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My family is so weird.

This time, me and my stepbrother Anthony were watching the match with our step

-parents. And, well, why don't I just show you? Oh,

God, how did you miss that kick?

Oh, I knew I shouldn't have washed my lucky underwear.

Fourteen years, never failed, and now this shit happens.

Don't worry, honey, they're going to catch up soon.

It's not that simple, stepmother.

You know nothing about this game.

Whoa, easy with the macho shit.

Language. Sorry.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Guess you were right, step bro.

Not going to be that simple.

It's okay, honey. It's just a game.

Oh, yes.

There we go. Oh, my God.

See,

there's nothing a kiss can't cure.

Wait a second.

Honey, do it again.

Do what?

The hug. The kiss. It's working. No, I think he's just fishing for attention.

You see? It works.

All right, so we need something bigger now.

Do it again.

Kiss him on the lips.

You mean like a ritual type thing?

Yeah, exactly.

It's working.

Yeah, I'm not so sure.

You can't be serious.

Listen, they need a first down, and a kiss on the cheek is not going to cut

You kiss him on the lips.

This is kind of weird.

I do.

I mean, I guess I'm just trying to teach them how to help each other.

That's the spirit, honey. So?

All right,

they're in the red zone. They're in the red zone. We need more. We need more.

Keep going. Keep going.

That's it. That's it.

Score.

Oh, my God.

We figured this out.

Oh, this is awesome.

Who needs lucky underwear?

That was amazing. Such a weird family.

I don't even like football.

But you love your family, don't you?

I guess so.

Then help us win.

Oh, whoa.

This is the real deal right now.

It's time to break out the real guns.

What?

Oh, my God.

It's okay, sweetie. It's for the family's sake. It's okay. Look, let me

you. No.

You see?

That's the spirit, sweetheart.

For the team. Yeah, yeah. You can... It's okay, baby.

It's just your dad.

You love the family, right? Yeah.

Well, this is going to help the family because it's going to be helping the

team. Yeah, hold my hand. I'll help you through it. Team spirit, sweetheart.

This is for you, Doug.

Oh, my God. Yeah!

All right. See, it's working already.

Oh, my God, yeah!

Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. Keep going. Keep going.

Baby, I love your cock, sweetie.

You know what? They just threw an interception.

Really? It's time to speed things up. Speed things up. Come on. Really? A

harder. Harder.

There you go. Get really into it.

All right. They got the ball back.

See? There you go, son.

Son!

Oh, come on.

Sorry, Mom. I'm so good at this. She got distracted, you know? Yeah.

He knows.

Oh, I know.

Oh, my God. It sounds like my daughter is doing so good over there. She's doing

good. She's definitely in the team spirit here. It's good.

Oh, yeah.

Good job, sweetheart.

Are they winning, Daddy? They're doing a good job. This is working.

This is definitely working.

Oh, my gosh. My mom's mouth right now.

Oh, yeah, don't slow down.

I love the way you taste, honey.

I can't afford to lose this drive.

There we go.

All the way down. We need this play. We need this play. Stay down. Stay down.

Oh, yeah, that's the spirit.

Does that mean I scored a touchdown?

That means you're definitely...

Oh, my God.

You like that, honey? Yeah.

You like mommy taking care of you?

Oh, my God.

Coffee was working.

Oh, my God. I can.

Of course it is.

Honey, why don't you help your brother with me?

Yeah, get over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Help your mom out. Come on.

He doesn't look like he needs any help.

I know, but trust me.

And also, it's for the game, remember? Team spirit, baby. Team spirit.

Good job, baby.

Oh, big run.

Yeah. That's it, baby.

Keep going, girls. Keep going. I'm so proud of you two.

I can't slow down now. Keep going.

Oh, big stop.

Yeah.

All you girls are doing really good. Just keep going.

Oh, man.

Your dad's missing out.

What about a dad?

Get over here, sweetheart.

I'll come help you. You all right there, sweetie? Yeah.

They just put your player in, daddy.

Oh, this is definitely good luck.

Come on, sweetheart. Get in there.

Yeah.

She's doing amazing.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

That's awesome.

Oh, my God.

Amazing score.

That was a hell of a play.

Really? Oh, that's going to make the highlights tonight. You were so

distracting.

We've got to switch this up and take it to the next level. Really? Okay. Yeah.

All right.

You remember just like the old school. Oh, yeah, I do. You remember the old

days. Mm -hmm. That cheerleading outfit is definitely bringing back memories.

You

did

that quite well.

Do you have a girlfriend that I didn't know about?

Oh, it feels so good, honey.

Oh, yeah.

Can't get enough?

You know I can't.

It's for the team, baby.

You know anything for the team.

Your son takes after you.

Oh, my God.

It's in the genes, huh? Yeah, it's definitely.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are they going to get it? I think they are.

Let's definitely highlight reel tonight, baby.

Don't stop.

I think we... You've got to get these off. You've got to get these things off.

Hey.

No more jerseys? Oh, my God. I thought we were doing a family jersey.

How do you know exactly what you're doing? Oh, it's definitely... The

are good luck, but this is better luck. That's right. All right, it's next

stage. Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. I'm so proud of you, honey. You've got to keep this going.

Get a little closer. Get a little closer. There you go.

It's all about teamwork. Look, you love your mommy.

