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Beer for Alex, Penny,
and my boo,
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and one "surprise me"...
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...for Dave.
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What is it?
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Hmm. Let's see.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I'm getting hints of lingonberry,
some bruised fig and...
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It's flat ginger ale.
Flat ginger ale.
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Oh! What a palate.
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Thank you for the drinks, Jane.
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Oh, God, it's nothing.
I am rolling in it.
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Sold four cars today.
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Wow! I'm gonna go pay the tab.
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All right, man.
Come here.
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Mmm.
Mmm.
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My baby could sell snow
to an Eskimo.
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And by "snow," I mean cocaine.
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Eskimos traditionally don't have
a lot of disposable income,
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so it's a pretty impressive
sales feat
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if you really think about it.
You know what I mean?
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What I'm saying is
I'm proud of my baby.
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I love how cool you are with
Jane being the breadwinner
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and you staying home.
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It is like postgender city,
population progress.
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Yeah, you're like, "I'm Brad,
and I'm basically a woman.
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"I got an inverted wiener and my
boobs squirt milk. Postgender."
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Okay, let's not get
carried away, okay?
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I'm still all man up in here.
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Hey, honey, do you have a pen?
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Uno momento, my dear.
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Oh! Mmm.
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That's great.
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Tissue.
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Iron Girl.
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Can never find anything in here.
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Why do you have socks?
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In case we go dancing.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Ah-ha!
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Hey, jerks, shut up!
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Hey, shut up, you jerks!
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Focus on me, idiots!
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Why can't I meet a nice guy?
I'm nice.
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Not nice.
Totally off-putting.
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You just stole my beer.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you bought
it for me and set it over there.
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Guys, I'm in a
real man drought right now.
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Well, how do you normally
meet guys?
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I don't mean to sound cocky,
but they always come to me.
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Thanks.
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Oh, are you gay?
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Max, maybe you just need
to get out more.
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Right. Out there.
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Yes.
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So what you're saying is,
become a delivery man myself,
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meet them at their homes,
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get to paid to have sex
and eat free food.
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Jane, you beautiful
broomstick, I love it,
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but here is the rub with that.
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That basically makes me
a prostitute,
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which means I'm gonna
fall in love with the game,
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and there's no way
my pizzeria manager/pimp
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is gonna let me out of the game.
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I mean, I'm his top earner.
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Jane, ya dumb lamppost,
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your plan is garbage!
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There were people here before.
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Well, boo, I am
off to the therapist.
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I think we are finally gonna get to
the bottom of her control issues.
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Oh, you know what? Could you
call the guy about the dimmer?
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Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
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Bye, guys.
Okay.
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Bye.
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Did you hear that?
"Call the guy"?
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Real men don't call the guy.
Real men am the guy.
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That is not English.
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That's okay.
The guy you call
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probably won't speak English either.
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Oof. Sorry.
I just visited my nana.
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No, seriously, Jane doesn't
think I'm man enough
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to do stuff like this.
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Dude, show her that you are.
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Install the dimmer. I'll help.
I'm pretty handy.
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I actually Bob Vila'd the squeak
out of a cabinet last week.
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You used butter, and then you
tried to make croissants
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and didn't have enough butter
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and then screamed
into a brown bag.
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I know what I screamed into.
Okay.
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God, you women would
not know a real man
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unless he came up and
slapped you in the face.
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I meant that in... in a
figure of speech kind of way,
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not a domestic violence
kind of way.
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Bro, do you want to man it up
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and install this dim-dog
ourselves?
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Is Val Kilmer my spirit animal?
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I don't know.
You betcha.
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So yeah, I wanna man it up.
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Yeah! Uhh!
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Oh, God! Yeah, pump it.
Pump it.
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Pump it.
I'm veining out, bro.
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What's happening?
I am veining out.
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Good luck on your date.
Your dress is amazing.
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Thank you.
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And you're gonna love
that restaurant.
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Actually, let me write down
the dish you must get.
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Here.
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Ribs.
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Trust me.
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See you later.
