Original subtitles

Helga: ARNOLD!

( barking )

HEY, ARNOLD!

( glass shatters )

( girl shrieks )

Helga: HEY, ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

AR-NOLD!

MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

Kids: HEY, ARNOLD!

( school bell rings )

♪ OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES... ♪

PISTACHIO.

MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

( humming )

( shouts )

( kids laughing )

NOW, WHAT'S THIS?

SEEMS TO BE A PATCH

OF RUBBER VOMIT.

WHAT DELINQUENT BOY OR GIRL

IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

YOU, THERE. WITH THE, UH... GO-GO BOOTS.

FRONT AND CENTER.

WHO, ME?

SON, THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY

ABOUT THE WILLFUL DEPLOYMENT OF AN ARTIFICIAL REGURGITATION.

ESPECIALLY NOT IN A LUNCHING AREA.

NOW, DON'T PLAY INNOCENT WITH ME.

THIS IS YOUR SYNTHETIC VOMIT.

I DIDN'T DO IT.

DON'T YOU TRY AND WEASEL

YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS, YOUNG MAN.

THIS HARMLESS PRACTICAL JOKING IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER.

BUT...

NO BUTS.

BUT...

NO BUTS.

NOW, I'LL EXPECT TO SEE YOU

IN MY OFFICE AT RECESS TIME.

WE CAN DISCUSS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND

YOUR WEEK'S DETENTION.

DETENTION?

( snickers )

THAT WAS A RIGHT KEEN

UPCHUCK PRANK YOU PULLED, SID.

NO, STINKY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

TOO BAD YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT RED-HANDED.

I'M TELLING YOU, I DIDN'T DO IT.

SID, SINCE YOU ARE INNOCENT

YOU SHOULD JUST GO AND TALK TO PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, ARNOLD.

I'LL TELL WARTZ I DIDN'T DO IT

AND HE'LL HAVE TO LET ME OFF THE HOOK.

AND SO, IN CONCLUSION, SIR

AS I'M CERTAIN SOMEONE

AS JUDICIOUS AS YOURSELF CAN PLAINLY SEE

THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN JUST

ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.

SO I GUESS WE CAN FORGET ABOUT THE DETENTION, RIGHT?

THAT'S IT!

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.

I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT GUY THINK HE IS, ANYWAY?

I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO GET BACK AT WARTZ

IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO.

( thunder )

Woman ( on TV ): OVERWORKED? UNAPPRECIATED?

EXPERIENCE THE SWEET TASTE OF REVENGE.

( static )

MARK MY WORDS

I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE...

Man: SUPERSTITIOUS

REVENGE-MINDED VILLAGERS USED

REVENGE DOLLS TO PUT CURSES ON THOSE

WHO TREATED THEM UNFAIRLY OR UNJUSTLY.

THESE REVENGE DOLLS WERE CRAFTED

TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE UNFAIR OR UNJUST PERSON AND WERE CARVED

FROM A SIMPLE HOUSEHOLD BAR OF SOAP.

OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT.

( thunder )

YES, SIR, IT'S HIGH TIME

SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU A FEW LISTENING SKILLS, PRINCIPAL.

NOW REPEAT AFTER ME: SID... IS... NOT... GUILTY!

( thunder )

NOW, NOW, NOW.

DON'T TRY AND WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS

LITTLE SOAP MAN!

IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PIPER!

( laughs maniacally... )

( bell rings )

( whistling )

GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS

BUT TODAY I'M SURE FEELING GREAT.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITHOUT THE OLD BOSS?

AS LONG AS WARTZ IS IN THE HOSPITAL

I'LL CATCH UP ON A FEW THINGS.

PRINCIPAL WARTZ IN THE HOSPITAL?

( cackling )

IT COULDN'T BE HIM.

OH, NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

SID, ARE YOU OKAY?

WHAT? NO, I MEAN, YES. UM... I'M FINE.

I GOT TO GO.

WAIT, COME BACK.

SID.

♪ OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES... ♪

EXCUSE ME, SIR?

