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| don't know why...
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...but this painting
always makes me laugh.
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Punch, Judy, wrap it up.
It will look nice in the bathroom.
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BATGIRL:
Bathroom?
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[METAL CLICKS]
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| consider the bathroom
more of a library than art gallery.
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[GROANS]
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Judy!
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[GRUNTS AND PANTS]
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[GROWLS]
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Someone should frame that move
because it was a masterpiece.
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The kids are here.
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But where's the den mother?
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[CLASHING]
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Hey! Huh!
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Have you seen my latest piece?
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It's called Bat Bits on Canvas.
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[JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[BOTH GASP]
[BUILDING RUMBLES]
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[GRUNTS]
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[BEEPING]
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JOKER:
Oops, gotta run.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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Don't look at me like that.
I'm going to be late.
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[BLASTS]
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[JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[MAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
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Looks like Joker's gonna need
some new goons.
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See if you two can pick up his trail.
I'll join you shortly.
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Where are you going?
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| have to deal
with a whole other kind of craziness.
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[GRAPPLING GUN FIRES]
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Hurry, hurry. Can't miss it.
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Yes!
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MALE ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
Here's Harley!
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[AUDIENCE ON TV
CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
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[KISS]
Hiya, folks.
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Time for an hour of love and laughter
with me, Dr. Harlene Quinzelle.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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With Valentine's Day
right around the corner...
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...Harley's here with helpful advice.
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[PHONE BUTTON BEEPS]
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-Talk to me.
-Hi, Harley.
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Uh, there's this girl | like--
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Three words Romeo,
flowers, flowers, flowers.
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And never take no for an answer.
Have a good one, pudding.
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[PHONE BUTTON BEEPS]
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What's your query, dearie?
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Dr. Quinzelle, last week,
you told a girl named Monica...
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...to ignore her parents’ wishes
and go out with a guy named Stan?
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| remember.
Two sweet, crazy kids in love.
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I'm Monica's mother.
Where do you come off telling her--?
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Uh, sorry, folks. Just some nutcase.
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| told you to screen those calls.
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We'll be right back.
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Think loving thoughts.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
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Pop psychology at its worst.
That girl's theories are unfounded.
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Her professional manner's a joke.
And her training, if any, is shoddy at best.
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| love this show!
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The girl's more screw-loose than me.
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Oh, Jimmy Herbert, network bigwig.
What brings you to the set today?
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Let me guess,
in search of fashion advice?
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Speaking of advice,
what kind are you giving these people?
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Are you questioning me?
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Everyone who has an online degree
in psychology, please raise your hand.
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Oh, okay.
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Then how about we let the professionals
do their job, all right, hon?
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This show is supposed to help people.
You've turned it into a circus.
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| Know. And you wanna talk circus.
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Wait till you see
my Valentine's Day special.
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Look, there won't be
a Valentine's Day special if you keep this--
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Oopsies, gotta get back. Latersville.
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Welcome back.
I've got a real treat for you.
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HARLEY:
An exclusive, very intimate one-on-one...
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...with Gotham's most elusive bachelor,
Bruce Wayne.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Mmm. What's cooking, good-looking?
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Well, Dr. Quinzelle....
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[HARLEY GIGLES]
[BRUCE GRUNTS]
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Call me Harley. Everyone does.
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Okay, Harley.
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I'd like to talk about
the Wayne Foundation's...
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...charity drive for crime victims.
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Oh, civic-minded too.
But let's talk about your love life.
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Now, Harley, you promised I'd have
a chance to promote the charity drive.
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[HARLEY SNORING]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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We want the juice, Bruce.
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This is your secret life, Bruce Wayne.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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[ALARM WAILING]
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[ROBIN GRUNTS]
[MAN PANTS]
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-Uh-oh.
-Bruce?
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Oh, yeah.
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You remember Kiki, don't you, Brucie?
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[AUDIENCE MUMBLES]
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Oh....
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Well, she remembers you.
And she's dishing the dirt.
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[AUDIENCE TEASING AND LAUGHING]
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[BRUCE CHUCKLES]
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BATGIRL: He's faced some
pretty nasty sneak attacks.
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But nothing like this.
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We have to save him.
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It's too late, Robin.
There's nothing we can do.
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So we're having a nice dinner,
and suddenly he's all:
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"| have to see
to some important business."
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Out Bruce Wayne runs,
leaving me to pay the check.
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[AUDIENCE BOOING]
[KIKI CRYING]
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Oh, terrible. Just terrible.
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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About time someone stuck it
to that rich oaf.
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How about we take some calls now?
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[DIALLING THEN PHONE RINGS]
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Hi, hi.
You're on Heart to Heart With Harley.
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Evening, Harley. Mr. J. here.
Frequent watcher, frequent caller.
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Great show tonight.
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Mr. J., my favorite caller.
Nice to hear from you again.
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Well, | just wanted to say...
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...men like Bruce Wayne
deserve to be baked into a giant pie...
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...and then launched
into the side of a building.
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Figuratively speaking, of course.
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[HARLEY GIGGLING]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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Gotta say, your mind works
in interesting ways, Mr. J.