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Bye!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I'm gonna die!
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Me, too!
I mean, we all are,
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but why are we talking
about that now? It's sad.
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Duh! That's Winnie McCray.
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Duh! She's only, like, the
biggest pop star on the planet.
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Duh was the name
of her last album?
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Honestly, I haven't been
too interested in music
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since Smash Mouth left the game.
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Well, Winnie sings these,
like, cheesy teen love songs,
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like Ordinary Love,
with lyrics like,
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"Nobody knows what I'm like,
but they want to be like me."
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I mean, I think that's
how it goes. I don't know.
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"Think I'm on top of the
world, but it's on top of me."
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It's so stupid!
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♪ I'm just like everyone else
and I'm looking for...
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Mucho barfo.
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♪ Ordinary
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♪ Extraordinary love
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♪ Hee, hoo ♪
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Smash Mouth she ain't.
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You do realize that
selling Winnie a dress
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could help out
your store big-time?
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Of course I realize that.
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But first, you tell me how you
think that's gonna happen,
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and then I'll probably
say the same thing.
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Well, it's PR. 101.
Right.
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We tell the paparazzi where
Winnie's going on her date,
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then they photograph her
in the dress, and boom!
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Xela dresses are
the hottest fashion item
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since Bicycle Joe Steroid's
little yellow cheater bracelets.
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Think about it.
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So awesome.
Still thinking.
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Well, we don't have all day.
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Hang on.
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You got it.
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No, I was just thinking
about Smash Mouth.
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Well...
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It's official.
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I am retiring from gay.
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That's right.
I'm straight now.
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From this moment forward,
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it's gonna be a steady diet
of boobs and dudes.
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Damn it.
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I am no longer
interested in men.
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I am only interested in men.
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Come on. What?
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From this moment forward, it will
be a steady diet of chicks with...
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Damn it.
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I love guys.
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Mmm.
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My favorite thing to touch is...
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The penis.
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Okay, what happened?
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I went to a gay bar last night,
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and nobody spoke to me.
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Not even a whiff.
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Let me guess the name of the bar.
This is so fun.
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Manhole. Backdoor.
Club Tush. Dreamballs.
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Club Tush again.
Is it Club Tush?
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It was Greg's, Jane.
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The gay bar was called Greg's.
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Oh, yeah, no, that's...
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That's a...
That's clever.
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Max, hello!
What?
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I just haven't
said hello yet. Hi.
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Oh, hey, buddy.
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And also hello, it was
twink night at Greg's.
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Nobody's gonna hit on you.
You're not a twink.
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I am too a twink.
What's a twink?
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A guy who eats
a lot of Twinkies.
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A thin, sweet,
smooth pretty boy.
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Oh. It's one of our
many gay categories.
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We have our bears,
our queens, our daddies,
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our sugar caddies, our
maple-smoked sausage patties,
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our Belgian waffles, and
of course, our 6-tops.
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Fun fact. Those last four
are just things that are
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in this room, but you
believed me because...
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you are stupid!
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Wow. And what, pray
tell, are you?
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I'm a soft, soft, soft,
soft, soft butch.
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Well, if I'm not a twink,
what am I?
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Oh, Max, I can't tell you that.
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Every gay must
find himself himself.
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Okay.
I know what you're doing.
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You're gay Yoda-ing me.
Wait. Is that redundant?
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I have an idea.
Let's all go out tonight
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and find Max's gay identity.
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The gays love me.
I'm a total hag.
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You don't think
the gays love me?
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How did you know?
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I could feel the wind.
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The wind of your head shake.
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You have nothing in your teeth.
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We are so geared
up for this man task.
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Beef jerky, cheap beer,
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old-school top-loading boom box.
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Hey. We good
on drop cloths?
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I got 70, but we could
always get more.
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Hey, you know what's manly?
Little handprint on the thigh.
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Like you had to wipe off but
were too busy to get a towel.
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Let's do this.
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Let's do this. Ha-ha!
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- Uh!
- Uh!
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Careful.
Careful. Easy.
