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- Megan filed for divorce.
- I'm actually down
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to play whoever wins.
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Hinkley Hills is Caucasian.
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That's the Burbs, babes.
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The evil overlord Agnes.
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Bill, you missed a spot.
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Marty and I
moved here 15 years ago.
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Goodnight, my love.
Unfortunately, he passed.
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When you have neighbors,
you're never alone,
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even when you wanna be.What happened?
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There was a little quibble.
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Things got a little heated.
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You're an asshole.
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Don't you think we should
know what he's up to?
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Hello?
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Look, we need
to get out of here.
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It's the grave
of Alison Grant.
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Do you mean that Gary
might have killed that girl?
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I think
I hit something. Shit.
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Thanks
for stopping by, neighbors.
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This was so reckless.
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I know something's wrong.
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"Rob shows a proclivity
towards violence."
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Enough!
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What's in there?Nothing.
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Let's just say it's not Gary
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that we need
to be worried about.
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It's Rob.
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Why the fuck
do you still have her phone?
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You gotta get rid of it.It was 20 years ago.
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Her body isn't down there.
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So just drop it!
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Where'd you go?
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Just grabbing some water.
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Oh, oh, uh-uh.
I got exactly what you need.
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Look, see?
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All good. Almost home.
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Hi. Yoo-hoo. Samira.
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Hi.
Sorry, I'm totally blanking.
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Lauren Daniels.
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We met outside the shops
in the Plaza the other day.
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Yes, yes. Uh, sorry.
I don't know where my head went.
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Baby brain.
I totally get it.
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You remember my daughter, Ains.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Good to see you, guys.
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Oh, babe.
- It gets easier. I promise.
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That's what
they keep telling me.
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It's true.
And you're already so brave
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bringing him out into public.
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I refused to take
Ainsley anywhere
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until she had her second round
of shots, like, nowhere.
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We were completely housebound.
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Really? Is that normal?
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No, it was insane.
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Also known as the new normal.
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Ains and I are almost done
with our little walk.
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Thank God.
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But I'll see you at the block
party on Sunday, right?
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- What block party?
- Are you kidding?
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The block party.
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Ugh, here, okay.
I have the thing.
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Oh.
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How did I not see this?
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Baby brain. It's real.
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My mother planned
a beautiful party.
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All you have to do
is walk outside your house.
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Right. Agnes is your mother.
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I knew that.
- Yes,
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and I appreciate
your sympathetic tone.
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The HOA throws it every year.
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It's, um, it's a celebration
of the community.
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The whole village comes.
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The village of Hinkley Hills.
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I really hope
you can make it, Samira.
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There'll be so many
nice people for you to meet,
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other moms, and my mother
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has, uh, really outdone
herself this year.
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Okay. We'll see you soon.
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Come on, hon.
Did you put some lotion on?
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No.
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Come on, you can do it.
You can do it, baby.
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What do you think, Miles?
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Come on.
Ready to party?
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Agnes,
are you here to apologize
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for falsely accusing me
of absconding with your dog?
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Ha. No.
Have you cleaned out the fridge?
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- What?
- Your walk-in.
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The meat delivery
for the block party
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arrives tomorrow
and it needs to be stored.
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Bill will bring the truck by.
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And also how many pies
are you making?
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- How many pies?
- Marty's apple pie.
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He always did a baker's dozen.
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But under the circumstances,
how many can I put you down for?
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Look, Agnes,
the walk-in fridge, the pies,
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the whole stupid block party,
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that was Marty's thing,
not mine.
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And now he's gone.
So you and Bill
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will just have to find
someplace else
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to store your sausage.
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Lynn...
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...I know you've had
a very difficult time
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but this is my last year
as HOA president.
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Are you dying?
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Gracefully retiring,
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making way for a new generation
of leadership.
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Well, until then,
stay the fuck out of my fridge!
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You're gonna regret this!
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The nerve of that woman.
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Marty's barely cold
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and she's demanding
his fridge space.
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Honey,
it's been six months.
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Marty's plenty cold.
- And she wants his pie.
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Uh, I love pie.
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I know his pie is famous
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but I am not just an extension
of my dead husband.
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I am a human being
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with my own thoughts
and feelings,
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and my feeling right now
is that Agnes Festerson
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can fester right off.
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Well, I'm sorry, Lynn.
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Guys, this block party
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seems like it's gonna be
a pretty big deal, huh?
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I wonder if Betsy and Gary
are gonna show up.
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Betsy does not exist.
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What are you talking about?
We met her.
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She has no digital footprints,
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no social media,
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no real person involved.
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Come on. Betsy Wilsons,
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there's gotta be
thousands of them out there.
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Hundreds of thousands
of Elizabeth Wilsons.
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Any number of them
may choose to go by Betsy
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but none are she.
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And you've gone
through all of them?
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I've already said too much.
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The party really is a blast.
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I think you and Rob
will have a nice time.
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Rob and I aren't exactly
at our most loving right now.
