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Guys, we're rolling.

So, when Rob proposed to me, my stepmom was so excited.

And my dad was dying to meet her.

But there was just one small issue.

Hey, hey, hey, Howard.

What the fuck is he doing here?

I used to date in high school.

Very messy breakout.

It was so horrible.

And things just went from bad to worse.

How did we all even get here together anyway?

Don't ask me. I mean, like, I'm very surprised.

Yeah, same.

Eventually you found your way back into my life.

Yeah, you did. It was through these guys. I don't know how they didn't know.

you guys not know this?

I mean, kind of not really.

Just so you guys know, it was all her fault.

My fault?

Seriously?

Yeah. They're not going to buy this.

I mean, I have a story, you know, and I have a good memory.

So it's better if we don't go there.

Yeah, they're your stories. Obviously, you're going to tell them the way you

want to tell them. Come on. I know the truth.

You know, you are the way you are. You cannot hide it.

Yeah, I'm a great guy.

Ah, okay.

And you seem to forget this. Like, these guys know it. They can tell. You are a

great guy.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, I cannot do this. I cannot do this. I'm telling you.

No, you're not marrying into this family. No.

She's not.

She's not.

If we didn't do something, the wedding was going to be off.

And we'd be spending, like, a lot to be calling it off, you know? Like, a lot of

money.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

He's right about what?

What he said, like, in that instance, I guess, yeah, he has a point.

Oh, wow.

So you take accountability.

Yeah, I always do. I always have. What are you talking about?

I cannot.

Like, you can not skin in my house. I'm not. I haven't done anything.

There was all this sexual tension in the air.

It was clear that there was a spark between them.

So we came up with a brilliant plan.

I'm sorry about my mom.

I promise I am nothing like her.

And I'm going to take good care of Rob.

I'll even take care of you.

You looked so much like her when she was younger.

Is this bothering you?

No, like I said, I'll take care of you. We're family.

That's right, we are.

I'm going to be your daddy now.

You're going to do anything I say, right?

What do you mean, anything?

What, you don't like that?

You said you'd do anything.

I know, but we're family now.

That's right.

Please, call me Daddy.

Look, I'm not my dad, okay?

Give me a chance.

I would never do anything to hurt Becca. Swear on my dad's grave.

So, are you really willing to do anything for her?

Literally anything.

You know, you look a lot like your dad when he was younger.

A sexy asshole.

What's happening?

You know...

One good thing about your dad is that he has a big cock.

So, you know, if you want to be with dad, you need to learn how to please

new mommy.

Right?

Okay.

Okay. I guess.

Yeah.

You have to.

Well, maybe it wasn't the best idea.

I didn't know my dad could be such a creep.

Or that my mom was such a perv.

I would love to say that was the end of it, but... Here's where the story gets

really weird and uncomfortable.

His dad was crazy about me.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Call me mommy. Call me mommy.

Call me mommy.

Mommy?

for days.

Rob dealing with my mom, me dealing with Rob's dad.

Hey, sometimes you just, you know, gotta fuck your in -laws for love.

They told us to keep it a secret, and one day they agreed to have dinner

together.

One issue, though.

They're a little touchy.

I try. to talk to Rob about it, but then my dad caught us.

I never thought my father -in -law would like me that much.

You think my dad liked you?

Your mom was crazy about me.

That was not even the crazier part.

Let's just say that things went out of control.

Are

you

okay? What the fuck is going on here?

Rejurking myself? What about you?

You did this to my daughter.

What did you do?

Fuck this.

Let's get out of here. She can't even make a guy cum.

Her? You.

Your tongue cannot make her cum. I'm not sure that it's gonna, like, last five

seconds. Yeah, right. Mine has way better sex than your dog. Oh, yeah, I'm

sure. So... You know what? Fuck her.

Eat her pussy. Make her cum. Don't let her win.

Don't let her win?

Really, all you need.

Fuck his dick and make him cum. Now.

Okay? That's it.

She's got my soft stick out of the window.

Yeah, right.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Make her come.

Oh. Oh.

Unlike you, your daughter is a duck dick.

Well, she's a nice little boy, though.

Oh, yeah, she is.

And before we knew it, we took it to the bedroom.

Oh, my God.

Wait, wait.

Thank you, Father. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

if you have any ability.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, here we are.

Wow.

Oh,

yeah.

Right there. Right there. Right there.

Come over there. Come over there. Right there. Right there.

Right there.

There you go. There you go.

Take out that dick. Take out that dick.

There you go. There you go. Right there.

Right there. Right there. Take it out. Right there.

Right there.

Right there.

There you go. There you go.

Put your arms on the other side.

Come back like this.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

I like it.

How about your second daughter?

Thank you. Thank you.

See?

He's doing good.

He's tearing that pussy up.

Why don't you switch around?

Take your old mother for another spin.

Put those pants on.

I'm going to let you stay for once.

Yeah.

Oh, my

God. Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

That feels pretty good.

Right, right.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Right there. Oh

my

God. I'm loving this.

I'm loving this.

You're coughing. You're so coughing.

Right there.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

back inside.

What are you doing Angel?

yeah okay um

Yeah.

Boy, I think it's time we fill him up. What do you think?

Double cream pie, Dad? Yeah.

Fill him up.

I think so.

I think so, too.

Right now?

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You ready for it?

Yeah.

Right there, Dad. Right

there.

Right there, Dad.

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