Original subtitles

HEY, ARNOLD!

( glass shatters )

( girl shrieks )

Helga: HEY, ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

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AR-NOLD!

MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!

Kids: HEY, ARNOLD!

( lockers closing )

Girl: HEY, RUTH...

COME ON, HURRY UP.

( school bell rings )

Teacher: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, CLASS!

IN HONOR OF VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE VALENTINES FOR SOMEONE WE CARE ABOUT.

SOMEONE WHO'S IMPORTANT OR SPECIAL TO US.

ANY QUESTIONS?

WHAT IF WE DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE

AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED LOVE?

THEN YOU'D BE ME.

"ARNOLD, BE MY VALENTINE.

SINCERELY, HELGA."

HUH. "SINCERELY"?

YEAH, THAT'S ROMANTIC.

"ARNOLD, BE MY VALENTINE OR I'LL POUND YOU."

"DEAR FOOTBALL HEAD..."

( groans )

( moans )

GERALD, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?

"DEAR RUTH...

"I'VE ADMIRED YOU FROM AFAR

"AND NOW I'D LIKE TO ADMIRE YOU UP CLOSE.

PLEASE MEET ME AT THE CHEZ PIERRE FOR SUPPER."

YOU'VE GOT GUTS.

"SIGNED, ANONYMOUS."

I SPOKE TOO SOON.

YOU'VE GOT TO SIGN IT.

HOW IS SHE GOING TO KNOW WHO "ANONYMOUS" IS?

SHE'LL JUST KNOW.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, ARNOLD.

WELL, THERE IT IS.

Gerald: MAN, THAT IS SOME PIECE OF WORK.

Arnold: I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE IT TO RUTH.

RUTH?

HE'S MAKING A VALENTINE FOR RUTH MACDOUGAL?

SHE'S NOTHING BUT A STUCK-UP, SIXTH-GRADEY

TRAINING-BRA-WEARING, BRACEY-FACED, SIXTH-GRADEY

SIXTH-GRADER.

WHILE YOU WORK ON YOUR VALENTINES

I'LL HAND OUT THE LATEST LETTERS FROM YOUR OVERSEAS PEN PALS.

OH, MY, ANOTHER PACKAGE OF GOURMET CHOCOLATES FOR YOU

FROM PAOLO IN ITALY.

( sighs )

I NEVER GET FANCY PRESENTS FROM MY PEN PAL.

DON'T WORRY, HELGA.

SOMETIMES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT

COMES IN THE PLAINEST BOX.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE FOR YOU

FROM YOUR PEN PAL IN BAGHDAKISTAN.

HERE YOU ARE.

"PLEASE SEND MONEY."

ARNOLD, HERE'S ANOTHER LETTER

FROM YOUR FRIEND CECILE IN FRANCE.

( bell rings )

WE'LL GET THE REST OF THESE AFTER RECESS.

NOT ONLY IS THAT FRENCH BRAT CECILE

SENDING ARNOLD FANCY LETTERS

NOW MR. VALENTINE

IS SWOONING OVER THAT SIXTH-GRADER RUTH.

HOW CAN I EXPRESS MY TRUE FEELINGS FOR ARNOLD?

HOW CAN I MAKE HIM SEE ME FOR WHO I REALLY AM?

"DEAR ARNOLD, HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE.

EVERYTHING IS TRESS BEAN IN FRANCE."

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH-- WHO CARES?

NOW, TO IMPLEMENT MY BRILLIANT PLAN.

"P.S. I AM FLYING OUT TO VISIT YOU VALENTINE'S DAY

"FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY.

"THAT'S RIGHT, FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY.

"I WANT TO BECOME MUCH MORE THAN PEN PALS.

I WANT TO SPEAK OF MY DEEP DESIRE FOR YOU, MY DARLING."

( sighs )

NAH, TOO MUCH.

KEEP IT VAGUE.

"I HAVE SOMETHING

"IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.

"COME ALONE, DON'T MAKE OTHER PLANS.

MEET ME AT..."

SOME FRENCH RESTAURANT--

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT PLACE?

CHEZZ PARIS.

THAT'S IT, CHEZZ PARIS, PERFECT.

OH, NO! CECILE IS FLYING INTO TOWN AND WANTS TO SEE ME

TONIGHT.

LET ME LOOK AT THAT.

"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.

