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Hi, I'm a 19 year old 5 foot 4 animated bunch of vertices and I consent to the following

fiction.

Enjoy!

It's seen better days,

to say the least.

Behaves like it's got a mind of its own.

Wouldn't be surprised if we'll go out in this seat right here the next time she stops.

What are you even talking about?

I bet you can charge through an army of fighters and not notice a single bump.

Oh, so who you fuck?

This thing's pure muscle.

I doubt that.

And quit swearing.

It's inappropriate.

Are you for real?

Look around.

We can kick the bucket next minute for all we know and you're worried about swears?

Really?

Really.

Save those for people who deserve them.

Are

you with any group?

No, I'm over that nonsense.

Why's that?

Because in a group, there's always someone who ruins everything for everybody.

Choose who you stick with more carefully,

though.

Not everyone is a bunch of clueless walking sheeps.

Yeah, sure, but unless the leader goes all this insane a democracy on people,

it's the same story.

Every damn time.

Don't worry.

I didn't steal it from anyone.

Or at worst.

Just a couple of nice little gifts for a certain someone in there.

You know, someone who cares.

All right, listen.

Maybe you'll be interested in helping me out with business and all that.

I'm not offering you a place to live or anything.

No refuse, anyway.

Stay wherever you want,

live however I don't care.

Just do your part and deliver and then maybe we can let the hell are you doing?

Sorry.

Can't stand the heat anymore.

Hope you don't mind.

You know, there's this game.

Okay, I'm gonna pretend this right here was an accident.

You're young and stupid,

so I'm giving you a chance.

Oh, come on.

Why the hell not?

You're all like welcome to a complete piss hole of a life.

Now get a job.

Dude, who cares?

Let's just have a bit of fun first and talk about this business of yours later.

Huh?

No.

I'm betting my backpack filled with who knows what.

Against your gift bag filled with you knows what.

And your hat, because I'm worth it.

Whoever comes first loses it all.

Only one rule.

No helping with hands.

Deal?

Shit, you're a big guy,

aren't ya?

Sucks for you.

Shut it.

Hey, what?

I didn't?

Fine.

Like there's any chance you can win this.

I said shut it.

So you're gonna be like that,

huh?

You like it rough, big guy?

Yeah, you do.

I can play along.

Yeah, dude.

Say goodbye to your supplies.

Oh, I'm pushing you too hard.

Too tight.

Well, I'm so, so, so sorry.

You can't handle.

What the hell?

What?

How to cheat with your hands all tied up?

I'm not.

What the fuck are you on about?

Slow down, you horny idiot!

Stop it!

Are you fucking deaf?

I said stop!

Now

for a moment there, I thought you were different.

Smarter than the rest of y'all cuts.

But you're just another whore trying to spin me around.

Now, now fucking way.

Not this time.

This time, I'll teach you a fucking lesson.

About that lesson.

Bitch!

Yes, I win.

Great.

See what you got yourself into with that filthy mouth of yours?

Do you ever think before you do,

Jesus, this game, it's too hot in here?

You really thought this could end in any way but a damn mess?

I didn't ask you to rape me.

What?

Rape?

Oh, no, sweetie, not even close.

You're a naive moron if you think that flies as rape in this brave new world.

You're still breathing,

still talking, and if you got some brains in your skull left,

you'll lower your gun,

get out, and even get most of your shit back.

Maybe even some wives,

hm?

Otherwise, there'll be consequences you can ever...

Strap it.

Now.

They're in square.

They're in square.