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Let's see what we have here.

Of course I want to open it.

Another trading card!

Ooh, that's a cute outfit!

I bet I can get that in no time.

What?

The tour?

Thank you for coming!

Do you... do you think you could sign this for me,

Diva?

Of course!

What the heck?

Uh, sorry.

Uh, that's very, uh, flattering.

That wasn't... uh, you weren't...

I'll just get this back.

Uh...

And I'll, uh, sign this one instead.

I really hope I didn't offend you.

Don't worry about it.

Thanks.

I, um, I just...

I didn't...

Thanks.

If you'll all excuse me for a moment,

I will be back in just a few minutes.

What?!

That should have been enough!

Get in!

Oh, sure.

Did anyone see you?

I, um...

I don't think so.

Good.

You cannot tell anyone about this.

Uh, of course!

Not a soul.

So, uh...

What are we doing, exactly?

This.

Oh, uh, wow!

I'm...

I'm flattered that you,

uh...

It's not personal.

I just want the points.

Okay?

Oh!

Uh...

Of course!

So, uh...

I've never done this before.

Have you ever, like...

Oh, yeah!

Totally!

I'm a total expert when it comes to this.

Just came practicing until you're real good.

Oh!

Uh, of course.

Uh, I'm sure you've had lots of boyfriends.

What, with how popular you are.

That's...

Not what I...

Let's just do this.

Okay.

Can I...

Can I make a request,

though?

What?

This is a real boy.

Uh...

What was that?

I didn't quite catch it.

Oh, nothing.

I was...

I was just...

It's nothing.

All right.

As long as you're okay.

And...

So slow down.

Relax.

And just...

Enjoy yourself.

Like this.

Slow down.

Relax.

And just enjoy myself.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna...

Oh,

my gosh.

I'm so sorry.

Just give me a little warning next time,

n'eh?

Next time?

I have a few hours until I have to back up.

I must be dreaming.

Maybe look up at me?

Oh, my gosh.

You're so pretty.

Do you think you can,

like...

wiggle your butt, too?

Can you move your head to the side a bit?

No.

I'm close, Misty, but...

really close.

Oh, God.

I'm gonna...

Oh.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my God.

That was...

I can't believe this is actually...

Mama!

What is it?

Is everything okay?

Did I do something wrong?