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Yeah, well I know you mentioned you needed Marley and myself help

Marley

stuck at the airport because her luggage got lost.

So, you know, everything that she had. I know.

That's why I'm only here.

Okay. Well, I appreciate you coming early.

Well, yeah.

Thank you so much. I'm the ultimate team player. You know that.

I just, this room just, we could kind of like maybe just turn this couch. Yeah,

yeah. You know, people sit there. Yeah, yeah.

Of course.

Anything for the family.

Anything for the family.

Trying to keep everyone in the car.

Is that good?

Maybe just back.

Back a little bit?

That's good.

Like there? Yeah. All right.

Yeah, I mean, I got those folding chairs in the car.

Oh, no. We don't use them here. No?

No. Not like college.

Oh, don't even. No more beer pong.

Don't. Don't even start there. Yeah, no more beer pong.

Well, from me, at least. I don't know what you're doing these days, but my

pong days are over.

When did we see each other last? In college?

Well, when we were like that, if you know what I mean.

But now I'm married to your daughter, Mrs. Brooke.

Oh, Mrs.

Brooke. What?

Don't call me that.

Well, I'm married to your daughter. I'm divorced.

Actually separated.

Not technically divorced.

Really? I didn't know this.

You know, it happens, but... She never... Happily separated. Marley never

me this.

Well... And you haven't... No, I... I don't talk about you to her. All right,

please don't. She doesn't really talk about you to me. Please don't.

I would totally freak her out. No. And you know it would. Yeah, you know it

would.

I do.

I kind of miss those days.

And I won't lie, I do kind of miss those.

What? Excuse me? Those.

Those what?

Come on.

I miss certain... See? Yeah.

Really?

Yeah. Don't tell... You've got to be kidding me. Are you drunk?

No, not yet.

Oh, boy.

Wow. I should go get those folding chairs, I think.

I think I should go get the folding chairs.

And the card table?

Yeah.

Gosh.

We did have some great times in college. Yeah.

Like all those all -nighters that we just couldn't stop fucking.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me. It's all right.

Yeah. I'm just kind of reminiscing.

What? I don't know. It just got me thinking. I'm sorry.

No, me too.

Me too.

What were you thinking?

No. You couldn't be positive.

I wish it would have worked out, you know?

Well, oh.

So what?

I don't... For all times?

Don't... Marley's not going to be here for a while.

And if she does, my phone will ring.

Why?

Because I want... I want to have a good time.

I won't say anything if you don't.

You feel wrong, but... I know.

I always...

Kept thinking about your cock even when we broke up.

That was so long ago. And I still kind of, still to this day,

even masturbating to your cock

became the way that you fuck me.

Yeah? Uh -huh.

And... Yeah?

I do.

Even when I was fucking my ex -husband, I would just think about you.

What are

you

gonna do with that? Oh.

Oh my god.

You. Can I not say anything? I won't. I mean it.

I won't say anything.

My daughter.

Okay.

Thank you.

It's been so long. Have you missed the taste of my pussy?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, I love your face in my pussy.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

You came to my house.

I'll do whatever you want. Just don't get me in trouble.

I won't get you in trouble.

What do you want?

You rub it on my clit.

Rub that cock on my clit.

You rub it on my clit.

Just like that.

Jesus.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Come on, put it.

right now

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

God.

Why did I fucking leave?

You can't handle me.

You can't handle me, remember?

Oh, you were always hard to handle.

Yeah

You can't handle it.

Oh my gosh.

You fucking little pussy.

Magic pussy, huh?

Better with age, baby.

You have magic pussy?

I do.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Never met that.

oh there we go there we go

Yes, yes.

Yes. Why not?

Fucking deep and fucking hard. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you fucking said me.

Oh. Fucking deep and fucking hard. Oh, yeah.

Fucking hard.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, no.

Holy shit.

You are something.

I don't know what you're talking about, but I like it.

Yeah.

Really well?

Yeah.

Seriously, you're not even going to stop?

You're kidding, right?

This is ridiculous.

Fuck. Fucking ass.

Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck me. Babe.

Yeah. No.

Oh, bud.

Okay. Sure. You're not going to stop?

Don't baby me. It's your mom. She asked me to hold you.

She asked me to hold you. It's a whore.

You can see that, right? I'm part of the family now. No, it doesn't.

Well you mom you remember my room back when I lived here when you cared about

our don't yeah

Yeah, yeah,

yeah

What? I should hurt you.