I'M LOOKING FOR PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

PRINCIPAL WARTZ, IS THAT YOU?

MR. WARTZ, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

IT'S ME-- UM, SID FROM SCHOOL.

( groans )

I'M SORRY. ARE YOU OKAY?

DUH! OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT.

THIS IS TERRIBLE.

SIR, I PROMISE I'LL NEVER EVER MOLD

A REVENGE DOLL IN YOUR LIKENESS EVER AGAIN.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING

I CAN DO FOR YOU, ANYTHING, SAY THE WORD

MY WISH IS YOUR COMMAND.

I COULD SCRUB THE CAFETERIA EVERY DAY

( groans )

COME IN FOR SATURDAY DETENTION.

OH, GOOD, WATER.

( moans )

( moaning )

AAH! BOY, WAS I THIRSTY.

OKAY, MR. RICARDY, TIME FOR YOUR PAINKILLERS.

BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS PRINCIPAL WARTZ'S ROOM.

DIDN'T ANYONE TELL YOU?

TELL ME WHAT?

PRINCIPAL WARTZ HAS...

CHECKED OUT.

CHECKED OUT?

YOU MEAN...

( glass shatters )

PERMANENTLY?

WHY, YES, THAT'S USUALLY THE CASE.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

OH, OH, IT CAN'T BE TRUE.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

PRINCIPAL WARTZ IS... DEAD

AND, AND, I'VE KILLED HIM.

WOULD YOU MIND KEEPING IT DOWN, YOUNG MAN?

OH, SORRY.

IT'S HORRIBLE!

( bell rings )

ARNOLD, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

I KILLED PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

WHAT?

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'D

TALK THINGS OUT WITH PRINCIPAL WARTZ?

WELL, I TRIED, BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.

SLOW DOWN, SID.

WHEN I WENT HOME, I WAS MAD.

I MADE A DOLL OUT OF SOAP.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

THE THING IS, I THINK

IT PUT SOME KIND OF CURSE OVER PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

CURSE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DON'T YOU SEE?

PRINCIPAL WARTZ IS....

GONE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE'S PROBABLY JUST OUT SICK TODAY.

HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.

WHEN I WENT TO SEE HIM, HIS DOCTOR SAID HE'D CHECKED OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T YOU?

I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A REVENGE DOLL.

COME ON.

LET'S GO TO WARTZ'S OFFICE.

MAYBE HIS SECRETARY KNOWS SOMETHING.

SEE? THEY'RE ALREADY TAKING

HIS NAME OFF THE DOOR.

LOOK, THIS DOESN'T MEAN A THING.

LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

NO, ARNOLD, PRINCIPAL WARTZ HAS BIT THE BIG ONE.

HE'S BOUGHT THE FARM.

HE'S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER.

GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.

LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND GET FRESH AIR.

THEN MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS RATIONALLY.

OKAY, ARNOLD. RATIONAL.

BUT REMEMBER, I KILLED PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

SID.

ARNOLD!

HE AIN'T GOING TO NEED

THIS SPACE NO MORE.

THEY'RE ERASING HIS NAME THERE.

SEE? I'M A COLD-BLOODED MURDERER.

THIS DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME LOGICAL EXPLANATION.

WHY DON'T WE GO TO WARTZ'S HOUSE?

HE'S PROBABLY SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TV EATING DINNER.

HOW CAN HE EAT DINNER AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

HE'S DEAD.

( groans ): AH, SID.

( rings doorbell )

SID, RELAX.

THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

YOU DIDN'T MURDER ANYONE TODAY.

YES, CAN I HELP YOU?

HI, WE'RE HERE TO SEE PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

I'M SORRY, CHILDREN, THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU SEE, HE'S UNDER THE BIG TREE IN THE BACKYARD

AND WELL, HE CANNOT BE DISTURBED.

YOU SEE, ARNOLD?

HE'S UNDER THE TREE.

YES, INDEED, IN HIS LITTLE DIRT PLOT.

( slams door )

WELL, YOU HEARD THE MAN, ARNOLD.

