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Spread out. Tell me if I'm wrong.

Ahhl - You all right? Yes, I'm checking.

Bellini, not so!

The first rule of Hippocrates is not to hurt the patient.

Leave it to me. Lady, open your.

Ahhh!

And 'most intense pain and short that a mild and prolonged.

- See you. - Happy Holidays.

- Dr. Savelli. - Yes? - The X-ray.

I'm on vacation. Talk Dr. De Santis. Goodbye.

Just for all I turn to Dr. De Santis?

Do not be witty, Alessia. I go on vacation for 3 weeks.

There is Dr. De Santis, Dr. Brunetti, Antonioli...

For any case should contact one of them.

Also for this case?

My children can get the at any moment.

We have plenty of time.

- Then I go away the voice... - Then you back...

You say?

" People of saints, poets and navigators!"

What the Saints? If I go to the bathroom, I just steal the place!

This is a nation of thieves!

Hello, Doctor! Goes on vacation, right?

- About time! - Party now?

Before I go to take my sons. - What happened?

- I went on the voice. - The leaves often, lucky you!

- And 'the allergy! -Hello, Daddy! - Claudio! Fiorella!

- You are already here! - Dad, you're speechless!

Then go back. -Did you notice that there are too?

Take the bags. It 'was a horrible flight.

- Turbulence from Milan to Rome. - Hello, Roberta. How are you?

And 'the thrill of seeing me or your usual problem?

I was coming to pick them airport as every year.

Why did you get together? I-boarding too.

- The yacht of Casorati. - Who is it? - The Industrial!

I was invited on a cruise with friends. -" Friends" and" friend"?

In five years I've never asked you of your friends?

I brought the children for the 15 days that you deserve.

They wanted me to see the boat he bought his father.

- What is the name of our boat? - Who?

The boat is called... Biba.

How nicel What? A tribute to the memory?

To the memory of who? - I You called it before the wedding.

Already... Biba... Roberta.

- I'd forgotten it. - You cost much?

No, it was an opportunity. I gave an advance and then...

A little. . 'Installments. If you wanted to a loan, enough to ask me.

It's an elegant way persottolineare you earn more than me'?

A practical perevitarti interests.

I forgot that for you the money does not count!

This boat is a bargain. Everything is there.

- Even the spare strings. - The strings are those of the bells.

On a boat there are peaks, the halyards, the ropes, but not the strings!

It's true, sorry. - Fiorella is much scope for boating.

It 'a craze. During the cruises never left by the sailors.

Here's just a sailor: ll But I did not hurt cable.

You could avoid this expense and bring them to the hotel as usual.

In hotel I would have spent 15 days of hell to hear...

" As we enjoyed Ferruzzi uncle's boat."

" What a beautiful boat Casorall uncle." They are for less than all of these" uncles"?

Then I said: " I make the boat too!"

- And 'that big boat? - No, not that.

- So is that? - Nor.

- Roberta! Ben arrived! - Hi! I have kept you waiting?

- Hello, Tatol - Where is our boat?

Arrive at once. - It's largest that of Uncle Casorati?

No, but it is more sporting and marine!

- Good morning, ma'am. - These are. -Hello, Fiorella.

Hello, Claudio. Have fun and do the good. -Yes.

Let me look good. Hello, Peter. Good holiday.

" Professor! Doctor! Only Doctor."

Come on, I opened a wine which is better than champagne!

- Come! - No, thank you. - Roberta, is your ex?

Nothing prejudices, let us know! Come on board!

Do you want? - No, the next year. Now I'm waiting for my boat.

It 'was your idea to come This aircraft carriers here?

- To sminuirmi it to the guys! - There are so mean!

- And it's not an aircraft carrier! - Yeah, it's a portastronzim'!

There's nothing to do, are the usual ordinary!

- Hello. - Hello, Mom!

Help me. Put this in your car.

It makes me a favor'? I watch your luggage...

- I... - Go, I'm there.

When we come back, The Biba is already here.

The company Urcioli is serious. - No. A lady has been waiting 3 months.

Afuria has to wait a family! - I already have it!

Gold is very more interesting than the dollar.

- It all depends on how It goes In the Middle East. - I prefer diamonds.

We knowl invest it in commodities.

Especially wheat. If you are a frost that destroys the crops...

Farmers are killing. . And the prices go up! I'm sorry.

- It says so much nonsense! - Sophie, are Casorati.

See you in Monte Carlo next week.

- Charles and Sophie await us. - If you c. P. I go.

- Roberta, you're always the best! - Yes, I agree.

We sail. - We expect the arrival of the boat of Peter'?

I'm curious to see where they end up children.

- Let me start quiet. - A mother's heart can not control!

We have dinner, we take a nice Rummy...

. . And leave tomorrow morning. -A noon. -Tato, you are a doll!

- I'm tired. - You?

- When you get this boat? - He's coming!

HORN Here it is! Here's our boat!

- Where? - And 'the yellow!

- It's small. - A boat has to be so true.

- We'll have fun. - Doctor, his boat! We arrive!

- What happens? - And 'break-in!

- Watch outl What are you doing? - Do not worry!

- There was not a larger one? - Why keep it so high?

But... Ouchl Mom says- that this is a bad word.

- " Hell" ll call him" Pippin." - Yes, the Pippin. Shit!

What's up? Vai and see!

- What is it? - We lost the propeller.

Let's do something. Doctor, is not nothing.

He lost the propeller, nonsense.

- Get busy. - They did the bin!

