Original subtitles

Stay in line Rex

Sorry Nelson,

I must show Her Majesty something important.

Whoaw!

Watch your step Philip.

Oh Rexy...

What a fluffy tummy!

Oh yes

Just here.

Blasted mutt!

Dreadful manners!

Will he never learn?

What can I say? That's what you get, when you're Top Dog.

Oh Rex, you are incorrigible!

In my day there was more to being Top Dog than nuzzling and fluffing.

Oh really, Nelson?

Did I tell you about the time I discovered the fire at Windsor Castle

and led the Royal family to safety?

Only about three hundred times.

Selfless acts of courage-that's what it means to be Top Dog!

Yes, we all know you're a hero, Nelson.

But could you ever do this!?

Oh, what an outrageous, irresistible puppy.

I do what I can.

Dogs today-you don't appreciate how lucky you are!

You know, I'm so popular,

Her Majesty is putting my picture on a mug,

smart phones, key fobs,

mouse pads, cards, balloons, slippers,

underpants, soap, pens, caps, umbrellas, toilet brushes

and best of all, on the side of the Royal Train.

Very impressive...

Alright everyone. Tails up-we've got a State visit!

You been at the brandy again, Margaret?

Certainly not, look for yourselves.

It's the President of the United States!

Let's go!

Hold on, we have not been sent for yet!

When you're the top dog, you know you're wanted!

Maybe, we should all go.

Send for the Royal Corgis!

Send for the Royal Corgis!

The Royal cor... whoa!!!

Last one there's a mongrel. Whoops!

Whoaw!

Someone give me a hand!

You already got one! Ha, ha!

Coming through,

eat my dust, Rex!

Show some manners, will you!

Out of my way... Ladies first!

Not me.

Not my fault.

Wasn't us.

It's them.

Heeeeere we are.

How nice to see you Mr.President.

Fantastic little place you got here Liz.

It's so... how do you say... understated.

Boy? That Corgi is ugly!

I've sniffed prettier bottoms.

Pity the poor chap who winds up with that creature!

Not exactly an oil painting yourself, Nelson.

An honour to meet you, Ma'am.

Royal selfie. Cheeeese steaaaaak!

And who, pray, is this delightful little moppet?

That's the First Lady, Ma'am.

No, I meant the...

Oh, dis is our very beautiful pet dog, Mitzy, Your Majesty.

Original from zee great state of Texasssss.

She's delightfull.

We're going to find a mate for her.

Only problem is, sourcing the right dog.

We want only the best, the very best.

Perhaps she might like one of mine.

The match could help cement our 'special relationship'.

Vhat a vonderfull idea!

Alright then Mitzy, grab some puppy.

Ooh... alright then.

So what d'we got here?

Too old,

this one's a girl,

too boring.

I beg you pardon.

Hmmm, You're cute and fluffy.

Oooh, hmmm, yeah...

You'll do.

I think she has eye on this vun.

Oh Rexy-you lucky boy!

We found you a girlfriend!

Girlfriend?!

Take me, stud muffin!

Erm... I don't suppose we can have a recount?

Charlie... help!

What can I say, apparently you're the chosen one!

Oh, I do love a Royal Wedding.

I don't want to end up with her-

She's...

Terrifying?

You said it, Charlie. Ouch, aw...

Careful. That hurts.

Here come's the bride, consider suicide!

What if I say I'm not interested?

I don't think she'll take no for an answer, Rex!

There's got to be a waaaayy...

Not so cocky now are we!

Come along, Rex... your lady's waiting!

Heeeeelp!

Top dog, pfffff!

Daddy's got to go for a big meal with Her Elizabethness,

so you be a good girl, won't you?

And if that little doggie upsets you,

you come running to Daddy, okay Princess?

Do come along Donald,

let's leave these two lovebirds to get acquainted!

Don't go, Your Majesty. Please!

Majesty... please, please.

Hey little fella stop whining, wanna go walkies?

I've already been today, thanks.

Oooh, what are you waiting for? Come and join me.

Some other time maybe.

Let's get something in the diary... Aaaah!

Help, please. Get off me... I need to go for a Royal wee!

Mayday, mayday... We have a situation

Oh, hush little puppy.

Get off me...

Mitzy's going to take good care of you.

Sorry, you left me no other choice.

Playing hard to get, huh! I like that.

Aaargh! What part of NO don't you understand?

Both the N and the O.

Majesty, get me out of here...

Cutsey poo! You only live once.

Liz! Help!

Time to reel him in.

What?

Yeeehaaah! Pucker up, cowboy!

Heeeelp!

Liz, pleeeeaaase come back...

Listen, Okay, I'll get my people to speak to your people

and your people can speak to my people

and my people can tell your people to... get lost!

