All language subtitles for 911585CE1E27A87A32130B63B04FCC4C_eng (IND AND ARAB) (10 items or less)

Sorry, what was your name again?

Packy.

- Packy?
- Yeah.

Are we lost, Packy?

Damn it! Damn it!

I had this nailed
before, I swear.

Dude, we're gonna find
it. Don't worry about it.

So you're driving
for the picture?

Donny's my cousin.
You know, Donny?

Ah, yeah.

I'm kind of like the
all-purpose kind of guy.

-Your cousin?
-Yeah.

And this is his first picture.

Yeah, yeah, you know.

Like, I guess that thing we did

in Bartoli's backyard
doesn't count.

Yeah, this is
like his first film.

Movie.

Is he good with actors?
Does he like actors?

You know, you're kind of like

the first actor
I've ever met, so...

But I know he's
fucking so psyched

that you're doing this.

You're playing
the store manager.

Well, now, I haven't
committed yet.

This is just research, you know?

Just... take a look
at the location.

Research, get a
feel for the character.

Hey, so Donny says you
haven't worked in, like,

four years or
something like that.

Well, not four.

It's a long fucking
time, right? I mean...

Well, I mean, you
know, I-I've had

I mean, it's not like
I haven't had offers.

So you're back! You're
fucking back in business.

How does it feel?

Well, I wouldn't
exactly call this "back."

I mean, not "back"
back, you know?

Not like "comeback" back.

It's just a little
independent thing.

Oh.

Nicely under the
radar, you know.

I mean, if it flies, fine.

And if it doesn't, it
won't even count.

It's like a blow job.

Yeah, like a cinematic blow job.

No shit.

All right, this is so...

This is so fucking
uncool, I know,

but I'm driving,
so fuck it, I mean

Hey, would you mind
just doing a little bit for me?

Any part. Any part is fine.

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

The thing The book on tape?

You did this so well.
Come on. Any Any part.

-Anything, really.

Uh, no, no, no...

Chapter four...

Wait, wait.

...her ivory hand
grasped firmly,

the door swung open
with the hush of luxury.

And there...

-I never did a book on tape.
-Shh! Here you go.

...her brim swept up, her
eyes filled with the glory,

the spectacle that was Titanic.

Man.

That's not me.

Modest motherfucker.

-I'm telling you, it's not me.
-Modest.

Of course it's you.

What else you been doing
for the past four years?

That's not me, man.

All right, all
right, first of all...

...I would I would never

I would never go that way.

I would never
choose those rhythms.

You know what I'm saying?

You get a scene like that,

you don't drop
into those rhythms.

You don't You don't
play the obvious.

You always go under.

Run it by me again.

-You want to play it again?
-Yeah. Yeah.

Her brim swept up,
and her eyes filled

No, see, he's all
caught up in his reading.

Shit, he's totally disconnected.

I wouldn't I wouldn't have a

"Earth received her step.

Brim up,

her eyes encompassed the glory,

the spectacle,

that was Titanic."

Oh, my God! What?

So this is...

Ground zero.

You going to remember
how we got here?

Yeah, I'm down with the
map, so it's no big deal.

So how do you want to...?

How do you want to handle this?

Sneak me in through
the back, maybe?

For what?

This is fine.

So how long you need?

You don't stay?

No, I run.

Fricking Porta Potties in
Brea, wherever the heck that is.

You remember which way we...?

No, I'm just-I'm
fucking with you, man.

I'm just It's a joke.

All right. All right.

An hour or so should do it.

Okay.

Now, you will be coming back?

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, good field trip, all right?

And, man, seriously...

Put it back.

Yes, you. Put it back.

You're not going to
take it. You never do.

Stop squeezing the shit
out of it and put it back.

I'm watching you, cabrón.

You going to pick it, or do I?

Your mama didn't
teach you how to count?

Let's go. Let's go.

Fine. More for me.

Lee.

Come on.

$16.60.

Get a milk.

Vamos.

Oh. Oh...

Shit.

Lee!

Can you not do that?

Sorry. I was just...

Watching, I know.
I saw you come in.

