah. Killing goblins.

Never get bored of that, do ya?

We've got a long trip ahead of us. We're gonna explore some ruins.

I see.

Hey, he's...

Take care out there.

I will.

Yeah...

What are they saying?

You're better off not knowing.

Goblins. You got any?

But of course!

That's a lot of quests.

Probably because it's spring.

And that's after all the rookies took some, actually.

Can they handle them?

Show me those that have already been accepted, too.

Can you handle all of these?

That's fine.

Hey, we should probably get some potions.

But those cost money...

We'd probably only be able to buy one.

I'll take care of these in this order.

Understood. Oh, do you need any potions?

I'll need Heal, Antidote, and Stamina. Six of each.

You got it!

Whoa...

Whatcha doin'?

Making sure I don't mistake them by just touching the bottles.

Oh, I'll help.

Thanks.

Mine!

Long-ears, show a little more restraint.

Don't worry. I'm not stingy like you dwarves.

I don't really need that.

Well, too bad.

We've got to handle our money and items properly among our party.

I'd like to take a look, as well.

U-Um... What are you doing?

Well, you see...

We're marking the potions so we don't mistakenly pull out the wrong ones.

You're marking them?

You may not always have time to check which one you have before using it.

Oh, I see.

You know,

just labeling everything won't help you remember what's what.

Oh, come on. I wouldn't do that.

Limit it to things you'll need to use in a hurry.

Also...

Be careful around goblins. Start off by killing rats.

Er, uh, r-right! Got it... I mean, I understand.

I hope they survive.

Who knows?

Goblin Slayer, here.

Thanks.

I took these.

Well?

What do you mean, "Well"?

We're here because we decided to come with you.

You'll wander off on your own if we leave you alone, anyway.

Also...

You're way too unaware of your surroundings, Orcbolg.

You don't care that they've been gossiping about you?

No. I have no idea what they're expecting from me, anyway.

All right, Beard-cutter.

Off we go to slay some goblins.

Too right.

Hey! You're in my way! You're gonna get hurt!

I-I'm sorry.

You're fine.

Hey, be more careful, lad!

Shut up!

It's your fault for being so slow!

Don't make me throw a fireball at you!

Honestly, kids these days.

Wow, spoken like a true old person, Dwarf.

You're the last person I want to hear that from, Elf.

What'd you say?!

Well... The more rookies there are, the more likely we are to see some rotten apples.

Is something the matter?

Oh, no. It's nothing... Really.

A-Are we there?

Yes, we are. We're here, long-ears.

I don't think Priestess can make it much further.

Can we leave this to you, Sir Goblin Slayer?

Yeah, I will. Take care of her.

Ugh, I'm so tired. I'm going to sleep.

Well, see you tomorrow.

Yeah.

Only the light is on?

A goblin?

You can sleep a little longer...

I guess you're not a goblin.

Huh?! O-Oh... G-Goblin Slayer.

I wasn't asleep! I was not asleep, you hear me?!

So, how did it go? That was quite a few quests this time.

Yeah, there were goblins.

How many were there? Oh, please list them off one quest at a time.

The first one had 34. And then under ten.

Under ten?

I went under, saved the prisoners, and destroyed the nest.

I confirmed 34 corpses.

The rest should be less than ten.

Er... How about the second quest?

There were goblins.

I counted twenty and then three.

I smoked them out, and once they emerged, I destroyed the ceiling and crushed them.

We did a pincer attack on those that remained and killed them one by one.

The weapons I used belonged to the dead goblins.

Stop.

What?! Even if goblins aren't a big deal, it doesn't hurt to review...

No.

I'm saying you're through if the goblins get a hold of your notes.

A-Are you the one people call "Goblin Slayer"?

They do call me that.

In that case, teach me how to kill goblins!

No.

Why not?

If you can't do something until you're taught,

nothing will change, even if you are taught.

Wha...

Sorry to keep you up late. Thanks.

Oh, it's fine. Thank you for everything you do.

Oh, as for your payment...

Split it up. I'll just take my share for now.

Sure thing.

Remember the party that just registered the other day?

The one with the Rhea girl.

Ah...

Don't worry.

I guess she did get bitten a little when she went to kill some rats...

