Original subtitles

Helga: ARNOLD!

( barking )

HEY, ARNOLD!

( glass shatters )

( girl shrieks )

Helga: HEY, ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

AR-NOLD!

MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

Kids: HEY, ARNOLD!

( bell rings )

( door opens, closes )

Mr. Simmons: OKAY, CLASS.

TIME TO PICK YOUR PARTNER FOR THE HISTORY PROJECT.

( all talking quietly )

LORENZO, WANT TO BE PARTNERS

ON THE HISTORY PROJECT?

SURE. I WAS THINKING OF DOING THE REPORT

ON THE APOLLO SPACE PROGRAM.

THAT SOUNDS GREAT

SINCE I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS.

WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL

AND WE'LL GET STARTED?

( bell rings )

( laughter, chatter )

Stinky: HEY, SID!

FETCH YOUR MITT.

WE'RE GOING TO PLAY BALL.

I CAN'T, I'M GOING TO LORENZO'S GIANT MANSION

TO WORK ON OUR PROJECT TOGETHER.

WILLIKERS! YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE LORENZO'S PARTNER.

I RECKON YOU'RE THE FIRST KID

HE'S EVER INVITED OVER.

YEAH, I THINK I AM.

I GUESS THAT MAKES US... FRIENDS.

I LIKE YOUR ROOM, LORENZO.

THANKS. I'LL WORK ON THE PART

WHEN THEY WERE IN THE ROCKET SHIP

YOU RESEARCH THE PART WHEN THEY WALKED ON THE MOON.

YOU'VE GOT IT, PAL.

( crashing )

CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR TRAINS AGAIN?

SURE. LET'S GET TOGETHER TOMORROW

RIGHT AFTER DINNER AND KEEP WORKING.

FINE WITH ME.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MEET

IN YOUR ROOM NEXT TIME?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOURS?

YOU HAVE A GREAT ROOM.

I THOUGHT WE'D SWITCH.

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

NO PROBLEM, MY ROOM'S GREAT, YEAH.

IT'S A GREAT ROOM.

( siren wailing... )

Lorenzo: WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MEET IN YOUR ROOM NEXT TIME?

( echoing ): NEXT TIME... NEXT TIME...

IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR ROOM?

OH, I CAN'T LET LORENZO SEE THIS ROOM.

I'VE GOT IT.

HEY, ARNOLD, FINISHING UP YOUR LUNCH?

WHAT'S GOING ON, SID?

I HAVE AN INTERESTING QUESTION TO ASK YOU.

CAN I BORROW YOUR ROOM?

BORROW MY ROOM?

JUST FOR, LIKE, TWO HOURS

OR AN HOUR AND A HALF.

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT, AN HOUR.

SID, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

NOTHING. I JUST NEED YOUR ROOM.

IT'S JUST FOR AN HOUR.

ME AND LORENZO, AFTER DINNER.

THAT COULD WORK OUT.

I'M MEETING GERALD AT THE LIBRARY AFTER DINNER.

ARNOLD, YOU'RE THE GREATEST.

AND I'LL NEVER ASK YOU FOR ANOTHER FAVOR, EVER.

( bell rings )

( laughter )

SO IT'S ALL SET FOR TONIGHT.

YES, I'LL COME TO YOUR PLACE AFTER DINNER.

GOOD. HERE'S THE ADDRESS.

YOU'LL LIKE IT.

IT'S VERY NEAT.

KIND OF AN URBAN, POST- INDUSTRIAL REBOP KIND OF PLACE.

A BAT CAVE...

A SPACE AGE BACHELOR PAD.

REALLY? SOUNDS GREAT.

I THINK.

( door opens )

Arnold: HEY, SID.

HI, ARNOLD, THANKS AGAIN.

FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR ROOM.

THERE'S JUST ENOUGH TIME

FOR YOU TO GET TO THE LIBRARY

BEFORE IT CLOSES.

SEE YOU IN A WHILE.

( knocking at door )

LORENZO, WHAT A SURPRISE.

WELCOME TO MY ROOM.

THANKS, IS THAT

YOUR GRANDFATHER DOWNSTAIRS?

AH, YES. MY GRANDFATHER.