Hope you're ready for your first kiss.

Cause I sure am.

Oh God!

Aaaah! What? You don't like me?

Whatever gave you that im-m-m-m-m pression, hah?

Wanna play rough, huh! You can run, but you can't hide?

Wanna bet!

Okay, I'm game.

Here I am, sugar pie.

Whoaw, hmmmm, I didn't know you Brits were into branding.

Look at our union this way Rexy:

it could be the merger of the century.

I mean the consolidation of two very powerful brands. It could be huuuge!

I love playing hide-and-seek. We are made for each other.

Rexy puppy, where are you?

I'm getting hotter,

I can feel it... in more ways than one.

Some top dog you are,

hiding like a little pussy cat... Meow, meow.

Found you! Hehe!

See you...

Aaah... oooh!

Royal selfie! Cheesesteak...

Get me out of here!

That's how you want to play it, huh?

Whooo whooo

They buck broncos where I come from!

Hang on. Here we gooooo.

Whoaaah!

Aaah... You ain't so bad at this!

But, lets see if you can fly, my love bird.

Aaaaaaaah!

What qualities does the president have that first attracted you to him?

Vell, his nice head of hair

and his very big hands does not hurt either...

Oh.

Dinner is served.

I'll pass, I don't like raw food.

You call this British humour? No?

Sorry, Madam, I, ah...

Footsie huh?

I beg you pardon?

Tell me, Mr. President, what do you think of our English food?

It's fantastic.

Oh, Mr. President!

I believe this is yours, Your Majesty!

You are very much in the doghouse, Rex!

Naughty, Naughty!

Dismissed.

You okay, Rex?

I don't think I'm Her Majesty's top dog anymore.

Of course you are! Nothing would ever change that.

I ruined everything.

The President has cancelled his visit and gone back to America.

I know you did not like the whole set-up.

What did you do to her?

Not her, him.

That creature is a "he".

No, the president!

The president...? What happened?

I bit the President in the unmentionables.

I'm a disgrace to the Royal Family.

Well maybe in that case...

I should just leave.

But where would you go?

No idea...

How about the Pope's house!?

The Pope?

I bet he'd love a couple of puppies running around Vatican City.

What do you think, Rex?

You know what Charlie-I like it!

Sssshhh, You do?

Absolutely, it'd be me and you, heading out on a whacky adventure.

To the Papal Palace!

When do we go?

No time like the present!

His Holiness-here we come!

I'm excited!

I can't help it!

Blasted dog... steals my slippers!

What are you doing?

I've got an idea.

Whaaaat...?

Sarge! Sarge! We got a vase situation!

Oh... Careful, that's priceless.

We've got to make it to those bushes.

I'm having second thoughts, Charlie.

It's a bit nippy out here

-and you know it's Royal Jelly for breakfast!

Can't we go tomorrow?

Did you hear that lad?

What Sarge?

Probably some foxes running around.

Can't see a thing with this bloody hat.

Now-take off your collar.

But the Queen gave me this when she made me top dog!

Exactly, everyone will know who you are!

We won't get five yards.

Good thinking! The Pope's going to like you Charlie.

But, how are we going to make it over that wall?

Oh, I know a way.

Prince Philipp is having cable fitted, come on.

It's a bit tight. But we can squeeze through.

Have you done it before, Charlie?

You never told me you went outside.

Maybe once or twice. Bit of fun, you know.

You're a dark horse! Slash dog.

Hm, hm, there's a lot you don't know about me Rex.

Rex over here. Quick!

We are going to get caught.

Not if we keep moving. Hurry, this way.

Wooo... We made it.

Amazing. We are still in one piece.

Where are we? Is this Vatican City?

Ah, ah... No, St. Jame's park.

We're being watched. Is this place haunted?

No, just keep walking.

You probably saw some geese. They're everywhere.

Do you mind if I whistle.

Yes, keep quiet.

Hurry, this way...

Charlie! I don't like it out here,

It's scary.

Oh, hush Rex. Stop acting like an immature puppy.

Charlie. I really do want to go home.

Look, I know I behaved like a spoiled brat,

but we should have never left the palace.

I'm afraid there's no going back.

The queen loves me really.

I know I messed up, I know, I know, I know,

but she'll forgive me,

l'm sure of it. I am her top dog.

Not any more!

What're you talking about?

You had your chance, now it's my turn.

I was destined to be top dog, until you came along.

Charlie, have you lost your mind!?

So long, imposter!

Charlie, I... am... freezing.

I know!

Ah... Charlie, you double cross... huh...

Goodbye, Top Dog.

Whoa... this must be heaven!

Oh yes,

fluff me-that feels real good!