Is this bothering you?

I mean, am I bothering
you standing here?

You are three feet from my face.

Oh. Sorry.

Well, where should I...?

$24.50. No receipt.

Oh.

Give me that.

How do you do that? The numbers?

How do you?

You know before they even

I'm terrible with numbers.

You got prices, you got totals.

How many can there be?

Do you have to train for that?

I mean, to remember all that?

Some special training?

Yeah. Right.

I'm too A.D.D.

I-I could never

So you

You really anticipate, right?

Oh, I mean, you're good.

You're really good. Wow.

Does the manager
have to be that good?

I mean, with the numbers?

What about the other one?

Is she that good?

I mean, she's not
pulling in the customers.

Why, no.

Not while she sits on her ass!

But then, I guess
you don't have to work

if you're fucking the manager!

Kiss it.

Bitch.

That puta gets the gold lane

and does shit.

And I carry the floor.

You tell me how smart I am.

Well, I wasn't aware
there were lane distinctions.

You are looking at them.

Ten items or less?

You been standing there.

You see one jerk not try
to push the count, huh?

Always a fight.

So this is the less
desirable lane.

This?

This is where
checkers come to die.

Look at this.

Look at Even the register sucks.

Ugh.

You know, in Italy,
they give long receipts

to pretty woman as a come-on.

Toll-takers on the highway.

Sort of a projection of length,
if you know what I mean.

Why are you here?

I was hoping to see the manager.

But I guess he's not here.

I don't know. Why
don't you ask her?

No, no, no. It's
okay. It's It's cool.

What did you want with him?

I'm just doing
a little research.

You're a cop?

No! Ha! No, no.

-I'm-I'm -Shitting you.

I know who you are.

You do?

You are in that
Ashley Judd movie.

You saw that?

Blockbuster over
there. Only shit we see.

Yeah, well, I'm

Mm, I know.

And you are? Your
name again is...?

Did I tell you?

No, of course not.

Research for what?

A project.

What the hell does
that mean, "a project"?

A film, you know.

Little Nothing
I've committed to.

-Just...
-A movie.

Yeah.

Then why don't you say so?

Scarlet. That's
your name. Scarlet.

Yeah.

Yeah. Good strong name,
Scarlet. Beautiful name.

It's the lead in a movie name.

Scarlet.

What would you
possibly learn here?

Everything. Everything.

-What?
-Well, for instance,

do you know that you change
hands every other customer?

You've got this
rhythm thing going.

Are you aware of that? Hmm?

-Are you shitting me?
-No.

No, it's just
details. It's all detail.

That's all character is:

behavior.

You have to build it.

For instance,

this blouse that you're
wearing here under this smock?

That's a choice,
right? That's specific.

But what does it say
to us, to the audience?

It says that she's
here but she's not here.

She's doing it, but
on her own terms.

You see what I'm saying?

Or it's very uncomfortable.

What have we got here?
Some sort of a poly blend?

It's not wool, is it?

I don't do well with wool.
Sweat like a motherfucker.

Manager doesn't have
to wear wool, does he?

I'd have a problem with that.

Are all actors like you?

Sadly, no.

Oh, Jesus.

Lee.

Lee!

Is that him? Is
that the manager?

Oh, oh, the vest is great.

He's a standby. Deaf as a post.

-Deaf.
-Yeah, he's

Oh, shit.

How am I supposed
to get out of here?

Put it back!

Hello?

Scarlet?

What are you doing?

You're doing a
wonderful job, Scarlet.

Customers, please
note the outstanding work

being done by our employee
in the "10 items or less" lane.

And you'll find there's no
waiting in aisle number one,

where our full service checker
is currently sitting on her ass.

Hey, fuck off.

Why the hurry?

Because I was supposed to
get out of here 15 minutes ago.

And if I just leave Lee here,

the place will probably
get robbed again.

Robbed?

Like, "robbed" robbed?

Where do you think you are?

Really?

I am sick of taking
care of these children.

But wait, you...

You're going now?

Don't stay too long.

The next shift
doesn't speak English.