- The company Urcioli... - You are not hindrances!

If you want, bring it on board I with my goiter. - Yes we go.

- There are 7, 500 pounds. - Alt! There is a bit 'expensive?

- Be reimbursed by Urcioli. - Why is he with them?

Because the owner tried to be my wife!

Hold here.

By Claudio. Jump. Hey presto!

Bravo! Hold.

Ficrella, wait, Dad gives you a hand.

Look at the color of the boat. It seems a juicer!

It looks like a melon! Jacqueline, come see!

- There is a melon in the seal - Lncredibile!

Want to bet- the doctor is the boat? -Of course!

Poor Robert!

- We are still afloat, doctor! - Thank goodness!

- What happened? - Nothing serious. - I heard a loud noise.

Nothing! The engine is new, is running!

- I told her not to accelerate. - Great precaution!

You mean it! Welcome aboard the Biba.

Ll baby, I guess. - No a baby! -How beautiful you are!

- Heavy. - It helps me with the luggage? - Give it to me.

Do not touch anything, children.

That's it.

Carry within them.

“19e9nere!

Awicinare wants this boat?

She is taken.

- It must make us the bones. Coca-there? - Nothing, it slipped.

The boat is new. Give me the bags, arranged them to him.

Thank you.

- Why do we go from mom? - Hello, Mom! Perhaps we come to you.

- Hello, children! - Not going anywhere.

- We have our boat. - If you give me the money, walk away.

One thing at a time. What is the problem?

- A trifle: the propeller. - The propeller?

We put the reverse gear, the engine went on a high...

. . And lost the propeller. It happens. Not the clay of delivery.

The company is famous Urcioli to make... - Of the crap!

- Who are you? - I got it. She has nothing to do.

- What do we do now? - It remedied immediately.

- Did you get that? - I do not see anything.

Who knows where the fuck the helix is?? over!

What do we do now?

You go to Livorno to take the propeller. It takes us two hours.

Will start tomorrow. - I'll find the propeller. I'll jump.

) The need for help? I have two divers champions of Europe!

I am the world champion! True, guys?

- Ehhl - Never once...

He bought a small jewel of technical and nautical décor.

- Let's start by saying... - What was Immediately detached the propeller.

What will? Can break more important things.

Take, for example, the refrigerator.

Does not work? On-boats never work.

How else would live ones selling ice in the ports?

So is there just for show?

Yes, just for show!

Who decided to take a boat does not pay attention to certain trifles!

So what if there is no propeller and the compass is wrong by 90 degrees!

What is the compass?

- Fail. - Of 90 degrees? - I said " 90"?

- Yes - Exactly!

Take off their degrees east, are added to the west and is resolved.

- Operates the fishfinder? - Yes. . Not.

- A bit'. - Works or not? - Yes, but not to be trusted.

And 'put here by contract, but practically it is a jar.

Report only after the rock that the boat we ran into.

- He has in mind the Titanic? - Yes. Ahh!

- His grandparents on board? - No, I jammed the zipper...

Come in. And 'comfortable?

He made the deal of the century. For the price I paid for it...

To the small numbers. . We must dispense with the bills...

Let's face it... - Let's face. There is a defect in goodwill.

- Do not turn on? - Handle your own. Next.

- Visa? - Not part. - What did I tell you? Allows you?

If you give with the left accarezzamenti of the sides...

LOOK...

It sets in motion. But let's turn off...

. . Because the petrol is low. He wants to put a signature here?

Sign up. - After I sign. Now I'm going to look for the propeller.

- What do you do? - I go to retrieve the propeller.

Otherwise we do not start and makes a Figure of shit before his mother.

It says " poo". Avolte-dad loses his temper.

- She wants some brandy? - Better after.

- Better now. - You will not find anything. -We will see.

Mom, look! Dad seems to superman!

Your husband is crazy? Years ago he made fishing.

- He wants us to see how good he is. - Prepare to get it back again!

Mom! Dad jumped into the sea!

There he is, you see.

You will not find anything under there.

Not gonna make it, dear children. We are not children.

- What good! - What luck!

- Come. - Doctor Bravo! It's all right.

- I take it. - Do not string too.

- Ahhl - Help me.

Let go of the neck, an engineer.

It is stuck-.

- He could put it in the axis. - I did not think.

Thank you. Will not regret it.

Vado. Goodbye, baby. You broke!

- Nice! Goodbye. - Goodbye.

In the whale assl - She said "Ass". - Shh! - He said.

It 'a way of saying, as when it says: " In luck."

We end good luck ass or the whale?

- We end up talking nonsense. - I am not stupid!

Me neither. -At the end Am I the only fool? Let's go.

- What a rip-off you gave him! - What is impiccia?

Your boats drown people.

Dinner consists of a sailor in canned meat...

Canned fruit.. And canned beans.

- Claudio made an Orgasm. - Put it in a box.

Then to bed, Tomorrow morning at dawn.

It says " sail". -Am I Captain, I decide what is said.

- If you go left or right. - It is said a " straight".

Stop making the sapientona or I'll put you in irons.

AS a $1188 K!

I want the beans. - No, you have the Opener too easy.

Eat jam and beans? As you grow your mother?

MUSICAJAZZ

Piero.

- It's still in fashion. - What?

Our song. - It's all here tell me what you wanted?

I was pleased to see you again. After your performance is quiet.

I know that with a dad like you children are in good hands.

You came to tell me these things?

I also wanted to know how they were children.