PLEASE COME ALONE."

WHOA.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

RIGHT, LIKE YOU REALLY NEED MY HELP.

MOST GUYS WAIT TILL SEVENTH GRADE

FOR THIS KIND OF GIRL TROUBLE.

I'M SERIOUS.

CECILE IS FLYING ALL THE WAY FROM FRANCE.

I GOT TO SHOW UP.

I'VE MADE A DATE WITH RUTH.

I'VE GOT TO SHOW UP FOR THAT, TOO.

MM-MM-MM, YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, ALL RIGHT.

AND HERE'S THE WEIRD THING:

THE RESTAURANTS ARE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.

I INVITED RUTH TO MEET ME AT THE CHEZ PIERRE.

CECILE INVITED ME HERE, CHEZ PARIS.

I GOT IT. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

YOU SET UP TABLES AT BOTH RESTAURANTS

AND IF RUTH DOESN'T SHOW UP--

AND BELIEVE ME, SHE WON'T--

YOU'RE COOL.

IF SHE DOES, YOU CAN MAKE AN EXCUSE

AND GO BACK ACROSS THE STREET.

WHAT, LIKE I'M GOING TO RUN BACK AND FORTH?

SURE, WHY NOT?

HMM. THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

OF COURSE IT WILL WORK.

IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, ARNOLD, IT'S WOMEN.

HEY, CARLA, WHAT'S GOING ON?

STUFF IT, SQUIRT.

RIGHT. SURE THING, BABE.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

( tape plays French music )

I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING

THAT MAKES ME LOOK FRENCH.

"HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS. I'M THE LUNCH LADY." HUMPH.

Tape: Welcome to "So You Want to Speak French."

I am your teacher, Monsieur Tavernier.

YUCK.

Repeat after me.

Driver, to the Eiffel Tower, please.

Chauffeur, a la Tour Eiffel, s'il vous plait.

SHA-FOOR, ALLAH TORE AWFUL, SILVER PLATE.

Ah, oui, tres bien, ooh-lala.

AH OOEY, TRA-BEEN, OOO-LA-LAA.

THIS WILL BE A CINCH.

I'LL BE SPEAKING FRENCH IN NO TIME.

You are doing very well.

You will be speaking French in no time.

HMM, A FEW ALTERATIONS AND THIS JUST MIGHT WORK.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY TO HER?

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY.

YOU GOT TO HAVE A SPEECH PREPARED.

YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN THERE AND BABBLE.

SHE'S AN OLDER WOMAN.

SHE'LL THINK YOU'RE A GOOFBALL.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD SAY?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?

SHE'S TALL AND DELICATE

AND SHE HAS THIS REALLY SHINY AUBURN HAIR

THAT CASCADES OVER HER EARS ONTO HER MILKY SHOULDERS

AND BROWN EYES THAT SPARKLE...

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME PUKE?

HUH? OH, SORRY, GERALD.

IT'S JUST WHEN I THINK ABOUT HER

I START HEARING THIS MUSIC

AND I GET ALL GOOFY.

WILL YOU GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, LOVER BOY?

LOOK, ALL THAT STUFF IS JUST WHAT YOU SEE.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?

WELL, I KNOW...

UH...

I KNOW SHE'S...

UM, WELL, FOR ONE THING, SHE...

HMM.

I GUESS I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER.

I JUST WANT TO TELL HER I LIKE HER.

( sighs )

THIS IS GOING TO BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

( brakes squeaking )

WOW, "JOLLY CHEEN SALON"--

JUST WHAT I NEED, A FRENCH HAIR SALON.

BONJOUR, MADEMOISELLE, MAY I ASSIST YOU?

I WANT THE WORKS

AND I WANT TO LOOK REAL FRENCH.

I WANT EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE ALL WEARING IN PARIS.

BUT, UH, YOU MEAN FOR YOU?

OF COURSE FOR ME. WHO ELSE?

MADEMOISELLE, THIS IS NOT...

LOOK, LOUIE, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.

JUST GIVE ME ONE OF THEM FROO-FROO, LA-DEE-DA HAIRDOS

LIKE THE REST OF YOUR CUSTOMERS.

OUI, MADEMOISELLE, IF YOU INSIST.

( dogs yelping )

Arnold: OKAY, HOW'S THIS?

RUTH, I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ME...

AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU.