Well, wait a minute.

Couldn't you stay a
few more minutes?

-I got to go.
-Just five more minutes.

Aren't you supposed
to get picked up?

There's some little
autobus that comes, or

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't
know where the kid is.

He was supposed to
be here an hour ago.

You think he's coming?

Do I know him?

Well.

Well, what if he's lost?

So call him.

I-I forgot my cell phone.

Darn. So did I.

Use the pay phone,
like the rest of America.

Well, see, the thing is, I...

I don't have a phone
number for him.

I mean, the little
P.A. guy, he left,

and he didn't give
me a phone number.

He told me he was
going to find me here.

So no ride?

No.

And there's no one you can call?

No. I don't know the

I mean, it's just a shitty
little production company.

I haven't even committed yet.

So call home.

You do have a home?

See? See?

-A clear mind.
-Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh.

What?

I don't remember the number.

We had the phone numbers
changed a week or so ago,

but for security, and
I-I don't remember.

You don't know your number?

What are you, 12?

You don't know your
own phone number?

Not this week.

Can't you call a cab?

Think they'd take a card?

Diner's Club?

Are you kidding?

What? The rates are terrific.

Jesus.

What do you people do
when you get in trouble?

Who do you normally call?

Manager. Agent.

Hi. It's me.

The other me.

Yeah.

Oh.

Okay. Thank you.

Hi.

Is he in?

Really? When?

Oh.

Right. Okay. All right.

Yeah. Thank you.

What?

It's no good.

They're all gone.

It's a Jewish holiday.

Today?

Tomorrow.
They've... stretched it.

Then who were you talking with?

The switchboard.

So everyone else...?

Gone.

They're all Jewish?

They are today.

Oh...

Look...

I don't know what to tell you.

I got to be somewhere.

I'm I'm already late.

And I got shit I got
to do first, and...

And if I leave you,

you're going to
get yourself killed.

I can't believe this.

Okay. Shit. Okay,
we'll get you home.

But I got shit I
got to do first,

so you're just going to
have to come with me.

Hold this.

Ah, that's a hell of a trick.

Quick change between scenes.

Ha! Me, I can't put on
two socks in an hour.

Oh, that's good
on you, that blue.

That's my secret, you know?

Brings out that youthful
glow in you, blue does.

That's not after-school wear.

What, a quick stop
at the Red Onion?

Is that the action here?

A little wrinkled here.

Oh, damn it!

You forgot something.

-What'd you forget?
-Fucking keys.

-You forgot your keys?
-Not mine.

You forgot somebody else's keys.

Whose keys did you forget?

My ex-husband's.

Oh, you're not old enough
to have an ex-husband.

How old are you?

Twenty-five. How old are you?

Old enough to
have an ex-husband.

So you took his keys?

His keys. My car.

Ah.

How long were you married?

Still am.

You're still?

Can't afford the divorce yet.

Ah.

-Okay.
-So why the split?

Well, what do?
What do you think?

Uh, married too young or
grew separately as people?

What?

He fucks other women
and takes my car.

Got it.

Yo, ése. What's up, Hollywood?

Hey, man! How you doing?

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

See that?

Haven't done a
movie in four years.

Ha! Star Mobile.

God, I feel at home already.

This your neighborhood?

Nice. Real... texture.

What do you think a
place goes for around here?

I always wanted to get a
place, you know, in the city,

that's just for meetings.

Where are we again?

This your place?

-No. -No?

Oh, check stand number one.

I need my keys.

Tell Bobby I want my keys and
the fucking cash he owes me.

Tell him yourself.

Damn, it stinks...

The manager.

What the fuck are
you doing here?

You're supposed
to be on the floor.

-Who the fuck is watching Lee?
-I don't know.

Why don't you call the
manager? Give me my keys.

-Who's this?
-This is

Hey. no, no. I know who he is.

What the fuck is he doing here?

Research.

Research? What, on you?

What are you, the
new Ashley Judd?

No, asshole. It's a project.

Oh, a project, huh?

Like a class project?

No, it's It's nothing
I've committed to yet.