No, don't. Don't.

Don't. Don't?

You're fucking my mom. You're ridiculous.

Yeah, no.

This is unbelievable. Should I stop?

Mom? Do you have anything to say?

Mom? This is so much better than it was before.

Before? What the fuck are you talking about before?

You guys have fucked before?

No, not like you think.

What do you mean not like you think?

Okay,

so when I met you you guys had recently

Yeah, I do

This isn't where it really is at the time. Yeah, no.

You're never going to get teased again.

No. You can... No, because he wants peace.

You can enjoy that, I guess.

Really?

Seriously? Really?

You like older women now?

I do. Or you always have, apparently.

Well, we used to be together. Oh, well, you know, I guess you are older.

It kind of fits, huh?

Seriously?

Yeah. A new position?

Yes. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I'm sure.

You only do one fucking position with me and it's bullshit. Oh, don't even go

there. Yeah, missionary.

Oh,

you remember that, don't you, Mom? I'm sure you do. Oh, gosh.

This is disgusting.

What are you going to do, Mom? Why are you still sitting here?

I'm standing.

Go upstairs to your room or get out of my...

With me here. No, he's apparently divorcing you. Oh, he's divorcing me

my dad is divorcing you.

I'm divorcing your dad.

Oh, no, I don't think that's right. I think so. No.

No.

Oh, oh, he's going to let you ride it. Oh, okay. That's right.

Yeah, he doesn't let me do that.

Okay. Well, all right.

Yeah.

Seriously? Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

At least I'm keeping it in the family

Are you going to fucking come for me? Oh my gosh.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come. Yes.

I'm going to fucking come. Right there.

Right there.

I see why

you We're okay with me marrying him just so you can steal him back from me.

Nice, Mom.

Nice. Can we talk about this afterwards?

No, I don't know.

I think you're really fucking ruining it, okay? Yeah.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Let me leave you to your fucking... Enjoy that.

She's not going to be around as long as I am.

Okay, we get it.

How did you put up with her?

I don't know why she doesn't live here anymore

Yeah? Yeah. It should come. It should fucking come from my pussy.

Oh my, if you could put it that way.

Seriously? Yeah.

Yeah, I can do that.

Oh. Yeah.

for you mom would that would those be your grand your grand your honey

well would that be your come for me come for me fuck it i don't even know i

don't even want to come for me fuck you guys come for me

Oh my god.

That was the old times.

Wow.

Wow.

Holy shit.

Wow.

I think I'm going to be in a lot of trouble.

But it was worth it. No you're not.

I'm her mother.

Wow.

She does what I say.

Hi,

girl.

No, I'm not at work today.

I just got off work early.

Yeah, I figured I'd surprise Kurt, you know, have sex all day or something.

I'm waiting for him to get home right now, actually.

Yeah, I got this cute bra and panties on.

Yeah.

Oh shit, let me call you back.

Steve.

I wanted you so bad. I wanted you so bad.

I'm coming up. I'm coming up.

You're definitely my kind of man.

Give me some more of that fat cock.

Ready?

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, God, that's what I wanted.

That's what I fucking wanted.

You're supposed to be home right now

Don't you fucking stop. I got you by the bulk. Don't you fucking stop.

You're fucking... You make me sick.

Fuck you. You make me fucking sick. Baby, that's what you look like when you

cum. Oh, honey, it's just love. It's all love. Love? Are you fucking serious?

Oh,

my God. It's good.

Yes.

Oh, baby, you can learn from your mom.

You're such a fucking whore. I cannot believe this. Learn from me, sweetie.

Learn from me. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You're fucking serious.

Your mom wants me to fuck you. her in the ass.

It's true, sweetie. Have you ever done that?

No. Well, you're about to learn how.

Babe, you never let me do it. I told you I wanted to do it a thousand times. I

told you I wanted to do this.

This cannot be fucking real.

Watch. Your mom will love it. Watch.

Go ahead.

Please. Do not stop. Look at the pleasure you're denying yourself.

What the fuck? You two are sick.

See, she likes it. You would like it.

All the things I've shared with you in my life, can't you just share one thing

with me? What the?

Are you serious? Oh, my God. My man?

Out of all things, my man?

I cannot believe this.

You're such a fucking whore.

Oh, my God. That's right, sweetie. That's no insult.

Oh, more women should be whores. They get more fucking fun out of life.