IT MUST BE FUN TO LIVE WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS

IN AN URBAN, POST-INDUSTRIAL REBOP BAT CAVE.

OH, IT IS.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, MY REMOTE.

WATCH THIS.

( blasting heavy metal music )

( channel surfing )

Hey, Arnold!

WHOA! OW!

I MEANT TO DO THAT.

WANT TO RIDE THE COUCH?

NO, THANK YOU.

WE SHOULD GET STARTED.

OH, THERE'S YOUR COMPUTER.

LET'S POWER IT UP

AND LOAD IN THIS CD-ROM.

YOU'VE ENTERED ABOUT 50 DIFFERENT PASSWORDS.

OH, I'VE GOT A TON OF THEM.

CAN'T BE TOO SECURE.

HMM...

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

WE'RE OUT OF TIME ANYWAY.

WE CAN TRY THE CD-ROM TOMORROW AT MY PLACE.

MUCH BETTER, YOUR PLACE.

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SID?

( yelps )

JUST STRAIGHTENING UP.

GOT TO GO, BYE.

YOU'RE THE GREATEST.

THANKS FOR THE ROOM.

ANYTIME, SID.

Sid: SO EVERY OTHER NIGHT

I GET TO STUDY AT LORENZO'S PLACE.

HE'S GOT THIS HUGE TRAIN TRACK AROUND HIS ROOM.

YOU CAN CRASH THE TRAINS AND EVERYTHING.

I'M GOING OVER THERE TONIGHT.

LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO TURNED OUT TO BE FRIENDS, HUH, SID?

YEAH, BEST FRIENDS.

YEP, EVERYTHING'S

GOING TO BE A-OKAY.

( dog barking )

( telephone rings )

HELLO? HEY, LORENZO.

CALLING ON YOUR CAR PHONE?

THAT IS SO BOSS.

WHAT?

COME OVER?

TO MY PLACE? NOW?

BUT I DON'T KNOW.

THIS PROBABLY ISN'T THE BEST TIME.

HELLO?

LORENZO, HELLO?

OH, NO.

HELLO, ARNOLD? SID.

IS YOUR COMPUTER ON?

GOOD. LEAVE IT ON, I'LL BE OVER.

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

I NEED TO BORROW YOUR ROOM

AND COMPUTER AGAIN, JUST FOR AN HOUR.

I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST TIME.

I'LL NEVER ASK YOU FOR ANOTHER FAVOR AS LONG AS I LIVE.

NEVER EVER.

BRING HIM UP, I'M DOING HOMEWORK.

I WON'T BOTHER YOU GUYS.

NO! YOU'RE OUT OF THE ROOM.

THAT'S THE PLAN.

I MEAN, YOU SHOULD GO OUT.

YOU'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD.

I KNOW, TAKE IN A MOVIE.

MY TREAT. GO ON, HAVE POPCORN. SHOO!

( door slams )

I GUESS I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES, GRANDPA.

ALL RIGHTY THEN, I GUESS I'LL SAVE YOU SOME SUPPER.

( knock on the door )

YOUR FRIEND LOREDO'S HERE.

OH, THANKS.

HOW'D YOU GET RID OF ARNOLD? BRIBE?

GRANDPA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

GRANDPA? WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?

HE LIKES TO JOKE.

DON'T MESS ANYTHING UP

OR THE SHORT MAN WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD.

WHO'S THE SHORT MAN?

OH, UH, HE'S REFERRING TO AN IMAGINARY LEPRECHAUN.

SO, LET'S LOOK AT THAT CD-ROM ON MY COMPUTER.

WELL, THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP, HUH, LORENZO?

HEY, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?

DON'T YOU HAVE VIOLA LESSONS

OR SOME JUNIOR INVESTMENT CLUB MEETING?

NO, I CLEARED MY SCHEDULE

TO DO THIS REPORT WITH YOU.

I'VE GOT ALL NIGHT.

"ARNOLD'S JOURNAL.

TOP SECRET."

ARNOLD LEFT HIS NOTEBOOK HERE.

WHAT? THAT ARNOLD, TRYING TO LEAVE

HIS SECRET STUFF IN MY ROOM.