RIGHT, BUT FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS

I'VE WATCHED YOU FROM AFAR.

YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY.

ONCE I SAW YOU GIVE YOUR SEAT ON THE BUS

TO AN OLD LADY.

AND, IT PROBABLY SOUNDS DUMB

BUT WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT YOU, I HEAR THIS BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS

I REALLY LIKE YOU AND I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW IT.

SO, DO YOU THINK THAT WAS ALL RIGHT

OR IS IT TOO STUPID?

OH, IT'S FINE.

( sniffles ) DON'T CHANGE A THING.

GERALD, ARE YOU CRYING?

NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.

( sniffles )

I JUST GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.

THAT'S ALL.

WHAT?

WHAT'S IN YOUR EYE?

IT'S NOTHING, OKAY?

JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY?

( cash register rings )

Helga: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE WEARING IN PARIS?

Stylist: OUI, MADEMOISELLE, EXACTEMENT.

Helga: ( sighs ) OKAY.

MAN, ARNOLD, YOU ARE LOOKING SHARP.

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU, GERALD.

WELL, WISH ME LUCK.

YOU WON'T NEED LUCK, MAN.

JUST REMEMBER EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU.

NOW, DON'T FORGET, ARNOLD

IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE, I'LL BE CLOSE BY TO HELP.

WELL, I GUESS SOONER OR LATER

THEY ALL GOT TO LEAVE THE NEST.

Helga: AH-HA!

MY PLAN COMES TOGETHER.

NOT ONLY WILL I BE SNATCHING MY BELOVED ARNOLD

FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THAT DOPEY

AIR-BRAINED, SIXTH-GRADE YO-YO, RUTH

BUT I WILL FINALLY GET TO EXPRESS MY TRUE FEELINGS

FOR THAT FOOTBALL-HEADED WONDERBOY

FOR WHOM SO LONG I HAVE PINED

AND THERE IS NO RISK.

ARNOLD WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S ME.

ALL HE'LL SEE IS CECILE.

BOY, WHAT A GREAT PLAN.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW.

OH, PAPA, I AM SO HAPPY.

AFTER SO LONG WRITING LETTERS BACK AND FORTH

TONIGHT I WILL FINALLY MEET MY WONDERFUL AMERICAN PEN PAL

ARNOLD.

OUI, CECILE, I AM HAPPY FOR YOU, TOO.

THINK OF THE LOOK ON ARNOLD'S FACE

WHEN YOU SURPRISE HIM WITH YOUR VISIT.

Flight attendant: MESDAMES ET MESSIEURS

PLEASE NOTE THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED ON

THE "FASTEN SEATBELT" SIGN AS WE PREPARE FOR LANDING.

Helga: BONE-SEWER, ARNOLD.

( giggles )

UH, CECILE?

( shrieks )

IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

GEE, YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE YOUR PICTURE.

I DON'T?

OH, I MEAN... COMME CI, COMME CA.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

( giggles )

YOUR ACCENT, IT'S SO... AMERICAN.

OH, MERCY.

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.

I ALMOST FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALREADY.

IMPOSSIBLE! WE'VE NEVER MET.

NEVER SEEN EACH OTHER BEFORE.

I MEANT FROM YOUR LETTERS.

OH, RIGHT. MY LETTERS.

( giggles )

SO... TELL ME MORE

ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN FRANCE.

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

OH, UM, PARIS, IT'S QUITE A CITY, YOU KNOW.

BIG AND BUSY AND FULL OF FRENCH PEOPLE.

I THOUGHT YOU LIVED ON A FARM IN THE LOIRE VALLEY.

UH, FARM?

OH, OUI, OUI, MY FARM.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL?

IT'S PRETTY GOOD, I GUESS.

BONSOIR, I AM JACQUES.

ARE MONSIEUR AND MADEMOISELLE READY TO ORDER?

JUST A HAMBURGER, PLEASE.

( people gasping )

Jacques: HAMBURGER?

( snickering )

MONSIEUR, CHEZ PARIS

DOES NOT SERVE "LE HAMBURGER."

OH.

WE HAVE THE STEAK TARTARE

DELICATELY SEASONED CUTS OF MARINATED RAW STEAK.

OKAY, GREAT, I'LL HAVE THAT.

VERY WELL, MONSIEUR.

WELL DONE, WITH CH...

