Original subtitles

Helga: ARNOLD!

( barking )

HEY, ARNOLD!

( glass shatters )

( girl shrieks )

Helga: HEY, ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

AR-NOLD!

MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

Kids: HEY, ARNOLD!

( class bell ringing )

Mr. Simmons: STUDENTS, THIS WEEK

IN OUR CONTINUING HEALTH AND NUTRITION UNIT

WE ARE GOING TO BE TALKING

ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF A BALANCED DIET

AND THE EFFECTS THAT DIFFERENT FOODS HAVE

ON BOTH OUR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL WELL-BEING.

ARNOLD, MY LITTLE BOOKWORM.

HOW KEEN YOU ARE... HOW STUDIOUS.

HOW DILIGENTLY YOU TAKE NOTES IN YOUR LITTLE NOTEBOOK.

IF ONLY I COULD FIND THE NERVE TO TELL YOU

HOW MUCH I WORSHIP THAT GIANT OBLONG BRAIN OF YOURS.

OH, BUT ALACK, I CAN NEVER TELL.

OH, ARNOLD, MY DAYDREAMING DREAM WEAVER.

HOW CONTEMPLATIVE YOU ARE.

HOW CURIOUS, HOW ROMANTICALLY YOU GAZE OUT YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW

REFLECTING AND MUSING.

IF ONLY I COULD FIND THE STRENGTH

TO MARCH UP TO YOUR DOOR

AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH I ADMIRE

YOUR FREEWHEELING LACK OF FOCUS.

IF ONLY... IF ONLY.

( playing flamenco... )

HELGA?

THAT'S RIGHT, ARNOLD.

IT'S ME, HELGA G. PATAKI.

THE GIRL WHO'S ALWAYS STARING AT YOU.

THE GIRL WHO'S CONSTANTLY LURKING IN THE SHADOWS SPYING ON YOU.

THE GIRL WHO'S FOREVER STALKING YOU AND FOLLOWING YOU HOME

STANDING HERE ON YOUR STOOP

READY TO CONFESS UNTO YOU MY MOST HALLOWED OF SECRETS.

OH, ARNOLD, DON'T YOU SEE?

DESPITE THE FACT THAT I MAY ACT LIKE A TOTAL LOONY

IN REALITY I'M JUST A SHY GIRL AFRAID TO TELL YOU THAT I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU.

YES, ARNOLD, YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY.

I'M POSITIVELY MAD FOR YOU.

I'M MAD AS A HATTER, TOTALLY NUTTY, GAGA IN LOVE.

I HAVE BEEN SINCE THE VERY FIRST TIME

I LAID EYES ON THAT WONDERFULLY PLUMP LITTLE FOOTBALL HEAD OF YOURS.

ONLY UNTIL NOW I'VE BEEN TOO SHY TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH

TOO BASHFUL TO SAY

THAT I LOVE YOU, ARNOLD.

I LOVE YOU... ( echoing )

( nasal breathing )

HI.

( crash, guitar strings break )

Helga: SHEESH, MOM, WHAT DID YOU DO--

FORGET TO GO SHOPPING AGAIN?

HEY! EARTH TO MIRIAM.

THERE'S NO FOOD AROUND HERE.

OH, YEAH, OH, I KNOW, HONEY.

IT'S AN AWFUL STORY, REALLY.

YOU SEE, I WENT TO THE STORE THIS AFTERNOON

AND I DID A LITTLE SHOPPING

ONLY I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE GROCERIES ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR

AND WHEN I PULLED AWAY

EVERYTHING JUST SORT OF SPILLED ALL OVER THE ROAD.

FASCINATING, MIRIAM.

NOW, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?

OH, GOSH, YEAH. UH, WELL, LET'S SEE...

UM, OH, I THINK HERE'S SOME OF YOUR DAD'S PORK RINDS...

PORK RINDS?

GET REAL, MIRIAM.

I'M NOT EATING PORK RINDS.

MMM, HEY... THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD.

( sighs )

( Grandpa mutters )

I GAVE AT THE OFFICE!

( door slams )

( gasps )

WHO WAS IT, GRANDPA?

ONE OF THOSE PESKY DOOR-TO-DOOR RELIGIOUS GROUPS

WITH THEIR FAST TALK AND PAPER FLOWERS.

OH.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

ONE MINUTE I'M IN MY ROOM EATING A SNACK

AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I'M KNOCKING ON ARNOLD'S FRONT DOOR.