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Ah. Whoa!
Whoa. Whoa.
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Hey!
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Hot stuff coming through!
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I approve this message.
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Yeah! Ha-ha!
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Tweet-twoo!
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Oh, tweet-twoo to you, too.
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Oh. I didn't realize
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you guys are going to install
the dimmer yourselves.
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Mmm-hmm.
That's great.
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Hey, did you detect any sarcasm
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when she said, "That's great"?
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Duh! She pretty much
laughed in our faces
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and dared us to
install this dimmer.
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Well, let's freaking show her.
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Hand me the hammer.
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Oh!
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You know what?
Forgot to get the tools,
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and the hardware store's closed.
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Fresh eyes tomorrow.
Fresh eyes.
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I kinda feel bad about spilling
the beans on Winnie's date.
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If she didn't want people to know she
was here, why would she tell you?
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I just have one of
those faces that says,
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"Where are you eating?" 'Cause
my mouth is on my face,
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and that's what
my mouth is saying.
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Al, she's a celeb.
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They're not like real people.
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She wanted you to leak it
so the press would show up.
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It's a dunce.
Okay, she likes this.
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I bet if she were
to show up right now,
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- she would be happy and thank us.
- She's coming out!
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Winnie. Winnie. Over here.
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Over here. MAN 4:
Winnie, who's your boyfriend?
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What are you doing in Chicago?
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Who are
you wearing, Winnie? Oh!
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I'm sorry. This is...
This is really crazy. I...
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I gotta go.
I'm sorry.
252
00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:43,605
Kyle?
253
00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:49,778
What is wrong with you people?
254
00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:52,156
Looks like you got a great
story for your tabloids!
255
00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:55,367
"Winnie gets dumped."
256
00:08:55,659 --> 00:08:57,161
I have another headline
for you...
257
00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,998
"Winnie smashes
the camera!"
258
00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,879
Aah!
259
00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:09,840
Over here!
260
00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:13,719
Oh. And I'm wearing a dress
by Xela, you!
261
00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:15,846
And that's my car.
262
00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:16,597
Aah!
263
00:09:22,102 --> 00:09:24,980
Ugh! You promised we were
gonna get good publicity.
264
00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:28,400
Now I'm in the middle of a
celebrity meltdown that I started.
265
00:09:28,692 --> 00:09:30,944
I'm just trying to run an
honest Christian establishment.
266
00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:32,821
Relax.
This is my specialty.
267
00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:34,740
I can spin this,
268
00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,742
which is why everyone at work
calls me the old spinster.
269
00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,328
Watch me work.
270
00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:40,954
All right, everybody, listen up.
271
00:09:41,246 --> 00:09:42,748
Penny Hartz, PR Maven.
272
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,292
Yes, Winnie McCray
had a meltdown.
273
00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,961
Yes, it was right after
she bought a Xela dress.
274
00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:50,798
But are those two things
necessarily related?
275
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,549
Aw, shyeah!
276
00:09:52,841 --> 00:09:54,551
Winnie's not the story, folks.
277
00:09:54,843 --> 00:09:57,304
Xela's the story.
278
00:09:57,596 --> 00:10:01,558
What is it about a Xela dress
that makes good girls go bad?
279
00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:02,559
Hmm?
280
00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,145
Hmm?
281
00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:07,106
Mmm?
What are you doing?
282
00:10:07,397 --> 00:10:09,566
I'm doing coy poses. Go with it.
Is my eyebrow arched?
283
00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:11,860
No. Little help? Little help?
284
00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:12,736
Hmm?
285
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,657
Okay, I have mapped out
286
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,368
every gay subculture
gathering in the city,
287
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,121
and we are going to hit them
all until we figure out which
288
00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:24,748
of these incredibly specific
categories you belong to.
289
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,251
Are you ready to continue your
quest, young grasshopper?
290
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,837
Just to clarify, "young grasshopper"
isn't your gay category,
291
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:30,879
because you don't have the
legs, and you old, bitch.