POOR WARTZ IS OUT THERE ALL ALONE

IN THE COLD GROUND, FEEDING THE WORMS.

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.

LET'S JUST GO CHECK OUT THE BACKYARD FOR OURSELVES.

♪ OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES... ♪

OH, MR. WARTZ?

DINNER IS READY.

THERE HE IS...

WARTZ IS DEAD AND BURIED, RIGHT THERE.

I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, BUT NO WAY.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO THE POLICE TO COME CLEAN.

Sid: OFFICER, I'M HERE TO TURN MYSELF IN.

I UNINTENTIONALLY KILLED MY PRINCIPAL

WITH THE MYSTICAL POWERS OF THIS SOAP DOLL.

UH, JUST ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS.

KID SAYS HE KILLED HIS SCHOOL PRINCIPAL

WITH A DOLL CARVED OUT OF SOAP.

( people laughing... )

LOOK, ARNOLD, PISTACHIO.

THAT WAS WARTZ'S FAVORITE.

AND HE'LL NEVER, EVER GET TO EAT IT AGAIN.

BECAUSE I KILLED HIM.

GIVE ME THAT.

THIS THING HAS GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL.

I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

BUT THERE'S NO WAY THIS STUPID SOAP DOLL OF YOURS

KILLED PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

TO CONVINCE YOU THAT THIS WHOLE DAY HAS BEEN

ONE STUPID COINCIDENCE.

OH, HELLO, THERE, BOYS.

PRINCIPAL WARTZ, YOU'RE ALIVE!

OH, IT'S A MIRACLE.

ALIVE AND KICKING.

RECOVERING FROM A LITTLE COSMETIC OUTPATIENT SURGERY.

ARNOLD, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

YOU DESTROYED THE SOAP DOLL

THAT I VISCOUSLY CARVED TO LOOK LIKE PRINCIPAL WARTZ

AND HE INSTANTLY CAME BACK TO LIFE.

THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

HE WAS NEVER DEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

STOP BEING SO MODEST.

WE BOTH SAW WARTZ'S OFFICE

PACKED UP IN BOXES, DIDN'T WE?

AND WHAT ABOUT THE PARKING SPACE?

I'M MOVING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING.

BIGGER OFFICE, MORE CONVENIENT PARKING.

IT'S GETTING LATE.

NICE SEEING YOU, PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

ONE MOMENT, BOYS.

THERE'S SOMETHING SID AND I MUST DISCUSS.

THERE IS?

YESTERDAY YOU WERE FALSELY CHARGED

WITH THE CRIME OF PLANTING MANMADE THROW-UP

IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA.

IT WAS DROPPED BY THE DRAMA TEACHER-- SOME KIND OF PROP.

ANYWAY, I MAY HAVE BEEN A BIT HASTY IN MY ACCUSATION

AND FOR THAT, I APOLOGIZE.

SO I'M OFF THE HOOK?

WELL, NO, NOT EXACTLY.

NOW, ABOUT THIS MATTER OF THIS HOCUS-POCUS SOAP DOLL.

THE USE OF ANY SUCH DOLL VIOLATES SCHOOL POLICY

AND I'LL STILL HAVE TO GIVE YOU

A WEEK'S DETENTION.

NOW YOU BOYS HAVE YOURSELF A SPLENDID EVENING.

SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY.

WHO DOES WARTZ THINK HE IS

GIVING ME DETENTION?!

I'LL GET BACK AT THAT GUY.

MAYBE I'LL LOOSEN THE BOLTS ON HIS OFFICE CHAIR.

OR I COULD EMPTY A BOX OF TACKS IN HIS SHOES.

OR THE OLD SPITWAD IN THE MORNING COFFEE.

( slurps )

( shouts )

( beastly roaring, kids screaming )

Sid: OH, BOY HOWDY!

THIS WILL BE THE BEST DAY

AT DINOLAND EVER!

YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL, PAL.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO RIDE FIRST?

THE DINO-WHIRL.

LET'S GO EAT PREHISTORIC PIE

AT THE FOOD CAVE TILL WE PUKE!

