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The following is a fan-based parody.

Dead or Alive, Dead or Alive Extreme,

and Ninja Gaiden are all owned by Team Ninja,

Sega AM2, Tecmo, and Koei Tecmo.

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Did you see anything?

No.

Nothing.

They have to be somewhere around here,

though.

Hey.

Your hair.

Oh.

Better?

You look good.

Is that Hanoka?

Yeah.

I really like my tits,

don't you?

Yes, well, the tongue are on my clad.

So these creatures are responsible for the deaths around here?

Certainly, yeah.

But I have not feeling about this.

I doubt that even Hanoka would have trouble dealing with them,

so why is she letting herself go like that?

Shouldn't we... help her?

I don't think she needs any help.

Is it another one?

He's different.

I don't know what it is,

but I can sense a radiating power from him.

I thought you didn't see anything.

How could you make that?

He must have just appeared as soon as we turned our backs on the subway.

And she's calling more of them.

Great.

Be careful.

Yeah.

I would stay down if I were you.

It's not moving anymore.

Maybe I overdid it a little.

Congratulations on our little victory.

Even though there were nothing more than cannon fodder.

All demons are.

And last, you want to come down and have a little dance and breathe us otherwise.

Well, I wonder if your friend would agree to that.

Neji, are you alright?

I've never been better.

What's going on?

How careless you are.

Oh, God.

Maybe I've overestimated the famous smoking tension clan after all.

It's almost like you want to be captured.

Cut the crap.

I've killed thousands of demons without any hesitation.

Don't think you will be any different.

I would be sure you put on acting like a tough war in front of your friend.

But we both know the reality looks a bit different.

What are you talking about?

Willman.

Allow me to elaborate.

All I remember is that some red light was flashing towards me and now I'm here.

In a place I've never been before.

And why are parts of my clothes missing?

My body is getting hot.

I

don't know what's going on,

but it feels so good.

The weather is terrific.

Didn't know you made of sugar.

You'll get over it.

Would the young lady please come over here?

What are you waiting for?

Enjoy my cock, don't you?

I'm not gonna lie.

You're quite talented at this.

That's right.

Stroke it hard.

You keep going.

Why do you look so sluggish?

I appreciate the effort you put into it,

but I'm afraid that this won't do.

Allow me to help myself.

Yeah, that's more like it.

I couldn't reach you,

something else.

I can do this every day.

I'll be ready to receive a big load.

Wait, I have some leftovers for you.

Are you already finished?

Does it look like that?

We're just getting started.

Sorry for being so rough on you,

but it's hard for me to contain myself while I have such a voluptuous body in front of me.

Oh, I like what I'm seeing here.

Please don't stare at it like that.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I had the impression that you wanted to get fucked.

Maybe I've misunderstood you after all.

No, I...

I want you to put your huge cock inside my little pussy and fuck me as hard as you can,

please.

I'm glad we're speaking the same language now.

Let's get started then.

It's penetrating very deep inside.

I can't stop moaning.

You never had such a big cock before,

didn't you?

I think it's just perfect for a bossy sexual-tension-seeking ninja like you.

I don't think this size alone will be enough to satisfy a woman like me.

Oh, is that a fact?

If one of us isn't enough,

maybe two of us can work it out for you.

Music to my ears.

What are we waiting for?

Turn around so you can entertain me with these huge,

dirty tits.

Like this?

Ah, here we go.

Ah, yeah.

This is nice.

You sure know how to use your assets.

I bet that you used this technique quite a lot.

Please, help me harder.

Use your mouth, too.

This pussy's amazing.

What

a double-teaming action,

didn't we?

I'm having the time of my life over here.

I can tell you that much.

Yeah, I can't complain either.

I think playtime's over,

though.

Time to change positions.

Where'd your dad?

Hell, you?

You're gonna enjoy this.

Now that we established that,

there's no room for complaints on your side.

Let's see how long you can last against us.

No, no, no...

Bratu!

Tired yet?

Still keeping up, huh?

You caught the tough one.

Maybe I've underestimated you a little bit.

I guess we have to go a little harder when you win.

Oh, it's all the way to the end.

Clean it up.

So,

when is it supposed to be done,

exactly?

What?

This is the first time someone's able to withstand the constant exposure of my powers for

that long.

She must have been through some rough discipline measures in order to impulse her sexual

desires into the very depths of her subconscious.

Every ninja in our clan had to go through this kind of training.

Why were you so easily affected then?

Hmm...

Those that are affected by our powers fall into a state that is similar to a lucid dream,

or that some conscience becomes conscience.

Dreams are the functions of humans' true desires.

The difference with our powers is that the victims experience you all as sexual desires to

an extent that the effect you can't think of anything else after waking up can bring those

who did the ignition.

With sending your powers even to a small extent,

it's not something that can be teached by humans like your clan.

Hmm...

Were you even listening?

Yeah, I totally agree with you.

So, if this procedure is going to take another while,

I'd like to lead by example in the meantime.

Hmm...

Don't mind me.

I just couldn't resist getting a better view of your little show.

Of course you couldn't resist it.

I'm either ferociously screwing her...

Oh...

I'm not expecting you to live without those...

Hanoka is so lucky.

Those demon crocs sliding into her dripping holes like that.

Oh, I'm so jealous.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

I know how you can make up for it,

though.

Your skin is so soft.

Doctor...

Consumably, the fact that she's already received a lot of sexual attention is quite

impressive as she's still craving more.

I doubt that the shrunk pain will satisfy her seemingly endless thirst.

You're so good at this,

Hanoka.

Yeah, suck my huge, sensitive boobs,

whirl your tongue around my nipples.

I love how you suck on them so eagerly.

You really like my tits,

don't you?

I love them.

I can consider myself lucky to get a treatment like this.

However, I think you've been teasing me enough.

Haven't you?

Yeah.

I'm glad we agree on that.

I'm sorry for being a little pushy on you,

but the situation is quite urgent.

Don't make me beg.

Be a good girl and finish what you started.

Yes.

Fuck the hell, yes.

Finally, I get to have a little fun,

too.

You're way too good at this,

Hanoka.

Keep going, whirl your tongue around my glit.

Still no more.

You already had your fun.

Yeah, just like that.

I use your dirty tongue like my wet,

dripping little pussy.

Don't make me fucking cum.

I'm quite impressed.

I'm impressed that you're still that horny after getting fucked like that.

I didn't know you were such a slut.

Slut, huh?

You'll regret saying that.

I'm trembling in fear.

I guess you weren't kidding,

huh?

It's almost like you've become someone entirely different.

And I'm definitely enjoying it.

Yes, this is it.

I can barely take it anymore.

Shove something into me,

please.

I can barely take it anymore.

You want it that badly,

huh?

You think that was the end of your sweet dripping pussy until you cry for pleasure?

Amazing.

You're going in so deep.

Well, I guess I'm not the only slut around here anymore.

You're overflowing every time I shove my fingers inside your dirty little hole.

It's as if you're about to come.

The only way you'll let cut is react.

If you tell me, you can't wait any longer for that to happen,

can you?

Fuck your heart a bit.

Just give it to me.

Do it faster.

Sure.

You're getting there much sooner.

That's okay.

Go ahead and come all over my fingers.

Delicious.

Now it's my turn.

Are you kidding?

I can barely breathe.

I can no longer make out how useful you truly are.

You cannot even follow us,

boys.

But I know how to make something valuable out of this predicament.

By using you as a cautionary term.