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- What do you mean?
- Nothing. Couple's fight,
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especially when you add
a baby to the equation.
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I'm sure it all
will just blow over, right?
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What? What's that look?
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Samira, when you and Rob argue,
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um, you feel safe, don't you?
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I mean, does he ever,
uh, threaten you
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or become physically aggressive?
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- No. Why would you say that?
- I wasn't going to say anything.
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Famous last words.
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When I was
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watching Miles
the other night,
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I happened across a file
in Bev's office.
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So you were snooping?
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Not through
any of your things,
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but two hours unsupervised
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in my snootiest
neighbor's house,
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I'm only human, honey.
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Go on.
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There was
a psychiatric evaluation.
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What did it say?
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Uncontrollable outbursts,
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a lack of self-control.
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Sounds like he was
a pretty angry little guy.
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An angry teenage boy. Really?
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Did you also find
a tape recording
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of him having a tantrum
as a toddler?
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Well, we didn't
wanna say either
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but there is a door
in the Victorian
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and Rob's name is on it.
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Don't touch my phone.
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Okay, guys. Robert?
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You know how many Roberts
there are in the world?
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4,738,489
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in the United States,
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none of whom
grew up across the street
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from the girl whose name
is also in the closet.
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Alison.
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What are you all trying to say?
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Oh. It's him.
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"When will you be home?"
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Sounds pretty controlling.
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The baby needs
to eat, okay? It's fine.
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Fine is the other F word
Julia likes to say.
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- Everything is fine.
- Okay.
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See you guys later.
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Lay off the wine.
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Rob?
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Samira?
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What are you doin'?
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Making dinner.
In the dark?
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I was trying to surprise you.
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I just got him down.
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Rob, I'm sorry
but you scared me.
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You came out of nowhere.
- Shh. Keep your voice down.
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Holding a knife
with blood on your hands.
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Blood? It pomegranate juice.
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I was in the middle of plating
that lovely pomegranate salad
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that you like
with the goat's cheese.
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I haven't had a lot of luck
going out recently,
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so I thought I'd do you
a romantic dinner here instead,
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seeing as you always
come back from Lynn's
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all tipsy and happy
and relatively normal seeming.
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Normal seeming? You're the one
that's not acting normal.
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I saw you the other night
going into the woods.
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Yeah. You said
you were gonna get water?
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I saw you leaving.
You lied to me.
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You've been lying
the whole time.
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- About what?
- Your name.
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Tod saw it on a door
in the Victorian.
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Oh, God, when was that?
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When you were over there
vandalizing the basement?
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Oh, please.
You knew that girl, Rob.
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You knew her
and you need to admit it.
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I never said that I didn't.
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And you went to a psychiatrist
in high school?
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Yeah. That's hardly a secret.
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For anger issues?
I'm your wife.
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Why wouldn't you tell me
something like that?
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We've only been together a year
and a half. It never came up.
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It should come up.
That's come-up stuff.
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Fine. What do you wanna know?
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I wanna know everything,
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the truth, the whole truth.
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Okay.
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The whole truth, counselor,
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is that maybe my name
is written on a door
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in the house across the street.
I've no memory of it
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but it's definitely possible
because we were friends.
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And I did see a psychiatrist
a couple of times
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when I was in high school
because said friend
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suddenly disappeared.
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And my mother,
you know, moved the--
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was completely contrary
to her entire British being,
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thought that maybe
it was a good idea for me
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to talk to someone
about my feelings after that.
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Did it help?
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Yeah. A lot.
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So much so that when we met,
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and fell in love,
and suddenly got pregnant,
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and married 20 years later,
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it wasn't really
at the forefront of my mind.
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Look, I love all of this
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but it has been a lot, Samira.
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So the truth is the other night,
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I did sneak out
into the woods for 20 minutes
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to smoke a joint.
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Miles was asleep,
everything was fine.
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But I didn't tell you
'cause I felt guilty.
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I felt guilty
that I can go for a smoke
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and you can't because
there's insufficient studies
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into the effect of THC
on breastmilk.
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Because nobody thinks
about the mother's comfort.
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I do though.
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I think about your comfort
every single hour
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of every single day.
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He's out.
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He's perfect.
258
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,678
He is.
259
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,773
I'm sorry.
260
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,252
I know.
261
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,777
Maybe I just need
to get out more,
262
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:32,953
see people.
263
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,042
There is that event
this weekend.
264
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,653
The HOA Block Party.
265
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,655
Yeah, we got a flyer for it
in the mailbox.
266
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,483
- I'm in.
- You are?
267
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:45,486
It's a party. Parties are fun.
268
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,748
Well, it used to be fun.
269
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,663
Used to be fun?
270
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:52,536
Babe, we are fun.
We're so much fun.
271
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,843
Let's be fun.
272
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,118
- It's such a pretty day out.
- So beautiful.
273
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,993
Oh, look, balloons.
274
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,298
There's actually
a lot of stuff here.