- Sleep. Tomorrow we leave early. - So... Good night.

Good night.

Luckily with this wind We pulled up the sail.

- It says'"' hoisted. - We hoisted the sail.

The seafaring terms are important. If the moment of danger...

An order is not understood. . , an accident can happen.

That every thing on board has its own name. -Yes, it is true.

- That's it called? - Scorching.

- Holds the boom. - Yeah. - And 'that guy.

I understand. Nostromo, we caught something?

Still no luck. -Trust, see that the prey takes the bait.

Yes, boss. -Come to the helm. Watch your compass.

Do not lose direction. If you go to left, go right, and vice versa.

I'll check If the sail is hoisted well!

Claudio, check the line. Fix it right.

- This bin could move. - It 'a life raft.

E 'to the rescue. Throwing it into water swells...

Becoming a sleeve capable.. To accommodate two or more people.

And 'prowisto of drinking water, food, blankets...

Medicine cabinet.. And flares.

- Mecojonil - How do you speak? Before a lady.

Those are hailing us.

Dad will be friends. Hello!

- Dad, are those your friends? - Who?

No. They want to do the races.

They want to surpass. Overcoming the Biba?

This is the fastest boat of the Mediterranean. We accept the challenge.

Go! Ii? That's it.

How are you, boatswain? It's all right?

They drink our foam!

- Dad! - I come.

- We are reaching. - Who?

Take it. Do not join us.

Greet, because soon no longer see.

Farewell! Watch as hail.

Permo! We tear the whole network!

- Ohh! - Do you want to stop?

What did I tell you? Brava, Biba!

- What do we do? - Nothing. - Perma!

- You have retired! - Look, there's a fish hook.

A fish? The fish!

Want to see what we taken seriously? -How nice!

Harbour motopanfilo at Biba.

Vai-answer. “' Harbour called Biba.

Motopanfilo Biba, step. "' Talk to the owner? Pass."

The daughter. ) There is a complaint for you perfurto of fishing net.

)Traina unmarked...

And failure to rescue.. A boat in distress.

What does it mean? ) Your father must pay a fine...

More than 25,000 pounds.. Per meter network destroyed.

) Back to the port of departure or we pick you up.

'“ Over and out. I have to tell Dad tactfully.

Dad is a successful casino.

Beware of hands!

Go

Thank you. Wait here.

Bel aflemoonl - That is not the boat of your husband? - Yes

I'm going to pay this fine and then come back. Be good.

If there's anything I, I also do the shopping.

- Where do I go? - This way. Come.

Do not move. Will I get a little 'off?

- They bring dad in prison? - I do not know.

- Fiona, Claudio! - Hello, Mom!

Fiorella!

Children, where are you?

Fiorella!

- Look who's here! - Where are my children?

I call the Police. There is crime of child abduction.

- And 'crazy? - Where is my wife?

- My ex-wife. - And 'fell to the ground for over an hour.

I find her alone. -If you want to visit the boat, go ahead...

Roberta. . But no. She was worried about you, Doctor.

Since he arrived he only did bullshit! - She is Attilio, right?

Yes. - Let me show you The biggest bullshit. - Yes?

He throws himself into the sea? This is just beautiful!

Asshole! What the fuck?

Hello. - Hello. -Sit down. They do a fabulous irish coffee.

I order for you too? - I have dinner on board with the boys. Let's go.

Why are you aggressive? - You do not have afford to take the kids.

- Do not raise your voice. - Instead yes. - We all feel.

- Better. - They had left without dinner.

- On board there are provisions for a month. - Can I get them, I'm the mother!

They stay with you 12 months a year, with I only have 15 days. I'm the father!

I'm not surel - Humor has never been your forte.

Education and intelligence are yours. -The blows, yes!

Try it and I split the table in head! You spaccherei-head!

Women do not beat. - Certain Women should always beaten.

I pity you. You do not deserve even contempt.

- Come on. Greet the mother. - Hello, Mom. - Hello.

- ViaVai, is better. - Okay.

It's over breakfast? Crews to place of operation.

Here we are!

Why are you laughing? - The crew is increased. -What?

It means that there are too.

Do not shout for joy because I have a headache.

- When you climb on board? - Last night, while you slept.

I was worried about the children. On this boat, just...

With one that navigation.. I do not know almost nothing.

Go to sunbathe, is good for you.

Be careful.

I propose a truce. You know that a girl I did a lot of races.

Turn off the engine and proceed with the mainsail and jib.

- The breeze is enough. True? - Yes

- Mom was right. - Always. - We have trained well!

I think at the helm.

- The crew is on my side. - Do not give up my degree.

On board the captain's me.

You will be the hub of the second class: you will need to wash, cook...

And. . Sweep the bridge.

When we lived together, to the bridge part, what I did?

Here! Back up the old story!

"The wife's role is limited, that of the castrating mother is..."

" I feel the need. . Sense of fulfillment. " Right?

I have not left only to fulfill myself. - What do you mean?

Your mum one day decided to start his own...

And. . To become a business woman and successful.

Earn a salary- superior to mine! - And the lies?

The betrayals, the escapades continued... How to settle?

From Kabir at Biba. I got it.

Here Biba. Pass.

) Are Attilio. There is Robertina? Can I talk to?

No. On this boat lies and escapades are prohibited.

Over and out.

How dare you interfere in my personal life?

- Why did you come here then? - Do you mind my presence?

As soon as we arrive in Porto Ercole our paths divide.

- Got it? - I'm 5 years which are divided.

