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Down, down, down, down, down, down. I cannot wait for the countdown.

Bring in this new year. We have 2018 coming.

2018, baby!

Woo -hoo!

Look at our little girl growing up so good.

It's been a great year.

We're in for a good party, Sylvia.

You're just with us so fast.

Be careful.

That was so good.

We've only got about an hour and a half left.

Don't you drink too much. I'm going to have somebody clean it up. It's a long

night, honey. Don't spill.

We've got a long night.

You know how you get.

Oh, my goodness.

Careful, honey.

Careful. You know how you get.

Yeah,

buddy.

Bring on the new year.

Mom down, mom down, mom down.

Listen,

listen, listen, honey.

I need you to slow down. It's an early night. We haven't even done the

yet. Just take it easy, all right?

You are having fun, but don't have too much. We've got a long night.

Why does he always yell at me?

I'm just looking out for you, babe. That's all.

I'm just looking out for you.

We're trying to have fun.

You stop talking.

Happy New Year, guys. You're having fun. It's 2018.

It's not midnight yet.

Get her a drink.

You're wasted already.

I know.

Have you ever seen your mom? No, I think it's your mom's fault.

Oh,

you're perfect.

Cheers. Cheers.

She'll just pat you on the couch like usual.

Yeah, but it's New Year's Eve.

She's not going to make it to the game. Look at your mom, really.

Honey,

please take it easy. You take it easy.

Oh, I like it. I can see better. I can see four of you now.

I don't know if it's the glasses or the alcohol.

I don't need to see any more of you, though.

Okay, take them off. Take them off. Take them off.

Don't put water in it.

No, I saw you put ice in it. You're going to melt it. Drink some more.

You're going to drink dinner for tonight.

I don't care what time it is. You care what time it is. We're going to see you

for dinner tonight. You're going to hold yourself for another one.

She's got time for titties.

I've heard. Dude, that's not going to work out.

Is the party over?

This is what the party was all about. Well, if you don't know anything about

seriously. You know what? The same thing on the party. We still haven't bring

Trillion 18 in yet. We're going to bring it in with a bang. I dare you to bring

it in with a bang. You know what? Nobody ever heard of it. It's going to be fun.

Jesus. But this is every time.

Your mom got my mom to drink more than one.

So.

Clearly got stood up. How about you?

Basically, he texted me that he had other plans.

Oh, God.

Rude. I didn't even get a text.

Oh, wow. That's wonderful.

I don't know. I mean, you know, something could be wrong, but doubt it.

I just wanted to kiss someone at midnight.

Yeah, me too.

They don't look like they're having a good night either.

They're probably not.

They're probably pretty bored.

You know, our mom's kind of passed out. Why don't we go see how they're doing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you see, the situation is not helping.

Yeah, it's like, it'll be a lot of fun kissing.

What do you do?

So you're not going to kiss our moms at midnight, clearly.

Apparently. Yeah, it's like, it'll be a lot of fun kissing.

What do you do?

Yeah. As a matter of fact, look, it's... Not already.

It is, look. Oh, jeez. Ten, nine.

What? This is weird. You guys, we just didn't want to not have anyone to kiss

midnight.

I mean, our days flaked on us.

But your mom's here.

They're passed out, so you don't have to feel bad.

Exactly. They're passed out. They didn't want to stay up for that full hour.

Yeah. That is a pretty honest gesture.

I think that was all right.

For sure.

Come on.

The girls look at each other, giggling.

Fuck yes.

Oh, I love this.

Anytime you guys ready, we can do the first position.

Let's do reverse.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Holy shit.

She'll think it was a dream.

Think it's a nightmare.