275
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:18,388
Yeah. No expense spared.
276
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,440
Good morning.
There's the...
277
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,574
You, uh, think
Gary's gonna show?
278
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,925
What if we don't worry
about him?
279
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,014
What if we just try to have fun?
280
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,407
Fun, remember?
- Yes, fun.
281
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,582
Hi, Samira and Rob.
282
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,758
- Hey.
- Hi.
283
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,934
man: Thank you.
- Thank you.
284
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,500
That little girl's
gonna make some money.
285
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,632
That's awesome.
A trash bin for you,
286
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,938
a trash bin for you.
287
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,592
Hey, don't forget
to take out the trash.
288
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:49,985
Robert.
girl: Look, Daddy!
289
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,335
- Oh. Hey, Walters.
- Hi.
290
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:55,034
For the little one.
291
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,862
Oh, he's probably
a little bit young for, uh...
292
00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,648
Oh. Don't worry.
He'll grow into it.
293
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:03,129
Ah, you made it!
294
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,000
We did.
Okay.
295
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,741
This is Lauryn.
- With a Y,
296
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,699
dying to meet you,
gagging over you.
297
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,353
And Kate.
298
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,225
Hi. I'm Kate.
299
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,444
I already said that. Kate's
new here to Hinkley Hills.
300
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:17,317
She moved here a couple years
ago after her husband died.
301
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,058
In a car accident.
I'm sorry.
302
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,450
No, no, we were separated,
303
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,235
so please don't let that hijack
304
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,366
this conversation.
305
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,585
This is about you,
306
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,717
you and only you.
307
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,675
Hello, Rob.
308
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,808
Oh.
309
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,680
I, uh, better go check
on Naveen.
310
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:35,726
She's in good hands.
Okay. What do you need?
311
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,467
Pediatrician, pedicure, podiatrist?
312
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,165
Want me to hold the baby
to give your back a break?
313
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,775
Um, I'm not sure.
314
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,516
Not writing him off yet.
We get it.
315
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,735
- We totally do.
- Totally.
316
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,564
Ooh, isn't this so exciting?
Yeah, we're here.
317
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,610
Uh-hmm.
318
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,834
- Hey, buddy.
- Yo, yo, yo.
319
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,792
Rob Fisher is in the house.
320
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,533
The DJ voice
has started already.
321
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,578
Hey, Robert. Are you also here
322
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,189
to rock out with your cock out?
323
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,581
He best be,
324
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,713
because Naveen the Machine
325
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,410
is about to light this shit up.
326
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,891
- Naveen the Machine?
- Yes, my DJ name, man.
327
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,327
Well, I'm glad
you're having fun.
328
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,720
Yeah.
Are you kidding me, dude?
329
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,504
I'm about to shoot
my shot right now.
330
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,029
- Your shot? Yes.
- Hottie from Drinkley's.
331
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,291
Remember I bought her a drink?
332
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,945
You know she's a widow?
333
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,424
Yeah, she told me
all about it the other night.
334
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,078
And we totally trauma bonded.
335
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,080
She's vulnerable,
I'm vulnerable,
336
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,865
she's lonely, I'm lonely
337
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,823
but we both still
believe in love.
338
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:29,998
She's looking for solace
339
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,087
in the arms
of a sensitive young stud
340
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,567
who can bring her to life again
341
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:36,135
through the erotic power
of music.
342
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,224
Don't do that
hand gesture, please.
343
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,660
I would...
Oh, shit.
344
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,575
It is on. Follow my lead.
345
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,925
Hinkley Hills, are you ready
to get this party started?
346
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,796
- Affirmative.
- Hit the track!
347
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,454
♪ Rollout ♪
348
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,152
♪ Rollout ♪
349
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,894
♪ I got my twin Glock 40s ♪
350
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,504
♪ Cocked back ♪
351
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,636
♪ Me and my homies ♪
352
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,290
♪ So drop that ♪
♪ We rollin' on twenties ♪
353
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,466
Wow.
354
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,903
♪ With the top back ♪
355
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:06,079
♪ So much money ♪
356
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:09,646
♪ You can't stop that ♪
♪ Twin Glock 40s ♪
357
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,561
Go away, hag.
358
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,694
It's me.
359
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,914
Oh.
360
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,611
A different hag.
361
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:18,960
I came to pick you up
for the party.
362
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,049
- I'm not going.
- It's not optional.
363
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,746
Do you wanna pay another $600
364
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,924
for improper trash disposal
from the HOA? No.
365
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,883
Agnes Festerson is not the law.
366
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,103
I'll appeal.
I'll go to the governor.
367
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,844
I'll storm the capitol.
368
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,021
The state capitol.
369
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,936
I don't think
this is about Agnes Festerson.
370
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,242
I think this is about Marty.
371
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,244
What's that supposed to mean?
372
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,899
This is the first
block party since Marty
373
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,553
crossed the rainbow bridge.
374
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,772
He wasn't a dog, Dana.