Hey, Arnold!

( ringing ): Hey, Arnold!

( knocking )

I FORGOT SOMETHING.

GIVE ME ONE MINUTE.

( still ringing ) Hey, Arnold!

OW, MY HEAD.

I'M GETTING ONE OF THOSE HORRIBLE HEADACHES.

ARE YOU OKAY, SID?

SURE, SURE, I'LL BE FINE.

GOOD NIGHT, TAKE THE ROOF.

Lorenzo: THE ROOF?

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

THIS IS A PRETTY WEIRD PLACE.

( dog barking )

( cat yowls )

SID, IS WHAT I THINK IS GOING ON HERE

REALLY GOING ON HERE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THIS YOURS?

IT'S A JOKE, GET IT?

IT'S, UH, PART OF OUR PROJECT.

DOES LORENZO REALLY THINK THIS IS YOUR ROOM?

DOES LORENZO REALLY...

THAT'S CRAZY...

ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM?

WHY'D YOU DO IT?

I WANTED TO IMPRESS HIM.

THIS HOUSE IS SO COOL.

BUT, SID, SOONER OR LATER

HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT YOU'RE LYING.

JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

NO. IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.

LOOK. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT IN MY OWN WAY, OKAY?

( crickets chirping )

UM, LORENZO, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT, SID?

I'M ALMOST FINISHED HERE.

LORENZO, MY ROOM IS...

MY ROOM IS...

WAIT, YOUR ROOM--

THE CD-ROM IS IN YOUR ROOM

WE NEED TO GET IT SO WE CAN FINISH OUR REPORT.

COME ON, I'LL GET PETER TO DRIVE US.

LORENZO!

OH, IT'S THE "I PROMISE, I SWEAR NEVER AGAIN" KID.

WELL, GO ON UP.

ARNOLD'S IN HIS ROOM.

( laughing ): OH, GRANDPA.

KID THINKS I'M HIS GRANDPA.

WHY ARE YOU KNOCKING?

IT'S YOUR ROOM.

HI. YOU GUYS ARE HERE ALREADY?

DO YOU GUYS SHARE THIS ROOM?

SOMETIMES.

TWICE.

I'M CONFUSED.

I COULD HAVE SWORE

ON A STACK OF PHONE BOOKS

THIS WAS ARNOLD'S ROOM.

BOYS, I BROUGHT YOU

SOME PRUNE JUICE AND HERRING SANDWICHES.

( chortles ): JUST KIDDING.

IT'S MILK AND COOKIES.

THANKS, GRANDPA.

STOP CALLING ME GRANDPA, I'M NOT YOUR GRANDPA

AND THIS IS NOT YOUR ROOM.

IT'S ANOTHER GAME WE PLAY.

SEE, WE PRETEND THAT, THAT THIS IS...

THAT, WE PRETEND THAT...

WHAT ARE YOU PRETENDING, SID?

THIS IS ARNOLD'S ROOM, ISN'T IT?

I...

I...

I...

I JUST WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME!

I WANTED YOU TO BE MY FRIEND.

AND I THOUGHT IF YOU SAW MY REAL ROOM

YOU'D THINK I WAS PLAIN AND BORING.

AND THEN YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND.

SID, FRIENDSHIP IS NOT ABOUT

WHAT KIND OF ROOM YOU HAVE.

I DIDN'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAD A COOL ROOM.

I LIKED YOU BECAUSE OF YOU.

YOU'D STILL WANT TO BE MY FRIEND

EVEN IF I HAD A BORING, PLAIN ROOM?

I DON'T KNOW

I MEAN, YOU LIED TO ME.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

OKAY, I'LL NEVER LIE AGAIN.

I PROMISE.

( laughing )

YEAH, RIGHT, SID.

WELL, QUIT STANDING AROUND IN THE DOORWAY

AND SIT DOWN ALREADY.

I CAME HERE TO PLAY SOME GIN RUMMY, AND I WANT TO PLAY IT.

COME ON, PLAY CARDS WITH US.

OKEYDOKEY, GENTLEMEN.

THE NAME OF THE GAME IS RUMMY.