There are already 5 years? But!

Now we hear the silence of the sea.

- Shh! - Ahh!

- A bomb! - A bomb?

Here Biba. I call Civitavecchial Pass.

" We hear loud and clear. Pass."

I'm off Capolinaro, we take a cannon!

I paid the fine. I paid port, Pinanza, everything.

It 'exaggeration to bomb us for 500,000 pounds!

No! 750,000 pounds in cash!

" You are in a military area. Allargatevi!

- Allargatevi, you are too close. - It means to change course ""!

Those are not looking. ) They look, but no matter. Widen.

Allarghiamoci.

- There widen. - Put in motion.

Luckily Italy has no atom bombs!

And 'game.

Atavola, is ready. - No odor good! Garlic, olive oil and pepper.

- I want so much! - I prefer the meat-.

The pasta is fattening. - In 2000 fat women will go out of fashion.

Do not worry. Engagement session.

- Pass me the dishes. - Yes

Remember when we known'? - Yes, from your brother.

Why? - There were noodles garlic, olive oil and even there.

Unforgettable evening.

I just remember it was a stomach ache!

- No, I can tell. - Love at first sight.

I want more dough. - Finish this and then we will get back.

What are your plans?

Projects? - That your arrival here. After so long...

5 years are not that many.

Instead they are many.

Do not think that we... In short...

- Laugh before... - I already know what you're getting.

I said so, just to... There you might rethink?

- Are you crazy? - No.

- No. You know. - Yes, I was joking.

I wanted to ask you something. Can I ask you a question?

- I already have done so many. - Ln these 5 years...

. . You had the... Relations?

You do not think that for 5 years I have sworn to chastity?

- Why, then? - Sure.

- So... - I had some flirtation.

- Have something to say? - No, you're a free woman.

It's your life and administers the way you want.

I tried to forget. You understand, right?

Of course. I bet did you do that very well.

Do not be offensive.

I'm sure your adventures were higher than mine.

I am a man. - Yeah, forget that modern little man you were!

- What feminist ideas! - Save your irony!

I'm not jealous, I would like to keep out stories from your children.

- Forget about these topics. - Let's talk about spaghetti.

Spaghetti exceptional. AI dente, hot at the right point.

I made a deal to get you on board as a cook! "' Mom, Dad!"

- Claudio has caught a fish! - I come.

- It took Claudio? - Yes-What do we do?

- We eat or we free? - Release it.

The resume when it is most great. - You have the business sense.

It is unrelated to the boom. - I'm afraid of sharks. - Here we are.

- Moml - We must secure the boom!

- Cazza the mainsaill - Okay!

- I feel bad! - He returned inside. Take cover.

Okay. Return.

- I feel bad. - Me too. -Seriously!

I have crushed the...

- I feel bad. - Me too.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Do not you quit? It's clear. - Sky Clear the boat bridle.

The sky is clear. Clear-sky announces awerso time.

It's quiet. Sea-very calm, put away the crutch.

There's breeze. - Breeze in the morning, remains at the dock.

But it is afternoon. - If you are in port in the afternoon, you must not move.

He lost the rhyme! -Mom we bought the ski ensemble.

- I'll be like that of Thoeni. - I'll like to Stenmark.

- Help. - Have you robbed a supermarket?

Here the prices are low. In Milan, I would have paid double.

I think sol The winter stuff in summer!

[ Loved this sweater] I got it for you, do you like?

- I will put it at Christmas! - Should I go into a boutique.

- I am penniless. -What? - And then I'll pay you a refund.

- How? - 600,000 Lire. - Here.

I have no cash. What I I used it to pay the fine.

- A check Pagli. - Do not accept them.

Then he resumed his sweaters and brings them back on.

- The stuff I bought myself. - Find a way to pay.

- Sorry if I asked you a favor! - Okay, you're excused.

The hotel chain Philip ll Regency is not here?

E 'on the hill. -Belongs the company I work for.

They'll give me the money-Come, children. There is also a swimming pool.

- Dad is not? - No, it remains to put in place.

- See if you can also find a toboggan. - Funny!

By Kabir at Biba. Answer!

Talk as well. "' Robertina, lovel I am, Attilio."

I had known! "' We Argentario too."

)AND 'was tremendous. Casorati has Princess Tadioli vomited on.

Really? ) Yes, sauteed clams!

I do not give a fuck! Step!

) Put me through Roberta? There is.

In other hand I have here two cosine that she has broken!

He wants to talk to them? Pass.

) I suck. I close.

Dr. Sabelli!

It's me. - There is a urgent call to the phone.

Which way? In-bar.

Piero? No, nothing serious. An opportunity for both you and for me.

You have the case with dental devices?

Come here. Mrs. Hamilton, the principal shareholder of the company..

. . Urgently need you. And 'desperate-.

There is a dentist within 50 kilometers.

I'm on vacation and do not want to work in the mouth of an old English!

It is not for you. And 'his David which has a carious tooth.

He complains. Tonight did not sleep none.

Be polite. Ll your intervention I would provide some nice benefits.

) Who is David? - A Danish. You will know remove a tooth with a Dane, is not it?

I removed the teeth to Danish Swedes, Germans...

Once also a fag Spanish!

I only do this for you, But I broke. -You are very kind.

When her husband? David suffers a lot.

Then? E 'arrived at this time.

Just as well. Let's go.

Piero. -Thanks for coming. Heal my David?

- I will do everything possible. - David is in good hands.

- The children? - I'm in the pool.