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I've had enough of this. I'm out of here.
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Uh-oh. Hey!
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Hold your horses, Brucie.
We're not done yet.
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Oh, yes, you are.
I'm sorry, Mr. Wayne.
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Neither this woman nor this show
will ever trouble you again.
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You're no psychologist, you're a joke.
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-But--
-You're off the air.
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Wha--? No--!
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[STATIC HISSES]
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[TEST TONE PLAYING]
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Oh, the poor kid.
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Yanked in mid-show.
She'll be an emotional wreck.
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Someone should take advantage of that.
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Face it, Harley.
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No one's ever gonna take you
seriously as a psychologist.
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They just can't see
past my playful exterior.
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Story of my life.
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[DOOR BELL RINGING]
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Hello?
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JOKER:
Dr. Quinzelle?
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Forgive the intrusion,
but | just had to meet you.
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I'm your number one fan.
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[DOOR CLICKS]
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I'm Mr. J.
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Huh?
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JOKER: Must admit, I'm surprised
that you wanted to hang out.
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Most ladies
would find my lifestyle eccentric.
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Oh, | may act goofy on TV,
but I'm still a doctor.
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Extreme personalities intrigue me.
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And an extreme personality like yours might
be the ticket to getting back my old show.
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And maybe finally some respect.
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Oh.
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So you're stringing old Mr. J. along
just to write some tell-all book?
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I'll split the profits with you 50-50.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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You've got moxie.
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| feed moxie to the hyenas.
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[WHISTLES]
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[HYENAS YELP]
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[GROWLING]
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[GASPS]
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Sit!
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[HYENAS WHIMPER]
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You're good.
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Now, what do you say we sit down
and, you know...
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...have a heart to heart with Harley?
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Hmm.
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Oh, where do | begin?
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| guess for as long as | remember,
| always wanted to make people laugh.
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| see.
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The neighbors say they saw the doctor
leave freely with Mr. J.
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Wonder what he could want with her.
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He saw a vulnerable person
he could manipulate.
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Someone good for a few laughs
until he got bored.
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And join us again next week
when Batman analyzes...
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...the Freudian implications
of Penguin's umbrella.
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[HARLEY CRYING]
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It's bad enough the network said
| wasn't a real psychologist.
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They said | was a joke.
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| happen to like jokes.
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Besides, there are worse names.
| know, I've been called them.
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Guess we have a few things
in common, huh?
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You know what two sad sacks
like us need?
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A night on the town.
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| don't know.
That seems awfully unprofessional.
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-Consider it research for your book.
-But what if--?
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You're seen associating
with a certified criminal whack-job?
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A costume.
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That way no one will know it's you.
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Ha-ha!
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JOKER:
Harlene Quinzelle becomes Harley Quinn.
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[WHISTLES THEN PANTS]
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[JOKER SINGING
"SETTING THE WOODS ON FIRE"]
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Comb your hair and paint and powder
You act proud and I'll act prouder
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You sing loud and I'll sing louder
Tonight we're setting the woods on fire
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You're my gal and I'm your feller
Dress up in your frock of yeller
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I'll look swell but you'll look sweller
Setting the woods on fire
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We'll take in all the honky tonks
Tonight we're having fun
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We'll show the folks a brand new dance
That never has been done
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| don't care who thinks we're silly
You'll be daffy and I'll be dilly
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We'll order up two bowls of chili
Setting the woods on fire
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[JOKER VOCALIZING]
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[BOTH SINGING]
| don't care who thinks we're silly
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You'll be daffy and I'll be dilly
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We'll order up two bowls of chili
Setting the woods on fire
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[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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No riders.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Oh!
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[HARLEY SCREAMS]
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[CRASHING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING MANICALLY]
[HARLEY SCREAMING]
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Huh? What was that?
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Hi, folks. Don't mind us.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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Some fun, eh, kid?
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Has anyone ever survived
a night out with you?
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There's a first time for everything.
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Leave him alone!
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[SCREAMING]
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BATMAN:
Dr. Quinzelle?
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Call me Harley Quinn.
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What are you doing?
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BATMAN: Joker's a psychopath.
-Huh?
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Better than what you are.
A third wheel!
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[HARLEY GRUNTS]
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Hold this for me, will you? Thanks.
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[BOTH GASP]
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Here's our floor.
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[HARLEY SCREAMS]
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[HARLEY YELLING]
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Fear not. Salvation is at hand.
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[HARLEY SCREAMING LOUDLY]
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A little trick | borrowed from Penguin.
Remind me to send him a fish.
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[EXPLODING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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[BOTH GASPING]
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Authorities are at a loss to explain...
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... how the diamond was stolen
from the high-security vault.
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And a police investigation is underway.
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FEMALE REPORTER: /n other news,
there is still no official word...
247
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,881
...on the bizarre transformation
of Dr. Harlene Quinzelle.
248
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,133
Huh?
249
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,928
According to eyewitness accounts,
the doctor has been sporting a new look...
250
00:15:29,11 --> 00:15:32,140
...while keeping time
with Gotham's most wanted wacko.
251
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,977
Noted TV psychologist Elliot Blaine
offered this observation.