Breathing fine. No injury to internal organs.

Ha, the belly rub-

you really are spoiling me, Ma'am!

No frost bite. All looking good.

One immune booster suppository and you should fully recover.

Oh yes, give me the full treatment!

Whoa! You just crossed the line, mom!

Well, you're in perfect condition!

Hang on-you're not Her Majesty!

No collar, no chip- must be a stray.

Lucky you found him, Sanjay.

Let me see if we can find a spot for him.

The kennel is pretty full.

Good morning Ginger, do you have room for another guest?

A corgi... we don't get too many of them around.

I wonder what happened to him?

Who knows.

More and more irresponsible pet owners these days.

That's for sure.

Okay, I must be going. See you later.

You look familiar, haven't you been in here before?

Hmm, maybe not. Lets find you a good room mate.

Some of the guests here can be pretty rowdy.

Achoo!... I don't know what you're up to,

but you've got to take me back to the palace pronto, my good man,

before my disappearance becomes a national headline.

Besides, I've got a score to settle with that rotter, Charlie!

Okay, let's go.

Hey-where are we going? The exit is that way.

Who's a nice little puppy then?

Ah, there you go little fella.

Take me home now, my good man,

or you can kiss goodbye to a knighthood.

Jack and Chief will look after you.

I don't belong in a cage.

I'm the Queen's Corgi! This is dognapping.

If the Queen finds out about this-uh, you're in big trouble!

Keep the noise down will you,

it's Sunday and I'm having a lie in.

Excuse me!? Do you know how I am!?

Face don't ring a bell... Chief?

He ain't got a clue either.

For your information-

l am Rex-the Queen's top dog!

Oh yeah? And I'm Napoleon: Emperor of France-

and this is Katniss Everdean from the Hunger Games.

No really, I'm from the palace!

You hear that, we've got a Royal visit!

You don't believe me, do you!

You can call yourself Lady Gaga, if you want, mate,

just not while I'm kipping, alright.

Why you impertinent little street urchin.

The name's Jack- and someone needs to fill you in...

...on the "dog house" rules and that someone is me.

Rule one: Let sleeping dogs lie!

Rule two:

Keep you snout out of other dog's dinners.

And Rule three: There is no fight club!

What's fight club?

What?

Fight club, what is it?

There is no fight club.

So why did you mention it?

I didn't.

He said fight club didn't he?

See?

Weirdo.

Rule four...

Skip the induction, chappie-I'll be out of this hellhole within the day.

Rule Four: Newcomers kip on the floor!

Breakfast everyone.

Whiskey smoked kippers for you Lady Margaret.

Full english, Nelson.

Devilled kidneys for Charlie of course.

And rolled oat cakes topped with royal jelly for you Rex.

Rex... Rex!?

Oh dear, where is he?

Rex... Rex!

Where are you? Rex.

Heeeelp!

What...? Oh!

Sorry if I was a bit narky earlier,

I'm not good first thing. How you getting on?

Awful, just awful.

Her Majesty should be here by now.

I'm sure, she has forgiven me?

Cheer up, mate.

Rule Five: All dogs,

I mean... most dogs

get re-homed in the first month.

Cute little fella like you- shouldn't take long...

Today's our weekly public viewing. Maybe you'll get lucky.

That said, most of us actually like it in here.

We got nice sleeping quarters, three meals a day...

...Know what I mean?

No, I don't! And I don't want to be re-homed.

I want to go back to Buckingham P!

Phew... there's no helping some people.

But tell me, If you really are who you say you are, how did you end up here?

I mess up really bad and

I got betrayed by my best friend.

I have heard that one before... Right Chief?

This one hasn't spoken since I got here?

Is he still water running deep, or just still water running... Still?

Dog protection Society saved him.

He'd been starved by his owners.

Knocked all the spirit out of him, they did.

Ghastly.

Yeah-well that's the thing with us lifers.

We all been rejected sometime or other.

Public visit. Show your best.

Here we go. Viewing time!

Come and get me!

Fully house trained, family dog.

Kind to kids, caring with cats,

a buddy to budgies

- I even got a reference from a rabbit!

I will never pee, on the settee, that's my guarantee.

Come on give us a whirl.

Oh... Majesty.

It's your top dog, Rex!

She's here already? Whoa. Nice going, kid.

Bring me back to Buckingham Palace in the Bentley-you right Royal Regina!

Oh...

Oh... That's no Queen!

Euuuuh... Not so sure about that, pal.

Oh, she's never going to come!

Oh, Don't pick him-

he don't know his 'fetch' from his 'heel'!

Besides he doesn't want to go. Give us a break here!

Oh, I think he likes me!

Yes, yes yes... He can't keep his eyes off me.