This way. It's terrible see David suffer like this...

I found youl At the port they told me you were here.

You are beautiful.

I love him very much. It's very young, can not stand the pain.

I suffer when he suffers, are like his mother.

- I do not speak Danish. - He understands all languages.

French, English, German... ) Uhhh!

- And 'him? - Yes. What suffering! Come at once.

Look! How beautiful!

- And 'This is the Danish? - Pure Danish. My sweet David!

There is a misconception. They are the primary Dental Institute of Rome.

I am not a veterinarian. - David is edited by great doctors.

Never vets! His doctor is the Queen of England.

Honestly, I do not care.

- How can you say so? - Uhhh!

- Look how she suffers! - I am very sorry-.

In this country Doctors treat the Christians...

Veterinary care. . And the beasts. 2,000 pounds.

Okay. More than 4 million!

- I do not have the courage to attend. - Remains there.

Good, Davidino!

Do not be...

NOISE DI VETRI INFRANTI " Open your mouth!"

) Open... Ahhh! Spring!

NOISE DI VETRI INFRANTI

the SI RUMORI INTERROMPONO

That's it.

His tooth!

Here there is enough ivory to make the handle of an umbrella!

David!

Il my poor David!

Love!

It's dead! You killed him!

I drugged perestrargli the tooth.

Why did not you local anesthesia?

How do you make a shot on the gum of a Danish?

- Murderess! - Forget it.

- Give me L 2,000. - I'll give you 2,000 spitting in the eye!

They are forced 2,000 times to send her to fuck!

Superboy Supergirl calls. Answer.

Supergirl Superboy calls.

Here Superboy. Indeed, Superplayboy, modestly!

- Play. - Note, a parent arrives.

- What are you doing? - Hey! - Where is Mommy?

At the hairdresser. - Let's play with The radios that gave us Attilio.

Yes, I use them in my helicopter to talk with the pilot.

With $ 20,000 will give you three!

“ They come from the States, " where my mother married a millionaire."

- She comes from where? - From Kabir.

We are the big harbor. Look, Dr. Sabelli.

Il Casorati for having on board Roberta also invites her and the children.

- Glad? - Very. - Yes, it is best Kabir of Biba.

- There is also the film. - No one asked you anything.

We'll have fun. They have organized also an underwater treasure hunt.

- You have to swim very well. - How do you swim?

- Very well. - Better so! -Oh, God!

Come on. - What does it do? I also threw in the pool?

- You are really weird! - So you learn!

- Piero, kids! - Hello, Mom!

- What has happened? - Tell you later.

- What have you done? - Murderess!

Time.

We must continue alone our cruise.

The mother has returned to Milan due to work commitments.

Do not tell lies. Have argued again.

She is angry with me, I with it, but it is not the first time.

The Biba will arrive in Costa Smeralda even with small crew.

After all, She was only a second hub.

- You look a little 'pissed. - No, I'm not...

Do not swear! I'm annoyed because...

I'll explain tomorrow. Now go to bed. On.

Hello. - Lady Hamilton sends to 2,000 pounds and an apology.

- I do not know what to do. - So I keep them.

Intendevo apologies! I need the money.

I see that you are developing business sense!

Better late than neverl Already on Kabir?

I board tomorrow morning. They are for me.

If you want to sleep here, by not bother anyone.

I'd rather go to the hotel.

Whatever. In a hurry?

- No, why? - Stay 5 more minutes.

To listen your usual talk nasty?

No, I promise.

I'd forgotten I was so beautiful.

- Speech ugly? - No, but let the compliments.

- Do not want to seduce mel - What are you saying?

Seduce my wife? After so many years that I know you...

I know your faults, your strengths... I know all about you.

- Everything? - I never understood a thing.

Because when I'm back by Congress in Turin...

I have not found the most. . 7 As you could get away with the children?

If you do not know! Who does not want to understand will never understand.

Already angry. Why memories Only the bad times?

- It's late, I'm leaving. - It 'a goodbye?

- I think it's a farewell. - So let's drink.

These days have been very beautiful.

- They also said the boys. - Nothing emotional blackmail.

Do not fall into the pathetic! - We were fools to spoil everything.

- Yes, but not my fault. - Certainly not.

Do not think you can fix it?

- No, it's over. - Forever'? -Yes, forever.

- It's sad, right? - So sad!

- Too bad. - Yes, too bad.

Good-bye. Good-bye.

Bella maneuver! "' Excuse me, We have forgotten the fenders!"

- We realized it. - Mom! -What is it?

- Claudio is sick. - What? -What is it, love?

- It makes me sick to my stomach. - What did you give him something to eat?

- Onions, tuna, beans... - And two watermelons.

Shut up! Now the mother- remains with you, everything goes coséti-.

If Mom is sleeping with Claudius, I sleep with you. Are you happy?

Yes, I am very happy! Come.

Then stay!

- Spring as well. - Well. - All clear forward.

- Matches? - Let in Sardinia. In Porto Cervo.

- Blessed are youl Goodbye. - Hello!

Good voyage!

Go to Porto Cervo with that boat!

Who goes to Porto Cervo the sea remains the servant!

I'm going to pack. It is in Cortina!

- Let in Sardinia, Mom? - Sure.

- Sardinia is a city? - It's an island, donkey!

An island in the sea? Mom, you say that daddy is?

- Yes, it's great. - Dad? - No, the island!

You know that between 26 hours and a half we arrived?

- It will be dark. - At night it is usually dark.

Dad, come on.