375
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:51,340
He was a personal risk actuary.
376
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,863
And a damn good one.
377
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,430
He did love it.
378
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,911
He loved
looking around the people
379
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,131
of this community
and mentally calculating
380
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,916
how and when each one of them
was most likely to die.
381
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,223
God, if only he could
have done that for himself.
382
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,094
Dammit.
383
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,488
You know at one point...
- Uh-hmm.
384
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,578
...he did give me
the recipe for that pie.
385
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,102
I was just thinking about...
- Goodbye, Dana!
386
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,365
But...
387
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,891
♪ I was there for you ♪
388
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,024
Okay.
389
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,244
♪ I was there for you ♪
390
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,246
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
391
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:31,338
♪ I was looking ♪
♪ In your eyes ♪
392
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,208
♪ I was there for you ♪
393
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,254
It's not that
he doesn't sleep, it's that,
394
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,038
you know, he mostly sleeps
when he's moving
395
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,692
which means I have
to keep moving so I don't sleep,
396
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,346
unless I figure out
how to sleep while driving,
397
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,609
which I've done before
but not on purpose.
398
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,524
Don't you still have
your Rock 'n Play?
399
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,352
Oh, yes, the Rock 'n Play.
400
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,571
Oh, depending
on your tolerance for risk.
401
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,356
What do you mean?
They got recalled
402
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,054
a couple years ago
after a bunch of babies...
403
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,013
Well, the position holds them
and compresses the trachea.
404
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,449
The likelihood of death
is still very low.
405
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,798
Marty calculated it for my...
406
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,713
Oh, Marty.
God, I miss that pie.
407
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:00,931
Hey.
Hey, babes.
408
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,498
There's my girl
409
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,717
and my little guy.
410
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:04,848
What you've been up to?
411
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,241
Uh, wingman-ing Naveen.
412
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,634
- Ooh.
- Wingman-ing.
413
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,288
Is that even a verb?
Oh, it is now.
414
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,159
Anyway, mission accomplished.
415
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,379
Look at that.
Yeah.
416
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,250
So I return a conquering hero,
417
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,644
and oh-so happy
I'm no longer single.
418
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,168
Strictly-married-father
fun for me now.
419
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:24,172
Speaking
of strictly-married-father fun,
420
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,695
Rob, we could really use
421
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,523
an extra pair of hands
over by the grills.
422
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,656
Do you mind jumping in
and taking a shift?
423
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,092
It would be so helpful.
424
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,615
I should probably stay
with my wife.
425
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,661
Oh, come on.
You're one of the dads now.
426
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,967
Grill duty, grill daddy.
- It's okay, babe. Go on.
427
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,882
- Yeah?
- Everyone's gotta pitch in.
428
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:42,756
Okay. Yeah. Well, y'all chill,
429
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,105
I'm gonna go grill.
430
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,371
- Don't burn anything. Uh-hmm.
- No.
431
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,069
How has he been
with everything?
432
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,027
With the baby? Great. I mean,
433
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,898
he does feedings,
changes diapers.
434
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,249
He's honestly a natural,
maybe more than me.
435
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,251
- Oh, well, that's wonderful.
- Yeah,
436
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,079
it's so good to see
that he's doing so well.
437
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,690
Uh-hmm.
- What do you mean?
438
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,693
It's just nice to see
how he got his life together.
439
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,826
High school was kind of
a challenging time for Rob.
440
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:13,308
Well, sure, with everything
going on across the street.
441
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,093
You're talking
about Alison Grant?
442
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,920
Yeah.
It was his childhood friend.
443
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,400
I'm sure it affected him.
444
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,403
It affects me
and I've never even met her.
445
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,839
I heard a rumor
that her parents killed her
446
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,886
and buried her in the basement
and I was convinced, convinced,
447
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,888
that the guy that moved in
was digging up her body
448
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,237
for forensic purposes,
449
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,586
because that made
more sense than him
450
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,327
renovating
his 120-year-old house
451
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:35,505
that he just bought.
Baby brain. Okay.
452
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,769
Who told you
that was the rumor?
453
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,120
Naveen.
454
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,645
Hello, girls.
You having a nice time?
455
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,343
Lauren Louise, I really
need you at the helium tank.
456
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,997
- Okay, Mom.
- Oh, I'll help.
457
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,520
Yeah, we'll catch back up
with you in a minute,
458
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,652
okay?
459
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:14,022
♪ hello ♪
460
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,805
♪ Can you tell me ♪
♪ That again? ♪
461
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,156
- Hey.
- Hey, Tod.
462
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,723
Dude, who knew? You are the man.
463
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:25,293
Well, I am a man, both in,
uh, surname and species.
464
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,601
Uh, here, I thought
you could use another sangria.
465
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,559
- Thanks.
- Hey.
466
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,040
- Hey, you.
- Can I make a request?
467
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,303
As long as it's on
my party playlist.
468
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,305
It's nothing specific.
469
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,525
I was just wondering
if you could maybe
470
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,049
slow things down, you know?