-I'm just -He can't
get home, Bobby.

He needs a ride.
Give me my keys.

He can't call someone?

They're all Jewish.

So they don't drive?

Well, what she's
trying to say is,

I forgot the numbers.

See, we had a little
security issue at home,

and we changed
all the phones, and

Scarlet, Scarlet, what
the fuck's with the getup?

Huh? Don't tell me you're
going on that fucking interview.

Interview?

You've got an interview?

Scar, baby, we talked
about this, okay?

You think anybody's gonna take
some grocery hump seriously?

I mean, you've never even
seen the inside of a fucking office.

I'm sorry, I thought she
was the grocery hump.

Hey, at least
someone got pregnant.

That cash was mine.

Now give it to me, and
give me the keys to my car.

You know, I saw you
walk out with that load

under your arms the other night.

-You're going to pay that back?
-I did.

For three years.

Hey, Scarlet...

how's the green card coming?

Hey, Lorraine,

have another beer
for the baby, huh?

Come on. Come on, babe.

Give me my keys.

Bobby, give me the keys.

-Hey, come on, don't
-Give me the keys.

Bobby, give me the keys.

Ah! Ow! What the fuck?

Get the fuck off me!

-What?
-Mi dinero.

Ow! Goddamn it! Fucking bitch!

Get off me! Get the fuck off me!

Hey! Hey! Ow! Ow!
That fucking hurts!

That hurts! That
hurts! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Here, take it!

Fucking get the fuck out!

I'm all right.

- Cabrón.
- I'm all right, baby.

They're not armed, are they?

You fucking bitch!

Whoo! Oh, my.

Uh, maybe the prudent
thing at this point

is ask if you're...
okay to drive?

You see an old Pontiac?

Green, like her eyes?

Yeah. Right behind us.

Good.

No!

You motherfucking cunt!

You motherfucker! Fucker!

What do you think? Go again?

-Fuck you!
-I-I-I'd say you're good.

Fuck you, you fucking bitch!

Fucking bitch! Motherfucker!

Aren't you gonna do
something, you fucking pussy?

Get off the floor!

Fucker!

What? What's the matter?

Look at this.

The whole thing was a mistake.

That's nothing.
Nothing. This is a fix.

It's a wardrobe change.
Don't worry about it.

What time was the The thing?

Who's it with? What
are we auditioning for?

And how am I supposed
to get you home?

Fuck that. That's later.
What time's the thing?

-At 4:00.
-4:00, all right.

We got to get out of here,

because we got time to stop and

Come on, come on. Let's hit it.

Okay, now this is
what, this interview?

It's...

...stupid.

Oh, come on now.

I don't know.

Secretary.

-Perfect.
-Office secretary.

Perfect.

It's...

I don't know,

construction
company or something.

That's perfect. That's
You're perfect for it.

You don't even know me.

Let me tell you something.

I may not know my phone number.

I might not even know
what fucking day it is,

but I know people.

I mean, the minute
I see somebody,

I know how to cast them.

I see the role.

Don't you do that?

Hm? The minute I laid
eyes on you, I said to myself,

"DA's office, E.R.
intern, office manager."

Secretary.

Same thing, better billing.

I mean, I saw you
four steps ahead

of everybody else
in that supermarket.

I saw you holding down
the work of three people

because you know you're
better than everybody else.

Am I right? Huh? Huh?

So, what's a secretary but
somebody who does the work

of three people while some
other schlub gets the credit?

You know where
we're headed here?

No.

Then shouldn't we stop and...

maybe ask for
directions somewhere?

-No directions.
-No directions.

I never ask for
directions, okay?

See? Perfect character choice.

Self-sufficiency.
Rely on no one.

Do you remember
where you got this blouse?

-No. Sí.
-Well? Yes or no? Quick.

-Sí, I think so.
-Okay, take us there.

-Okay.
-And don't stop for lights.

We got shit to do.
Let's get to work.

Okay.

This is amazing.

It's Target.

Fantastic.

Target team member

to home furnishings.

Target team member to
home furnishings, please.

May I have a Target team
member in infant wear.