Harold: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO PLAY OLD MAID!

COME ON.

ISN'T THAT BIG PATTY

OVER THERE TALKING TO ARNOLD?

( gasps )

SHE SURE IS BIG.

Phoebe: I FEEL A LITTLE SORRY FOR HER.

IT MUST BE DIFFICULT TO BE SO LARGE

AND, UH, PLAIN-LOOKING.

I WONDER WHAT SHE'S TALKING TO ARNOLD ABOUT.

I DON'T WANT IT.

GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT.

BUT IT'S THE LAST TAPIOCA PUDDING.

I DON'T WANT IT, IT'S YOURS.

THANKS, PATTY.

SURE.

SHE'S PROBABLY TRYING

TO GET HIS TAPIOCA PUDDING OFF HIS TRAY.

WHY WOULD ARNOLD WANT TO TALK TO HER?

SHE'S NOT EXACTLY A ROCKET SCIENTIST.

AND SHE'S A BULLY.

AND BIG AND UGLY.

HELGA!

I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION.

I MEAN, WHAT IS SHE, 14?

AND SHE'S STILL IN THE SIXTH GRADE.

IF SHE GETS ANY BIGGER

SHE COULD APPLY FOR STATEHOOD.

( giggling )

AND TALK ABOUT UGLY.

PATTY'S SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WAS BORN

THE DOCTOR LOOKED AT HER

AND SLAPPED HER MOTHER.

PATTY'S SO BIG THAT WHEN SHE PLAYS KING OF THE HILL

SHE'S THE HILL.

HELGA, YOU'RE TERRIBLE!

I GOT A MILLION OF THEM.

SHE'S SO DUMB SHE FAILED A BLOOD TEST.

SHE TOOK AN INTELLIGENCE TEST

IT CAME BACK NEGATIVE.

HER TEACHER ASKED HER

"WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?"

KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?

TALLAHASSEE.

UH, HELGA...

TALLAHASSEE.

UH, HELGA...

DON'T INTERRUPT ME.

AND THEN HE SAYS "WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF FLORIDA?"

AND SHE SAYS, "UH, FOUR?"

HE SAYS, "PATTY, ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH ME?"

SHE SAYS, "I'D BE HAVING A LOT MORE FUN

IF YOU'D STOP ASKING ME SUCH HARD QUESTIONS."

I MEAN, SHE IS DUMB!

( gasps )

( yelps )

HI, THERE, PATTY.

WE WERE JUST TALKING

ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE UM, NAMED PATTY--

SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW.

LOOK, YOU LITTLE SKEEZE

I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN MAKING JOKES

ABOUT ME ALL DAY.

ME, MAKING JOKES?

YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.

WHY WOULD I MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOU?

YOU'RE SO BIG AND STRONG

AND WHEN I SAY BIG I MEAN THAT

IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY.

I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING ABOUT ME.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE YOU PAY.

I'LL GO GET MY WALLET.

HOW ABOUT 50 CENTS?

WE CAN MAKE IT A DOLLAR?

NOT THAT KIND OF PAY, JOKE LADY.

TOMORROW, AFTER SCHOOL, 3:15.

RIGHT HERE.

YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO DANCE.

DANCE? OH, WELL, I'M NOT REALLY A GOOD DANCER.

I BELIEVE SHE'S USING A EUPHEMISM

FOR A MORE BRUTAL FORM OF PHYSICAL ACTIVITY.

I KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS, PHOEBE.

3:15, TOMORROW.

I'D MAKE IT TODAY

BUT I'VE GOT AN ORTHODONTIST APPOINTMENT.

AND YOU'D BETTER NOT CHICKEN OUT.

IF YOU RUN, I WILL FIND YOU.

ARE YOU OKAY, HELGA?

SHE'S GOING TO MASSACRE YOU.

REMEMBER WHAT SHE DID TO MARY?

WHO'S MARY?

( girl whimpering )

HI, MARY.

( groaning )

WHY DID I HAVE TO OPEN MY BIG MOUTH? WHY?

I COULD HAVE JUST SHUT UP, BUT NO.

I HAD TO GO ON BLABBING, "FATTY PATTY."