This must be my lucky day.

I am out of heeeeere!

Oh... Don't leave, mate.

It won't happen again, please.

I'm an easy going dog... just got a bladder the size of a pea is all!

I can't believe it. I was so close and I messed it up...

Oh well pal.

Guess you're just like me and him. Unwanted.

l am the Queen's Top Dog! I am nothing like you!

Rexy! Come here boy!

Mummy's got some Royal Jelly for you!

Rex... Rex... Rex...

Oh for goodness sake. Stop this nonsense, Rex!

Come out at once!

Rex... Come on Rex-

Come on boy... Rex!

Rex... Rex... Rex...

Unfortunately, no sign, Ma'am.

Keep searching-he can't have gone far.

Here we go again.

That mutt is probably chasing some rabbit around the park... Hmmmm

Forget about Rex, It's almost lunchtime and I'm thirsty!

Reeex Rex where are you?

Rex. Rex, come here boy...

Charlie-what have you found?

Rex's golden collar!

Oh no, he's been eaten by foxes!

Blasted vermin! I'll get the shotgun!

It's too late, Philip. He's gone

Poor Charlie, Rex was your best friend.

Who's that?

That big fellow, that's Bernard St Bernard.

Bernard was one of the finest actors in the country.

Career was going great-then the tummy trouble kicked in...

No, I meant him.

Oh, This is Al.

Al was the best sniffer dog in Heathrow Airport

till he got too good.

Know what I mean?

No I meant him.

What is happening?

Oh... Just sit back and watch.

What is going on here?

Follow me.

Hey that's great, but... question?

If it's so easy to get out, why don't you all just run away?

England in the winter!?

It's freezing out there mate!

I'm not afraid of a little cold.

Go right ahead, be my guest, You'll find the exit that way.

I hope you know your way around town,

it's a big and a dangerous place.

Hmmm... The Queen will come, I'm sure!

Where are you going, Jack?

Fight club.

Oh... Didn't think there was a fight club.

Oooh... Wait for me Jack!

Welcome, to another night of Fight Club!

The biggest underground fightin' venue in the City of London.

Where only the brave die young and the strong survive.

So get ready to rumble,

cause we've got another great match up for you tonight.

Who's Mr. Muscles?

Tyson-Pitbull Terrier.

Used to be a champion fighting dog-till he was impounded.

Rule Six: Never cross Tyson.

On tonight's bill- in the red corner-

it's Boxer the Boxer!

And he is up against Rebel, the Doberman cross!

And I'm offering 2 to 1 on Boxer-no bets smaller than this.

In here, we do what Tyson says.

He's Top Dog.

Hey Chief, when are you gonna come down and fight?

Big dog like you.

But first, the pre-match entertainment.

Give it up-for the wondrous wanderer, Wanda!

"I'm the type of girl that likes to roam around...

I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town"

Hi there big boy.

"And when I find myself falling for some guy,

Yeah, I hop right into that car of mine and drive around the world.

They call me the wanderer Yeah,

the wanderer I roam around,

around, around, around..."

Forget it pal, she's Tyson's girl.

Only coz she hasn't met me yet!

"I kiss 'em and I love 'em

cause to me they're all the same..."

Except you big boy, that is...

I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em

they don't even know my name...

Rex-you're drooling.

Stop!

Settle down doggies, the bets are in.

Good to go Boxer...?

Rebel... ready?

It's time to rumble!

I can't watch this, it's...

Horrible, it's just so horrible to think of what the foxes did to him.

We need to give him a proper funeral.

But, I'm afraid there is nothing left to bury, dear.

Even so, I would do no less for you... Philip.

Quite reassuring... indeed

I wonder, how did he get like this?

Dunno. Shares a cage with a Chihuahua.

You're awake early, Rex.

Been up for hours, thinking about last night!

Don't worry, lad, the fights ain't that bad.

Not about the fight-

about Wanda. She's hot!

Want my advice, forget about her.

Wish I could-but she's caught me hook, line and sinker.

You don't stand a chance, mate!

Au contraire mon ami-

there's nothing a lady likes more than refined breeding.

Breakfast! Okay everyone, breakfast is served.

Breakfast is ready.

Don't look at me like that-I tried to tell him!

Oh no... he is nuts.

Miss Wanda, allow me to introduce myself.

The name is Rex-Corgi of the most noble provenance.

You what?

Forgive my importunate manner.

But I admit to being rather seduced by your exquisite canine charms.

Why do I always get the nutter?

Perhaps we could get formally acquainted over breakfast.

I wouldn't touch that if I was you.

Not exactly Michelin Star is it!

But it's as good as we're likely to get in this dump.

He is dead!

If Tyson sees you eating from his bowl-you're done.