292
00:10:33,048 --> 00:10:33,924
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
293
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:35,884
Ostrich Night.
294
00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:38,971
♪ All my life
295
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,764
♪ I've been chasing
that dream
296
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,768
♪ Losing time
297
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:49,064
♪ Finding out about Winnie
298
00:10:49,356 --> 00:10:50,357
Ginger Snaps.
299
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:51,984
♪ Oh, oh, oh
300
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:53,443
♪ It's like a movie scene
301
00:10:53,735 --> 00:10:55,362
♪ Technicolor, slo-mo
302
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,156
♪ Burstin' into smithereens
303
00:10:57,447 --> 00:10:58,782
♪ Oh, oh, oh
304
00:10:59,074 --> 00:10:59,658
Chameleon Night.
305
00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:03,370
Sweet. This place
is empty, Jane.
306
00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:06,331
It's actually at full capacity.
307
00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:08,500
♪ They wanna be like me
308
00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:12,337
♪ Think I'm on top of the
world, but it's on top of me
309
00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:15,007
♪ I'm just like everyone else
and I'm looking for
310
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,758
♪ An ordinary
311
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,802
♪ Extraordinary love
312
00:11:19,094 --> 00:11:20,429
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
313
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,973
Okay, we have had some setbacks,
314
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,975
but I just think you need
to meet some guys
315
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,185
that have the same
interests as you.
316
00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:28,228
So tonight features...
317
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,229
Beers and Bulls.
318
00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:32,232
I like drinking beer.
Uh, yeah.
319
00:11:32,524 --> 00:11:33,192
I love watching the Bulls.
320
00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:34,318
Uh, yeah.
321
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,485
I like these guys.
322
00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:38,614
Hey, man.
Where's the Bulls game?
323
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,240
We're the bulls...
324
00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:41,533
Oh, no! Lesbians!
325
00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:42,659
And this is strictly
an Orlando magic bar.
326
00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:45,787
Why?
327
00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:48,498
It's not a choice, buddy.
I was born in Orlando.
328
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,753
Ugh.
329
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,171
The only Orlando I like
330
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,797
starts with Tony
or ends with Bloom.
331
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:58,717
Aw, you're sad.
Oh.
332
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,302
Oh, rock bottom.
333
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,887
That's your emotional state,
334
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,055
but it's also the name of
the next bar we're going to.
335
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,097
Let's go.
336
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,061
Mmm...
337
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:12,022
Oh! Hey, I think I finally found
a stud with the stud finder.
338
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,273
Right here.
339
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,692
Oh, I think there might
be one more...
340
00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:17,194
Right here!
341
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,196
God! How are we
the first people
342
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:20,530
to think of making
stud finder jokes?
343
00:12:20,822 --> 00:12:21,573
I don't know, but we are!
344
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:23,867
Oh!
345
00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:24,493
Ah. Should we finish this thing?
346
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:27,246
Yes. Together.
347
00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:29,164
Righty tighty.
Righty tighty.
348
00:12:29,456 --> 00:12:30,499
Not too fast.
Okay.
349
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,000
Righty tighty.
Righty tighty.
350
00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:34,002
Righty tighty.
Righty tighty.
351
00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:35,254
Righty tighty.
Righty tighty.
352
00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:39,007
Nice job, my man.
353
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,220
Ah-ha!
354
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,347
It's cool. It's cool.
355
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,306
This kind of thing happens.
Just clearing my man throat.
356
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:47,766
Ahem.
Ahem.
357
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,142
Should I try it again?
Yeah.
358
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:50,060
Yeah. Just...
359
00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:57,067
Yes.
Thanks.
360
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,779
Sweet rebranding!
361
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,615
We are working
this Winnie meltdown hard.
362
00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:06,827
And usually rebranding doesn't work.
Look at KFC.
363
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,163
Sorry, guys, but you are always gonna
be Kitchen Fresh Chicken to me.
364
00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,749
I gotta hand it to you, Penny.
You were right.
365
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,210
Well, that's the reason everyone
at work calls me undateable,
366
00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:17,254
'cause you can't put a date on the last
time I was wrong about a PR-related issue.