I'm so proud of you.

I always wanted your family to accept me.

Are you fucking serious?

Yes, honey.

Oh, baby, your mom's got a tight asshole.

Well, thanks for letting me know that. I'm so happy for you.

I'm sure it runs in the family. I'd love to try yours.

Fuck you. Come on, baby. Can you see these?

You idiot.

Keep your pussy tighter. You'll never fucking see them again. Come here. Let

talk to you. No, fuck you. Fuck you. Come here. Let me suck them off. Fuck

mom.

I'm sorry, okay?

Oh, yeah, I can tell you're fucking sorry.

You're stopping because you're so sorry right now.

You ain't leaving.

I guess you must like it a little bit. No, I'm just going to sit here and watch

my man fuck my ass. Maybe she just wants to learn at the end, too.

She's learning.

She'll learn.

This is so unbelievable right now.

She'll learn how to be a slutty fucking whore and enjoy herself.

Sweetie.

so you can take better pictures. What the fuck? Are you serious?

Yeah, come on this side.

That's right, sweetie.

Yeah.

You feel your mom get fucked in the ass?

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Are you fucking serious right now?

Yeah. See how easy your mom takes it, babe? You can do it.

You just gotta lube it up. Oh my god, it gives the best fucking orgasms, too.

Fucking good.

Oh my god.

I love how you're missing out on life.

Yeah.

Is that good?

That's so good. That's so good.

I'm fucking serious right now.

Mom likes it, bro.

You need to shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm letting everyone know how much it was fucking good.

You left his big, juicy fucking cock. It gets so nice and hard.

You love the way he fucking fucks you.

I know because he fucks me good. You're making me fucking sick. You disgust me.

Oh, maybe you're getting a little bit turned on, huh?

Is she still here?

No, she's still there.

She could have left. No, you two are busted.

Oh, God, is that her little outfit? She's shoving both of my fucking holes.

She knows her little outfit turns me on.

That's what you put up with this fucking shit. I'm sorry, Kurt. I thought you're

an asshole.

Oh, but you're so good in bed.

Oh my god, you're a giver. Oh my god, you're a fucking giver.

What's wrong about you? What's wrong about you?

I saw your big fucking cough through your pants. I knew you'd be good.

Fuck your pussy. We're done.

Fuck your ass. You know, keep going

It sucks.

so good? No. Might as well finish now.

Go ahead.

Your mom and I are

having hot sweaty sex.

Yeah, I can see that. Thank you for reminding me.

Where should it come?

Where's it gonna come, sweetie? Where should it come?

Should it come in her ass?

No, come all over her face.

Come all over my fucking cunt, huh? Would that be nasty too?

Come all over her face.

I think it's your mom's choice.

Mom, where would you like it?

Spread my cunt and come all over it. You want to see your daughter?

Watch you get cum on her? It's so hot.

Come away daughter came from That hole where you came out

Tell me to come in your mom's pussy.

Yeah, tell me you want to see it.

All over your mom's pussy.

Huh? All over your mom's pussy. Yeah, you want to see it, don't you?

Yeah. How close are you getting? We like it.

It's so fucking disgusting.

Oh, it's so fucking good.

We like disgusting, don't we?

We like disgusting.

Yeah, okay.

You want to come?

Yeah. Give it to me. Give me your fucking little...

Why don't they come over?

You're a fucking whore. Give me a kiss.

Fuck you. Give me a hug. I'm out of here.

She'll come around.

She'll come around for you to make her come.

Like mother, like daughter.

I'm going to Montreal soon and I need you to explain to me a little bit about

the differences between my French and your French.

Okay. Well, first of all, in Montreal, he speaks French like, like, Mr. French

-Canadian, like, you're going to have trouble with your accent and your words.

Oh my God, okay. I don't understand already because, you see, that's crazy.

Your French and my French is not at all the same.

It's just not the same.

Say it again, what you said now.

Okay, so let's say you would say, I'm going to Montreal next month.

Je vais à Montréal le mois prochain. Je vais à Montréal le mois prochain. En

québécois, tu pourrais dire, je vais à Montréal le mois prochain.