What has happened?

Look in front of you.

There is no longer the world.

It's true, you no longer see the ground.

Not seen again, if someone does not return to the helm.

If we lose the route, not find it anymore!

There is a helicopter that is here.

- Here are the flowers. - Give it to me. -Come.

- Leave, love. - To you it is time to rest.

- I want to see the dolphins. - At this time we do not see.

- All below deck. - And 'that crazy Attilio!

An elegant gesture, very discreet. A true gentleman!

Have you moved? -A woman pleased to receive flowers.

You are a feminist only when it comes to payroll and to wash.

And I'm sexist if I incazzo when they throw flowers to my wife!

There is a basic misunderstanding: I'm not your wife.

I'm your ex-wife and I receive all the flowers I want!

- I am a free woman. - Since this is my boat...

I do what I think. .!

Also I'm free!

You are a peasant, even if you are the owner of the boat!

Better lout like that idiot what comes with the helicopter!

- Leave the poor Attilio. - I know it is very rich!

I have the good taste not to say phrases offensive on behalf of Alessia!

[Alessia-who? - Fantastic] We are still at this point!

- Your nurse lover! - Are you well-informed, good!

You're wrong. Between me and Alessia there is only a working relationship.

And 'work? Congratulations.

I leave and you lose Attilio Remember to Alessia. Okay?

Why are you back? - To bring money to pay for this tub!

Do not offend you or Biba I the same fate of the flowers!

- You could leave nowl - Only had to ask me.

Do not throw anyone out of my boat, even the jerks!

As soon as we arrive in Sardinia You never see me again!

"' It's a promise?"

Would you be happy if Mum and Dad did the peace?

I hope not! - Why? It would be nice to live together.

- I would like. - Not sure what you say.

Having divorced parents is an advantage.

The grandparents make you gifts because you suck.

Mom makes you gifts for themselves Best wishes to you fathers.

Dad does the same thing.

What paracula!

- Look, I still have a ship! - I have an octopus.

What are you doing?

Coupons! Now let's see.

- Collision Course! - Where?

Watch out, boys! Good thing I left out the fenders!

- Be careful. - There is none.

How? Board? Sleep?

- Hello? - No.

The body of the spinnaker There has harnessed.

Val you at the controls, you're more experienced. We are saved because of you.

For once...

That means that it is a real boat, Mom!

- Why have not you bought this? - The dentists do not earn much!

What does it do? Spring-the top!

You can not! I see nothing!

- Exit, do not be stupid! - Ahh!

Could there be anyone?

Hey, on board!

You got me scared! Let's go.

I give the orders. The boat is mine with everything there is on board.

Reselling this boat I do a new study.

I saw before me, the money is mine.

According to the rules of piracy...

Belongs to those who prey.. Takes possession. Okay?

Maybe even by force!

- Try it! - I tryl - The children will feel.

You know that after love I go off the heading.

- Dumb. - Say it again. - Dumb!

- There are 12 kilometers. - No, meters!

- What is that? - A socket neck.

- How does it work? - Here is the north.

Here is Milan.

What? I you are towing?

Roba's crazy! This is your boat?

- A Viking? - I am a solo sailor.

I was in the bathroom. Who are you?

- I do not understand. - Go back to your boat.

Let it be my brother. Help!

- The children! - What has happened?

- Viking'll beat Fiorellal - Who are you?

- Why beats my daughter? - When slaves are never there.

SPEAKS IN INGLESE

You do not understand! - Do not Tell swearing in front of children.

- What did he say? - I do not know, but we'll be insulting.

Do not insult anyone. I said: What you're Kazumba.

Do not insult! Come, let us this ugly boat!

- Hold! - Did he hurt you? They are women...

- But you're a manl - Wait!

Roberta, detached or it kills us!

Viking'll be pissed!

Piero! Where to go?

Pai early to beat him. I want to leave!

What do you do? Hurry up!

Stop joking!

- Dad, hurry up, I soaked! - We are pulling!

Then? We're leaving!

Go on without me? Are you crazy?

- Come? - Here I am.

- Kazumbal - You and your sister!

- Go back to your country! - Roberta!

Will you come back? Fiorella, vai to help dad.

- I can swim too? - Do not be silly!

Look behind Dad!

- There's a nice fish behind you. - I will eat tonight!

Watch out! There's a shark!

Do not let it go!

HORN

Hello!

- Hello, Attiliol - Hello, Roberlina!

- Hello! - Hello, Roberta!

What are you doing? Greetings cafonauti " these"?

- We almost sank. - And 'the law of the sea.

Big fish eat little fish. The whale eats tuna.

Really the whale eats tuna?

- Sure. - And how do you open the box?

I do not care the whale and tuna!

I have my boat. God gave It to me and woe to anyone who touches it. - Earth!

- Costa Smeralda, here I am! - And 'that Sardinia? - Yes

I brought you there precise as a clock.

I had done the only crossing the lake of Castel Gandolfo!

Is there room here? - There are races. Parking is not.

Then they say that there is a crisis!

We will stay overnight in the harbor.

See, Fiorella? They all die of hunger.

Piers!

Hellol -Who is that? I think you know.

Will greet you, I've never seen!

I seemed to have told your behalf. -Will the hallucinations.

I have traded for another.

I exchanged it for Alessia. Do not say: Alessia " who?"...

Why are not stupid. . I View Alessia-anywhere!

We want to ruin our holiday? Daddy brings you take a bath.

After we find a place in harbor.