367
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:19,965
Yeah, you really knocked it
out of the park this time.
368
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:21,967
Thank you!
369
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,052
It's nice to get some
unsolicited recognish from a...
370
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,638
disgraced pop star.
371
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,600
Hi.
Hi.
372
00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:37,065
All right, bye.
Bye. Bye, bye, bye. Bye.
373
00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:38,442
Bye, everybody. Gotta go. Have a
good night. Thanks for coming. Bye.
374
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:42,946
So...
So...
375
00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:44,156
Nutty times.
376
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,450
It might be possible
377
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,786
that we tipped off the paparazzi
about your super secret date.
378
00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:51,496
Yeah, I know.
379
00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:54,041
You were the only one I told
I was going to dinner.
380
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,877
Well, the good news is,
it looks like it worked out
381
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,837
for all of us. Let's call it a night.
382
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,422
No, it didn't.
I really like that guy.
383
00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:03,592
A lot.
384
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:04,801
Okay, we
have to make this up to her.
385
00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:06,303
You're right.
I'll take this one.
386
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,014
Look, Winnie,
we are really sorry.
387
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,391
Look, you look chilled, okay?
388
00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,518
Why don't you put on this special
edition jacket, all right?
389
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:14,394
Here you go.
390
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,023
No, okay?
This is enough.
391
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:22,277
Winnie, we are really
genuinely sorry.
392
00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:26,573
I just saw a PR opportunity, and I went
full speed ahead like a runaway train,
393
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:30,911
which is why everyone in my office
calls me an absolute train wreck.
394
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,621
Wait. I'm starting to question
these loving nicknames.
395
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,414
Finally.
396
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,333
Anyways, we didn't mean
to hurt you.
397
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,377
We just never think of
celebrities as real people.
398
00:14:38,668 --> 00:14:40,504
It's okay.
399
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,506
Celebrities don't think of you
guys as real people either.
400
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,132
You shouldn't.
We're garbage.
401
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:45,467
I believe we
proved that tonight.
402
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,010
Uh, yeah, we did.
403
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:49,179
I just wish I had
a little privacy sometimes
404
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,514
so I could date a nice,
normal guy like Kyle.
405
00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:52,474
But I guess I can't.
406
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:56,645
Wow.
407
00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:00,649
You really are just a girl looking
for ordinary extraordinary love.
408
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,150
And you know what?
So am I.
409
00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:04,194
And funny fact,
410
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,863
I actually wrote a similar song once...
Some might say better.
411
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:08,490
It was called Give A
Penny, Take A Penny.
412
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,283
♪ Give a penny,
take a pen... ♪
413
00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,285
Please don't sing. I hate
music that's not mine.
414
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:14,871
Looks like the paparazzi
found me.
415
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,165
Ooh.
416
00:15:17,457 --> 00:15:19,709
So I might've texted them
that you were here,
417
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:22,129
but that was our
heartfelt resolution, so...
418
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,298
I know. Has anyone ever told
you you look exactly like me?
419
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,050
No. I have an idea based on
our uncanny resemblance.
420
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,345
Max!
421
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:31,430
Are you ready to continue
422
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:33,807
your long gay's journey
into night?
423
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,559
I guess it comes to this.
424
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:36,393
No!
Max!
425
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:40,147
No! No.
Max! Ew!
426
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,899
I don't fit into any
of the gay subcultures.
427
00:15:43,191 --> 00:15:44,025
I'm too hairy to be a seal.
428
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:46,361
I'm too seal to be a hairy.
429
00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:47,404
So I'm just gonna shave down
430
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,197
for power seal night
at Club Tush.
431
00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:50,615
I knew there was a Club Tush.
432
00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:52,367
Max!
433
00:15:52,659 --> 00:15:54,161
Max. Max. Max. Max. Max.
Max. Max. Max. Max.
434
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,663
Max, Max, Max!
435
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,665
Max. Max. Max. Max!
436
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,459
Max. Max!
