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Yeah.

You ladies ready or what?

I'm always fucking ready.

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready?

Did you guys watch any film on each other? I actually did watch something on

each other this morning here and I was like, oh, oh.

It could be a little small advantage.

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know.

Well, it's a free paddle, so I would say like my only...

Insecurity and porn is like my squirt because fucking girls are so good at

and it has to happen for me when I'm turned on It's not something like, you

know, like it cannot not happen in a scene because I'm not fucking feeling

you know? It's not like, you can always put a dick in my ass. There's never a

worry about putting a dick in my ass. I might not squirt sometimes.

Sometimes it doesn't work. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it feels like an ass

and sometimes it doesn't.

Exactly.

Well, you are in for some stiff competition because that theory probably

originator of why everyone even knows that girls can squirt.

And you know what, though? My point is, and you've helped me out with that one

right there, is because there's been others before me. There's been many

before me. I think what gets through is you can actually really see I'm having

an orgasm. I'm really enjoying myself.

So, in my opinion, it's not how big the squirt is or whatever. I mean, normally,

the bigger it is, like, the harder you're coming. But it's honestly just

hard your orgasm is. For me, it's what counts. But, I mean, for the camera and

everybody else, it's kind of cool to see it. I mean, I'm actually pretty

awesome, I guess. But, yeah.

I'm not. I don't know. I'm all being, like, passive -aggressive.

Passive -aggressive.

Are you just going to take one big stream right in the face for me? Fuck

I'm going to take a lot of big streams in the face.

It's not a true squirting movie unless someone's licking it up.

I like to squirt in the gaping holes.

I don't know if I came up with that, but I'm telling you right now, I never

heard of it before that. I'm like, oh my God, can I squirt in that?

I can aim it.

I'm like, let me squirt in it for you. I'm getting something in my butt today.

You can't put me in your butt today. I don't have a vagina.

So she can squirt in your ass?

Yeah. Well, most squirters actually find out they squirt by having themselves

get fucked in the ass. I do.

That's how I squirt.

But I actually, yeah, I had an internal, like, before I even had it, a clitoral,

like, I don't know, an anal, like, that's all, yeah.

That's all, yeah.

That's not my cup of tea, but it's okay.

You know, I have the opposite reaction.

I just want to frame and say, but you like to watch people get fucked in the

ass. Oh, yeah.

Especially when they're, I like to watch anybody enjoy getting fucked.

That's the period right there.

So whatever it may be.

I'm ready.

You guys ready for a little friendly squirt competition?

Friendly?

It's on my Donkey Kong, bitch.

I'm just kidding.

I'll do it.

Let's do it.

Yes. My clue has no idea what he's in for.

And go.

Okay.

That would be awesome. Can I suck it though?

Yeah. Okay.

Or I'll lick his belly. I'll lick his belly and then you can lick his cock or

something. I'll lick every inch.

You should go next to her. I should, like, want to help her, but then it's

like... No, no, no. You should go next to her.

I'm not even fucking myself.

Exactly. Just go next to her.

And you're both... Can you make yourself feel proud of that?

No, not really. Well, I can, but it's not true and big.

Yeah? Yeah.

There's nothing back than laying back and getting your pussy pounded right in

your spot.

You get your eyes rolled back in your head and nothing else is on the breeze.

I'm like

I already had mine off.

Okay, wow.

right there right there

It's sticking to my outfit.

I'm gonna talk to you soon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Sorry about that.

You like it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you, Parker.

It's all good, like that, it's all good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes.

Right there, right there, right there.

Just rub like, yeah, right there. That makes me squirt. That makes me squirt. I

don't know where the fuck you squirted.

Come here, come here, come here.

It's not Bob.

oh my god yes yes yes yes

fucking cocking your pussy like that feels so good oh my god

yeah you're gonna fucking cover me in

this squirt and give it to my fucking face

Wow,

this is an awesome video.

Yummy!

Yes.

That's a fucking wet bouncy cookie all over that cup like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like a fucking head

in the air. It's like a fucking head.

There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.

I can't put it in.

Give it to your mama.

Yes, look at that fucking cock going in there. God, it's so gross. Yes, give it

to me. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Help me.

Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help me.

Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help me.

Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help

You want me to come in here first?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right, ladies.

This is it.

First team, first battle of the quarter.

Who wants to take home the chances? I do. Me.

I want to. I want to be a squirt. No.

I want to be a squirt. Well, you're going to have to earn it. Okay, well, I

don't know. With your vagina.

I'm sorry. I don't care how well you suck dick.

You're going to have to actually earn it with one honey.

I've seen you squirt.

I think I can do better. I feel, I think I can. You really think you can? Yeah.

You want to fucking try and outdo me? Let's do it.

Oh my God. You see, here's the little playing field we have. And I used to

you.

We have. I still love you. I still love you. If you can outdo me, that's fine

because I'm still a winner because I will always have more years of squirting

orgasms than you ever.

So let's see how it goes. Let's have Ashley sit down in the...

Purple corner right there. Veronica in the red corner.

Look at those.

So

we're

going to go. I have this yardage marker down here.

this will be the first test of who can squirt the farthest so whenever you

ladies are ready let's fire those things up and let's do this

no absolutely not

I was just thinking the same thing about you.

Are you ready to put that monster on my puppy?

You are so wet.

I guess we better get to the

starting line, huh?

Such a pretty pussy.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

I'll give you a head start.

Oh, thanks. That's sweet.

Well, you have been squirting more than I have.

And you probably squirt more.