Show me. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I just want to feel my son's lovely

dick sliding in and out of my tight, wet pussy. Do you want to feel mommy now?

We are on a roll now, baby.

Thank God you're watching the game. I'm a little distracted, honey.

Oh, my God. Your son feels so good inside me.

Takes after the old man.

Oh, my God. That's it.

Fuck my job.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yeah, take it off.

You're such a man now.

I didn't know you had muscles.

Let me turn around, baby.

Yeah? Yeah.

There we go.

That way.

I can let your daddy take care of you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I can't believe my mom's fucking around.

It's all for the team, son.

Anything for the team.

I love the feeling of daddy in your pussy.

I love the feeling of daddy in my pussy.

Look at that.

Daddy's little girl.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

How are we doing, honey? How's the team doing?

We're getting the ball back. Should be getting the ball back any second now.

I don't want to see Daddy over the top of you, though. Yeah? Yeah, why don't

lie down?

All right, we're on commercial break.

We're on commercial break. Let's do this. Okay.

Okay.

Just turn around.

Why didn't I ride?

Sweetheart, you've been working so hard, though.

Daddy? Right there.

Sweetie, show off your tits. Oh, my God.

Daddy's balls. They're perfect since college.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I love watching my daughter get slapped in the pussy by

your balls.

Yeah, and my daddy's balls.

Daddy's balls.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I think I can get us to call. I think I can get us to call. I feel so close to

coming.

Look, look, look. They're getting closer. They're getting closer. I'm

closer. Oh, yeah.

Get in there. Get in there.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, this is the family bonding I've been talking about since we got here.

Can you see the game, Daddy?

I'm going to watch the game.

are you doing? Keep doing it.

I think we found our new game time ritual.

Honey, he can't see the TV.

There you go.

Why don't we change it up so that you can see better, honey?

Yeah, if you lie down, you'll be able to see better.

Oh, good call, sweetheart.

Don't you come and join your brother for a bit?

I don't want to play brother. Come on.

He's your brother. It's for the good of the team.

It's for the game. Come on. Look how close we are to winning. Come on, honey.

We're doing so good right now. Come on, honey.

You've got it.

You're so lucky.

For the good of the team, sweetheart.

Come on, honey, I want to ride you.

Oh, this brings back memories.

What, memories of last night?

Oh, you didn't wear the cheerleader outfit last night. I thought you would

dreamish about mommy and daddy talking.

You know, I love watching you. You're so beautiful.

You're so beautiful.

It's so big inside of me.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God. That's it, honey.

Oh, you're doing such a good job. Yeah.

Oh, that's it. Lick mommy's cunt.

Language. Ah, if mommy says it, it's fine.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's a big game right there. That's a big game. Oh, my God.

It's so important.

You don't have to high -five me, honey.

Sweetheart, you just keep doing whatever you're doing.

It's working.

Oh, my God.

He has to do good. Mommy loves that.

Oh, my God, honey. Yes, I love when you fuck me like that.

Oh, my God. Mommy's going to come if you keep doing that. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Big game's bringing it out of me, sweetheart. You know that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, you know how the animals play boss.

I can't believe my brother sucks in my pussy right now.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

it's so crazy.

You know what it takes to win, sweetheart.

That's what it takes to win.

That's why I married you.

All the way down. All the way down. All the way down. We need this.

Yeah!

Good job, sweetheart.

Why don't you stay right here?

Stay here?

Yeah.

Hi.

You're doing so good, honey.

Honey, why don't you lie down?

Yeah, lie down. Lie down, sweetheart.

I want to be able to watch that.

Right? Our beautiful daughter.

They think that's her.

The real champion.

Oh, that feels so good, honey.

Oh, mommy.

Oh, mommy.

are doing is going according to plan. Yeah, good job, son.

Good

job,

baby. Spread your arms.

Give me that tongue.

She put it back inside.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, my God. That feels so good.

Oh, that's right, sweetheart. Spend money. That's right.

There you go.

Good job, honey.

Oh, we can't slow down.

We can't slow down. I know the team needs us. That's right. The team needs

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that song.

I remember that song. I feel like a daughter.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We need a big interception right here. We need a big interception.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, we got it.

Oh, yeah.

Good job, baby.

Oh, you're doing amazing, sweetheart.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh, baby. You're doing

such a good job.

let's keep it going

that's

the spirit sweetheart

Good job.

Oh, yeah.

Daddy and your brother.

How does that daughter feel?

She feels amazing.

We raised a winner.

We're raising a winner. Yeah, looks like it. Look at the scoreboard.

Oh, my God.

I think it's slowing down. We need to do something different.

Good job, Eddie.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that. Just like that.

point to catch up, right? No, no, no, no. We're up, sweetheart. We just need

run out the clock. Oh, okay, cool. It's game time. Okay, okay.

You know, this one's better than me.

Oh, it's me, daddy.

Oh,

my God, honey. That feels so good. Please don't.

Please don't, daddy.

It's such a good joke.

It's such a good joke.

Oh, my God.

You feel about me tightening down on your car?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Give it to your mom.

Give it to your mom.

It's a team spirit. It's all about you.

It's the end of the game.

Fuck yeah.

God, teamwork, family. Did we win?

We won.

We got a new family ritual every Sunday.

Good job, team.

Yay.