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Alright, I've gone through your computer's browser history,
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and you seem to have a type.
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Mmm, you love these big breasts,
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don't you?
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And to help you lose interest in those sites,
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I figured it would be best if I let you experience the real thing.
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So...
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Oh, and remember, I'm only going to do this for you once.
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I am not talking dirty to you,
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by the way.
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Oh.
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There.
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That should stop you from going to those dirty websites,
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right?
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Oh, that's it, baby.
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Stick it in me.
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There's no way that's gonna...
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Oh, yes!
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That explains why you've been so distracted lately.
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Where is this coming from?
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Why is it so...
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You've been going to those sites again,
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haven't you?
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Oh, you know you can't focus with this throbbing down there,
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right?
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Hold still, sweetie.
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I'll take care of this.
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This thing's rock hard.
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This isn't working.
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Don't let this give you any ideas,
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young man.
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I'm only going to do this for you once.
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Feeling better?
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What?
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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So, I've been doing some more research on your dirty laptop habits,
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and here's what I found out.
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Videos are categorized by these things called tags.
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You click on a tag, and the website takes you to videos that include the matching tag.
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And... I found it.
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I found the list of your favorite tags.
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And we are going to go through each and every one until you've lost all interest in those
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dirty websites.
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Starting with...
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Wait a minute.
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Didn't I do this already?
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Not as big as the ladies in your videos,
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but here they are.
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Boobies.
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It should be your bottom,
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I'm spanking, but I feel like you'd enjoy that too.
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It's been five minutes.
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Are you okay down there?
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I'll give you another five.
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I don't know what this means,
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so we're just going to have to move on.
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So, is this doing anything for you?
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Hello?
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Oh, sorry.
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It's this blindfold.
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And these boots!
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Oh, Owie.
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I'm a bit peculiar, but I'll try to put my best foot forward.
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Get it?
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I'm hilarious.
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Hmm.
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That was fun, but let me tell you,
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learning about it was no small feat.
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Oh, come on.
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Donuts.
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Don't worry.
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I got some advice about this earlier from a friend.
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And after that, do I put it inside?
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No, no, no.
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You see, that's the interesting part.
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You don't even have to put it inside.
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Just rub against it and you're good.
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Sometimes a little less is more,
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you know?
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A little less is more,
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huh?
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And if you're having trouble keeping it in there,
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don't worry about it.
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What do you mean?
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I'm just saying not everyone has the right equipment to do it properly.
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Huh.
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Is that so?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, gotta go.
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I'll talk to you later,
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Cass.
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Good luck.
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I did it!
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Fuck you, Helen, you stupid elastic bitch!
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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You see?
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Sometimes a little less is more.
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I thought of that just now.
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Okay.
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I hope you're ready for this.
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And just so we're clear,
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I'm only going to do this for you once.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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No
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more dirty websites.
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Right?
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So, you think you're clever,
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huh?
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You didn't think I'd notice.
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Well, the jig is up, young man,
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because I figured you out.
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And I have proof.
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I have your phone, and with it,
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more of your filthy favorite tags.
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Did you really think you could hide this from me?
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Nuh-uh.
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I'm more cleverer than you think.
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We are going to go through these right now,
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starting with...
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Got
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a little carried away there.
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Now, this is more appropriate.
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Because you've been a very bad boy.
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A very bad boy.
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You've been thinking about this for a long time,
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haven't you?
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I can tell from your hard and throbbing dick how much you want this.
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You want me to squeeze out every last drop of your thick and creamy seed,
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don't you?
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No.
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How do you want me to do it?
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Would you prefer I suck it out of you with my sensual lips?
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Crush it between my soft and supple tits.
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Maybe use my voluptuous and shapely ass.
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Or you could just stick it in and pump every last drop inside of me.
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You can have me any way you want.
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Because I'm all yours.
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So, what do you think?
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Was that dirty enough?
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Cass, I won't lie.
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Even I'm a little turned on right now.
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Dig in.
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If we're going to get through these tags,
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you are going to have to fuel up.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hold it, mister.
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The tag clearly says breasts.
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Phew.
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Now that that's out of your system,
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this is the last dial here about your dirty websites.
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Right?
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Enough games.
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Stick that big dick up my dirty little butthole.
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Oh, yes.
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That's it, baby.
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Stick it in me.
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So, anal?
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So what?
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So what?
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I've never had anything up there before.
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Eh, it's not that bad.
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Yeah, well, not all of us can contort our bodies into a pretzel,
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Helen.
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You could probably stick a watermelon up there and you wouldn't feel a thing.
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You know this won't work,
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right?
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What won't?
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This whole going through his favorite porn tags thing.
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This won't stop him from going to those websites,
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you know.
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Oh, whatever.
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What do you know?
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Okay.
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If you want my advice,
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just relax and don't stress over it.
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Superpowers or no, it really isn't that bad.
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Hmm, alright.
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So, did it still hurt when you gave birth to the kids?
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Alright,
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just go easy now, okay?
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Helen says it won't be so bad,
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but maybe since this is my first time,
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we should...
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Cupcakes!
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Oh.
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That was anal, alright?
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No buts about it.
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Well, for a lady with no elastic powers,
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she sure took that well.
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You know what would be crazy?
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If you did these kinds of videos,
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you'd be a hit.
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I know.
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Can you imagine?
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Isn't this great?
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The sand.
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The sun.
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And we're far away from those dirty websites you love so much.
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Just the ocean breeze,
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cool water, and...
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Oh my cheese tarts.
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Don't try to hide it,
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young man.
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I see what's going on there.
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Aha!
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Even out here, where there's clearly nothing to cause it,
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you still get this!
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Alright, mister, we're dealing with this naughty problem right now.
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Mmm.
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How fortunate that there's no one here in this very public beach.
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Must be our lucky day.
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Still
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not enough.
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Wait a minute.
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Is beach sucks a tag?
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It is.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Ah.
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Ah,
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ah, ah.
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And remember, I'm only going to do this for you once.
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On the beach.
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