( gasps ) CRIMINY!

THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE IN MY DAYDREAM

WHEN I CONFESSED MY LOVE TO HIM.

MY UNCONSCIOUS DESIRES MUST HAVE SOMEHOW TAKEN OVER MY BODY

AND CAUSED ME TO SLEEPWALK TO ARNOLD'S

SO THAT I COULD CONFESS TO HIM MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET.

AND UNLESS I WANT MY LIFE TO BE COMPLETELY OVER

I'D BETTER MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

BUT HOW?

( grunting )

NOW EVEN IF I DO SLEEPWALK AGAIN

I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET TO ARNOLD'S

AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO CONFESS MY SECRET. IT'S PERFECT.

( alarm clock buzzing... )

( Grandma laughing )

OH, ELEANOR.

I JUST CAN'T TELL YOU HOW WONDERFUL IT IS

TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

IT REMINDS ME OF THE DAYS WHEN WE USED TO HAVE BRUNCH AT CAMPOBELLO.

GRANDMA...

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

OH, JUST ELEANOR ROOSEVELT, DEAR.

BUT SHE WAS CALLED AWAY ON WHITE HOUSE BUSINESS

AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.

IT'S LIKE A NIGHTMARE.

THIS TIME I ACTUALLY WENT INSIDE HIS HOUSE

AND WHO KNOWS WHAT I MIGHT HAVE SAID.

FROM NOW ON I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STOP SLEEPING.

THAT WAY I CAN'T SLEEPWALK, AND IF I DON'T SLEEPWALK

THEN I CAN'T BLAB MY SECRET TO ARNOLD.

RIGHT-- STOP SLEEPING, THAT'S THE PLAN.

( class bell rings )

CLASS, TODAY WE ARE GOING TO INVESTIGATE

THOSE VERY DELICIOUS

BUT NOT NECESSARILY NUTRITIOUS EDIBLES

KNOWN AS, YES, THE SNACK FOODS.

HELGA, ARE YOU OKAY?

( talking rapidly ): OF COURSE. WHY?

WELL, NOTHING.

YOU JUST SEEM RATHER PERKY THIS MORNING.

PERKY? OH, MUST BE THE ENTIRE THERMOS OF COFFEE I JUST DRANK.

COFFEE? SINCE WHEN DO YOU DRINK COFFEE?

( snoring )

AH!

NOW THAT I'M COMPLETELY WIRED ON CAFFEINE

STAYING AWAKE SHOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE.

( shower running )

Ernie: HEY, HOW'S ABOUT

YOU SPEED IT UP IN THERE?

YEAH, SAVE SOME FOR THE FISHES!

MUST BE THAT JERK

FROM NUMBER EIGHT.

( gasps, screams )

HEY!

OH, SURE-- NOW YOU'RE IN A HURRY.

( in deep voice ) EXCUSE ME.

THAT IS THE LAST STRAW.

THIS WHOLE THING

HAS GOTTEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.

I MEAN, WAKING UP IN ARNOLD'S SHOWER-- TALK ABOUT CRAZY.

I'D BETTER GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP.

SLEEPWALKING?

SHH! YES, YOU KNOW, SLEEPWALKING--

WANDERING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

LIKE SOME KIND OF ZOMBIE FREAK.

GOSH, THAT'S ODD, HELGA.

WHERE EXACTLY HAVE YOU BEEN GOING?

NEVER MIND THAT, OKAY?

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THIS IS SERIOUS.

WELL, HOW SERIOUS, EXACTLY?

LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, PHOEBE: IF I DON'T STOP SLEEPWALKING

I COULD WIND UP REVEALING MY MOST INTIMATE GUARDED SECRET.

( gasps ) YOU MEAN?

YES!

BUT LET'S NOT

TALK ABOUT IT.

ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME?

Phoebe: NOW, SHOULD YOU ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE ROOM

AT ANY TIME DURING THE NIGHT

YOU'LL STEP DIRECTLY ON TOP OF ME

AND I'LL WAKE UP IN TIME TO SAVE YOU.

AND IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL OBSERVE YOU

TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S CAUSING YOUR SOMNAMBULISM.

OH, CRIMINY, PHOEBE.

THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.

HELGA, I'M AN EXTREMELY LIGHT SLEEPER.