Please, a Target team
member in infant wear.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Oh, no.

-Look at these prices!
-Yeah.

How can they afford to do this?

I have to tell the
office about this place.

It's a well-kept secret.

What?

Designer T-shirts, $8?

Do you know what this cost?

Huh?

You How much do
you think this costs?

Oh, it's La Perla
maxi-blend, right?

I'd say...

-A hundred.
-Oh.

-A hundred.
-Oh, that's pathetic.

You paid a hundred
dollars for a T-shirt.

Oh, God, no. Not me.

Wardrobe department,
the last movie I was on.

I get all my underwear
through them.

But let me show you
what you're paying for.

-What?
-Clint Eastwood taught me this.

See how the shirt
cuffs right there

at the middle of the muscle?

-Look at that. Huh, see?
-Hm.

Makes me look 30, doesn't it?

Huh? Taller?

Why is it you people
make all the money

and work so hard
not to spend it?

Well, that's the game.

I haven't shopped
retail in years.

You have to learn these
things when you're younger.

Oh, my God.

Look at the thread
count on these.

...Magic Cloths
two-pack for $21.99.

We're gonna go ahead and
give you the second one for free.

Like I said, that's
our standard package.

And until we run
out of these mops,

just let me know right now

And I know you want
one and you want one too

We're gonna go ahead and give
you that mop and that package

absolutely free
today as a bonus gift.

So, like I said,

"buy one, get one" is
our standard package

until we run out of the mops.

Just let me know now.
I know you want one.

Here, we're gonna
give you that mop.

Mm-mm, no.

Mm-mm.

No, no, no, no.

What?

The blue was working for you.

Don't throw the baby
out with the bathwater.

What is wrong with this?

Everything.

All right, forget the color.

Look at the shoulder
construction.

You don't need help like that.
You've got fantastic shoulders.

You go in there with this,
you'll look like a linebacker.

Uh-uh. You're too young
to remember that picture.

Spent months trying to
make me look like a sister.

You think I can
buy off the rack?

Hell, no.

Couldn't even squeeze
myself into a 14.

We had to do some
very careful work.

By the time we were done,
even the grips wanted to do me.

Here. Try this on.

Damn.

Oh, that is wonderful.

Wonderful.

Oh, the Mizrahi?

Very tasty.

Mm, you might want to
shorten the waist just a little.

Mm-hmm.

Dynamite. Dynamite.

Look at you ladies.

You're going to get
some tonight for sure.

Is there anyone
you don't talk to?

Why? I engage people.

I'm a connector.

Human interaction.
It's the spice of life.

Pardon me, Tracey?

-Hm? -That's my daughter's name.

Imagine that.

Same name as my daughter.

I bet they spelled it
wrong too, didn't they?

They forgot the E.

Well, Tracey with an E,

what pretty eyes.

Where could we find the
cosmetics department?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Now, now, a little
schmutz isn't gonna hurt.

Pick up those eyes
a little bit, hmm?

-Where?
-On the left,

just past the auto parts.

Thank you.

I just love Barbershop.

So did I.

Now let's go raid the testers.

It's been years since I bought
new makeup for my wife.

And the rest of this.

-Hmm?
-How you plan on paying?

Go ahead and say it.

Thank you, Diner's Club.

Once more.

-Thank you, Diner's Club.
-Good!

Uh-oh.

What time is it?

Never mind. Never
mind. We're okay.

We'll have to do something here.

This is no good.
This is terrible.

What?

We can't pull up to
an audition looking like

-Interview.
-Same pitch, better billing.

No, you've got to
make an impression.

You pull up, you're
on the runway

before you can put it in park.

Oh, this is no
good. This is filthy.

It's a car.

It's your entrance.

Look, offices have
windows. Windows.

They see you coming, that's it.

You're on.

Now, you cannot take
the stage half-cocked.

We've got to get
this to wardrobe.

Open up. Open up. Come on.

Which one's yours?

That one's mine.

I mean, I'm with that one.

I got it. I got it
this time. I got it.

All right.

-Good job.
-Thank you.

Come on.