BON, YOU ARE FINISHED ORDERING.

AND FOR MADEMOISELLE?

OKAY, I'LL HAVE...

( reading French badly )

EXCELLENT.

MADEMOISELLE HAS REFINED TASTE.

WHAT DID YOU ORDER?

OH, I FORGET HOW YOU SAY IT IN ENGLISH.

WE HAVE IT ALL THE TIME BACK HOME IN FRANCE.

SOUNDS GREAT.

SO, ARNOLD

WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...

HOW VERY DIFFERENT

YOU SEEM FROM ALL YOUR PHOTOS...

( chattering on )

SO DISTINCTIVELY SHAPED, N'EST-CE PAS?

UH, EXCUSE ME.

I HAVE TO GO TO THE...

AH, OUI, OUI.

EXACTLY.

WELL, CALL ME LUCY.

SHE SHOWED UP.

GO TO IT, LOVER BOY.

YOU'RE HERE.

YOU MADE IT.

UH, YEAH.

DO YOU HAVE A MISTER...

ANONYMOUS, PARTY OF TWO?

YEAH, THE TABLE'S ALL READY.

HERE, SIT DOWN.

ARNOLD, I HAVE TO TELL YOU...

I LOVE... I LIKE

I MEAN...

I'M IN LIKE...

I'M DEEPLY IN LIKE...

WOULD YOU LIKE

A GLASS OF WATER?

I'LL HAVE A SODA.

OH, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.

GOOD CHOICE.

I LOVE...

I'M DEEPLY IN LIKE...

OH, I'M NEVER GOING TO SAY IT.

PSST, HEY, OVER HERE!

UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

EAT SOME BREAD STICKS. RELAX.

I-I'LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

YEAH, DON'T FORGET THE STRAW, OKAY?

BON-JERR.

HOW'S YOU DOING?

CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

I JUST ORDERED FROM THAT OTHER BUSBOY.

THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM WAS, WHEW!

SO, ARNOLD... IS THERE

ANYONE YOU ESPECIALLY

LIKE IN YOUR CLASS?

PERHAPS A SMART, FUNNY, BEAUTIFUL GIRL?

A GIRL?

THERE'S THIS ONE GIRL

NAMED HELGA.

( gasps )

WHAT ABOUT HER

DO YOU NOTICE ESPECIALLY?

WELL, SHE KIND OF...

I DON'T KNOW, SHE BUGS ME SOMETIMES.

OH? UH-HUH.

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT "BUGS" MEANS?

NOT THE CRAWLY KIND, BUT...

I KNOW WHAT "BUGS" MEANS!

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS, PERHAPS

THERE'S A REASON WHY THIS ONE CERTAIN GIRL BUGS YOU.

PERHAPS DEEP, DEEP DOWN YOU... REALLY LIKE HER?

NO, DEEP, DEEP DOWN, I'D HAVE TO SAY

SHE REALLY BUGS ME.

LOOK, ARNOLD, THERE'S S-SOMETHING

I NEED TO TELL YOU.

I... I...

( sniffing )

MMM, MMM.

NOT MANY OF OUR YOUNGER

CUSTOMERS APPRECIATE

THE CALF BRAINS

AND EGGS.

( gags )

CALF BRAINS AND EGGS!

( dishes crashing )

COVER ME, GERALD.

I'M WATCHING YOUR BACKSIDE, ROMEO.

SORRY I WAS GONE SO LONG.

I GOT A SODA FROM THE OTHER BUSBOY.

BUSBOY?

OH, OH! YOU THOUGHT...

OH, NO, NO, I'M NOT THE BUSBOY.

I'M, UH...

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING ABOUT THAT VALENTINE

ABOUT WHO "ANONYMOUS" IS.

EVERYONE KNOWS WHO ANONYMOUS IS.

THEY DO?

YEAH.

HE'S LIKE A FAMOUS POET.

EVERY TIME WE READ A POEM AT SCHOOL

IT'S BY THAT GUY, ANONYMOUS.

( vomiting )

( panting )

( vomiting )

UH, RUTH, WHY DON'T WE JUST TALK A LITTLE

GET ACQUAINTED.

OKAY, BUT WHEN THIS ANONYMOUS GUY SHOWS UP

YOU'LL HAVE TO GO.

( water splashing )

SO IN THIRD GRADE I STARTED

WEARING MY HAIR IN TWO BARRETTES INSTEAD OF ONE, OKAY?