Come, come my dear.

He'll soon fall into line

once he knows I'm the Queen's Top Dog!

You really are crazy aren't you?

Only for you, my darling.

Now sooner or later someone's going to rescue me from this flea pit and

I'll whisk you away...

Excuse me, I'm talking to the lady.

Nosey nose-out!... where was I?

Ah yes-I'll whisk you away

to a life of fine dining, velvet cushions

and men in powdered wigs proffering Royal Jelly for tea.

I said tootle off beefcake

or you'll get a severe tongue lashing!

No... Tyson-don't hurt him-

he's just a crazy little...

He ain't no dog, he's a pussycat.

I told you not to get involved with strays, Rex.

Especially if they're going out with Tyson.

You all saw what happened,

Wanda stood up for me.

Well sort of, listen Rex. Forget about her.

She is really hot but she will be nothing but trouble.

What went wrong-I hit her with all my best lines?!

You need to walk it off, dude.

If you ever decide to do that again,

remember one thing: We don't know you-alright?

Yes, I got it.

Thanks a lot - but I don't drink coffee!

Rex: The Queen's Top Dog!

He was telling the truth!

Hey-you!

We better go. Tyson is never far away.

Best of luck Rex. Break a leg.

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

Beat it, losers!

Not you...

...Your Highness.

Beg your pardon?

Sorry about earlier.

Tyson gets very jealous.

He nearly broke my back.

No! Where - here?

Bit further down.

There?

Hmm, Yeah.

What about there?

Oh, that's the spot!

You know I find you very attractive, Rex.

You've got noble bearing.

Strong... teeth.

Fluffy belly.

I try to look after myself.

The kind of dog, a girl would stray for.

Really?

Isn't it obvious-

I've been crazy about you since I first saw you!

At the fight club?

That's it! You were sitting on the right.

The left.

Right, your left.

I couldn't take my eyes off you.

You're the dog of my dreams, Rex.

Now you've walked into my life and turned it upside down.

You did that to me, Wanda. Literally.

Is that offer of Buckingham Palace still available?

For you Wanda, anything! Ooooh!

You've made me so happy- I want to tell the world!

I wish you wouldn't-you know what Tyson's like.

Rex? Rex.

Hit it fellas!

"And they called it-Puppy Looooove!

Oh I guess they'll never knooowww...

What if Tyson sees us?

How a young heart really feels"

Care to dance, my Lady!?

I'd prefer not to...

"How a young heart really feels

And why I love her so."

Oh Wanda, we were destined to be together.

Really?

And they called it puppy love,

just because we're in our teens.

Would you prefer the wedding at St. Paul's or Westminster Abbey?

Arrrgh! I told you to keep away from me girl!

I say - back off. I'm not quite done here.

"Someone help me, help me, help me please

This is not a puppy love"

Not... a... puppy love.

This is not a... ouch... a puppy loooove.

Fool. You just signed yourself up for fight club!

Dear Rexy, gone forever.

Oh, cheer up old girl.

He was only a bloody bow-wow.

Do shut up, Philip.

You're upset too, aren't you, Charlie?

How would you like to be my new top dog?

Where exactly are you taking me?

To the laundry room

so boxer doesn't take you to the cleaners.

What do you mean?

It means you gotta go learn the basics.

You'll need all the help you can get.

Butch's record? 76 Bouts-75 knock outs.

Well, e better get ready for his 76th

They didn't knock him out-he knocked them out.

He just suffered one defeat.

Oh alright then, so I still have a chance.

He lost against Tyson.

Oh, he's going to kill me!

You might get away with a light maiming.

You got to take a chill pill man, ease it down.

Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

I used to do all my own stunts when I was younger.

You need to learn how to roll with the punches.

Pick your opening and strike like a coiled cobra!

Besides, you do remember the old movie, Rocky!

The underdog won in the end!

Rocky lost, Bernard.

Euh, Rocky II?

Consider yourself lucky,

you've got the best coaching team around.

I just want to survive.

Okay, lets start with the basic fitness routine.

Jump in and show me you can run.

This is not going to work.

What if I gave him some acting lesson on how to play dead.

We're gonna need a real plan B, Bernard.

Follow me.

You better study carefully the layout of this place.

Boxer is quite heavy.

Like Bernard said. Pick your opening.

And?

Run and hide.

Time for... Fight Club!

Wait, wait... Stop it right there!

As the Queen's Corgi-I command you not to open that door!

It's already open, what's wrong with you?

Oh let him be, I'll take it from here.

He's got stage fright. Come on Rex,

I can't bear the sight of blue blood!

Don't worry, it will be over before you know it.

Be strong Rex, I believe in you.

Thanks Wanda.