Oh, que bella.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's me.

Jody.

Aw.

All right!

Look at us.

Now we're ready,

Miss Construction
Office Manager.

How are you doing?

How does it look?

You want to puke.

Yup.

Perfect.

No, really. It's perfect.

That's how you should
be feeling at this point.

What the fuck
am I thinking, huh?

What?

I've never seen the other
side of the checkout stand.

So what?

I've never had a job where
you're even allowed to sit down.

What are you? What'd
you say you were, 25?

25? You're 25?

I was 30 before I
got my first picture.

You're way ahead of the curve.

Nothing but time.
Whole life ahead of you.

So let it start now.

Listen, listen, now.
We can nail this thing.

Just got to get you focused.

Let's run it, okay?
You want to run it?

The scene, the The thing.

We'll just knock it
around. Put it up on its feet.

All right?

You be you. I'll be whoever.

Well, the guy The meeting.

Piece of cake.

Okay? Come on.

Okay.

Okay, here we go.

-Okay.
-Ready?

-Yeah.
-All right.

Good afternoon, Miss...

-Morales.
-...Miss Morales.

Yeah.

Well, it's very
nice to meet you.

-Thank you.
-That's a beautiful blouse.

Now it says here
that you come to us

from Archie's Ranch Market.

That's that fine
establishment over in Carson.

-Is that correct?
-Yes.

Where you apparently
ran the 10-items-or-less

checkout counter while
everybody else did shit.

No need for modesty here.

That's right. Yeah.

That's good.

Well, tell me about
yourself, Miss Morales.

Okay, uh...

I'm...

I'm originally from Spain.

You don't say.

I've worked in the

grocery service industry

for six years.

-Mm-hmm.
-And, um...

Oh, I can't. I can't.

-What?
-I can't do this.

-No, no, no.
-No, this is stupid.

No, this is good. That was good.

Oh, come on. We ran it.
This is what it's all about.

This is the fun shit.

Come on. Come on.

Okay.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Well, tell me about
yourself, Miss Morales.

Family?

Not exactly.

Married?

I have a husband, but

He's a real prick.

Extra-extra large.

What about children? Any kids?

No. No.

Planning on having
any down the line?

I don't know if I'm...

Okay, that's going
to be possible.

You know, or you don't know?

Don't know.

Don't know for sure.

No, no, no.

But I haven't...

Because you haven't
been knocked up

by an extra-large prick.

Yet, his fault or yours?

I-I don't know.

Well, he's so busy
banging door number two,

-how could you know?
-Yeah, but they got

She got

So fast.

And that means you can't?

No. No, I don't

Have you had
yourself checked out?

-No, but I'm -Then
how do you know?

What has this got to
do with construction?

Ah. That's good.
That's very good.

They They really going to
ask about this in the interview?

-Probably not.
-What?

Then why are you doing this?

Curious.

Why are you so curious about me?

What do you care?

Because I see you.

You're me.

Well, not as handsome, but

I mean, look at yourself.

You're 25 years old, right?

And you feel as old as I
did on my last birthday.

A busted marriage, a shitty job,

convinced already
that you're barren.

You're looking back
from the warning track

thinking you've already
given away the good shit.

And try as you may, you
cannot convince yourself

that there's anything
left out there for you,

so why keep playing?

I know.

I can sit here in this car,

with somebody I hardly know,

in a section of town I haven't
a fucking clue where I am.

Don't know my phone number.

Don't know what day it is.

I don't think I even have
a real friend I can call.

And I realize
that I could just...

disappear.

Just...

disappear.

I don't have any friends.

I know you don't.

I never had them.

Never, at no time.

And I know everybody.

I could be your friend.

No, you couldn't.

Nah.

No, you'd just want
to have sex with me.

Maybe you could.

You play tennis?

You could come over,

hang out at the
house, meet the kids.

We could meet for
breakfast once a week.

You know we will never
see each other again.

Bullshit. Of course we will.

No, don't say that. Don't

Let's not say what is not true.

Not Not here.

Look, maybe we
should just get you home.