AS LONG AS I'M HERE

YOU'RE NOT GETTING THROUGH THAT DOOR.

NOW, HOW ABOUT A NUTRITIOUS BEDTIME HEALTH SNACK TO SETTLE YOUR NERVES?

DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT MY HEALTH SNACK RIGHT HERE.

( crunching )

( belches )

( garbage can clatters )

OH, DEAR!

HELGA!

I'VE GOT TO STOP HER BEFORE SHE DOES THE UNTHINKABLE.

( gasps )

GOSH, HELGA'S MOVING AWFULLY FAST.

IF I'M GOING TO STOP HER IN TIME

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A SHORT CUT.

OH, NO.

( grunting )

( panting )

( gasps )

( sleepily ): OH, ARNOLD, DON'T YOU SEE?

DESPITE THE FACT THAT I MAY ACT LIKE A TOTAL LOON...

I'VE GOT TO STOP HER!

...UTTERLY NUTTY

MAD AS A HATTER, GAGA IN LOVE...

HELGA! UH...!

...TOO SHY TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH

TOO BASHFUL TO COME OUT AND SAY THAT...

I LOVE YOU, ARNOLD.

NO!

...LOVE YOU.

( grunt, crash )

PHOEBE, WHERE AM I?

YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING.

YOU CLIMBED ARNOLD'S FIRE ESCAPE

AND TALKED TO HIM

THROUGH HIS WINDOW.

WELL, DID I TELL HIM ANYTHING IMPORTANT?

I'M AFRAID SO.

DO YOU MEAN?

YES, HELGA.

YOU TOLD HIM EVERYTHING.

Arnold: HELLO?

UH, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH...

I WAS ASLEEP, I HEARD A CRASH

AND I WOKE UP.

OH, WAIT A MINUTE-- A CRASH?

YOU MEAN, THAT'S ALL YOU HEARD?

YEAH, A CRASH.

SO WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

DOING? WELL, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE

WE'RE DOING, HAIR BOY?

WE'RE TAKING A WALK.

TAKING A WALK ON MY FIRE ESCAPE?

THAT'S RIGHT, FOOTBALL HEAD, ON YOUR FIRE ESCAPE.

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

WE CAN WALK WHEREVER WE FEEL LIKE.

RIGHT, PHOEBE?

UH... RIGHT.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, HELGA.

Helga: "WARNING: EXCESSIVE INGESTION MAY CAUSE SLEEPING DISORDERS

"INCLUDING SLEEPLESSNESS, NARCOLEPSY

AND IN SOME CASES, SEVERE SLEEPWALKING."

YOU MEAN IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF...

YOU MEAN I'M CURED?

PRECISELY.

SO THE WHOLE TIME I WAS SLEEPWALKING

IT WAS BECAUSE OF PORK RINDS. HOW ABOUT THAT?

YEP. IT'S AMAZING WHAT STRANGE EFFECTS

CERTAIN FOODS CAN HAVE ON THE HUMAN BODY.

UM, PHOEBE? SPEAKING OF STRANGE, THIS WHOLE THING...

IT NEVER HAPPENED, GOT IT?

FORGETTING.

Woman: THIS IS FIGHTING FAMILIES

THE INCREDIBLY POPULAR FAMILY GAME SHOW.

THE SHOW THAT ASKS YOU TO PERFORM CRAZY PHYSICAL COMPETITIONS

WHILE ANSWERING CHALLENGING TRIVIA QUESTIONS.

( exciting music playing... )

All: DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONNER AND BLITZEN!

( cheering, bells ringing )

ALL RIGHT!

I'M HERE TODAY TO CHOOSE ONE FAMILY FROM P.S. 118

TO COMPETE AGAINST THE FAMILY OF A STUDENT FROM P.S. 119 FOR BIG, BIG PRIZES!

( cheering )

AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

AND THE WINNER IS: ARNOLD... HMM...

THERE SEEMS TO BE A SMUDGE OVER THE LAST NAME.

THAT MUST BE YOU, ARNOLD

ON ACCOUNT OF YOU'RE THE ONLY KID NAMED ARNOLD

IN THIS WHOLE DANG SCHOOL.

Gerald: IT'S GOING TO BE A BLAST.

WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?

MY FAMILY.

SO? YOU HAVE

A NON-TRADITIONAL FAMILY.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

TV LOVES THAT KIND OF THING.