Well well, look who's here.

I was starting to think you would be a no-show.

Ladies and gents, please give a warm welcome to our royal champ.

Today's bet, 3 to 1

the corgi lasts under a minute.

Go for it Rex, we're here for you.

I'm with you Rex.

Thanks Boxer,

but you don't have to fight tonight.

Uh?

My friends... what do you say we change the odds to... 60 to 1.

For your greatest pleasure and mine...

I will destroy this pathetic puppy myself.

Hey, that was not the deal.

Might we find a more civilized way to settle this?

You're dead!

Looks like we are about to lose another cell mate pal.

In the red corner: ME!

In the blue corner: My dinner!

I'm too fluffy to die!

Remmember the plan Rex.

Get out of the way as fast as you can.

This is going to be ugly.

Got it!

Well, well well, it looks like your

boyfriend's bitten off more than he can chew.

Oh come on Tyson, let him be!

Lets have some fun-

I'll make it nice and slow!

Boxer...

Ah, ah, yeah!

Come on, shoot! SHOOOOT!

You wouldn't harm a member of her Majesty's household would you?

You would...

Tyson hass gone mad. I can't watch this!

It's now or never!

Yes, YES... Oh no...

What the...?

You're gonna pay for that Wanda.

Ah... What's going on out there?

Get back in your cages.

Boxer...?

You're dead Wanda!

And stay in your cages!

We've got a game to watch.

Wanda? Are you OK.

I am, for now.

Thanks for saving my life, that was very brave of you.

...and very foolish.

You two better find a way out of here.

Your days are numbered. I'm telling you.

Easier said than done.

The way I see it, either you get picked up by a visitor, iffy odds,

or you beg the Chihuahua to help you out.

The Chihuahua?

Don't even think about it

Eavesdropping again?

I heard it too...

You said it first Jack: NEVER CROSS TYSON.

Rule five for you. Numero uno for me!

Oh, I'm worried, Rex.

Lets just hope some visitor picks you up tomorrow.

I'm staying, Jack.

No need to put up a good stiff upper lip and all.

You need to tuck your tail and get as far away from here as you can.

No I don't.

You can't keep running away from bullies like Tyson.

And how do you propose we deal with him, hmm?

You have to face reality,

if it weren't for Wanda, you'd be history by now.

But that's just the point.

I couldn't have done it on my own.

United we stand, divided we fall.

Our real battle isn't with Tyson, it's fear.

We conquer it, we set ourselves free.

Together we can beat that tyrant.

Bravo!

So you're in?

Oh no, but that was a great speech!

Fantastic performance. I am quite moved.

You've really touched me... tears and everything.

Oh... you cry at the opening of a can of dog food, Bernard,

besides, that perro loco is going to get us all killed for sure!

I told you not to get involved with strays Rex.

Some friend you are.

Here we go. Viewing time!

Over here, over here!

Oh look, the corgi!

Nooo, Jack?

Don't even mention it. That's what friends are for.

I want that one mommy.

Are you sure sweetie?

Don't you want to look around first?

No mommy, please!

You got yourself a nice dog.

No, wait. I don't want to go.

Ooooh, Some dogs get all the luck

Rex?

Don't worry Wanda!

I'll come back and save you! I promise.

Rex!

Do you want a hand dear?

No, Mummy!

He's mine, and I get to carry him!

Hey, no come back.

I want another one!

Alright everyone, to the yard...

You need some fresh air.

Wanda! Over here, now.

We've got a score to settle.

Oh, he's going to destroy her, we've got to do something.

Forget it guys. This one's out of our hands.

Jack's right, we better stay out of it.

There's no stopping Tyson when he's mad.

Why did you betray me for that pathetic Corgi?

Maybe because I'm a sucker for a dog with breeding.

You're gonna regret your expensive tastes.

Rex!

What are you doing here? Are you nuts?

Ha ha ha - he's come back for his girl - how sweet.

No, I've come back for you, Tyson.

You're not a leader- you're a bully.

You don't earn respect, you just instill fear.

And you... you've just earned the right to a good beating.

Rex.

Is that all you've got?

We're in no rush here, are we?

I'm going to show you who's the boss around here, you little wimp.

You actually thought someone would want to follow a loser like you?

Who would ever be crazy enough to do that?

I would.

Yeah, well, I'll deal with you later.

Anyone else?

Me... seriously?

What have I got to do with this?

Damn it, alright,

as the saying goes: United We Stand.

I second that.

And for dramatic accent, you're damn right!

Just, go easy on the face, please.

You have anger management issues.

Anyone else got something to say?

I'll take the lot of you on!

Hep, hey!

Oh that's magical that is.

The biggest sissy in here.