Forget this whole

Oh, no, no. Uh-uh-uh.

That's not you talking.

That's your blood sugar.

When did you eat last?

-What?
-What do you eat in a day?

Do you do your
protein in the morning?

See? That's it.
Everybody forgets that.

Everybody.

You know who told me that?

The Dalai Lama.

Protein fanatic.

Why do you think he's
smiling all the time?

Big pork chop under those robes.

You can't expect yourself
to deliver on an empty tank.

Right? You can't focus.

You like lentils?

Okay, okay, where can we
score some lentils around here?

Okay. Plan B.

Girl needs some protein.

Girl needs iron.

Hi.

I was wondering if you
couldn't put together

a little veggie
something for us.

I don't know, a little
tomato, a little cheese?

You know, something simple?

Sorry.

You know what I
like to do sometimes?

When I'm feeling
stale, you know?

And I need to come
back to work fresh?

British.

I do everything
with a British accent.

It's quite pleasant, really.

Clears the linguistic palate.

Breaks the monotony,
the needless anxiety.

Do try it.

Yes, go on.

Pleasant.

Quite pleasant.

I say.

Spot on, old girl. Spot on.

You act all the time, don't you?

I suppose when
one's a performer,

one does like doing
the acting thing, yes.

You love it.

With every ounce of
my magnificent body.

Then why don't you work?

Why Why don't you commit?

Well, that's...

That's the query, isn't it?

Holy Grail.

I suppose it has
to do with agents,

lawyers, gardeners...

overhead.

Protecting one's quotes.

Dodging the creative bullet.

Judging, weighing, hiding.

Teasing.

Seducing.

Being seduced.

Too soon you realize you've
been sitting quite sportily

on the sidelines for years.

Right, then.

Ten items or less.

Ten things you
hate in your life.

Things you loathe.

I believe I've named mine.

-Oh. -Quickly now. Don't think.

Oh. Oh.

Okay.

Um...

-My feet.
-Mm-hmm.

My marriage.

Mm-hmm.

My clothes.

Slow people.

Asking directions.

Paper and plastic.

Lies.

Money.

No. Needing money.

Needing.

Okay.

Ten items or less.

Ten things you
fancy most in your life.

-Oh. -Ten things you would keep,

if you could only keep 10.

Okay, okay.

Um...

My car.

And it's a wonderful car.

Thank you.

My nephew.

My toaster.

The tree behind my house.

Wind.

Music. Any music.

My hair, when it's raining.

That's only seven.

Yeah?

Your turn.

Ten item or less.

Keepers.

Mm-hmm.

My wife.

My kids.

Their friends.

Coffee at 5:30 in the morning.

A really good bowel movement.

No extra takes.

Uh, all 88 ivories.

Sex.

The written word.

Breathable cotton.

And strong endings.

That was 11.

I know.

But the sign says 10.

I know.

Oh. You know...

you are just like everyone else.

You just have to push it.

Didn't you?

Oh, shit.

Don't laugh.

I'm sorry.

Eat your protein.

Yeah.

Come on. Remember, Dalai Lama.

Yeah.

-So you repeat after me, okay?
-Mm-hmm.

-My turn, yeah?
-Okay, your turn.

Yeah, listen, um...

Yeah!

So, what did I say?
What did I say?

Oh, it's a long story.

-Okay.
-It's a Okay, all right.

Yeah? "Al pasar la barca."

means I'll pasar... the boat.

-The boat.
-When the boat cross in front of you.

Okay. At the
passing of the boat.

Uh-huh.

The man in the boat
say, the beautiful girl.

"All beautiful girl, come
be with me without money."

Okay, beautiful girls don't
pay to get on the boat.

Yeah, but the
beautiful girls say,

"I'm not a beautiful girl.

"I don't want to
be a beautiful girl.

I want to pay."

Ah. Okay.

-That is the story.
-Okay.

All the beautiful girls can
come on the boat for free,

but the girl says, "I don't
want to be a beautiful girl."

-Yeah.

-"I'm gonna pay."
-Oh, okay.

Okay...

All right, remember
now, good pace, okay?