I BET NO ONE AT THE BOARDING HOUSE

IS GOING TO WANT TO BE ON A GAME SHOW.

Grandpa: ARE YOU KIDDING?

I LOVE GAME SHOWS.

THEY ARE FLASHY AND FUN.

BRING IT ON, GROUCHO.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PRIZES?

DO WE GET CASH?

OR GLAMOROUS VACATIONS?

WELL, IT SAYS WE COULD WIN

SOME IN-LINE SKATES

OR A BICYCLE

OR PERSONALIZED BOOK BAGS.

SOUNDS GREAT, SHORT MAN.

WHEN IS THE GAME SHOW?

THIS SATURDAY.

OH, SHOOT, I'VE GOT A DOUBLE SHIFT SATURDAY.

THAT'S OKAY, SUZIE

I CAN ONLY BRING GRANDMA AND GRANDPA

AND TWO SIBLINGS.

I HAVE TO PICK JUST TWO OF THE BOARDERS.

PICK ME!

ME, ME!

LOOK, WHOEVER I PICK

HAS TO BE ABLE TO WORK WITH THE OTHERS

WE'LL ALL HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE'RE A FAMILY.

NO PROBLEM.

YES, WE ARE A FAMILY.

A REALLY CLOSE FAMILY. ( laughs )

( piano playing intro )

Grandma: ♪ CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH... ♪

MORNING, ARNOLD.

OH, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BEAUTY PAGEANT.

IT'S A GAME SHOW, GRANDMA.

♪ CAMPTOWN RACES HALF-MILE LONG ♪

♪ OH, THE DOO-DAH DAY. ♪

HEY, ARNOLD.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I JUST WANT TO SAY

THAT I AM CLEARLY

THE BEST CHOICE TO BE ON YOUR TEAM.

I'M A VERY GOOD GAME SHOW CHOICE.

I SPEAK THREE LANGUAGES, PLUS I CAN DO THIS.

BIG DEAL!

GET A LOAD OF THIS.

NOT BAD, HUH?

SO, WHAT CAN YOU DO, OSKAR?

I CAN QUACK LIKE A DUCK.

QUACK, QUACK. ( laughs )

SO, ARNOLD, WHO DO YOU PICK?

IDIOT NUMBER ONE, TWO OR THREE?

I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

Arnold: AND THEY'RE ALREADY STARTING TO FIGHT ABOUT IT.

NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

SO THEY ALL WANT TO BE ON YOUR TEAM?

HEY, ARNOLD, MY COUSIN STINKY OVER AT P.S. 119

GAVE ME THE DIRT ON THE FAMILY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COMPETE AGAINST IN THAT GAME SHOW.

THEY'RE SMART AND GOOD-LOOKING

AND THEY ALL DRESS IN MATCHING WHITE JUMPSUITS.

IN A WORD, THEY'RE PERFECT, ARNOLD.

THE PERFECT FAMILY.

( sighs )

GOOD LUCK, ARNOLD.

HOPE YOUR NON-TRADITIONAL FAMILY DOESN'T BITE.

HEY, ARNOLD, HOW WAS SCHOOL?

BY THE WAY, I'M VERY GOOD WITH FACTS AND TRIVIA.

DID YOU KNOW IT TOOK 2,873 BRICKS TO MAKE THIS BOARDING HOUSE?

NO.

I THOUGHT PERHAPS

YOU'D BE INTERESTED

IN THIS AMAZING PHYSICAL SKILL.

NOT BAD, HUH?

YOU COULD CARRY ME AROUND THE BLOCK IF YOU WANTED TO.

THAT'S REALLY GREAT, MR. POTTS.

NOW I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO.

HOMEWORK?

I AM A GREAT MATHEMATICIAN.

CAN I BE ON YOUR TEAM?

I CAN DO SQUARE ROOTS.

QUACK, QUACK-- PICK ME.

MERCURY, VENUS, EARTH, MARS, JUPITER, SATURN, URANUS, NEPTUNE, PLUTO.

THE PLANETS-- IN CASE YOU'RE DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT DINNER. ( sighs )

Hyunh: ARNOLD.

Oskar: LOOK, ARNOLD.

( all talking at once )

♪ CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH... ♪

POOKIE, YOU CAN STOP AUDITIONING.

YOU ALREADY MADE THE SQUAD.

QUITE A FREAK SHOW, HUH, SHORT MAN?

MAYBE YOU'D BETTER DECIDE SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.