"PATTY'S SO DUMB, PATTY'S SO BIG

AND UGLY AND SLOW AND CLUMSY."

HI, FATTY... I MEAN PATTY.

3:15, TOMORROW.

( people cheering )

DAD?

YEAH, WHAT IS IT?

THAT'S IT, JAB WITH THE LEFT!

I WAS JUST WONDERING

IF YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME ADVICE.

OH, YEAH, YEAH SURE.

OOH, THAT IS GOING TO HURT TOMORROW!

IF I JUST HAPPENED TO GET CHALLENGED TO A FIGHT

BY ANOTHER KID, SAY, AT 3:15 TOMORROW AFTERNOON

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO ABOUT IT?

FIGHT, EH? OOH, CLINCH, CLINCH!

OH, GEE.

HANG ON A SECOND.

WHERE'S THAT BOOK YOUR MOTHER KEEPS TRYING

TO GET ME TO READ?

FIGHTING, FIGHTING...

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.

"FIGHTING NEVER SOLVES ANYTHING.

"IT'S MUCH BETTER TO WORK OUT CONFLICTS

"BY COMMUNICATING YOUR FEELINGS IN A PROACTIVE MANNER.

AND AS ALWAYS, BE A GOOD LISTENER." OKAY?

BUT, DAD...

OOH, HIT HIM WITH THE LEFT!

ANOTHER 50 BUCKS

RIGHT DOWN THE FREAKING TOILET.

AND MY FRIEND IS SUPPOSED TO FIGHT

THIS HUGE GIRL TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL.

YEAH, I SEE, MM-HMM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I, UH...

I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK MY FRIEND SHOULD DO?

WELL, SHE JUST CAN'T WALK AWAY

FROM HER PROBLEMS, HELGA.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S, SHE'S GOT TO STAND UP FOR HERSELF.

SHE NEEDS TO FACE HER FEARS.

AND STAND UP TO THIS BULLY

AND SAY, "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR."

IS THAT WHAT YOU'D DO?

HELGA, I'M A GROWN WOMAN.

THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

THE POINT IS, YOUR FRIEND

JUST SHOULDN'T LET ANYONE PUSH HER AROUND.

DOES THAT HELP, SWEETHEART?

SURE, MOM.

( footsteps thudding )

( bell clanging )

( screaming )

( panting )

( gasps )

( panting )

OH, MAN.

I HEARD YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT PATTY.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HER SO MAD?

I JUST MADE A FEW JOKES

ABOUT HER BEING BIG AND DUMB AND UGLY.

EVEN IF THAT'S TRUE

IT PROBABLY DIDN'T MAKE HER FEEL VERY GOOD

TO HEAR SOMEONE SAY THOSE THINGS.

MY POINT IS, SHE'S STILL A HUMAN BEING.

AND SHE STILL HAS FEELINGS.

WHEN SHE HEARD YOU SAY THOSE THINGS

SHE PROBABLY FELT BAD.

YEAH, I GUESS.

HOW DOES THAT HELP ME?

EXPLAIN TO PATTY

THAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID

AND REALIZED YOU WEREN'T BEING FAIR.

MAYBE ALL SHE NEEDS IS A FRIEND.

WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A FRIEND FOR PATTY?

WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD BE HER FRIEND.

ARE YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?

SHE HATES ME!

SHE WANTS TO BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF ME!

SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU.

IF YOU APOLOGIZE, I BET SHE'LL COME AROUND.

YOU TWO COULD WIND UP FRIENDS.

THAT'S THE STUPIDEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?

THE THING IS I REALIZED

THAT YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING, TOO

AND YOU HAVE... FELINES?

OOH, OOH, FEELINGS!

AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ALL THOSE THINGS

ABOUT YOU BEING BIG AND DUMB AND UGLY.

I GUESS IT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS

TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE.

YEAH, A LOT OF GUTS.

AND I MEAN IT, SINCERELY.

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG OR TOUGH SOMEBODY IS

WHEN YOU SAY NASTY THINGS BEHIND THEIR BACK

IT HURTS.

OH, I KNOW.

BELIEVE ME, I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON.

GOOD.

SO, I GUESS WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.