But it's more like a constant, like we don't overlook

words and we speak English also.

so we try to mix everything together so let's say you want to say um i

want to go to the pool same

word

means different word and it's the tone you say it okay yeah that's kind of the

difference i just hope they're gonna understand my french the same way that

understand my English over here. So I don't mind about the accent because I

they don't have the same accent than me But I want to make sure that there is no

like some expression that I don't understand at all You know what? There

gonna be some expression that you'll be like, what are they talking about? But

like they're good They'll tell you and if you try that's the main thing if you

try to speak French like like they do because you have to think about your

French would be

More authentic than ours because you know you guys were there first So I

say that we kind of like copy your French, but make it our own but like

That's what they say. I don't know which friends. I just know that like you will

get a you will get around pretty good in Montreal with yours Yes,

but then Montreal and Quebec also, but then the rest of Canada is English

And they don't speak French. Do you say Quebec in French too? Yeah, I say

Quebec.

People say Quebec, but that would be an English person. So Quebec.

And also, people from Montreal or Quebec or stuff, they're really fun to

go out with and they party a lot.

And so you'll be in good hands.

That's something I can do.

Yeah, that's something you can do. That's good.

I love partying.

Yeah. yeah you see that's why i'm always wearing some kind of sexy shoes i was

wondering you know i like that kind of shoes so my wife mother wearing some

heels with it jogging yeah well it's really getting hot here

yeah so i'm gonna i'm gonna change my clothes really quick just maybe you put

somewhere that you think that you really need and i will be back okay

Hey, write in French and in English too, okay?

So weird.

I feel way better like this.

Did you write some cool stuff?

Oh yeah, got you some pointers here.

Seems like you have your pointers already.

I told you it was too hot and I like partying. I hope that's comfortable.

It is. It is.

But I get my sexy food on too.

You want to see?

You want to see everything?

Yeah. Yeah?

You sure that's okay with your daughter?

What's the point?

She likes it too. Yeah? Okay. She's fine with it. Yeah.

It's better because it's summertime and it's getting really, really hot.

So, can you show me what you write for me?

Because I want to really make sure that my French is perfect.

Okay, so, aimer means love.

How do you say fuck?

Pourrer.

Pourrer, je veux te baiser, ou baiser.

D 'accord.

busy okay that's the same in belgium and in france so we say

like uh we wanna fuck it's a book all right book you mean nice ass

and uh

so i wanna fuck you it's uh too busy you want

my business you say that

Yeah, I wanna fuck you. Wow. Yeah, you too?

Oh, that's wrong. That's just wrong.

Why? I don't know.

Oh, yeah, no.

If you do it like this, it's not wrong at all.

It's just good.

in my pussy I'm naked.

I don't want you to fuck me

Hmm.

You're a great person

It's okay.

Masha wants to taste your ice.

I can't lose either of you right now.

You should watch.

You're getting old hair.

It's so good.

You like that?

Your mom is so fucking weird.

She hasn't told us enough.

I want you to put more in my ass. I'm going to sit on your fucking cock.

Try, baby. It's so good.

Oh, yeah.

You should sit and watch to see how beautiful.

And maybe you can suck his cock in the same time he's sucking me.

Oh, yeah.

You want to sit next to me?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

It's a little bit too little to sit on this cup.

oh my god

Oh you're gonna take me like this?

It's like this.

Oh yeah.

I hope you're going to go deep.

Yeah, did you put some toys?

Yeah. You dirty girl.

Big one?

Just like you.

Huge one.

Didn't know that.

We never tried.

Good that.

It's gonna tick again my ass. Fuck yeah.

Oh shit.

Yeah, it's better than a French lesson, no?

And give the cum in my mouth.

Oh, you want the cum in your mouth? Yeah.

You need also to learn that did you cum already in your mouth before?

You know? Mm -hmm. You did it?

You came in your mouth and you swallowed everything?

Everything. Because you're going to do it for me.

Because I wanted to have this cum. Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

you're going to make that fucking dick cum.

Watch this.

Oh yeah.

Keep on going.

Oh, look at me when I come.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

So fucking good.

So, baby, we're good now? We're okay?

Fuck no.

What? You look like you're having fun.

I just made the best of the situation. When life hands you lemons, make

lemonade. That's what I've always been told.

So I'm in trouble?

No more French lessons.

She's annoying.

She doesn't get it from her mom.

She's pretty sweet.

Weird.

Kenny?

Yeah?

Can you come here?

Where are you?

In my bedroom.

Okay.

Come in, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Hey. Morning. Good morning, or maybe afternoon -ish.

I hadn't even noticed.