252
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,22
It's no surprise
that Dr. Quinzelle jumped the track.
253
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:44,777
She was a sad, needy person
who tried to fill the void in her own soul...
254
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,823
... by dispensing superficial
relationship advice to others.
255
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:49,991
What?
256
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:55,621
I'll have a full profile of Dr. Quinzelle
tonight on my primetime special.
257
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,666
[GROANING]
258
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,670
Ah, you big phony.
259
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:06,382
That was supposed to be
my Valentine's special.
260
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,842
[CRACKS]
261
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,11
JOKER:
Happy Valentine's Day, kid.
262
00:16:10,94 --> 00:16:11,804
| brought you something.
263
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:12,972
What?
264
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,481
Pretty.
265
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,690
Oh....
266
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,902
| wanted to give you a present
for all the fun we've been having.
267
00:16:26,68 --> 00:16:28,529
What is it that you want?
268
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:33,34
Ah, that's what | want.
To get even with those jerks.
269
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,454
| was trying to help people
and now I'm the bad guy?
270
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,207
More of an accomplice, actually.
271
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,668
[HARLEY GROANING]
272
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,796
They should all suffer.
273
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,800
Sounds like a hoot.
274
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:55,765
What we have with Harlene Quinzelle
is a textbook case of a woman...
275
00:16:55,932 --> 00:17:00,603
...deluded by a fantasy image of herself
as a healer and caregiver.
276
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:04,148
HARLEY: Hey, doc.
| got a text bookcase for you.
277
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,734
[GASPS]
[BOOKCASE CRASHING]
278
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,487
[GRUNTING]
279
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:18,913
Hi, hi, Gotham.
Harley's back for a special farewell show.
280
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,918
[CLICKS THEN HARLEY GRUNTS]
281
00:17:24,01 --> 00:17:26,546
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
282
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,384
[GROWLING]
283
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,804
[SCREAMING]
284
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,389
JOKER:
Woo-hoo.
285
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:42,853
Keep your seats, people.
The little lady's just warming up.
286
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,23
Oh, that's right, pudding.
287
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,68
I'm going to set the record straight.
288
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:54,699
Then finish my broadcasting career
with a big bang!
289
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,409
Let's go.
290
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,203
What? We can't wait for the commercial?
291
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,752
So you didn't like my show?
292
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,589
Well, try this one.
293
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,715
[WHISTLES]
294
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,301
[GROWLING]
295
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:16,637
When Animals Attack People | Hate!
296
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,431
It's a comedy.
297
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,142
[HYENAS LAUGHING]
298
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,603
[BATGIRL GRUNTING]
299
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,940
You're cancelled. Again.
300
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,943
[GROWLING]
301
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,156
[GUN CLICKS THEN SPILLS]
302
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,158
[SIZZLES THEN SNAPS]
303
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,328
Huh?
[RUMBLES]
304
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,914
Oh, thanks, sweetie.
305
00:18:44,40 --> 00:18:47,543
Now, drag her outside
and Joker-gas her or something.
306
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,879
You, ordering me around?
307
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,964
Don't go too far.
308
00:18:52,48 --> 00:18:54,884
l've indulged you
only because it amused me.
309
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,844
Yes, sir.
310
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,14
[LAUGHS]
311
00:19:00,97 --> 00:19:03,100
You little imp.
| can never stay mad at you.
312
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,563
[GIGGLES]
313
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,440
Uh-oh.
314
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:14,111
[BOTH GRUNT]
315
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,782
[GROWLS]
316
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,493
Don't move.
317
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,744
Very funny.
318
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,538
[GRUNTING]
319
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,917
You bats won't pull the plug
on my special.
320
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,630
[SCREAMING]
321
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,508
What have you done?
322
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:40,763
They sent me down in flames.
So I'm returning the favor.
323
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,99
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
324
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,687
There are three more bombs
planted around this building.
325
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:52,191
Once they go, all Gotham Broadcasting
comes tumbling down.
326
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,151
Show the man, Harley.
327
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,405
Ha!
328
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,948
Not gonna happen.
329
00:19:59,73 --> 00:20:00,700
[GRUNTS]
330
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,577
[BOMB CLICKS]
331
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,749
[SCREAMS THEN BOMB EXPLODES]
332
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,628
I'm okay. Help the audience.
333
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,296
[SCREAMING]
334
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,799
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
335
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,721
[ROBIN GRUNTS]
336
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,433
This way, people.
337
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,730
Time to make tracks, boys.
338
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,399
[WHISTLES]
[HYENAS WHIMPER]
339
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,614
So long, little Harley Quinn.
It's been fun.
340
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,658
[METAL CREAKING]
341
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,620
[JOKER LAUGHING]
342
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,424
[RUMBLES]
343
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,304
[SIREN WAILING]
344
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,849
The Joker doesn't care about anyone
but himself.
345
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,310
He never has and he never will.
346
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:13,397
You'd think
a psychologist would know better.
347
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,75
[SPLURTS]
Huh?
348
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,912
Huh?
349
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,835
[LAUGHING]
350
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:45,596
[JOKER AND HARLEY LAUGHING]
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