LET'S RIDE THE PTERODACTYL EGG CUPS.

I JUST LOVE THEM EGG CUPS.

YEAH, LET'S GO!

FORGET IT, GUYS, WE CAN'T GO.

HUH? WHY NOT?

BECAUSE, ARNOLD

LOOK WHO'S ON THE RIDE.

EUGENE, THE LIVING JINX.

OH, COME ON, HE'S JUST

A REGULAR KID LIKE YOU AND ME

AND EVERYBODY ELSE.

YEAH? TAKE A GOOD LOOK, ARNOLD.

( clanks )

( screams )

( clattering )

( screaming )

I'M OKAY.

FACE IT, ARNOLD

THERE'S NO BOUBT ADOUT IT.

EUGENE IS A WALKING, TALKING, PIROUETTING

LULU OF A BIG OLD HANGING JINX.

( roars )

Helga: YOU WUSSES READY FOR THE ULTIMATE

DINOLAND CHALLENGE?

YOU MEAN THE NEWLY REFURBISHED

TYRANNO SCARE-US REX?

I'M GAME IF YOU GUYS ARE.

All: YEAH!

Eugene: I'M GAME, TOO, GUYS.

WE CAN GO TOGETHER, IT'LL BE GREAT.

IF YOU DON'T LINE UP NOW

YOU'LL MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET A SEAT.

AREN'T YOU COMING?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

NOT WITH THE ALL-TIME JINX OF THE CENTURY.

BUT EUGENE'S OUR FRIEND.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

SHOULDN'T WE STICK BY HIM?

OH, CRIMINY, I SMELL A SPEECH

ABOUT VIRTUES AND NOBILITY COMING ON.

I THINK IT'S STUPID NOT TO GO ON A RIDE YOU'RE DYING TO GO ON

BECAUSE EUGENE IS ON IT.

ARNOLD'S GOT A POINT.

IT IS A LITTLE PETTY OF US NOT TO GO.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE COMING?

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

OF COURSE NOT!

WE'D BE KILLED FOR SURE!

I'M GOING.

( all stammering )

DON'T DO IT, ARNOLD, WHATEVER YOU DO!

HE'S A JINX!

STINKY, I AM GETTING ON THE ROLLER COASTER.

AND I'M GOING TO PROVE, ONCE AND

FOR ALL, THAT EUGENE IS NOT A JINX.

IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT BACK

CAN I HAVE YOUR TOKENS?

I'M GOING TO MAKE IT BACK.

EUGENE AND I ARE GOING TO RIDE THE TYRANNO SCARE-US REX

AND NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

SO... CAN I HAVE YOUR TOKENS?

( sighs )

YEAH!

THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME.

I'M SURE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

A REALLY GREAT TIME.

SURE, EUGENE, IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.

HE'S A BOLD KID.

HE'S A GONER.

HE'S A SAINT, HE GAVE ME HIS TOKENS.

( boys screaming )

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.

UH-HUH.

WHEN WE REACH THE TOP, WE'LL PAUSE

THEN WE'LL PLUNGE THROUGH THE TWO-HEADED TUNNEL

SHOOT THE FINAL LOOP, AND THE RIDE'S OVER.

GREAT.

I'M TOO NERVOUS TO WATCH.

I NEED SOME PIE.

WHERE ARE MY TOKENS?

GIVE ME MY TOKENS!

( roars )

( brakes screech )

( loud snap )

OH, NO.

HEY, THIS MUST BE A NEW FEATURE

OF THE RIDE THEY NEVER TOLD US ABOUT.

GEE, ARNOLD, YOU DON'T THINK

WE'RE STUCK, DO YOU?

OF COURSE NOT.

( quietly ): MOVE, PLEASE MOVE.

OH, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

THE DINOLAND PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY

TAKING CARE OF THE PROBLEM NOW.

SURE. WE'LL BE ROLLING IN NO TIME.

Woman ( over loudspeaker ): We have a slight mechanical problem.

Eugene: WE'RE OKAY.

I HAVE MY FAVORITE FRUIT FOLD-UP

AND ALL THIS MIST WILL KEEP US COOL.