471
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,965
Yeah, yeah. I got you.
472
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,055
Does the DJ get to dance?
473
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,579
My usual moves
are a little more up tempo
474
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,102
but, uh, I guess I could try
475
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,844
to be a little more
interpretative.
476
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,500
♪ Something 'bout ♪
♪ Your hands on my body ♪
477
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,937
Oh, no.
478
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,592
♪ Feels better than any man ♪
479
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,333
♪ I ever met ♪
480
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,988
What, Dr. James, the dentist?
481
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,424
What's wrong?
You missed a checkup?
482
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,079
My wife sure didn't.
483
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,819
♪ I try not ♪
484
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:16,171
♪ Don't 'cause ♪
♪ I can't forget ♪
485
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,521
♪ You got a feelin' ♪
486
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:23,309
♪ A soul that I need ♪
♪ In my life ♪
487
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:27,443
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, whoa ♪
488
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:32,447
♪ And though we may grow ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
489
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,591
Me again.
490
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,375
Dana, Jesus.
491
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,072
What the hell are you doing?
492
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,379
I picked your lock.
NSA training.
493
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,034
And frankly since you slammed
the door right in my face,
494
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,645
you're lucky that I didn't come
back with a grenade launcher.
495
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,343
You don't have
a grenade launcher.
496
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,648
Second Amendment, baby.
497
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,607
You can't just
burst in like this.
498
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:02,999
What if I were nude?
499
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,566
It's nothing
I haven't seen before.
500
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,481
Excuse me.
501
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,702
Dana, this is a terrible
violation of my boundaries.
502
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,051
Haven't you ever heard
the expression,
503
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,922
"Good fences
make good neighbors?"
504
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,229
I'm not your neighbor.
I'm your friend.
505
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,665
I'm your ally.
506
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,014
And sometimes allies
507
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,842
need to invade other allies
508
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:23,237
when the citizens are in need
of humanitarian assistance.
509
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,630
In this case, pie.
510
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:25,761
You need to make it,
511
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,110
they need to eat it.
512
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:29,461
Move. I got everything.
- Oh.
513
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:33,595
I got unsalted butter,
and organic honey,
514
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:37,382
crisp apples,
and the key ingredient lard.
515
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,993
Looks like you brought
your grenade launcher after all.
516
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,299
Well, to be honest, Lynn,
517
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,909
I didn't know what
we were dealing with here
518
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,650
because I haven't been
inside here for months.
519
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,260
I've been
finding it challenging
520
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:49,872
to let people
into my private space lately.
521
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,047
Yeah, no shit.
522
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,006
We were starting
to think you were
523
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,312
maybe a hoarder now
524
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,270
like with fingernail clippings
525
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,793
and jars of urine,
526
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,840
so I have to say
I'm very pleasantly surprised.
527
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,624
Oh, shit. I forgot the eggs.
528
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,234
- Eggs?
- Yeah, you know, at the end
529
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,585
when you brush
the yolk on the crust?
530
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,151
Oh, well, I'll just grab
a couple from the fridge.
531
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:09,979
Oh, no. They're not in there.
532
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,199
I, uh, I keep them
in the cupboard
533
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,288
like they do in France.
534
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:15,464
Okay.
535
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,039
Hey, if it's something
536
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:28,695
♪ It's the way you do me ♪
537
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,132
♪ There ain't nothing ♪
♪ Like it ♪
538
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,700
- Megan.
- Hi, Naveen.
539
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,354
Naveen. Good to see you, man.
540
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,226
Can we talk?
541
00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:44,492
If I may, you're due
for a deep cleaning, Naveen.
542
00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,799
Whatever our personal
situation may be,
543
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,106
it's no reason to compromise
your periodontal health.
544
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,591
He always comes
to schmooze with clients,
545
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,376
hands out those
little flossers to the kids.
546
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,203
Is that why he had his hands
all over your ass?
547
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,249
You suddenly got teeth in there?
- Let's not do this.
548
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,512
You're the one
who came here to see me spin
549
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:07,080
in my element
at my vibrational apex,
550
00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:09,604
just to make sure I saw you
with your new man.
551
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,171
If I didn't know
any better, Megan,
552
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,738
I think you were trying
to make me jealous.
553
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,609
But I'm with Kate now.
554
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,568
A hot widow
in case you didn't know.
555
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:20,093
So mission very much
not accomplished.
556
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:23,140
- Are you drunk?
- Are you drunk?
557
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:27,361
- Look, I was hoping to see you.
- I knew it.
558
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:30,016
Because I wanted to tell you
to stop ignoring my lawyer.
559
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:31,365
Lawyer?
560
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,758
Pretending something
isn't happening
561
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:35,370
isn't gonna stop it
from happening.
562
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,200
I didn't need it
to happen like this.
563
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,682
She seems nice.
564
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:45,728
Don't screw it up.
565
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,819
Hey, DJ Machine.
