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Alright, I've gone through your computer's browser history,

and you seem to have a type.

Mmm, you love these big breasts,

don't you?

And to help you lose interest in those sites,

I figured it would be best if I let you experience the real thing.

So...

Oh, and remember, I'm only going to do this for you once.

I am not talking dirty to you,

by the way.

Oh.

There.

That should stop you from going to those dirty websites,

right?

Oh, that's it, baby.

Stick it in me.

There's no way that's gonna...

Oh, yes!

That explains why you've been so distracted lately.

Where is this coming from?

Why is it so...

You've been going to those sites again,

haven't you?

Oh, you know you can't focus with this throbbing down there,

right?

Hold still, sweetie.

I'll take care of this.

This thing's rock hard.

This isn't working.

Don't let this give you any ideas,

young man.

I'm only going to do this for you once.

Feeling better?

What?

Oh.

Sorry.

So, I've been doing some more research on your dirty laptop habits,

and here's what I found out.

Videos are categorized by these things called tags.

You click on a tag, and the website takes you to videos that include the matching tag.

And... I found it.

I found the list of your favorite tags.

And we are going to go through each and every one until you've lost all interest in those

dirty websites.

Starting with...

Wait a minute.

Didn't I do this already?

Oh.

Okay.

Not as big as the ladies in your videos,

but here they are.

Boobies.

It should be your bottom,

I'm spanking, but I feel like you'd enjoy that too.

It's been five minutes.

Are you okay down there?

I'll give you another five.

I don't know what this means,

so we're just going to have to move on.

So, is this doing anything for you?

Hello?

Oh, sorry.

It's this blindfold.

And these boots!

Oh, Owie.

I'm a bit peculiar, but I'll try to put my best foot forward.

Get it?

I'm hilarious.

Hmm.

That was fun, but let me tell you,

learning about it was no small feat.

Oh, come on.

Donuts.

Don't worry.

I got some advice about this earlier from a friend.

And after that, do I put it inside?

No, no, no.

You see, that's the interesting part.

You don't even have to put it inside.

Just rub against it and you're good.

Sometimes a little less is more,

you know?

A little less is more,

huh?

And if you're having trouble keeping it in there,

don't worry about it.

What do you mean?

I'm just saying not everyone has the right equipment to do it properly.

Huh.

Is that so?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, gotta go.

I'll talk to you later,

Cass.

Good luck.

I did it!

Fuck you, Helen, you stupid elastic bitch!

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

You see?

Sometimes a little less is more.

I thought of that just now.

Okay.

I hope you're ready for this.

And just so we're clear,

I'm only going to do this for you once.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

No

more dirty websites.

Right?

So, you think you're clever,

huh?

You didn't think I'd notice.

Well, the jig is up, young man,

because I figured you out.

And I have proof.

I have your phone, and with it,

more of your filthy favorite tags.

Did you really think you could hide this from me?

Nuh-uh.

I'm more cleverer than you think.

We are going to go through these right now,

starting with...

Got

a little carried away there.

Now, this is more appropriate.

Because you've been a very bad boy.

A very bad boy.

You've been thinking about this for a long time,

haven't you?

I can tell from your hard and throbbing dick how much you want this.

You want me to squeeze out every last drop of your thick and creamy seed,

don't you?

No.

How do you want me to do it?

Would you prefer I suck it out of you with my sensual lips?

Crush it between my soft and supple tits.

Maybe use my voluptuous and shapely ass.

Or you could just stick it in and pump every last drop inside of me.

You can have me any way you want.

Because I'm all yours.

So, what do you think?

Was that dirty enough?

Cass, I won't lie.

Even I'm a little turned on right now.

Dig in.

If we're going to get through these tags,

you are going to have to fuel up.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hold it, mister.

The tag clearly says breasts.

Phew.

Now that that's out of your system,

this is the last dial here about your dirty websites.

Right?

Enough games.

Stick that big dick up my dirty little butthole.

Oh, yes.

That's it, baby.

Stick it in me.

So, anal?

So what?

So what?

I've never had anything up there before.

Eh, it's not that bad.

Yeah, well, not all of us can contort our bodies into a pretzel,

Helen.

You could probably stick a watermelon up there and you wouldn't feel a thing.

You know this won't work,

right?

What won't?

This whole going through his favorite porn tags thing.

This won't stop him from going to those websites,

you know.

Oh, whatever.

What do you know?

Okay.

If you want my advice,

just relax and don't stress over it.

Superpowers or no, it really isn't that bad.

Hmm, alright.

So, did it still hurt when you gave birth to the kids?

Alright,

just go easy now, okay?

Helen says it won't be so bad,

but maybe since this is my first time,

we should...

Cupcakes!

Oh.

That was anal, alright?

No buts about it.

Well, for a lady with no elastic powers,

she sure took that well.

You know what would be crazy?

If you did these kinds of videos,

you'd be a hit.

I know.

Can you imagine?

Isn't this great?

The sand.

The sun.

And we're far away from those dirty websites you love so much.

Just the ocean breeze,

cool water, and...

Oh my cheese tarts.

Don't try to hide it,

young man.

I see what's going on there.

Aha!

Even out here, where there's clearly nothing to cause it,

you still get this!

Alright, mister, we're dealing with this naughty problem right now.

Mmm.

How fortunate that there's no one here in this very public beach.

Must be our lucky day.

Still

not enough.

Wait a minute.

Is beach sucks a tag?

It is.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Mmm, mmm.

Ah.

Ah,

ah, ah.

And remember, I'm only going to do this for you once.

On the beach.