Sort him out, Boxer!

Euh... You're on your own, Tyson.

Alright, I'll do it myself!

I'm going to enjoy this.

Bring it on Tyson.

- Whoah... - He can talk!?

Come on big guy, lets see what you got, now!

Yeah.

Oh... Yes.

Whoaw. What's going on out here?

We better go!

Remmember what I said about setting ourselves free.

Here we go again...

No more speeches.

I actually found a way out of here. Lets go.

You know Rex, I don't want to be back on the streets.

Chief?

It's not so bad in here.

With Tyson out, this place is going to be cool.

It's very cold outside.

Believe it or not, I hate winters. Brrrr...

Wanda?

Never thought you'd ask.

Thanks everyone.

Can You believe this Charlie?

Rex is barely gone and they're already eliminating all traces of him.

Like he was never here.

You better lay low Nelson

or they might put you away too.

You're quite an old relic you know.

How dare you?

Here we are! Home, sweet home!

After you, M'Lady.

What have we got 'ere, Sarge?

Looks like a mongrel and a stray Corgi.

Think they belong in the Palace.

Sorry you two. Your type ain't welcome here. Now out you go!

Wait my good man. I can explain...

You see, I'm the Queen's Corgi- and this is my... ooooh!

Now scram!

Looks like they didn't recognize you. What now?

We'll sneak back in. I know a way.

Hold on now! I know there was a hole in this wall, right here!

That's how we escaped.

Well it's gone. So what do we do?

I don't know any other way in.

I've got an idea.

Wanda. I can't keep up.

You are running too fast for me.

Right then. Wait for me here. I won't be long.

But where are you...

What? I'm dead...?

Come on Charlie, the Queen is waiting.

It's your coronation for goodness sake.

You don't want to be late.

Hush you old fool.

Once I'm the new Top Dog, there will be some changes around here.

First, I shall levy a 50% dinner tax.

I say, don't you think that's a bit stiff?

Secondly, I wish to be referred to at all times as 'My Lord',

except on informal occasions when you may call me, 'My Liege'.

Yes... My Liege-Lord

Thirdly, when I pass by,

I require you to avert your eyes.

Not too much, sort of like this...

Do I make myself clear!

Yes, my Lord, Liege.

I did not quite hear that!

Yes, my liege, lord.

Yes, my Lord, Liege.

Very well then. In that case, you may be excused

while I prepare myself for the coronation.

Charlie's mad as a hatter!

Makes one miss dear old Rex.

Rex!

Wanda!

Rex, I've got a surprise for you...

Wait... I have some big news to share. It seems...

I'm dead!

What are you talking about?

See right there, my own funeral.

Oh, Is that the Queen?

Yes and the cross below it's me.

That would explain why nobody came looking for you.

Precisely! Charlie had the whole thing figured out

and now he's going to become Top Dog!

Oh no, he's not.

He isn't?

Not if we can help it!

We...

Hi kid!

Surprise!

Jack...

Rule seven: Wanda does not take no for an answer.

United..

We...

Stand!

Great to see you guys.

How exactly did you manage to get them out of the pound?

You don't wanna know.

Maybe not.

But, I like the way you think.

Lets move out. Bernard has a great idea to get us into the palace.

Where is that blasted dog?

Hurry him along a little, will you?

Lets go guys.

Stop them!

Whoah... get them...

Who's the Queen's Top Dog?

That would be me... Charlie.

It appears I have arrived right on time,

to prevent the Queen from making a very bad mistake.

You're alive!

How could you betray me?

You were my best friend, Charlie.

Wo.. w.. w.., of course we're friends, Rex..

No we're not, you pushed me off the bridge.

How absurd. You slipped and fell.

Really?

Charlie, meet Wanda.

Charmed, I'm sure.

I'll show you there was no foul play.

The proof is in the closet.

What proof?

I know what happened Charlie.

I was there, remember?

Just open the door, you'll see.

I'll do it.

No Wanda, this could be a trick.

Game over Rex.

You survived the ice, show me how you deal with fire!

Ah, now forgive me, I've got a Golden Collar to receive. Ta-ra!

Oh. There you are.

Come this way, you're expected!

Wanda, give us some help here.

Wanda...?

Wanda! Where are you?

Waaaanda.

Wanda!

What's happening... Rex?

Don't move. I'm getting you out of here.

What about you.

It's too heavy for two.

No. I don't want to leave you.

Farewell... Wanda.

Following the passing of my dear, dear, Rexy...

Hmmm, perhaps, I should have taken a little nap earlier.

It is beholden upon me,

to bequeath the Golden Collar to his best friend...

Where is the golden collar?

Eh, what a circus.

Hey! Guys!

Wanda?

Up here!