566
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:54,823
We, uh, kinda got a lull
in the beats here.
567
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:57,130
Also, you were looking
a little dry,
568
00:23:57,131 --> 00:23:58,871
so brought you some sangria.
569
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,787
Are you trying
to get me drunk, man?
570
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,921
Good. You take over.
571
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,750
You're The Machine now.
572
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,537
Kinda just wanted to dance.
573
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:16,280
Thank you. Wow.
574
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,501
♪ Freezing on the outside ♪
575
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:22,155
♪ I just got here ♪
♪ Standing in line ♪
576
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:25,463
- Rory, leaving so soon?
- Oh. Hi, Samira. Yeah.
577
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,639
I was told I'm not allowed
to sell cookies here today.
578
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,075
Wait, who said that?
579
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,556
Mrs. Festerson.
580
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:35,690
Rory, Miles needs
to, uh, take his nap soon.
581
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:37,300
You mind putting him
in his bouncy chair for me?
582
00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:39,260
- Uh-hmm.
- I'll be right there.
583
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,180
Naveen the Peen.
584
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:51,140
Did you guys wanna
Lady and the Tramp this? Just...
585
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,664
I've had an hour of that.
586
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:54,448
Can you believe Megan
showed up here,
587
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,058
draped all over her new man,
588
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,364
talking all this shit
about a lawyer?
589
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,800
Bitch,
you can talk to my lawyer.
590
00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:01,107
- Do you even have a lawyer?
- I'm my own lawyer.
591
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,457
I'm a professional.
- You're a systems analyst.
592
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:06,286
And he's a dentist.
He'll probably give her braces.
593
00:25:06,287 --> 00:25:07,940
He probably likes
how that feels,
594
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:09,724
those little wire boxes
running up and down his...
595
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,509
Oh, God. Naveen, come on.
596
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,512
Samira. What can I do for you?
597
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,035
Did you tell Rory
she's not allowed
598
00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,471
to sell cookies here?
599
00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:20,126
Well, it was really more
of a suggestion.
600
00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,519
I thought you've moved on?
601
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,998
I've moved on, bro,
602
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,696
with Kate the widow.
603
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:27,263
Speaking of, you gotta go
smooth things over with her.
604
00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,351
What? Why?
605
00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:29,570
Yeah, I may have freaked her out
606
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,876
with the whole wife
showing up thing.
607
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:33,139
So just go talk to her. Yes.
608
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,836
Tell her
how totally over it I am,
609
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:37,665
how Megan begged me
to come back but I'm all hers.
610
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,014
She'll believe you.
611
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,538
Chicks trust married dudes.
I remember.
612
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,235
No, Naveen, okay?
I'm kind of busy, all right?
613
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,845
- I got it.
- What's the problem?
614
00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:46,631
Dear, this is an HOA event.
615
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,502
A time for neighbors
to come together
616
00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:51,549
and share a gesture
of generosity and fellowship.
617
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,289
No, I don't need you to get it.
618
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,596
Leave me alone, all right?
619
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,119
Get off. Stop it.
620
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,730
Not a commercial opportunity
621
00:25:58,731 --> 00:25:59,861
for any non-Hiltonian
622
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,210
who feels like showing up.
623
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,821
Non-Hiltonian? Okay.
624
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:05,824
So is this a hard-and-fast rule?
A zoning ordinance?
625
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,739
No need to put me
on the stand, counselor.
626
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,872
Naveen, stop.
- Just little ol' me.
627
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,221
Stop it.
- Trying to keep
628
00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:15,050
everything nice and safe.
629
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:18,488
Speaking of which, excuse me.
630
00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:21,230
Naveen, you burnt
my fucking hand.
631
00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:23,145
All right. Get off.
- What the hell?
632
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:26,193
Stop it, fucking idiot.
Stop it!
633
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:32,025
Those boys are always
getting themselves into trouble.
634
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:40,599
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪
635
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:43,950
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪
636
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:47,301
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪
637
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:51,871
♪ You better be free ♪
♪ If you wanna dance with me ♪
638
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,312
I must have watched
Marty make this
639
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:02,620
a million times
but I never did it myself.
640
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,013
Pretty damn good
for a first timer.
641
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:07,581
Smell that. Oh.
642
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:11,150
You know, pie is what brought
Marty and me together.
643
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,455
Really?
644
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:14,414
I had been dating
an oncology resident
645
00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:16,285
who ran off
with one of his patients.
646
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:18,200
She only had
seven months to live,
647
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:20,420
so they decided
to spend it together.
648
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:23,162
I was awfully mopey,
so a friend of mine invited me
649
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,207
to a pot luck
to try to cheer me up.
650
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,470
And I was at that stage
of heartbreak where,
651
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:31,083
oh, you just can't eat anything,
like anything, you know?
652
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,824
- I don't know.
- But there was this pie
653
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:35,565
and I thought,
"I guess I could eat that."
654
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:39,004
So I ate a piece
and then I ate another piece
655
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,875
and it tasted so good,
656
00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:44,226
the more I ate,
the hungrier I got.