( sighs )

EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT

AND I'VE DECIDED TO PICK ERNIE AND MR. HYUNH

TO BE ON THE TEAM

WITH ME AND GRANDMA AND GRANDPA.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?

WELL, MR. KOKOSHKA

YOU CAN COME AS AN ALTERNATE.

AN ALTERNATE?

OH, POOH-- I'M LEAVING.

I KNEW I'D GET PICKED! IN YOUR FACE, HYUNH.

ARNOLD PICKED ME TOO!

BUT HE SAID MY NAME FIRST.

YOU ARE JUST AN IDIOT!

YOU GUYS, PLEASE.

THE CONTEST IS TOMORROW.

WE'RE GOING TO BE ON NATIONAL TV

SO IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT

IF YOU DIDN'T FIGHT THE WHOLE TIME.

WE'VE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.

SURE.

ABSOLUTELY.

♪ BET MY MONEY ON A BOBTAILED NAG ♪

♪ SOMEBODY BET ON THE BAY, YEAH! ♪

( cheering )

( exciting music playing )

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS

WELCOME TO FIGHTING FAMILIES.

( cheering )

AND HERE ARE TODAY'S TWO FIGHTING FAMILIES.

FROM P.S. 119, SAY HELLO TO CINDY AND HER FAMILY:

CARL, CHERYL, CHUCKY AND CANDY.

WOW, STINKY WASN'T KIDDING--

THEY ARE PERFECT.

AND FROM P.S. 118, MEET ARNOLD AND HIS FAMILY:

PHIL, POOKIE, ERNIE AND MR. HEE-YUN!

IT'S HYUNH!

( cheering )

YEAH! ALL RIGHT, ARNOLD.

BOO!

OKAY, FAMILIES, LET'S START FIGHTING!

( cheering )

FIRST CONTEST-- THE LIMBO.

I'M GREAT AT THE LIMBO, I'LL GO FIRST.

Grandpa: I WON A LIMBO CONTEST IN 1936.

( all arguing )

SHH, WE'RE ON TV!

REMEMBER, WE'VE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER LIKE A FAMILY.

ON THREE, ARNOLD LEADS HIS FAMILY IN THE LIMBO.

ONE... TWO...

THREE!

( men yelling and arguing )

Host: OH, SO CLOSE.

BUT NO POINTS FOR ARNOLD'S TEAM.

OKAY, CINDY AND YOUR FAMILY.

ONE... TWO... LIMBO!

( cheering and applause )

OH, GOOD ONE, HYUNH.

YOU PUSHED ME.

GRAMPS STEPPED ON MY TOE.

I DID NOT-- THIS IS STEPPING ON YOUR TOE.

OW!

THINGS DON'T LOOK GOOD

FOR TEAM ARNOLD.

THEY SHOULD HAVE PICKED ME.

TEN POINTS TO CINDY'S FAMILY FOR A PERFECT LIMBO.

WELL, THAT WAS PERFECT.

YOU'RE ALL PERFECT.

Host: AND NOW

EACH FAMILY HAS 15 SECONDS

TO MAKE A HUMAN PYRAMID.

I'LL BE ON THE BOTTOM.

I HAVE A VERY POWERFUL UPPER BODY.

I REFUSE TO KNEEL ON ERNIE.

ONE MORE COMMENT, HYUNH

AND I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

I'LL GIVE YOU BOTH

A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!

THAT'S ODD, I DON'T REMEMBER

PACKING ANY SANDWICHES.

COME ON, WE ONLY HAVE FIVE SECONDS LEFT.

( bell dings )

WHOA!

( bell dings )

WHOA!

Host: FANTASTIC!

CINDY, YOU AND YOUR CLAN WIN THE PYRAMID COMPETITION

WHICH PUTS YOU AHEAD 20 TO NOTHING.

BUT ARNOLD

YOUR FAMILY GETS TO ANSWER

THIS CONSOLATION QUESTION.

WHAT IS THE COLDEST PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM?

BLUTO, BLUTO!

NOT BLUTO, PLUTO, YOU MORON!

PLUTO IS CORRECT

AND THAT BRINGS OUR SCORE UP 5 TO 20.

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS BREAK.

Arnold: YOU GUYS, COME ON.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS, WE'RE ON TV

NOT AT THE MOMENT, KID-- WE WENT TO A COMMERCIAL.