Do we need to bring out the chains?

I think we're going to have to figure out this some other way.

Oh, well.

We need to determine that for sure. That orgasm was so good I said that all

wrong. I think we need to figure out this some other way. I know the other

Oh, yeah.

You guys need a referee.

A referee.

A referee.

And how can you buy the referee?

I think that's the right way.

You want the referee in my pocket?

Maybe I should sit down and pretend to do it for a few minutes. You have to do

that, like right now. You want to just hop on over it. Yeah, I can.

I did some trouble.

Oh, my God.

Hi.

That's a good idea.

It's so damn beautiful.

Yeah.

I want it nice and ready for you.

Yeah.

Yeah, now I'm going to make you... Okay.

For me?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

oh

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god, yes!

Yes, just, just, yes!

Yes, please. Don't move, don't move.

Yes, sir.

Oh, yes.

There we go.

Oh, yes. That's good. Thank you.

That's good.

That's good. That's so good.

That's so good. Oh, you're blue.

Yes, you're so good. You're such a good little slut.

You're such a good little...

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes,

yes.

You're such a good girl.

Oh my God, she's looking good.

She's so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

So good. So good.

So fucking good.

There we go.

There we go.

There we go. There we go.

There we go.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck you.

Sit on her face. Sit on her face like this.

Oh my God. There we go.

Thank you.

Look at this,

look at this, oh fuck!

These dirty little things.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, look at that paw.

That paw needs to be fucked.

Doesn't it?

No, you need to be fucking me up.

You slut.

There she goes, fucking me up.

Yeah. Yeah.

Hold on, hold on.

Oh, that's so good. You feel fucking good.

Oh yeah!

You want him

in

your foot piece? You want him everywhere.

oh my god

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yeah sure.

oh

No. You look fucking good.

So close.

Yeah, so close.

It's so good.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, thank you.

I'll help you.

Oh, God.

Oh!

Squirt it.

Squirt it. Squirt it. Oh, yes.

Yes. So good. So good.

Yes. Yes. Oh!

Yes!

Yes, it is.

Oh, it's so fucking good.

Yes, let's get up. Let's get up. Yes, let's get up. Let's get up.

Fucking perfect.

Jesus, what the hell?

Do you want to see my new face?

Yes? Yes!

It was all over my face.

Smoking squirt all over me.

That was like some trash talk before the game

squirters movie and the winner of the four scenes will be crowned squirt woman

which is pretty cool like wonder woman so this is a no hold barred

no hold barred squirting extravaganza so just let it all rip don't hold anything

back so what do you what do you guys think we need a

towel

So what's the best way for you to squirt, Carla?

I like squirting getting fucked really hard, usually.

And, I mean, Hitachi's great, too. It takes a second. You've got to get in

mindset about it.

Stick in Hitachi.

Stick in Hitachi.

And, Carla, I think, I mean, you don't have Prince here today.

squirt scene, which was awesome. You were a little nervous, but after that,

floodgates were open.

Yeah, the grand finale, though. I watched that shit.

Whoa!

The grand finale was... Alright.

So you've been stepping up your game since then?

Um, I'm gonna try to.

You guys ready? You guys ready to battle?

Yes.

Ding, ding, ding.

It's gonna be round one.

So I'm sending in the referee for today's battle match.

You guys ready? You need to do anything to get pumped up, kick the shoes off.

Oh, it's on. Yeah, I guess it's on.

Fuck this shit. It does.

Wow.

Now we're ready for our battle.

oh yeah, good idea

Anyway, I see.

yeah oh yeah

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

I'm like, you know.

Yeah.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

You know that. She's a good girl.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I can't. I can't.

Can I come, baby? Can you give us your coat?

No. You worked so hard for it.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

So we have Cleo Valentine in the left corner here, and Kat, you're in the

corner.

So exciting.

Well, squirting in general is exciting. I'm excited to be here to film this epic

battle today.

I don't care. That's fine. Good. I'm glad. I love how you have your hair up.

You're, like, ready. You're ready.

Where's your umbrella?

Get your shoes off. You're, like, ready for everything.

You don't want to, like, be walking out of here with, like, wet, soaked shoes.

Yeah. That usually happens because I fear to actually squirt.

She squirted right on top of my head last scene, so.

That's, like, a goal.

Yeah. Like, there you go.

My goal is to squirt on you at least once or twice.

At least once or twice.

I'm right in there. I have no shame in my game. I would be right in there with

the squirt. This camera will take what you can give out.

Don't be afraid to squirt. If I'm down there, don't hold back.

I'll either get out of the way or I'll take one for the team. I'm not that

polite.

Don't worry.

I'm not that polite. I like that. That was pretty awesome. So did you do any

film work on Cleo here? Did you watch some of her game film to figure out what

you need to do to take her out today?

Yeah, I did.

She's going to be a tough cookie to crack, but I think I got this.

I, like, stalked you a little bit. Did you?

Why the hell not? You're freaking hot.

Oh, stop it. I didn't stalk you at all.

I swear.

You did. Did you watch the squirting scene?

I did, yes.

She's a beast.

I have some big shoes to fill today.

I'm going to try to freaking drown you.

I'm going to make it rain on your drizzle.

You get that?

So can you squirt when you're getting fucked in the ass?

I can, but I feel like I squirt better when nothing's in me. I can get fucked

the ass until I orgasm. I have to pull out and then I'll squirt.

Okay,

so this is the last thing in the movie so this is gonna be

Last thing for the decider of who's gonna win a squirt woman

Oh.

You do you.