657
00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:47,534
And I felt as though
I could taste again
658
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,797
and smell and want and...
659
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,494
'Cause you remembered
you were alive.
660
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,801
Exactly.
So I said to my friend,
661
00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:56,675
"I have to meet the person
who made this pie."
662
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,156
And it was Marty.
663
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:02,985
It was my person.
664
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:09,599
I think it's just so special
when you meet somebody
665
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,689
when they're doing something
they're good at, you know?
666
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,215
You see them the first time
and they're just shining.
667
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:19,392
I met Julia
when she was in basic training
668
00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,047
and I was like
a supervising officer.
669
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:26,138
And I looked over and I saw her
with the flamethrower
670
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,618
and she just lit up.
671
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,752
I mean, not from
the flames but she just--
672
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,494
oh, she was just so fearless
673
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:38,586
and so strong
and she just glowed.
674
00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:41,066
And I was a goner.
675
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,937
You must miss her.
676
00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:45,897
You know, separations
are typical with what we do.
677
00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:48,726
We sign up for it
but I just really expected
678
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,902
that I'd be the one deployed
679
00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:53,731
and now she's off
doing something important
680
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,385
and I'm at home,
681
00:28:56,386 --> 00:29:00,347
just always at home.
682
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:03,697
Now I bake the pie.
683
00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:07,614
Apparently,
it's a very important pie.
684
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,053
We should have some.
685
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:13,228
You're right.
686
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,230
I will make the coffee.
687
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:17,581
♪ I tried to stay ♪
688
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,061
♪ Inside the red vines ♪
689
00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,584
Mr. DJ Machine,
690
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:24,065
looks like you're experiencing
691
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,937
some strong feelings right now.
692
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,113
You can say
that again, Tod Mann.
693
00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,463
Come on, buddy.
Let's call it a night.
694
00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:32,334
You're a good dancer,
you know that?
695
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,163
Yeah, I do. Let's go.
696
00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,775
Wish he would
get out of this place.
697
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,124
Maybe he likes it here.
698
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,039
People like
what they're used to,
699
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,868
assuming it's good for them.
There's too many memories here,
700
00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:47,002
there's too much baggage
he can't get out from under.
701
00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,221
Megan, what kind of stuff did,
702
00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,092
uh, Rob and Naveen get into
when they were younger?
703
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:53,573
I grew up a couple towns over,
different high school.
704
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:55,183
Yeah, but you know.
705
00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:58,013
Like was it regular kid stuff
or something else?
706
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,146
Is this about Alison?
707
00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:02,712
What do you know?
708
00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,236
What has Rob told you?
709
00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:05,977
That it was really hard
for him when she went missing
710
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:08,588
and they used to hang out a lot.
711
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,895
Naveen always said
they were inseparable
712
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,549
since sixth grade,
the three of them, best friends.
713
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,856
I'm trying to imagine
Rob and Naveen as teenagers.
714
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,902
I'm sure they were little shits.
715
00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:19,860
Naveen said
they used to get drunk
716
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,862
in the woods behind your house.
717
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,865
They have this
secret underground place
718
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:27,215
they'd go to,
like actually underground.
719
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:28,521
Naveen called it The Pit.
720
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:29,827
The Pit?
721
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,526
And then, Alison was gone.
722
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:34,962
Were they suspects?
723
00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:36,311
People had their suspicions
724
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:39,532
but time passes
and people forget.
725
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,750
But the boys didn't forget?
726
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:41,883
Naveen didn't.
727
00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:45,755
Rob, I don't know.
728
00:30:45,756 --> 00:30:47,583
Sometimes
he buries stuff so deep,
729
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,108
he can't find it again.
730
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:55,765
Hey, Samira.
731
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:57,115
Miles is almost
at three consecutive
732
00:30:57,116 --> 00:30:58,507
minutes of tummy time.
733
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,161
That's incredible
for his developmental stage.
734
00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:01,597
That's so great.
735
00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:03,382
Um, I have a bottle
in the fridge for him.
736
00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,470
You can warm it up in a
little bit. I'll be right back.
737
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,081
Hi.
738
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,770
Violence?
739
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:49,908
Oh, he was mad mad.
740
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:03,790
Thank you all
for coming today
741
00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:06,924
to celebrate our beautiful
community of Hinkley Hills.
742
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,230
Every one of you
has a role to play
743
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:12,190
and I commend you all for
your excellent performance.
744
00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:14,714
Please, give yourself
a round of applause.
745
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,588
Our HOA Block Party
746
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:21,808
is a cherished
annual tradition,
747
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:24,898
a time for what I call
the three Fs.
748
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:27,422
Friendship, fellowship,
749
00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:29,511
and most importantly, fun.
750
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:32,079
This year, however,
a taste of the bitter
751
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,820
has mingled with the sweet.
752
00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:38,564
After 25 years of devoted
and tireless service...