WE'LL BE FINE.

We'll get you rolling in no time.

THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT.

LIKE THE TIME I WAS STUCK

IN THE ELEVATOR AT THE LIBRARY.

OR WHEN I WAS TRAPPED IN THE HELICOPTER

AT THE AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN STUCK ON

A ROLLER COASTER.

WELL, DON'T WORRY.

OH, I'M NOT WORRIED.

BESIDES, WE HAVE SUCH A GREAT VIEW FROM UP HERE.

LOOK, ISN'T IT GREAT?

( motor humming )

Stinky: WE ALL SAID IT.

THEY'RE DOOMED.

MM-HMM.

HOW'S IT LOOKING?

BAD. CAN'T GET THE CARS TO START

OR THE MIST TO STOP.

THEY'RE IN DEEP DOO-DOO, HUH?

REAL DEEP.

EVERYTHING'S FINE, BOYS.

WE HAVE THE PROBLEM FIGURED OUT

AND IT'S JUST A MATTER OF MINUTES TILL YOU'RE

safely back down.

THINK THEY BOUGHT IT?

SOMEDAY, WE'LL LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH.

( forced laugh ) YEAH.

BESIDES, HE SAID WE'D BE ON THE GROUND

IN A FEW MINUTES.

EUGENE, THAT WAS AN HOUR AGO.

AW, DON'T WORRY.

THEY'LL JUST BRING IN A CHERRY PICKER.

BOYS, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

WE'RE BRINGING IN A CHERRY PICKER TO RESCUE YOU.

It'll be here in no time.

SEE, ARNOLD? IN NO TIME.

I'VE BEEN ON A CHERRY PICKER.

IT WAS FUN. THEY RESCUED ME

FROM THE STATUE OF JUSTICE'S NOSE.

I THOUGHT THEY USED A FIRE LADDER.

THAT WAS THE SECOND TIME.

THE FIRST TIME, THEY USED A CHERRY PICKER.

I WAS KIND OF SURPRISED

YOU DECIDED TO COME ON THE ROLLER COASTER WITH ME.

WHY DID YOU?

WELL...

NO ONE ELSE WOULD

AND YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO FEEL BAD.

WELL, SORT OF.

THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU! YOU'RE A PAL--

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING MY BEING SO UNLUCKY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

IT'S OKAY, ARNOLD.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND.

I KNOW MY REPUTATION.

THEY ALL CALL ME A BIG JINX, DON'T THEY?

NOBODY SAYS THAT, EUGENE.

I'VE HEARD IT MY WHOLE LIFE.

I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED ON THE BRIGHT SIDE

BUT NOW WE'RE STUCK UP HERE, I ADMIT IT.

( sirens approaching... )

I AM A JINX.

( sirens approaching... )

YOU'RE NOT A JINX.

WHATEVER I DO, SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG.

I JUST CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.

( sirens stop )

Sid: CAN I TALK INTO THE BULLHORN?

SORRY, AGAINST THE RULES.

BUT WE WANT TO REASSURE OUR FRIENDS WE'RE HERE.

OKAY, BUT JUST THIS ONCE.

HEY, ARNOLD!

DIDN'T I TELL YOU

EUGENE WAS THE LIVING JINX?

YEAH, AND YOU SAID

you were going to prove

that he weren't-- told you!

CAN YOU SEE MY HOUSE FROM THERE?

GIVE ME THAT.

Eugene: IT'S PEACEFUL UP HERE.

I LIKE THE VIEW

AND I'VE ALWAYS LIKED DINOSAURS.

AND IF I GET SCARED

I CAN SING "THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER" SONG TO CHEER UP.

THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER SONG?

YOU KNOW... ♪ THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER ♪

♪ WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT. ♪

COME ON, SING WITH ME.

NO, EUGENE.

♪ DOWN CAME THE RAIN ♪

♪ AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUT. ♪

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

( sighs )

Both: ♪ OUT CAME THE SUN ♪

♪ AND DRIED UP ALL THE RAIN ♪

♪ AND THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE SPOUT AGAIN. ♪

HEY, LOOK, THE CHERRY PICKER!

