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Ha ha ha!

I could hear you crying.

Just having a bad day. I mean,

look, I know we're not really related or anything, but,

you know, you're my stepmom.

I want you to, you know, open up to me and talk to me about

stuff.

If you can tell me.

You know, Jane, I know we've bonded over the last couple months, that I've been

married to your father and everything like that, but... This is a little

embarrassing. I don't know if I should really talk to you about it.

It's okay.

I have embarrassing things as well.

Oh, God.

You know, I just should have... I just should have known.

I just should have known. You know what?

Your father, he travels a lot.

The other night, he was in the shower because he came home late.

Once again.

So, he left his phone out on the dresser and I just happened to want to go

through it because he's been acting really weird.

And there was just...

Some text messages in there and things that I just really, you know, that just

can't be explained.

And pictures and things of that nature. And it's just, it's your father. And

it's just gross and it's disgusting and I'm just really embarrassed.

And I just, I mean, I have no good to anyone, you know. Like, I don't,

who's going to desire me now? Like, I don't even know what to do.

I can't believe this. I mean, I can't believe he would do that to

you. Like, I mean, I knew he had that problem with my mom, which is, you

know, why they split up. But I just can't believe he would do that to you. I

mean, you guys seemed so in love.

Yeah, well, apparently, the older you get, you don't grow out old habits.

He just, I don't know, maybe he's having some kind of midlife crisis or

whatever. But let me just tell you, what's even grosser is that he's 20.

I can't compete to that. I mean, no wonder. Like, I'm not desirable to him.

Like, perky little tits, you know, just perfect.

That's fucking gross. That's only two years older than me.

I know.

I know. I mean, she probably goes to the same college as you.

I didn't know my dad liked him that young. I mean, I knew he was

but listen, Alexis.

Honey, you can call me mom. It's okay. I know I'm just your someone, but it's

okay. No, I mean, I see you like a real mother figure to me. I mean, I

look up to you, but I just wanted to tell you, you're

really...

beautiful and you know I mean I don't know what's going through your head when

you say that you're not attractive or that no one would want you but I don't

know when the last time you looked in a mirror was but you're one of the hottest

women ever like not just on the planet and

you know anyone would be lucky to be with you including me

You're so sweet.

You're just saying that because you love me.

No, I'm not just saying that because I love you. I'm saying that because it's

true. And I just got a really good idea.

So, you know how dad, well, he cheated on you with a really young girl.

What if you decided to get with a really young girl to, you know, get back at

him?

Oh, come on. That's silly. First of all, I don't even know what I would do.

It's not silly.

It's a good idea. How am I going to find a young girl?

That's crazy.

It's a really sweet idea, sweetheart. I mean, seriously.

I'm no longer 20, so I don't even know where to meet a young person.

I know a place you could meet a young person.

Where? I don't know.

Out of here, sweet.

Are you okay?

Are you alright?

Do you need anything? Mom. Mom.

Can I just make you feel beautiful?

Please?

It would really piss him off.

I would like to really piss him off.

Yeah. He's not deserving of you as his daughter. He's not deserving of me

either. So let's give him something that he can really just get mad about.

How pretty you are.

You're so pretty.

I hope that you don't know that.

I'm going to go one by one and tell you all the amazing things

about your body.

So you know you're never going to doubt yourself again.

You're stuck in these fucking giant jets.

And these like permanently hard nipples.

Oh my goodness.

I haven't had many attempts in a long time.

Yeah, that noise definitely took them forever.

Yeah.

Oh!

The best. It's funny. Oh my god. Can you just keep fixing them?

Sure.

I think you were thinking about this long before I said

anything, but that's just in my brain.

My boobs compared to my small boobs are

perfect.

That girl, she might have had perky little tits, but you have amazing,

ginormous, fucking goddess tits.

Thank you.

You're so amazing.

Look how amazing your boobs are.

These are the boobs of a grown woman.

Thank you.

I think you're right. I'm not worried about what?

I think the best revenge is to play with you.

I'm glad you see it my way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And by the way, those are grown women panties.

You deserve it.

You're right.

You really are. I want someone to rub this fucking clip and make you cry.

You deserve all of that.

tight. Oh my god, you're like the perfect package.

How can anyone ever do that to you?

Oh my goodness

It looks like my ass.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. This is so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. I love you.

This is so good.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

On your back. Yeah.

You have a grown woman's body and grown woman's skills

that makes you more desirable than any 20 year old ever.

I'm going to show you how to

Fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

that's

it right there. Oh, my God. That feels so good.

Fucking God.

You should put that in my face when I kiss you.

You should put that in my face.

Yeah.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

Thank you.