Good pace, all right?

The job's already yours.

Yeah, okay.

Nice and erect.

Shoulders, shoulders.

Beautiful.

That's amazing.

Do you realize
you make a transfer

every two and a half seconds?

You could put a
Swiss watch on it.

I mean, without ever
even moving your...

It's wonderful.

You made me want to be a woman.

I have that effect on people.

Are you studying me now
to play an office worker?

Oh, no, no.

My friend's up for the role.

She's in there now.

Yes.

I have no idea.

Not a clue.

Bull.

He didn't say a thing.

Maybe it's mine.

Maybe it's not.

But I did it.

But you did it.

And one thing I do know.

What's that?

I'm never setting foot
in that market again.

See?

Strong ending.

You're making me so proud.

Ten items or less.

Ask me again.

-Keepers?
-Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Ten items or less.

This.

Okay.

Now you have eight.

Can I have another?

As many as you want.

It's not my lane
anymore. I'm retired.

Yeah.

Guess...

Guess it's time, huh?

You got some idea
where we're going?

Not a fucking clue.

You can always make a stop.

Like the rest of America.

Can you tell me how
to get to Brentwood?

Hey, Big D!

How do you like the ride?

Race you to the next light.

I'm calling his wife.

-No, you're not.
-Yeah, I am.

Oh, don't tell me you
forgot which one's yours.

No, I'm pretty
sure this is the one.

You sure?

-Mm-hmm.
-'Cause I don't want to hear on the news

you got your ass shot off.

No.

No, I think we're good.

Yeah. Okay.

Think you can
find your way back?

You could always stop
and ask for directions.

Got it. Thank you.

Okay.

Look, um...

I'd love to hang, but...

it's a school night...

and I got work tomorrow.

You do?

I do.

You do?

I do.

Your class project.

That's the one, yeah.

Oh. You're gonna commit.

Well, uh...

Say it.

Say the word.

Say it.

"Co..."

Commit.

Oh, qué bueno.

Congratulations.

Well, not even sure the
damn thing is going to go.

Director's so young, he
hasn't even been born yet.

Nonetheless...

This is our pact.

We live.

We work.

We're just getting started.

Just getting started.

We'll never see
each other again.

Never.

Olé!

Easy Build Construction.
Good afternoon.

Oh, uh, Mr. Holcomb?

Oh, yes, sir. The The
The plywood order.

But there was

There has been a terrible
traffic mix-up on the 405.

It should be on its way soon.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Beautiful.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen,

this two-pack
here sells for 21.99.

Right.

But we're gonna go ahead
and we're gonna give you

We're gonna give you the
second one absolutely free.

...absolutely free,
plus, the mop.

Plus... right?

For those of you who
let me know right now

You got to cue them, okay?

"For those of you who
let me know right now."

And then always be
nodding your head.

That's really, really important,

because it's almost
like hypnosis.

Like, you nod your head,
they nod their head, you know?

-Okay, so -And then
they're convinced

that it's a good price,
and they're gonna buy it.

-Okay.
-Never do anything negative.

And you always say, "I know you
want one, and you want one too."

I assume before they even
raise their hand they want one.

-That they're already there.
-"Here's what you're gonna take home."

-You just assume that sale.
-Okay. So

And so you We
sell these for 21.99.

But as an introductory offer,
we're gonna give you, uh

You buy one, you get one free.

Plus we're going
to give you the mop.

-No, no, no, no.
-We're not gonna give them the mop.

No, first, you need
to nod your head.

-Nod your head. Okay.
-That's really important, okay?

So you go ahead and
take home the first one.

-Take home.
-Take home.

-They're already buying.
-Yeah, you're buying this.

-You take home the first one...
-For 21.99.

...and we're gonna throw
in the second one 21.99.

We're gonna give you
the second one for free.

Get the second
one absolutely free.

Buy one, get one is
our standard package.

And then, for those of you
who let me know right now...

And then, for those of you
who let me know right now

No, no. Raise your hand.
It's real important, okay?

You know, you can just
lay this out on the table.

-You don't have to hold it.
-Okay.