SEE, WE'LL BE FINE.

HELLO, BOYS, MY NAME IS LUCKY.

I'M A FIREMAN, AND I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU.

YOU HEAR THAT, ARNOLD?

A FIREMAN NAMED LUCKY

IS GOING TO SAVE US.

I JUST WANT TO ASSURE YOU

THAT I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.

OH, MERCY, NO!

( screech )

NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!

IS THERE A PROBLEM, LUCKY?

OF COURSE NOT.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

THERE'S NO PROBLEMS WHEN LUCKY'S AROUND.

( high-pitched humming )

OH, NO!

MAN, LOOK WHAT EUGENE'S JINX DID NOW!

IT STOPPED THAT OLD CHERRY PICKER

RIGHT IN MID-AIR!

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

WE HAVE TWO KIDS TRAPPED ON A ROLLER COASTER

AND THE CHERRY PICKER SENT TO RESCUE THEM IS STUCK?

WHAT ARE YOU TWO BOOBS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

THERE'S A PROFESSIONAL FIREMAN ONBOARD.

HE CAN TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS

AND KEEP THEM CALM.

( blubbering ): I DON'T WANT TO FALL.

I'LL BE CRUSHED LIKE A BUG.

( sobbing ): PLEASE, SOMEONE, PLEASE.

DON'T WORRY, SOMEONE

WILL BE UP HERE IN NO TIME.

"NO TIME" DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

THEY JUST SAY THAT

WHEN THEY HAVE NO IDEA

HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE TO SAVE YOU.

THE TRUTH IS, WE'RE ALL GOING TO FALL

AND BE CRUSHED LIKE BUGS!

IF YOU'RE SCARED

I KNOW SOMETHING TO CALM YOU DOWN.

WHAT?

All: ♪ OUT CAME THE SUN ♪

♪ AND DRIED UP ALL THE RAIN ♪

♪ AND THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER ♪

♪ WENT UP THE SPOUT AGAIN. ♪

DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, LUCKY?

A LITTLE.

( clanking, screams )

HOLD ON, LUCKY!

THERE'S A ROPE BEHIND YOU.

IF YOU CAN ATTACH IT TO HIS PLATFORM

WE CAN USE IT TO PULL LUCKY OVER.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

YOU CAN DO IT.

TIE IT INTO A LASSO AND THROW IT.

BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS?

WHAT IF HE FALLS, OR I DROP THE ROPE?

AFTER ALL, I'M A JINX.

EUGENE, YOU CAN DO THIS.

PLEASE, LET ME DO SOMETHING RIGHT.

JUST THIS ONCE...

LET ME NOT BE A JINX.

OH, PLEASE, HURRY.

PULL IT TIGHT.

THAT'S IT, EUGENE.

( grunts )

( creaking )

( grunts )

( clank )

( grunting )

( yelps )

OH!

( clank )

( grunting... )

( inhales deeply )

( crowd gasps )

THANK YOU, OH, THANK YOU.

ARNOLD, I DID IT!

I SAVED LUCKY

AND NOTHING WENT WRONG!

I KNEW YOU COULD.

I GOT IT!

( whirring )

Eugene: HEY, WE'RE MOVING.

MOVING... GOOD.

NOW WE'LL HAVE A NICE, SLOW

SAFE RIDE DOWN.

NOTHING CAN GO... WRONG!

( all screaming... )

( cheering... )

( whistles )

Stinky: WHILLIKERS

YOU REALLY SURPRISED US, EUGENE.

Gerald: YOU THE MAN, EUGENE.

HEY, WANT TO GO ON

THE MR. GATOR RIDE WITH US?

SURE, GUYS, I'D LOVE TO.

( laughing ) OH!

OOF!

EUGENE!

( screaming )

I'M OKAY!

WHOA!

WHOA!

WHOA!

WHOA!

HEY, WHOA!

WHOA!

I'M OKAY!

HERE WE GO!

HELP ME, PLEASE!

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