It's pretty bright out, though. It is pretty bright. Why don't you have a

Uh, sure.

All right.

What can I do for you?

Well, it's, um, Tuesday.

Oh. The 5th.

Yeah, I thought it was Sunday right now. How do I know the track of those days?

I don't know. The day is the 5th. go by and by and by so rents do i was gonna

say i was gonna talk to you about that actually really yes because you know

obviously you know that the situation right now i'm fully aware of it

i it's not like i'm not trying to find a job oh but did you expect

them to come here to interview you did anyone come here no no one has come here

well yeah i just

I've got to be a little bit selective because you know like... Oh, you're

choosy. Yeah, because you don't want to just jump into it. You know what I'm

saying, right? Oh, yes, yes, I understand. So it's just going to be

extra two weeks.

Only because I've got to work a week in hand, right? To prove your worth, you

know. That's a long time, Kenny.

But it's only 14 days, right? That's a long time.

Two weeks short of the next month that's due. But I understand that my daughter

is out interviewing right now.

Yes, exactly.

And that's okay with you?

Well, yeah, because the sooner she gets a job, the sooner we can start paying

you some rent, right?

Like, thing.

You know? I do know, but you know what? I think I've heard enough.

Because I know...

bullshit, bullshit, bullshit when I hear it.

So, 14 days, like I said, is a really long time,

Kenny. Yes.

I have other things in mind.

Oh. And they don't involve money.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

I assume her interview won't take very long.

Yeah,

exactly what you said.

Walk

around

my house half naked.

It's really hard to resist.

She won't, don't worry.

We haven't had sex yet.

Are you speaking of my daughter?

You don't need to lie.

Oh, yes.

Oh my

god.

Oh.

fucking good.

Hmm? Grab the jar.

Open it.

Put the lid on the table.

Bring the jar with you.

Take some.

Put it on your cock.

More than that.

Are you gonna eat it?

You ready to fuck my ass, Kenny?

Oh, shit.

Yeah?

Oh, shit. Let me look at my ass for you.

You got that cock nice and loose?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

I think you should lay down.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, let me hold that. Yes.

Yes. Oh, shit.

Oh that's just nice.

Don't you fucking know.

Mom!

Hi. What?

Should we stop? I thought you were at the interview.

Maybe this is awkward.

How'd it go?

Mom! Um, you guys are past due on rent, so I just thought I'd take some payment

of my own. Are you kidding me? Does it look like I'm kidding?

I'm not really kidding. Don't, no. Don't even, don't even go there.

Don't even go there with me, mister.

I think he went there. I went out. Now buried in my fucking ass. I went out and

got a...

job looks so hot for you and tattoos for you. I'm glad you got a job.

Mom!

So it'll be like two more weeks before rent gets paid still, right?

Oh, fuck yeah.

Why are you joking?

Honey, you're kind of loud.

Can you just, you know, sit down or something?

You're not going to leave.

My cock feels really good in my ass. I can't believe what I'm seeing right now.

Please, sit down. Calm down.

No, you don't get to speak.

You in the shithouse. That is you. You in the shithouse.

Honey, just sit down.

I think we should have a family meeting.

It's a little bit awkward for me.

Oh, is it awkward?

Is that awkward for you?

awkward at all yeah a little bit oh yeah i get very well

you know that you kind of sat down it'd be better would that be

better for don't touch me i'll sit down i'll sit down i'm

not

I want to be mad, but I can tell. I don't blame you.

Not holding your hand.

A lot.

Did that for him?

Yeah? Sit there. Yeah? Sit there. Oh, fuck.

Hi, sweetie.

Let's speak to your mom.

Hi, Mom.

Oh, so how did the interview go?

Yeah.

You got the job?

Oh, fuck.

That's great news. You got something else. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I hope your job isn't too late.

Holy shit, right there.

I don't know. Maybe I should start doing this for my job. Oh!

It's so fucking good.

Fucking big right now. Yeah?

I can feel it in my fucking ass.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Your tits look great, babe.

Thank you. Yeah, like mother, like daughter.

Straight there. Right fucking neck. Yes.

Yes, yes.

No, you take that one.

Just like that.

Give it to her.

You're kind of mouthy.

Oh,

Mom, I wonder why Dad ever divorced you. It wasn't fucking like that.

Keep grandbabies on your chin.

Thanks.

You're kind of cute.

Wow.

That was fabulous.

Get the fuck up.

Come on.