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Lady. Yo, what the fuck? That's a hit and run.

Um, excuse me, personal space here. I have no idea what you're talking about.

the parking lot, you hit my car, I tried to flag you down, and then you took

off. So you followed me?

What, are you some kind of stalker or something? I should call the police,

shouldn't I?

Call the police?

And tell them what? That a bitch hit my car and took off?

You can't prove anything.

Besides, I don't even have a scratch on my car.

Oh, really?

Right here. This big -ass scratch right here. Maybe not that side, Ben.

You know what? I'm just about sick and tired of your little accusations here.

Honey, is everything all right? I heard the commotion on you. No, everything is

not all right. This black guy followed me home, and now he's trying to say

like, I hate cars and excuses like that.

Sir. My wife's a good driver. She's only been in two accidents her whole life.

Three. Three. Three accidents. Not bad.

But she's a good driver and you can't kill that. I want my car fixed now. You

need to stop defending this bitch.

Sir,

you can't talk to my wife like that.

Or what?

Or we're just going to go exchange the insurance information.

Yep.

You are just a really awful person, you know that? Like, doing something like

this to an innocent woman like me.

Innocent? Innocent my eye.

How about you shut the fuck up and let your husband take care of this?

Hi there. I'm calling about a little fender bender and I'd like to print out

some little procedural information to fill out.

Okay.

How do I go through poker?

Email?

Okay. I'll print it out.

Okay.

All right. What else do I need to know?

Okay. I got a room.

Okay.

Um, I'll have to get her driver's license for you.

Oh my gosh, it's so big.

So, I got it. My license.

I'll get her driver's license.

Um,

okay.

Is that all I need to know?

Mm -mm.

Honey, what are you doing?

You shut the fuck up.

You should have defended me when he was trying to take advantage of me.

And you just let him? You don't even have my back.

You shut the fuck up.

Honey, not again.

Again?

Yeah, um, to tell you the truth, this is actually going to be her fifth

accident. Shut the fuck up. You're just going to watch me stress this day

because you can never fuck me like this.

You can never fuck me like this. Look how big it is. Look how big it is.

You can never. You can never.

So you're getting a lot of acronyms, huh?

Only with black letters.

Is that right? Mm -hmm. Oh, God.

Oh, boy.

White.

Stop trying to act like you don't like it.

You took too long to fix the problem. Now she's handling it.

Man.

You just watch this real close, because I want you to learn how to fuck me like

this. I want you to fuck me now. Come on.

He's going to fuck me. And you better watch closely, because you need to take

note or two.

Take a note.

Yeah,

he likes me.

Can we keep him?

Yeah.

I don't even know why you guys are picking on me. We ain't going to do

Let me get this off of you, babe.

Yes, hands don't even fit around him!

Sit down.

This has been a long time coming. I can do it.

Yeah, I can really do it. I can do it.

I'll get you up.

Oh,

yeah.

I wish the eardrum was this big.

I could choke myself with it.

I can't grab you. I can't have you in my face.

There's no speaking.

No he -

You still here, little punk? Yeah, it just makes me.

You like it, don't you?

You like to watch me get fucked by that big black cop.

Yes, you do. Look, you admit it. You admit it, baby, you like it.

You like it.

You want to see me come with it in my fucking pussy, don't you?

You want to see me come all over that big black cop, don't you?

Yes, you do.

Yes, you do.

Put that shit on my face. Put that shit on my face.

This is how you do it.

Sigh.

I'll move you back to this penis shit.

This is what she wants, man. You gotta take control of your bitches, man.

This will happen if you don't defend your bitch right.

How do you like it? How do you like me riding it?

Yes, you do love it.

Yes, you do, baby.

Yes, yes, yes.

Don't you go from me, black puppy.

Please.

Oh, look, it's so bad.

Whoa.

He doesn't use it.

He doesn't use it, you black puppy. Yes.

It's not like that, huh? Yeah.

Well, how is Beth? I don't know how it's done.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Look at her.

Yes. Take notes. Take notes. Take mental pictures.

Do all that stuff.

Get in there.

Oh, my God.

I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

to a term, bro.

Thank you. Thank you.

Eat. I'm drinking it.

Yeah.

No, I'm going to have my peoples call your peoples, man.

I'm still going to have to take this little turn around.

You know, you can't do this to me.

Baby, come get me a check.