GOOD.

SO, I GUESS WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.

THAT WHOLE 3:15 THING IS OFF

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAT ME UP.

OH, I STILL HAVE TO BEAT YOU UP.

I CALLED YOU OUT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL.

IF I GO BACK ON MY WORD THEY'D CALL ME A WIMP.

BUT...

NOTHING PERSONAL.

SO, WHAT HAPPENED WITH PATTY?

DID YOU APOLOGIZE?

YEAH, I POURED MY GUTS OUT.

I GROVELED AND BEGGED AND PLEADED FOR MERCY.

SO SHE LET YOU OFF THE HOOK?

SHE'S GOING TO POUND ME INTO MUSH.

WHAT? YOU APOLOGIZED

AND SHE'S STILL GOING TO BEAT YOU UP?

IT'S ALL OVER.

AT 3:15 I'M GOING TO WALK

THOSE FINAL, FATEFUL STEPS TO THE PLAYGROUND, AND THEN...

( sighs )

WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU, BUCKO.

DEAD GIRL WALKING.

PATTY?

I'M EATING.

I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HELGA.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL GOING TO BEAT HER UP

AFTER SHE APOLOGIZED.

I'M EATING.

LOOK, I KNOW HELGA SAID

SOME MEAN THINGS ABOUT YOU.

SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT ME, TOO.

BUT I DON'T THINK SHE MEANT TO HURT YOU.

HELGA JUST DOES THINGS LIKE THAT

BECAUSE SHE'S SORT OF COVERING UP

FOR HER OWN INSECURITIES.

SHE'S NOT THAT BAD DEEP DOWN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D BEAT HER UP

AFTER SHE SAID SORRY.

I KNOW IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.

Stinky: IT'S ALMOST TIME, FELLOWS.

WHO'S GOT THE POPCORN?

Phoebe: MAYBE SHE WON'T SHOW UP.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SHE'LL FORGET.

I MEAN, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF

SHE'S NOT EXACTLY A ROCKET SCIENTIST.

YOU'RE RIGHT, MAYBE SHE FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, SHE'S AS DUMB AS A POST.

( gasps )

LET'S GO.

( chanting ): FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT...

( chanting continues... )

( both gasp )

( crashes )

( thudding )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I GOT TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD.

MAKE IT LOOK GOOD?

AREN'T YOU GOING TO POUND ME?

I'M CUTTING YOU A BREAK.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

I MEAN, THAT'S GREAT.

MY HEARTFELT APOLOGY GOT TO YOU AFTER ALL.

NOT REALLY. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH

IT WAS YOUR FRIEND, ARNOLD, WHO CHANGED MY MIND.

WHAT'S HE GOT TO DO WITH THIS?

HE SAID YOU ACTED MEAN AND NASTY

BUT DEEP DOWN YOU WERE OKAY.

ARNOLD SAID I WAS OKAY?

HE SAID YOU DON'T MEAN TO BE A PAIN.

HE THOUGHT YOU DID IT

BECAUSE OF UNRESOLVED CONFLICTS OR SOMETHING.

HE SAID THAT?

HE'S A PRETTY SMART KID.

YEAH, PRETTY SMART.

WHEN WE GO BACK OUT THERE

YOU'D BETTER MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I MESSED YOU UP GOOD.

I STILL GOT A REPUTATION.

OH, SURE, NO PROBLEM.

YOU'RE OKAY.

YEAH, YOU'RE OKAY, TOO, PATTY.

I GUESS YOU'RE NOT REALLY SO DUMB AFTER ALL.

I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY!

HEY, DON'T MIND MY ASKING, BUT YOU AND ARNOLD

YOU GOT SOME KIND OF THING FOR EACH OTHER?

HUH? NO, WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?

I WAS JUST ASKING.

HE'S KIND OF CUTE.

IF YOU LIKE FOOTBALL HEADS.

SELL IT.

( groaning )

OH, WELL, AT LEAST IT'S OVER.

YEAH, BUT IT'S TOO BAD

WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE IT.

I RECKON BIG PATTY FIGURED IT WAS TOO DANG VIOLENT

FOR US KIDS TO WATCH.

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