- And 'that your boat? - Yes - That's disgusting! Are not you ashamed?

- There is also a bathroom and kitchen. - It is your?

Half and half Dad's mother. The rest is ours.

In my father are 4 bathrooms, swimming pool and cinema.

- In the mine there is also an elevator. - What we have him in Milan.

A Milan-everyone has one! Your father was a grocer?

No, the dentist. - I'll do the bankrupt, is in the newspapers.

- My mother is a manager. - A real lady does keep.

Let's go for a swim. Come, Claudio? -Yes.

- Let us also? - Yes, but the other side.

Here I am.

- I have taken another 4 or 5. - Bravo.

They say that hedgehogs are aphrodisiacs.

Just eat and wait.

- Do you believe? - I do not need.

Do not know about you. - I never had of these problems.

- Keep. - I do not know if you remember. - Ln 5 years the memories are tarnished.

We want to give him a refresher?

- Give me the spoon? - Here it is. -Thank you.

Damn! -Still naked in front of you wonder?

- Provincial. - You do not have them looked at?

- I looked normal. - Rather not me?

With two-eyel I looked at her, not him.

- Ah! - What happens? - 'Ll Curl-.

- You see. - Look.

There are few thorns. I got it. Stay calm.

I'm calm. Do not hurt me.

- Quiet. - Careful with that boxcutter.

- Ahl - Done.

It was just a big plug. I think even the small ones.

You're good.

Roberta.

Pai a moment's pause.

If I do that causes problems, I go away the voice.

I'm going to get the papers.

- We also go. - No, stay hereto help my mother.

- There is Claudio. - Why not me? - Because you're a sissy.

Stay up to help her mother in women's work " and" womanly.

- I'm too anti-feminist? - No, too stupid!

Let's go! We are two tomboys!

From Kabir at Biba.

- Hello? Here Biba. - Robenina? Attilio.

What are you doing there? When soft that pot float?

Plan! You do me wrong! I'm doing good to you-.

- Are you coming or not coming? Pass. - I do not think I will.

I sent the flowers, I have a diamond two-carat, what am I doing?

They reason that the other six again become a borghesuccia!

Say the cost of the flowers, refund them to you!

Stoppatelom'll geml Hello, nice! - Hello?

- He attacked. - A bit 'of enamel, doctor?

No. The nail polish they put the fags. They are stylish!

Indovina who is?

- Why did not you greeted? - I am here with my son.

I'm your nurse manager. What's wrong if I say hello?

Yeah. I was pleased to see you. Hello. - No, wait.

Tonight you have to come to Candlestick. There Professor Laurinchia.

Search for a new assistant. With your own recommendation, perhaps...

You do not need a recommendation.

Between us, nothing will change.

I would pay more. - Do not I come, there is Roberta.

- Your ex-wife? - Yes-I come to see you on board.

- But... - Love, meet me at Candlestick.

At exactly ten o'clock. Come, I come to you otherwise.

See you there.

I heard it all. Then? - 5,000.

What? - 5,000 pounds, I tell my mom everything else.

This is called blackmail. It 'a very serious crime.

Then 10,000. I'm not dirty consciousness for so little!

Batteries do not work. Then?

I'm going to see the coffin the boxing match live.

Are you coming? You do not care, I already knew.

- Claudio door. - I can not go.

- Why? - I made a resolution.

If he made a resolution, I'm going.

- Have you made a resolution? - Yes

Dear doctor! And 'here with his wife? - No-.- - Where is Robert?

He had a headache. - Celebrating My daughter who is no longer Miss.

If he had known Roberta that his daughter had married...

- No, he fucked with the sailor. - About time! After three cruises!

- Let's dance. - Yes

- They always talk like daughter'? - You saw it?

- It's that? - Exactly.

- Piero. - Hello.

Laurinchia like you is not accurate.

Do not tarry. - Hopefully, here are friends of my wife.

- I am concerned. - Let's dance.

No. There is Roberta.

There she is.

That is your wife? It was not too old and ugly?

It has been shed. -Now I understand why... Laurinchia!

Give me a whiskey!

Who lost the boxing match?

PIERO RIESCE NOT TO SPEAK Have you lost your voice! I know why!

- I can explain everything. - He explained everything Claudio.

- I gave him 10,000 lire! - And I 20,000!

- Dottorsabelli. - DottorSabelli.

Roberta, meet a colleague. Ll Professor Laurinchia.

And Mrs. Laurinchia. They were married recently.

Do not exaggerate. The Alessia is still his favorite assistant.

Give it some time. - And we asshole to asshole!

- What did he say? - I have not grasped very well.

What did he say? - I ask the lord and lady!

- How dare you? - Quiet!

Professor Laurinchia, you are a dickhead!

[ Piero, listen] Leave me alone.

- I just give up? - Why? - I join my wife.

- Robertinal What do you say? - Go to hell!

It will have a fight with the fucker of her husband. -Can you swim, right?

Do it alone.

Bitches, do not help me?

- Stop! Enough! - What?

Enough of Kabir, uncles, Alessia. Are you kidding me 5 years!

I'? From 5 years waiting to see who will make the first step-.

I will not. - Instead yes. And I must also apologize.

You convinced me. Sorry!

The eye! Play it again if have the courage! - With pleasure!

Come here!

I do not control anymore!

What do you want? -How you were at the congress in Turin?

- At the convention? - You should remember it.

L-thirty. You and 29-whores!

You told me you had a meeting important for your career.

Now you know that I left because I was sick of your lies!