437
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,335
What? Just please
tell me what I am.
438
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:03,795
I don't know, all right?
439
00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:05,255
I thought you would
figure it out,
440
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,090
then I would take credit
for it, but...
441
00:16:07,382 --> 00:16:08,842
You're like
Anne Hathaway's accents.
442
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:09,926
You're all over the place.
443
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:11,470
He is right.
444
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:12,596
According to my math,
you are 10% panther,
445
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,806
15% wolf, 0% twink,
446
00:16:15,098 --> 00:16:15,765
and 40% body fat.
447
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,228
I guess no one will ever
love me.
448
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,355
Now I know how webisodes feel.
449
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:24,649
But, Max, you're actually lucky
to not be in a category.
450
00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:26,776
I've been pigeonholed ever
since I came out of my mom.
451
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:28,111
You know,
I looked back and I said,
452
00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,322
"I'm never gonna get near
one of those things again."
453
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,658
Mmm! Mmm-mmm. But I'm not complaining.
I love being incredible.
454
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,243
But do I wonder
what it would be like
455
00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:37,829
to be less incredible?
456
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,248
Well, of course I
think deep stuff like that.
457
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,251
I'm incredible.
458
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,964
Don't bend to fit
other people's groups.
459
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:48,798
Make your own.
460
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:51,968
You know what?
You guys are right.
461
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,345
Bring it in.
462
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,721
Oh! Mmm.
Mmm!
463
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,681
Is that whipped cream?
464
00:16:56,973 --> 00:16:58,808
No, it's actually Greek yogurt.
465
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,143
Oh. It's the closest
shave you can get...
466
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:01,937
From a yogurt.
467
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,022
Oh.
468
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,441
Mmm. It's probably
a circuit breaker.
469
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,235
Yep. That's what
I was thinkin'.
470
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,237
Circuit breaker.
471
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,031
The ol' CB.
472
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,616
Can't live
with circuit breakers,
473
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:15,742
can't live without 'em.
474
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,038
You don't know what a
circuit breaker is, do you?
475
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,791
Whoa, bro. Whoa.
476
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,335
You questioning my manhood, bro?
Maybe.
477
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,628
You didn't even know
the difference between
478
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,380
a Phillips head screwdriver
479
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,383
and a screwdriver
with the other... head.
480
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,301
So you know what? I am way
more of a man than you.
481
00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:34,928
That is malarkey, sir.
482
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,012
Malarkey?
Yeah.
483
00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:37,264
That is flat-out malarkey.
484
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,015
Sir, I do doth protest.
485
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:40,600
I don't protest, all right?
486
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:41,643
I am way more of a man
than you'll ever be!
487
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:42,811
Not true, man.
488
00:17:48,775 --> 00:17:51,152
Jane, I'm
winning the man-am games.
489
00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:53,446
I deadlifted this plate
chair six times.
490
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:54,864
I broke the five times barrier.
491
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,908
David?
492
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,535
Okay.
493
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,495
"Arm wrestling.
494
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,123
"Toaster toss.
495
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,708
"Naming types of sharks."
496
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,459
Guess who won that.
497
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:10,046
What is this?
Like a pissing contest?
498
00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:11,006
Oh, I already won that event.
499
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:12,257
Oh.
500
00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:15,760
The limo's here.
501
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:16,928
Okay, so you're just gonna get
out there and go right in it.
502
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,430
Right. And then the
paparazzi will follow.
503
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:19,222
Do I look like Winnie?
504
00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:21,057
Now you do. Get out!
505
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,226
Okay!
Go!
506
00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:24,477
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Go! Go! Go!
507
00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:25,770
Here she is!
508
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,064
Oh!
509
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:30,567
Ugh!
510
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,819
It's not even her.
511
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,614
How could I have
hit my big head again?
512
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,908
My big head is so big.
513
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,744
Thanks, Dave.
514
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,538
Okay, nobody
knows that you're here.
515
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,457
And this time, your secret is safe.
I promise.
516
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,208
So enjoy your secret date.