But she had an antidote.

I see.

Are you relieved?

Yeah.

Who is that?

He just registered as an adventurer. Apparently, he wants to hunt goblins on his own.

On his own? That's ridiculous.

Hey. Do you have a place to stay?

That's none of your business.

I see.

Come with me.

Hey, wait!

You're not the boss of me!

Thanks for the tea.

Wh-What's the big idea? Hey!

Where are you taking me?

Come with me and you'll find out.

A... farm?

Oh, you're home!

Welcome home!

Yeah, I'm home.

You took quite a while this time.

How'd it go? Are you hurt at all?

Who's this?

I-I'm... a-an adventurer!

He's a rookie. He has no place to stay.

Oh, really?

Huh...

I see, I see.

Sure, I don't mind.

Thanks. That's a huge help.

No worries. I'd expect this from you.

I want to speak to your uncle, too. Is he awake?

Probably.

I see.

Hey.

Are you his wife?

Well, yeah.

No.

No.

Aw, come on, Uncle.

Letting him spend one night won't hurt.

An adventurer who just registered is no different from some ruffian.

Wha— You're saying I'm the same as some crook?!

Be quiet.

That attitude is precisely why no one's going to trust you, myself included.

Then what about the barn I'm renting?

Are you able to take responsibility if something happens to this kid?

No. That's why I'm going to stay up and keep watch.

Uncle...

All right, fine.

In return, you need to actually sleep.

Adventurers are nothing if their bodies aren't healthy.

Right. Thank you very much.

Who the heck are those guys anyway?

What do you mean?

If she's not your wife, they're not your family, are they?

Yeah.

I've known them forever.

He's my landlord. And she's his daughter.

That's who they are, objectively.

I don't know how they view me.

What's that even mean?

You're not going to sleep?

I can sleep with one eye open.

So I can be prepared if a goblin shows up.

What the heck?

If you want to kill goblins, you need to at least be able to do that.

That's not even necessary.

I see. If you don't think so, fine.

Go to sleep. I'll see you to the guild after breakfast tomorrow.

You ate too much. Well, I'm going.

First, you should go to the sewers and kill some... you know, rats.

I'm... going to hunt... goblins.

I see.

Goblin Slayer...

What's the matter?

She went to talk about moving up a rank, and...

I was told that I probably haven't contributed enough.

That cannot be helped. The rest of us are all Silver-ranked.

I wonder if they think you're being carried by us.

U-Um... Don't let this bother you.

I think they'll acknowledge me if I work harder.

Hey, if rank is the issue,

then why not go on a quest with some Porcelain and Obsidian adventurers?

Good point.

I know! They just need to see you mentor someone.

U-Um...

Does that mean I should adventure with people other than all of you?

Yeah. That's not a bad idea.

Guess that's settled. Let's find some Porcelain kid and—

Even if you're just a rear guard,

you'll never go up in rank if all you can do is shake and cower in the corner.

I-I'm not cowering!

Yeah, I don't know about that.

I bet when you're in trouble, you're shaking in your boots and just calling for God.

Wha— That's not true! I do a lot of things...

If you're going to judge others, then you cannot complain if others judge you.

Wh-What?

To mock a single priest is the same as mocking a million priests.

What's that brat's problem?

Ignore him.

I guess he's never been out in the wasteland with no food or water.

He'll understand once he gets himself nearly killed.

Hey, you!

Try saying all that again while looking me right in the eye!

Hey, stop that, you dummy. Let's go kill some rats.

Let go of me! Let go!

W-Well... I'm an adventurer, too!

Goblins are nothing!

Goblin Slayer? Really?

You tell me not to take notes, yet you won't share your goblin-hunting secrets,

then you tell me to kill rats?

Screw that!

I'm gonna kill some goblins!

Orcbolg...

Is he your little brother?

No. I only have an older sister.

I see. So, who is this kid?

He's a rookie. A wizard, apparently.

I heard everything!

Sorry...

Who the heck are you? Butt out!

Just listen a moment, boy.

I have a good idea.

Why don't you try and slay some goblins?

B-Bring it on!

But...

The leader of your party is going to be Priestess there.

Huh?

Wh-What?!

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