You have not changed and therefore Now I'm leaving for good.

I'm going too!

Indeed, I gotta tell you!

- What? - I love you!

I'm crazy about you, I'm 5 years I wait to find you.

I want to live with you, grow old with you. Do you understand?

That is the Biba!

The childrenl -You are disconnected the moorings! - Raggiungiamoli.

We can not get to swim!

We take the dinghy.

Will achieve them.

- He's leaving. - I had moored well!

Vai, I keep the boat stopped.

- Children, where are you? - Welcome on board.

Dad! Mom!

If you are good, there's going to happen.

- I want to explain? - There is nothing to explain.

- We took the boat. - Where do you go? - Ln Corsica.

In Corsica? Ah! They range in Corsica.

- Do not be a jerk or I'll kill you. - You said " asshole"!

- He knows. -Who are you? - You can not answer, is dumb.

It took 10 years for multiple rape!

I do not know what I mean. Get busy!

Dall'Asinara we escaped.

Do not politicians! Common.

We got stuck in a barrel because we do not know how to swim!

You could not choose another bank?

- With Kabir did before. - This boat is fine.

- We also pay for the trouble. - Do you have the money?

Yes, yours!

- Do you have a cigarette? - Do not smoke. - Me neither.

What good! Did you set in motion!

Beware, if you get angry, have trouble!

You're good...

- We're screwed! - Ah!

You have a costume? Put it and go upstairs to get the sun.

You vei at the helm. You have to look like a couple on a trip.

Sump! Penna!

Good morning, gentlemen.

We are patrolling the coast.

We know that two escaped by sea are here.

They are dangerous. If you see something suspicious...

Please get in touch.. With the Harbour Master.

Thank you. Let's go.

When they are large, you close the other eye!

Portals inside. In Corsica we get there alone.

Here, eat-

In Corsica we'll fill your belly lobster!

But you're following the plot?

Ouch! Holy shit!

The caries

As soon as I go start a fight.

You have to cover the call I'll do the police.

Street. - Children, stop it! Do not make me angry!

Biba calls Master. It's urgent. Pass.

That stuff Grandma brought from Zurich.

Call the Police, the Harbour. Pass.

) Hurry up and come, caviar ends.

- Allow free channel. - I'm tired of fighting with you.

- Vaisee what happens. - Here Biba. Help!

Listen to mel We are surrounded with the sails of assholes!

What should we do?

Get behind the wheel. We like this morning.

- Dad! - Shh! -Mom!

Open up! Shut up!

SALUTE IN INGLESE

- Have you anything for a toothache? - Sure.

She is lucky. I am a dentist.

Get busy.

Paccia see.

- Who has made them to him? - Ln prison.

- Belli. - Where to go? - I take the bag with tools.

- Ahhl - I come.

Paccia see.

Take away the gun, because... well I

Paccia see.

There's a festering. Must be anesthesia for the extraction.

Toglimelo without anesthesia.

- It will be tough. - I have the balls! I am a man.

Ahhh!

And 'ethically wrong farsoffrire the patient!

I'll give you a local anesthetic.

Yes or no? If it do?

I do it?

Today I feel suffocated.

Thanks, very kind.

You must be What a savage!

Take your time.

Calmly!

A bit 'at a time. Calm.

This does not work!

- Did I hurt you? - No.

They killed my mother and father. What do we do?

Vendichiamoci. Turning this valve will sink the boat.

They can not swim and we did. If the take-in the bucket!

The anesthesia lasts half an hour. Upon awakening would make a mess!

- We have the gun. - I hate guns!

It's dangerous to deprive all jackets.

You do not want them to drown!

We have the Meta“.

- Hurry up. - Done. Goodbye.

Oh, children!

So you are alive! We have sunk the Biba!

Come here, Claudio.

- The boat is sinking! - I know.

S launches. O. S. I put a life jacket for children.

What S. O. S. 7 The radio does not work anymore.

We no longer even the lifesaver!

How did you come to mind?

Do not know we had liquidated those two!

Luckily we the raft!

- So you see how it works. - I'd have done without!

Fiorella, when it swells?

Can I swim? - Soon we will do it all. Unfortunately.

Fortunately we are on a dry.

If we ended on a fat, we were more comfortable!

Do you realize whet the situation we?

I say these things just to defuse the situation!

Dad? How long will we stay here on?

In short... - Dad, do as you did with the propeller.

Vai underwater collect the Biba and hardfacing.

What are you saying?

Sooner or later someone will.

It 'true that sooner or later someone will?

The thing I'm sorry you have lost faith.

No, I've got one. I have faith foreveryone.

I was talking about the wedding left in the drawer.

Il tray in the table is under water.

- I am going to take it. - Piero...

How do you do? You can not!

While we are I take the costume parts?

Why not go higher?

Do not be afraid, and if it passes someone do the signals.

The mother went to help daddy!

The bathroom they all do Unless I!

NOISE DI ELICOTTERO

Hello!

Zio Attilio has caught! - Mom says we should not call them uncles.

It means that we will not go more of those beautiful boats?

Expects me to accomplish 16 years Then we start again!

Next year Daddy will buy a boat?

Now it also has the gain of Mom will buy one more beautiful.

- Always-colored poop? - No, a color more chic!

When they wake up? I am fed up!

They're locked in that room a day and a half.

- Dad, Moml - Mom, Dad!

Wake up! Mom!

You Mom!

I am speechless! - Maybe there were drafts in the room.

I know that there were drafts!