Whoah, I didn't know she could fly.

What're you doing up there?

Trying to save Rex!

What did she say?

Catch her!

I got her, I got her!

Hey! Where'd she go!

Hello!?

She vanished right into thin air!

Whoah... That was pretty cool.

Enough fooling around.

If we don't get in there, Rex will be burned to a crisp!

Dudes, we gotta save Rex!

I once played a scene

where I rushed into a burning building.

Run!

Help me!

I'll get this. Move out of the way, aaargh!

I can't see a thing!

Me neither!

REX!

Rex? Wanda!!

Guys! We need to put out this fire now!

Jack. You and Chief get the hose at the end of the hall.

Okay, got it.

Al, Bernard, come with me.

Oh dear.

How we gonna get the hose out?

I've got this.

Nice work, Chief!

Yes, that's it. Perfect.

Hold it tight.

Whoa... I need help here!

I got it, I got it.

Whoah, easy does it.

I think I've got the hang of this.

Let a woman show you how it's done.

What're you waiting for?

Coming!

Does anyone see Rex?

Oh, look at this place,

there is no way he made it...

Rex!

He's nowhere in sight.

Rex...

Rex...

I heard something!

What, what was that?

Up here.

It's Rex! Rex!

Wanda.

He's in the chimney.

Hey... come down, what're you waiting for?

I'm stuck.

What're you doing?

Oh... how sweet

Wait... You guys deal with this situation. I'll be right back!

I've got something to take care of.

And so, on this most wonderful coronation day,

we mark a new chapter, a new beginning...

Hey!

My goodness. What in the world is going on here?

Give me my gold collar back!

Come back, stop it, give me that back, grab him...

Come on Bernard. Push, higher.

Oh oh, ouch, that hurts.

But at least we have you back.

I have your collar.

Wanda.

Well, well. Look at this sorry bunch of wannabees.

Oh, I can see you trashed this room pretty good.

Us?

Rex! You're back!

Guys! It's so great to see you.

What exactly is going on here, Charlie?

Seems Charlie here wants to be top dog so bad,

he'd risk burning down the whole palace for it.

You did this, Charlie!?

This is our home.

Stay out of it you two.

I'm going to settle this once and for all.

Then you're a lot dumber than you look, mate.

You hoped I would drown when you pushed me off that bridge.

True.

Or maybe you thought I'd end up in some gutter,

homeless and unwanted.

Hmmm! No. I did think you'd drown.

We could always make them arrangements for you, you know.

l am with you there, Chief.

In any event, I'm about to be top dog

and my word is golden. So to speak.

No you're not, Charlie.

I say, once top dog, always top dog.

Why should he be the Queen's top Corgi?

I've served her Majesty well,

and I have seniority! I'm entitled!

Enough of your blabbering.

You tried and you failed.

No, Wanda.

But, I thought this is what you wanted...?

I don't understand.

All you've ever talked about was being Top Dog.

Not any more.

If Charlie wants it that bad, let him have it.

All I care about is being your Top Dog.

You're top of my list.

I do like a good love scene.

That's what I call a real class act.

You don't mean this... do you?

I do!

Oh my goodness, what in the world happened here...

Oh Rex!! You're alive!

It's all been a terrible mistake.

We thought the fox had...

I missed you so very much.

Oh dear, this room is going to need some freshening up.

Oh... Rex...

So, that's where you've been... looking for love.

You've got good taste, Rexy!

Love moves us all in mysterious ways...

isn't that right Phillip?

What?

Oh, yes! Very mysterious indeed.

Shall I call the guards to get rid of all these dogs?

That won't be necessary.

It's high time we had some new blood in the palace.

Seriously? You mean the whole lot?

Why not, this is a big place.

I thought you had eyes only for Corgis...

One is never too old to change.

If you say so. But, who is going to be Top Dog then?

Well, it's pretty obvious to me that Rexy has already made that call.

After all, love and Royal duties can make for difficult bedfellows.

It worked rather well for us, didn't it dear..

Yes, my dear, we are old school.

Well come along then.

The lot of you could use a bit of freshening up!

Afterwards we shall have a wonderful dinner.

Ah ah, dudes! We're gonna live in a palace!

This is so exciting.

That's what you'd call a happy ending right, Bernard...?

So, are you going to let Charlie off the hook, just like that.

Oh, he's not off the hook.

He has no idea what he's got himself into, believe me.

After you, Milady

Oh, Rex.

Charlie, just keep in mind

that being Top Dog means you'll have a huge set of responsibilities.

Oooooh!

Oh. This isn't happening.

I want to abdicate! Yes, abdicate.

I'm not cut out to be Top Dog... Please...

That's what you get when you're Top Dog!