753
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:39,739
Hey, guys.
754
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:42,220
Marty's famous pie.
755
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:43,786
Come and get your piece.
756
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,919
Woo.
woman: Oh, my God.
757
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,356
I will be stepping down
758
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:51,142
as your HOA president
to make way
759
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:54,319
for a new generation
of leadership.
760
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,409
I'm proud to say
that after 25 years,
761
00:32:57,410 --> 00:33:00,281
our community
is stronger, cleaner,
762
00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:01,979
and more secure than ever.
763
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,677
And I am doubly proud
to be passing
764
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:07,288
the presidential gavel
to my own daughter
765
00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:10,204
Lauren Festerson Daniels
who will continue...
766
00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:11,727
She's so mad.
...to ensure
767
00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:14,600
that our beloved
Hinkley Hills remains,
768
00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:18,169
as it ever was,
the safest town in America.
769
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,442
Marty's famous pie.
770
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,618
I wonder how many she made.
771
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:35,664
Don't you dare touch
that woman's pie.
772
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:36,884
Smile.
773
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:45,893
Samira?
774
00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:03,954
Hmm.
775
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:42,905
automated voice:
One new message.
776
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:45,517
Young Robert:
Alison, this isn't cool.
777
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,649
You're going to regret this.
778
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,000
You're fucked.
779
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,310
I guess
I've always just been afraid.
780
00:34:56,311 --> 00:35:00,097
- Uh, of what?
- Of everything.
781
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,099
Heights, cancer,
782
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,579
my wife leaving me.
783
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:08,061
Sometimes my wife
not leaving me.
784
00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,759
Huh.
785
00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:13,153
God, I'm so fucking pathetic.
786
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:15,286
Why do I suck so much?
787
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:19,116
Listen, Naveen,
I'm more of a data guy
788
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,205
than an emotional guy
789
00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:23,032
but for my understanding,
790
00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:26,124
which granted
mostly comes from books,
791
00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:29,604
a lot of people are afraid
some of the time,
792
00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:31,824
or even a lot of the time.
793
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:34,392
Uh, it's just part
of the human condition.
794
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:37,308
Yeah, but this is different.
I have a core wound.
795
00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:38,831
Which is what?
796
00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:40,049
It's this thing that I learned
797
00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,225
in beginner screenwriting class
798
00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,530
I took a couple years ago
799
00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:43,966
at Hinkley Valley
Community College.
800
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,533
Right. What is your core wound?
801
00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,014
I'm not allowed to tell you.
802
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:49,147
Uh-hmm.
803
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,280
I can't stop
thinking about her.
804
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:55,240
I keep replaying that night
805
00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,633
in my head over and over again,
806
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,114
wondering what I could
have done differently,
807
00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:03,509
wondering how it all
went so wrong.
808
00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:10,168
I wish I could
tell her I'm sorry.
809
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,474
Megan or Kate?
810
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,128
No.
811
00:36:15,129 --> 00:36:16,390
Alison.
812
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,961
Okay, buddy.
Let's get you home, okay?
813
00:36:21,962 --> 00:36:26,096
- Okay.
- Careful. Okay.
814
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,403
Please make sure he's okay.
815
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:30,796
Well, I was gonna
leave him down
816
00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:33,321
by the railroad tracks
but now that you asked.
817
00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:37,804
Eat shit, Megan!
818
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,363
I have him.
819
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:18,017
He's loose and ready to talk.
820
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,063
Copy. I'll see you in five.
821
00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:50,355
Goodnight, Marty.
822
00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:11,679
Hey, girl.
823
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,551
Where you at?
- The woods.
824
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:15,379
At night? I don't know, baby.
825
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,816
You're just kinda giving follow
the North Star to freedom.
826
00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:19,383
Listen, hear me out.
827
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,732
Lay it on me, Harriet.
828
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:21,733
Okay,
this might sound crazy
829
00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,778
but 20 years ago,
830
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,345
a teenage girl
was murdered out here.
831
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,086
And I thought it was
our new neighbor who did it.
832
00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:28,522
The crazy
White dude with a bike?
833
00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:30,482
No, the other one. But now...
834
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:33,179
I think it was Rob.
835
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,398
- Rob?
-Rob.
836
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,487
I've met Rob and I doubt
837
00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:39,185
that he would wield
so much as a shovel.
838
00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:40,882
There are a lot of red flags.
839
00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:42,275
Such as?
840
00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,320
He knew the girl
841
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,408
and he lied about it.
842
00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:45,496
I mean, he might have dated her.
843
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,019
He left her a voice message
844
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,847
saying that she'd regret
whatever she did to him.
845
00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:50,370
He had anger problems.
846
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,980
He saw a psychiatrist.
- Samira.
847
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:53,374
Huh?
848
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,379
There's somebody out here.
- Hey, Samira. Samira!
849
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:08,911
Not again.
850
00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:49,430
What in the hellhole?
851
00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:57,351
Samira.
852
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,666
What are you doing here?
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