BUT JENNY STILETTO STARTED WEARING

THE SAME HAIRDO, LIKE SHE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

OH, THAT'S AMAZING.

( Ruth continues )

MAN, HE'S CUTTING IT CLOSE.

Gerald: UH-OH.

HEY!

ARNOLD! CASANOVA!

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR?

EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.

ARNOLD, HEADS UP!

( door opens )

( banging )

( groaning )

HERE.

I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT.

UM, NO.

IS SOMETHING WRONG, ARNOLD?

NO, NOTHING, IT'S JUST...

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED

THAT SOMETIMES WHEN YOU THINK YOU LIKE A PERSON FROM FAR AWAY

YOU FIND OUT THEY'RE NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT

WHEN YOU GET UP CLOSE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, THERE'S THIS GIRL I THOUGHT I LIKED

BUT THEN WHEN I GOT TO KNOW HER

WE HAD NOTHING IN COMMON.

WELL, MAYBE SHE'S NOT THE GIRL FOR YOU.

MAYBE THE GIRL FOR YOU

IS SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T EXPECT.

AFTER ALL, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT CAN COME

IN THE PLAINEST BOX.

YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

HEY, HOW'S YOU DOING?

I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CAME TO VISIT ME.

I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.

YOU ARE?

ME, TOO.

ARNOLD, THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO... I NEED TO SAY.

ARNOLD, I HAVE TO TELL YOU I REALLY LIKE YOU.

AND I HAVE TO KNOW...

DO YOU LIKE ME, TOO?

UM... WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME ONE LAST TIME?

THERE'S SOMETHING I KIND OF HAVE TO... TAKE CARE OF.

SO, DO YOU LIKE GUM?

YEAH.

ME, TOO. I LOVE GUM.

DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR?

YEAH, I LIKE YOUR HAIR.

ME, TOO.

HEY, WE BOTH TOOK THE SAME BREAD STICK.

I LOVE BREAD STICKS.

ME, TOO.

WANT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM?

YEAH, SURE.

HEY, PHILLIPE.

OH, HI, ALFRED.

WE WERE JUST LEAVING.

YOU CAN CLEAR THE PLATES NOW.

Helga: ARNOLD!

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?

CECILE, LET ME EXPLAIN.

I CAME HERE TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU.

BUT I ALREADY HAD THIS OTHER THING SET UP...

IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND

IT'S SOMEONE NOT BEING COMPLETELY HONEST

ABOUT WHO THEY ARE.

EXCUSEZ MOI.

I AM LOOKING FOR ARNOLD?

WHO ARE YOU?

I AM CECILE.

SURPRISE.

YOUR GRANDPAPA TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE.

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE ME FROM MY PHOTO?

YOU'RE CECILE?

BUT... YOU CAN'T BE CECILE.

BECAUSE SHE'S CECILE.

UM, WELL, I, UM....

ARNOLD, WHAT IS GOING ON?

HI, UH...

HOW YOU DOING?

I'M ARNOLD.

YOU ARE ARNOLD?

YEAH, I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER.

BUT FOR NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY

YOU AND I GET SOMETHING TO EAT?

I KNOW THIS GREAT HAMBURGER JOINT DOWN THE STREET.

OH, HAMBURGER.

THE AMERICAN STEAK TARTARE.

ALLONS-Y, ARNOLD.

UH, WHAT A CRAZY NIGHT, HUH?

UH, YEAH.

THERE'S ONE THING I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHO ARE YOU?

I, UM...

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

WHY NOT?

I JUST CAN'T, THAT'S ALL, OKAY?

WELL, OKAY.

I GUESS.

WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?

OH, PROBABLY.

I WANT TO TELL YOU THIS HAS BEEN

THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY I'VE EVER HAD.

ME, TOO.

BUT NOW, I HAVE TO GO.

WELL, WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE CHEZ PARIS.

( sighs )

AU REVOIR, ARNOLD.

HE LIKES ME.

HE REALLY LIKES ME.

OH!

WAIT A MINUTE.

HE DOESN'T LIKE ME.

HE LIKES CECILE.

WELL, NOT CECILE CECILE, ME CECILE.

SO HE DOES LIKE ME.

OH, CRIMINEY, I'M A BASKET CASE.

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