517
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,920
Hey, Winnie.
518
00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:53,840
Miss McCray, Alex has
specifically requested
519
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,217
that you not be given
VIP treatment tonight.
520
00:18:56,509 --> 00:18:58,553
That would be lovely.
Thank you.
521
00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:00,263
There's only one problem.
522
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:02,349
Here at Steak Me Home
Tonight, everyone is a VIP.
523
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,808
Ugh. Dave.
524
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:04,726
I'll drive.
525
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,395
So cute.
526
00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:09,648
Look, I know you're mad,
527
00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:11,358
but the only reason
I even did all this
528
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,485
is because you've been making me
feel insecure about my manhood.
529
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,237
Brad, don't get freaked out
530
00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:18,615
because I am making mad coin
at the car dealership.
531
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,283
I'm stressin'.
532
00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:21,743
This manhood stuff
is all in your head.
533
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,828
I mean, you could not be acting
more like a man right now.
534
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,247
Stupid, stubborn, and smelly.
535
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:29,250
Seriously, did you power
wash this place with farts?
536
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:30,377
So you're saying I'm a man?
537
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,878
Oh, you...
538
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,964
are all man.
539
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:36,591
Mmm.
Mmm.
540
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,139
Hey-o!
541
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,141
Damn it!
542
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,685
It's just you guys.
543
00:19:46,976 --> 00:19:49,187
What? We're here
to support you.
544
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,773
Yeah, it can't be easy to
start a new gay subculture
545
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,483
with one day's notice
and, knowing you,
546
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,527
a completely bungled
marketing strategy.
547
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,029
I put an add
in The Sacramento Bee.
548
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,281
Looks like we got here
just in time.
549
00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:01,324
Your banner's crooked.
550
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:03,993
Let's do this, bro.
Yeah.
551
00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:05,203
Ha-ha!
552
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,539
Excuse me.
553
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,374
Is this Optimistic
Red-Velvet Walrus Night?
554
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,376
Oh.
555
00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:14,546
Yeah.
556
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:15,422
Yes, it is.
Great.
557
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,841
What is that?
558
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,968
Well, I don't know.
I made it up.
559
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,052
Why would you come, then?
560
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:22,637
I don't know.
561
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:23,888
I don't really fit
into those other categories,
562
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:24,681
so I thought
I'd give this one a shot.
563
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,517
I'm Max.
564
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,561
I'm Alan.
Awesome.
565
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,813
Alan. That's cool.
That's a good name.
566
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,523
Guys!
567
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:37,235
That might be an optimistic
red-velvet walrus.
568
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,446
Oh, man, this place is empty.
569
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,740
But I'll bet it's
all gonna work out.
570
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:42,907
Ha-ha-ha!
571
00:20:48,371 --> 00:20:50,540
Okay, let's do this.
What's my gay category?
572
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,667
Okay.
You're a twink,
573
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:54,627
but I've seen you eat,
so you're a sloppy twink,
574
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:56,254
- which is not as much fun as it sounds.
- Mmm.
575
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:59,007
Penny, you drink a lot,
you are really loud,
576
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,884
and you have a lot of embarrassing
stories about dating?
577
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,719
Bitch, you are a hag!
578
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,345
Well, I used to be a beard,
so I'll take that as a win.
579
00:21:04,637 --> 00:21:06,514
I thought I was a hag.
580
00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:07,849
Nope. You're a top,
plain and simple.
581
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,142
Damn right I am.
582
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,643
Oh! I know what I am.
583
00:21:10,935 --> 00:21:12,562
I am a scruffy power bottom,
584
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,482
because I have a goatee and I
do lots of glute exercises.
585
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,567
Your reasoning is wrong, but
your conclusion is correct.
586
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:18,902
Do me!
Do me!
587
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,112
Oh, would that I could.
588
00:21:21,404 --> 00:21:22,697
Would that I freaking could.
589
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,034
Um...
590
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:27,786
Damn! Damn!
Aah! Aah!
591
00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:28,495
Oh!
Damn! Damn!
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