NOW, LISTEN UP:

I KNOW THIS SHOW IS CALLED FIGHTING FAMILIES

BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING THE OTHER FAMILY. GET IT?

Arnold: LOOK, I TOLD YOU

WE HAD TO GET ALONG, BUT INSTEAD

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE BABIES.

IF WE STOP FIGHTING

AND WORK TOGETHER LIKE A FAMILY

I BET WE CAN STILL WIN.

COME ON, WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE

TO THEM, DO WE?

YES, THEY'RE VERY CREEPY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? TRUCE?

Host: AND WE'RE BACK TO FIGHTING FAMILIES.

IN THE NEXT COMPETITION, OUR FAMILIES GO TO THEIR PODIUMS

TO ANSWER TRIVIA QUESTIONS.

BUT TO GET THERE, THEY HAVE TO PASS THROUGH

THIS OBSTACLE COURSE.

( blows whistle )

OKAY, LET'S DO IT.

COME ON, MOVE, MOVE-- WE'RE BEHIND.

BUT, BUT... THAT'S DISGUSTING!

I'M NOT GRABBING THAT THING.

WE'RE HERE TO WIN!

MOVE IT NOW, MISSY!

( crying )

( crowd cheering... )

( beeping )

( cheering )

ALL RIGHT!

ARNOLD'S FAMILY

HAS REACHED THEIR BUZZER

FOR TEN MORE POINTS.

AND NOW THE RAPID FIRE

FINAL ROUND QUESTIONS.

FOR FIVE POINTS

NAME SEVEN COLORS FOUND IN A RAINBOW.

TAKE IT, MR. HYUNH.

RED, ORANGE

YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, VIOLET.

RIGHT!

( cheering )

WHAT IS THE BIGGEST MANMADE STRUCTURE IN THE WORLD?

THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA.

CORRECT!

LAST QUESTION.

IF ARNOLD'S TEAM GETS IT

WE'LL BE ALL TIED UP.

NAME ONE GREAT SONG WRITTEN BY STEPHEN FOSTER.

♪ CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH... ♪

POOKIE, I FORBID YOU TO SING THAT SONG EVER AGAIN.

THAT'S CORRECT. "CAMPTOWN RACES"

WAS WRITTEN BY STEPHEN FOSTER!

WE NOW HAVE A TIED GAME.

WITH ONLY ONE

FINAL COMPETITION.

THE TUG...

OF... WAR!

( cheering )

READY, FAMILIES?

TUG!

COME ON PEOPLE, A LITTLE HELP HERE.

I'M DOING ALL THE WORK.

( crying ): MY HANDS HURT.

AND STOP YELLING AT ME, DADDY--

YOU'RE SCARING ME.

OH, YOU ALWAYS FALL APART, YOU LITTLE WUSS.

( grunting... )

YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK TERRIBLE!

( cheering )

AND THE WINNER

FROM P.S. 118

IS ARNOLD'S FAMILY!

WHAT TEAMWORK.

LET'S HEAR IT.

WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME

ON FIGHTING FAMILIES.

UNTIL THEN, REMEMBER, FAMILIES, KEEP FIGHTING.

YES, WE DID IT!

THANKS, GUYS.

GROUP HUG.

Ernie: AH, YOU, COME HERE.

CAN I HUG YOUR LEG HERE?

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE.

( various voices to rapid beat )

READY, FAMILIES?

( various voices to rapid beat )

READY, FAMILIES?

YOU'RE GONNA R-R-RAP WITH ME.

TV LOVES THAT KIND OF STUFF.

HEAR WE GO... MR. WHO. NAME SEVEN COLORS...

ORANGE, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO AND VIOLET... CLAM UP...

FULL SPEED AHEAD... W-WATCH IT!

MAKE A HUMAN PYRAMID... THERE SEEMS TO BE A SMUDGE...

STOP YELLING AT ME, DADDY.

C-CAN THEY LIMBO?

THE TUG OF WAR!

I'M NOT GRABBING THAT THING.

YOU HAVE A NONTRADITIONAL FAMILY.

♪ CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ OH, THE DOO-DAH DAY. ♪

I FORBID YOU TO SING THAT...

CAN I HUG YOUR LEG?

THIS IS NATIONAL TV.

GET A LOAD OF THIS.

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

A REALLY CLOSE FAMILY. ( laughs )

SEE YOU NEXT TIME.